No10: I feel like I'm on a thief ship

"Exorcists?"

This term Li Ke only said from the monster hunter on the anime.

"The past is unbearable, who is still an exorcist now, when the earth was not chaotic before, exorcists had a puja. Now, all that's left is a dozen of broken bricks and chicken feathers. ”

Huang Huifeng's expression was full of helplessness.

Li Ke patted him: "Now you are not bad, isn't it better to be your own boss than to exorcise demons and catch ghosts all day long." ”

Huang Huifeng listened and was in a better mood: "That's right, come, let's go." ”

The two took a dry bite.

"Why are so many youkai gathered here?"

Li Keke didn't think that the monsters were all righteous and brave, so they came to stay in the group in order not to starve Boss Huang to death.

Huang Huifeng was also noncommittal: "This is not very clear, but I bet that it has something to do with Dracula Castle on the edge of the cliff." ”

Li Ke suddenly became interested: "Does it have anything to do with the castle?" ”

"Treasure, there are many treasures buried in Dracula's castle."

Treasure is no longer a new term for Li Ke, what kind of treasure he wants to know.

The nanocore tip is the pearl of extraction, but no one knows where the size and shape are buried.

"Aren't you going? You can fish in troubled waters. ”

Huang Huifeng said with a smile: "It's also a shame to say, I've only been an exorcist for one day, and my actual combat experience is seriously lacking, so I have a weak heart." ”

"Do you want us together?" Li Ke suggested.

"You're here to dig for treasure too?"

"Sort of, by the way, isn't the entrance to the castle sealed by runes?" Li Ke remembered Sophia's original words.

"I don't know, I guess, some of these youkai have been here for a long time."

There is a play, and no one is taken first.

Huang Huifeng leaned over mysteriously at this time: "But little brother, I advise you not to mix with this muddy water, that ancient castle has always been an ominous existence, and it is often haunted." ”

"Haunted?"

"Every third watch in the middle of the night, the castle will emit a burst of ghost screams, not only that, but the empty knight's armor stomach in the castle will wander around, the most terrifying thing is you know, it is the sentence that changed my head, not to mention how terrifying the sound is. It's exactly the same as Sadako getting out of the TV. ”

Huang Huifeng's narrative ability is a little lacking, and Li Ke summed up three points after listening to him speak in a colorful voice for three hours.

First: the castle is haunted. However, these miscellaneous legends were all heard by Huang Huifeng from his previous boss, and before the aliens invaded the earth, this place used to be an expedition for ghost lovers with strange colors.

Second: The youkai haven't cracked the runes yet. Otherwise, they would have killed each other for the treasure a long time ago, so they wouldn't be as calm as they are now and talking about it with everyone around the table. Although it is difficult to eat alone for eternity, everyone understands the truth, but who doesn't want to eat alone.

Thirdly, and most importantly, the runes were arranged by the exorcist, and the spiritual power of this exorcist was very strong. The enchantment of ancient exorcists can be laid, and there are very few exorcists who have cracked it now.

Moreover, this senior exorcist risked his life to lay such a powerful enchantment, with great intention to prevent the things inside from escaping out and harming the world, indicating that the things inside were so powerful that even the exorcist could not destroy them, and could only be sealed.

To sum up, Li Ke's adventure this time is absolutely five stars in difficulty. Li Ke wanted to retreat at this time, but now he couldn't help him, and even if Nanali and Sophia wanted Li Ke to get out of the game, the Dream Forest was full of dangers, and the spiders the size of trucks, these behemoths could eat themselves in one bite.

Even if he is comparable to Wolverine's recovery ability, but the ultimate move also requires CD, will the body that is cut in two automatically come together? Impossible things.

Li Ke is a person who is good at thinking, and he is also a person who is afraid of death.

Fear of death does not mean fear of things, I think Li Ke originally planned to join the army and fight to the death with aliens, but the helpless thing is that he is a rural hukou, in an era when cards need to be drawn, and the defense of the country also needs to be shaken, before the war, the earth was seriously overloaded, and half of the 15 billion were young and middle-aged. A single person with a mouthful of water can float an alien fleet.

Li Ke didn't know if he should be glad about his luck, he couldn't shake it three times in a row, and the neighbor's second dog, who was the same age as himself, couldn't even find the body now (I heard that it was bombarded into slag by the alien's laser bombardment).

Sometimes luck is open, incomparably high.

But these days, Li Ke is like falling into a mold pit, and drinking cold water can stuff his teeth.

and Huang Huifeng continued to nag for a while, and Li Ke fell asleep.

Fortunately, the welcome sofa on the first floor was of good quality and very soft, and Li Ke covered it with a thin blanket and fell asleep quickly.

In his sleep, Li Ke came to an unfamiliar space, which was full of large and small computer monitors, and the pictures displayed on them made Li Ke feel a sense of déjà vu.

By the way, aren't these my previous memories, I was pounced on by Dr. Asasa and came to a suburban villa, and Xiaobai transformed into a fierce and vicious big dog.

A woman in white with a strange helmet on her head is lashing out at a computer.

"That damn stupid chicken, I actually lost the genome, damn, I have to make it into Coke chicken wings this time."

