twenty-three
Just when B's head, heart, spirit, and blood were all clouded and foggy. B's boss, E, seems to have noticed a little bit of something strange.
E: What's wrong? Did your girlfriend call you?
B: Silence.
E: Are you asking for money?
B: No, she cried. She told me that she had broken someone's phone.
E: Routine! That's the routine!
E: Be careful, Xiao Yuan! All of them are liars!
B: I'm looking for a daughter-in-law......
B: Better, daughter-in-law.
B: She told me she would come to me, she was already in the car, and she was coming soon. I'm going to pick her up at the train station.
E: How do you ...... I told you, this is the routine!
B's boss reluctantly walked away, leaving B to stay there quietly and messy.
At this time, B is thinking: she is so stupid, she lost her phone one moment, and then broke someone's refrigerator. This time, she got motion sickness again, and she must have walked crookedly, and it must have been normal to lose someone else's mobile phone. It's normal.
Just as B's mind became relaxed, A called B again. This time, A cried even more on the phone.
A: Honey, what should I do? I broke someone's phone! People want me to pay now!
B: You...... Why did you break someone's things again?
A: My head was so dizzy, accidentally, I didn't mean to. What now?
At this time, B clearly heard the voice of a man on the other end of the phone, in addition to A's crying.
X: Hurry up! Hurry up and lose money! Come on!
X: Hurry up, pay me for my phone! If you cry, you don't have to pay for my mobile phone if you cry?
A: I don't have any money......
X: No money? If you don't have money, forget it? I don't care, hurry up and pay for my phone!
A: I really don't have any money......
B heard that someone was forcing his "girlfriend", and suddenly felt very sorry for his "girlfriend", and he was very scared and nervous.
So, B quickly began to think of a way to solve the problem for his "girlfriend" very nervously.
B: Don't worry, honey.
B: You ask him how much his phone is worth!
A: Hmm! Good!
With B's support, A suddenly stopped crying happily. X doesn't shout anymore! On the other end of the phone, there was a sudden silence. At this moment, a very strange and very familiar voice finally came from the quiet phone:
"25 yuan is the same, 25 yuan is the same, everything is 25 yuan! Don't miss your chance! 25 yuan ......"
B hasn't been on a train in years! Although he heard such cries, he thought that now, the country is vigorously developing the economy, and perhaps, such business channels have been opened on the train. 25 yuan, good quality and low price, the train should also be a huge market.
Once upon a time, the shouting on the train was, of course, like:
"Cigarette melon seeds mineral water...... let everyone's feet ......"
Now that the times have progressed, and people have progressed, of course, they must be changed.
A: How much do you want me to pay you?
X:3000!
A: Why is it so expensive?
X: Then you pay me for my phone! I want an identical one!
B:3000! It's okay! I'll turn you around, you give it to him!
A: Hmm.
After B hung up the phone, he transferred 3,000 yuan to A again and asked her to compensate for someone else's mobile phone.
Moments later:
B: Is it worth it?
A: It's a good loss.
A: Thank you, dear.
B: No thanks, where are you now?
A: I don't know, I didn't pay attention.
B: Oh, it should be almost the handover between Yunnan and Guizhou!
A: Hmm.
A moment later, A calls B again. As soon as B answered the phone, it turned out that A was crying on the other end of the phone again.
A: Honey, I broke the train too, what should I do?
B: What?
A: The locomotive was also accidentally kicked away by me, and now they make me pay for it......
B: How can I afford this?
A: What's wrong? Honey, don't you care about me?
B: I can't afford to lose this!
B: How did you break the train? Teasing me, huh?
A: I don't know, I didn't mean to!
B: I can't afford to pay for this, I, I sold my kidney, I sold both, and it wasn't enough to pay for the train!
A: Do you really ignore me? Honey, you can't leave me alone......
B: What do I do with you? Can I manage this?
A: Okay! I didn't expect you to be so ruthless and ignore me!
A: Okay! Then I'll figure it out myself!
After A finished speaking, he hung up B's phone decisively and angrily. This time, the trains were all broken, and B really had no choice. Since B sold all his body organs, he can't afford to pay for other people's trains!
I couldn't help my girlfriend solve the problem, and B was very frustrated and unhappy. He's so shy now! I'm so shy that my face is red!
After a few moments, B finally mustered up the courage and cheekily sent a message to A.
B: How's it going, honey?
(Your message has been sent, but the other party has rejected it!) )
B: Honey, why didn't you pick up my message?
(You've been blacklisted, please try again!) )
B: Honey, you......
(Because you're doing it too often!) The system is about to get angry! )
B saw that A was really angry this time, and WeChat had already blocked himself, so B hurried over to QQ to explain to A.
B: Honey, why did you block me?
A: No!
B: What's not, WeChat! It's been blocked! I can't send a message!
A: There is no blocking.
A: Why, you don't believe me?
B: How can I believe you, I saw it with my own eyes, whether you blocked me or not, I won't know?
A: Huh.
B: How's your case going?
(Message sent failed!) You're no longer a friend of the other person, if you want to contact the other person, please "add a friend" first! )
B: Eh, dear, what are you doing here......
(Message delivery failed...... )
B: Eh, dear.
(The system prompts that you are doing it too often, please try again later!) )
(The phone you are dialing is on a call...... )
All of B's good hopes were finally completely shattered at this moment. In his heart, it was as if he had been directly struck by a bolt of lightning, and his whole body was numb with pain.
At this point, B longs to be able to take out his painful heart and put it on the table, and when it no longer hurts, he puts it in his body again.