NO14: This group of psychopaths is finally together
There is nothing that cannot be solved by one neurosis, and if there is, then put two.
—Excerpt from "If You Properly Manage a Crowd of Psychopaths"
The sun rises in the east, and it is the beginning of another day.
Since returning from the Dream Forest adventure, Li Ke has been locking himself in his room.
Today is the fifth day.
Everyone goes on with their daily routines.
No one cares if the dean is dead or alive.
Ah Fei uses his ability to repair circuits, and often repairs some inexplicable things.
For example, there is an alarm clock that doesn't ring, a rice cooker that can cook rice, and an electric fan that inexplicably falls apart after a few turns.
Yesterday, the mad doctor made a huge discovery - he repaired a World War II shell.
This cannonball is more than two meters tall and of unknown quality, and when the second dwarf sees this volume, he immediately makes a judgment: once this shell is detonated, everyone will become a shining star.
Ah Fei is a physicist who is extremely obsessed with science, and the degree of obsession is outrageous.
The one who has the same hobby as him is the dwarf third.
So two like-minded people detonated a bomb in the forest.
The aftermath of the bomb blew off the roof of the unscrupulous institute.
Dean Li Ke just glanced at the villa that had turned into a Mediterranean hairstyle, and didn't say anything, just walked away silently.
Nanali, the white fox, continued to study cooking, and this time she learned the order in which to place the spices, but this beautiful chef has a trait, she likes to use her own defined "time" to determine the degree of cooking of ingredients.
For example, when frying a steak, the chef waits until she smells the burnt smell of the steak before turning it over to the other side.
The two sides are carbonized, which is the ideal state of the steak in the mind of the beautiful chef.
Yesterday, the beautiful chef began to try to make dumplings, this beautiful girl with violent aesthetics and brainlessness, wrapped the dumplings into buns, and the dumpling filling is also very good-looking, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, rainbow colors.
Nanali named it Rainbow Dumpling.
Dean Li Ke just glanced at the little inventory left, didn't say anything, and just walked away silently.
Sophia finds the sword left by the Ancestor from Dracula's castle, this sword is terrifying, the sword is inset with a dazzling ruby, and it can also unleash fire magic.
The Extraction Pearl, along with the Ancestors, turned into a pile of ashes, but fortunately, the witnesses at the scene of the crime were Minions, and these stunned young people just said bluntly, "Those who were sunburned to death were sunburned" and so on, without any descriptive report.
The point is that Sophia actually believed it.
Sophia is a half-blood, and she doesn't have the same affection for the ancestor as purebred vampires, so she just keeps Dracula's ashes in a wooden box and goes to find something else.
This mixed-race vampire beauty has a hobby that is not too small, and that is literary creation.
Sometimes I would cry when I wrote about myself, and then I would giggle again.
It is worth mentioning that Sophia is still fainting (is it a common disease of mixed races?). She got a pair of sunglasses for it.
As long as you put on your sunglasses, you will turn on Musou mode.
Every day she takes the seven dwarfs to brush because they are bullying their most beloved Nanali in the Dream Forest.
Dean Li Ke just glanced at the messy room, didn't say anything, just walked away silently.
Huang Huifeng was finally taken outside, and when this second-hand uncle saw the scale of the improper research institute, he swore that he would die here in his life.
Thanks to Huang Hui Feng's gorgeous driving skills, the car first gave a warm hug to the towering tree, then rotated 720 degrees, and then fell into the sea.
At the end of the steep slope is a cliff, and Dracula Castle is located on the edge of the cliff.
Beneath the cliffs is the endless sea.
Li Ke and Huang Huifeng were lucky - hanging from a crooked-necked tree rooted in a cliff.
The rest of the youkai fell into the sea like dumplings and fed the sharks.
Huang Huifeng finally did what an exorcist should do.
Since this incident, Huang Huifeng decided to work his driving skills, and a Porsche 911 was parked in the garage, and since then, the uncle has gradually drifted away from the road of racing drivers.
Dean Li Ke just glanced at the unrecognizable door, didn't say anything, just walked away silently.
Because there is no space-time radar (the original one is broken), Xiao Ming of Time cannot locate the Gap of Time, so he has been staying in the improper research institute.
Every time Li Ke QQ Icarus, the answer he gets is "I am either on a blind date, or on the way to a blind date", and it is the same thing 24 hours a day.
Li Ke suspected that Icarus had deliberately left the big rooster here.
The Time Chicken is the only creature in the Institute of Serious Studies with relatively normal three views.
It has a whole bunch of younger brothers.
The three reinforced platoons of the Minions have a total of 300 people, all of whom are his subordinates.
The time chicken will report every day, and then command the minions to clean and clean, and under its leadership, the minions are polite, don't make trouble, and don't care.
In addition to the amazing amount of food every day.
Obviously, this legion is the Rubbing Legion.
Xiao Ming knew very well in his heart that if he didn't bring the genome back (Li Ke didn't tell it, in fact, the thing had been returned to its original owner), the boss would definitely make it into Coke chicken.
It's better to behave well in front of Li Ke, maybe you can be a vice president or something, and you won't go back anyway.
In the end, there are seven dwarfs, except for the second one, who likes to study explosives, everything else is normal, and what makes Li Ke worry-free is that these guys like to rob tombs, and often dig up some strange things, such as the mask of the pharaoh, as well as the terracotta warriors and horses of Qin Shi Huang, and even the Pentagon's arsenal.
Because of the tomb robbing, the seven dwarfs all went out early and returned late, rarely disturbing the others.
Dwarves are also characterized by drinking.
I especially like to drink rum.
This is what Li Ke is most worried about, drunk people usually go crazy with alcohol.
Dwarves are no exception.
These dwarves like to sing loudly after drinking, and whether they sing well or not is secondary, and the most important is that they seriously disturb the people.
When the love is deep, the dwarves will knock on the door one by one.
Sleep your MP, get up.
Every time these bastards have a late-night concert, Li Ke will close the door and let the fox go.
As long as Nanali drinks, she is definitely a representative of Hi God.
Nanali would get bored when she had drunk all seven dwarfs alone, and then she would repeat what the dwarves had just done, knocking on the door one by one.
However, Li Ke didn't have to worry, his door as thick as a city wall could block out all distractions.
If it weren't for the fact that these dwarves would threaten people: if we don't open the door and sing and dance together, we would start blowing up the house! The ghost will let Nanali, the fox demon who lacks two shortages.
As soon as Nanali knocked on her door, she would start the lullaby, and Jay Chou listened to her mother's words, and after a while, the demon fox fell asleep with a bubbling nose.
The only one who is the most comfortable to live in a serious research institute is Xiaobai.
This big dog doesn't have to do anything but eat and sleep on time every day.
And as the former owner, Li Ke can't instruct it yet.
In a state of rage, Xiaobai will transform into a dog god, a wolfdog as tall as the ceiling.
Xiaobai only obeys Nanali's orders now, but since the last time he was poisoned by food, whenever he saw Nanali walking towards it with a basin, Xiaobai's heart refused.
But every time she was succumbed by Nanali's force.
Every time Li Ke saw Nanali test Xiaobai for poison, he was thinking about one thing.
Xiaobai's stomach power is definitely nuclear bomb level, one poison every day, and the next day can be alive, this is definitely a monster-level stomach.
This is the daily life of an unscrupulous institute.
To describe Li Ke's current mood is-
These psychoses finally came together.