At this moment, a head poked out from the monitor next to it.

"Dear Planar Manager, when are you going to get me back, it's boring here. I really want to eat candy. ”

Li Ke felt that the appearance of the person in front of him was familiar.

With naturally curly white hair, and dead fish-like eyes, it looks like he hasn't slept for many days, and his black clothes and pants are covered with a blue flower kimono on a white background, Li Ke's eyes are straight all of a sudden.

Gintoki Sakata in Gintama.

A man who carried out bushido to the end.

Li Ke and Kurosaki are one of the characters they admire the most (anyway, I like it too).

Li Ke liked Yinshi's sentence the most.

"If you have kung fu to find a beautiful way to die, it is better to live to the end with a beautiful one."

"Young man, I admire you very much, it's rare that you can understand the girlish feelings in a man's heart."

Sakata threw a smile of mystery at Li Ke.

"You're in trouble in another dimension?" The helmet man kicked Sakata Gintoki's head back. "Give me back, you can't come back yet."

Sakata struggled to push his head back: "Don't be like this, people already miss Dingchun very much, you know, men and dogs are creatures that will be too big to know if they don't see each other for two or three days." ”

"Go back, the old lady doesn't want to help you wipe your ass."

"Your dirty feet can't resist a man's romance, and don't stick my nostrils, bastard!"

"Dare to say that the old lady is dirty."

The Helmet Girl became furious and kicked Sakata back in the head.

"Remember to call me the Queen next time, and I want that!" The helmet woman walked towards Li Ke and pulled Li Ke's ear.

It hurt so much, Li Ke found that he had no way to resist.

Along the way, Li Ke felt that his ears were about to separate.

"I dared to steal the old lady's genome and eat the bear's heart and leopard galled you."

The helmet girl didn't know that she pulled out a black object from there.

Li Ke was suddenly dizzy, it was a vibration bang, and there was some unknown liquid on it.

The helmet woman's face turned white and red: "I'm sorry, I got it wrong, it should be this." ”

A mace covered in spikes was blurred.

Without saying a word, the helmet woman raised her mace.

"Don't!"

Li Ke shouted and woke up.

Li Ke opened his eyes and found himself in a wonderful space.

There was still a bright starry sky overhead, but Li Ke clearly felt that the position he was in was no longer in the sleepless tavern.

Because I was in a suspended table.

And what made Li Ke mad the most was when he was tied up by the iron chain.

The iron chain connection was seamless, Li Ke couldn't move at this time, and he couldn't move a small movement.

"Don't struggle, mortal, this is the main god space in the depths of the universe."

The voice of the helmet woman in the dream.

Li Keton felt depressed: "What is the main god space, and why do you want to tie me up!" ”

As soon as the words fell, four huge stone tablets rose from the ground in front of him, evenly distributed in the southeast, northwest, and northwest.

The stele is covered with strange patterns, and at first glance it is not made of the earth.

The smiling face of the helmet woman appeared on the stone tablet in front of Li Ke.

This kind of technology, Li Ke has seen it in science, this is 3D suspension technology, the earth has been there for a long time, but it is the first time Li Ke has seen it if he can map the human face so clearly.

The helmet woman had already taken off her helmet at this time, dressed in casual clothes, with two big eyes and cat eyes, she looked like she had been insomnia for a long time, and the eye makeup was too heavy, and the lipstick on her lips had not been wiped off.

Despite this, the foundation is still very good, which reminds Li Ke of a boba star: Liu Yan.

But when he saw the helmeted woman, he smiled: "You thief? I didn't admit it when I did something bad. ”

"What thief?" Li Ke was puzzled: "When did I steal something from you!" ”

"This!" The helmet woman took out a USB flash drive-like thing: "Nano core, well, this is its new name, this originally belonged to the gap of time, how could it be in your hands." ”

Eldest sister, do you believe me when I said it was given by someone else?

Nonsense, of course I don't believe it, fool it.

"Anyway, I'm here to bring you to trial!" The helmeted woman shouted at the stone tablet next to her, "Zeus, Zeus, are you there?" ”

The stele says that the phone is being answered, so please call again later.

An old voice came: "Hello, my name is Zeus, and I am looking for my goddaughter Athena!" ”

The scene was awkward at one point.

"Damn, are you all playing mahjong? A bunch of gamblers, ahem, Thor, are you there? ”

"I'm sorry, the phone you dialed has been turned off, please leave a message if you have something."

Then a man's cheerful voice said: "Hello, I'm Thor, the god of thunder, and I'm on vacation here in the Centaur constellation, what will I say when I get back." ”

The scene was 120 percent embarrassing.

"Hahahaha, what kind of main god space, what a funny setting! Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! ”

Li Ke finally couldn't help it.

"Phew!"

A three-zhang long giant spear sank into Li Ke's right cheek 0.01 mm.

Li could clearly feel the chill emanating from the giant spear.

It's really not a dream!

"Do you dare to talk nonsense?" The helmet woman said viciously.

Li Ke couldn't wait to remove his head to make an alarm clock, and it would automatically roll and swing at the point.

"Count you as acquaintances, that's it, since no one came, let's talk about it alone."

The helmet woman waved her hand, and the scene changed instantly.

Back in the room where the big and small displays were filled.

Li Ke was sitting on a master's chair at this time, but the difference was that he was not tied up at this time.

"My name is Icarus, the administrator of the Gap of Time, in charge of the plane of the Eastern Universe."

The Helmet Woman spun from the side of the swivel chair, changing her previous angry attitude.

Although Li Ke didn't understand, he nodded his head.

I'm desperate too, your territory is up to you.

"The next thing, I have to tell you, you're going to be out of luck. The kind that is difficult to turn over for a lifetime. Icarus' smile smacked of a slut.

Li Ke's heart has no fluctuations, just like Hangzhou West Lake, the level is like a mirror, and he even eats a cup of Master Kong's beef noodles.

To be reasonable, have you encountered fewer unlucky things in the past few days?

It's all tears.

Icarus approvingly, "Looks like you're ready, yes, rotten wood can be carved." ”

Li Ke began to get impatient: "Let's talk about it directly." ”

"Don't worry, let's take our time. First of all, I also know that you didn't steal this nanocore. ”

Then you have wronged the good guys!

"But, although you did not steal, you are also accomplice. Do you know what the real meaning of nanocore is? Icarus Void grabbed two cups of coffee, one for himself and one for himself, and one automatically floated in front of Li Ke.

Well, for the sake of the host's hospitality, Li Ke suddenly calmed down.

Icarus took a sip of his coffee and continued: "Time and space, an abbreviated set of nouns (time + space) of time and space. are fundamental concepts in mechanics, physics, astronomy, and philosophy. In mechanics and physics, these concepts are abstracted from the measurement and description of objects and their motion and interactions; It involves the extensibility and persistence of objects and their motion and interactions. ”

Li Ke hurriedly made a stop gesture, can the eldest sister say it in layman's terms.

"Well, in fact, to put it simply, it is the disorder of time and space, which is similar to the concept of traveling through time and space that you talk about on Earth."

I know this, a person who does not belong to this world suddenly appears, for example, Newton delayed the discovery of the law of gravitation for two years, and the science behind will go back by many years, etc., time and space are a domino, one falls, and the chain effect below is like playing chicken blood, falling down one after another.

After all, everyone and everything is a link in the chain of time and space, and everyone who goes back to the past has the ability to reshape the past and the future.

That's why a lot of transcendental fiction is so popular these days.

Change the past that is already known and shape the future like no other, who wouldn't want to live like this again.

Icarus was very pleased with Li Ke's insight into time and space, and it seemed that this stunned boy was not so stupid.

"The nano core is to prevent the emergence of space-time turbulence, and if these historical creators are confused, for example, it is Marton who discovered the law of gravitation, not Newton, then my space-time manager must use genetic modification to reverse space-time, take away Marton's physical knowledge, and press it on Newton, which is the purpose of genetic modification."

SO, now that you have taken the things, then we don't owe each other, you take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge, what a good ending.

"It doesn't matter who stole the nanocores now, there has been some turbulence in space-time, so, you have to do me a favor to make up for the mistake you made."

Damn, how many times have you said it, the initiator is not my brother, you go to the mental hospital to find that dead ghost Dr. Asa by yourself. If you have a debtor, you will go out and turn left to find the government. What are you looking for me to do as a nobody, specifically bullying our people?

Icarus cocked Erlang's legs, and Li Ke looked at the six roads, no matter how fast he was, he couldn't avoid Li Ke's titanium alloy dog eyes.

Black, or lace, good style, should not have a boyfriend.

Icarus didn't notice Li Ke's flashing smile, but handed an iPad to Li Ke's hand.

"It's very simple, you just need to be responsible for finding and keeping a few people for me, these people were washed to Earth by the turbulence of time and space, and your task is to find them and take them in until I organize the plane of time and space, and I will notify you to hand them over to me."

Hey, hey, I don't think I promised to help you yet.

"Is there a salary or something?"

"Yes, and there is insurance. Some Temporal Turbulents have fallen into outer space, and you must take some risks to enter the universe. ”

Li Ke asked cheaply: "What kind of insurance, what new style of salary is used to settle the salary, dollars, forget it, that thing is too slippery to wipe your buttocks, or gold coins." ”

Icarus touched his chin: "The earth is in chaos now, the dollar is useless, the common currency of each universe is not fixed, but there are many goblin creatures on your earth, they charge gold coins, then 5,000 gold coins a month, plus a 24-hour on-call personal insurance." ”

Well, 5000 is 5000, at least the vampire world still recognizes this money, so what is the 24-hour on-call personal insurance.

Icarus laughed, "Of course, it's to parachute your body back to Earth." ”

Li Ke seemed to see the scene where he was carried off the plane on a stretcher, with the word Li Ke written in blood-red pen and ink on the white sheet, and on one side were the teary-eyed Kurosaki and Anna.

"There is one more thing, spare you this time, and call me the queen in the future!"

I have to say that it is very unreasonable for Icarus's slender body to burst out with such a huge force, and Li Ke feels as if he should definitely break two ribs.