Life is a slap in the face, one slap after another, that wakes a person out of a dream.

And you can't do anything to him yet.

That's the saddest thing.

Excerpt from "Men's Fantasy World"

Li Ke looked at the face of half of the sun at dawn in the sky, and felt that his life was quite a failure.

One night back to before liberation.

Li Ke just walked out of the double blow of his life, and felt that everything before was like a dream.

The first blow: I thought that I had a golden finger that could change my fate, even if I couldn't become a famous historical figure, at least I could make a name for myself in the Earth Army.

But at the back, there is no hair left.

And Wolverine's self-healing ability, which he is proud of, is gradually disappearing.

This is a point that Li Ke feels very sad.

As the dean, what is there to deal with these perverted neuroses?

Second: I got a job inexplicably, and it was mandatory, I had to do it if I didn't do it, which was more domineering than chasing ducks to the shelves.

Li Ke's biggest wish now is that the 24-hour on-call insurance policy will never take effect.

However, God closed a door for Li Ke and left him a window.

Even Li Ke can't even get into this window.

At the same time that Icarus gave Li Ke an iPad, he also gave Li Ke a bottle of spray.

Icarus originally gave a bottle of pills, but Li Ke felt that the biggest difficulty in taking medicine for mental illness was that they didn't admit that they were insane, and they threw tons of verbal attacks at you: You are insane, and your whole family is insane.

The truth is perfectly embodied after Dr. Asasa was genetically altered into a real psychopath.

So, the only way to give medicine to a mentally ill person is to pretend to be like them.

Li Ke will never betray his personality, this is the criterion that Li Ke has always adhered to since he was a child.

So, Icarus finally relented and gave him a bottle of spray, which was also very comic, and it was called: anti-wolf spray.

If you spray them in the face, they will fall into a coma for up to an hour.

On this point, Li Ke has a bold idea.

Icarus took a plate of cold water at the head of Li Ke: "I hate perverts the most, I have implanted a chip in your heart, and the chip will send me heartbeat data 24 hours a day, so don't do anything hurtful." ”

Li Ke has a sentence at this time, and he doesn't know if he should say it or not.

The function of the iPad is that it is convenient for Lee to accept tasks, in addition to finding people, he must also hunt for treasures, and it is also possible to find Dragon Ball, but he must use Namek to make a wish for the dragon.

The first task Icarus gave to Li Ke was to find a chicken, a large white rooster called the Time Chicken.

The radar shows that the Time Chicken is inside Dracula Castle at this time.

On this point, Lee may have clearly felt Icarus' anger.

Icarus punched the marble rub in front of him, and said indignantly: "That stupid chicken actually stole the old lady's **!" I'll make you a Coke chicken when I come back! ”

The voice was small, but Li Ke still heard it.

In fact, this can't be blamed on the time chicken, this rooster who spends all day in front of the computer monitor, knows nothing about the outside world, it is seen from Hollywood movies, as long as you wear underwear outside, you can transform into a superman, and then you can defeat all dark forces fearlessly.

In order to be brave, the Time Chicken took out a strip of lace from Icarus's closet, put it directly on top of his jeans, and then stepped into the time shuttle with great dignity.

Li Kejue's this is an opportunity, an opportunity to threaten the goddess.

But Li Ke quickly dispelled this idea, because of the result of threatening a cosmic god, cough cough, back to the topic.

Huang Huifeng also got up early in the morning, this bearded uncle likes to get up early to do tai chi, which is his compulsory course tomorrow morning.

The monsters have developed the habit of owls going to bed early and getting up late, so early in the morning, the hotel is very quiet.

Li Ke followed Huang Hui Feng to learn Tai Chi, and he was not in a hurry to set off from the castle, whether the stupid chicken was dead or alive was not what he cared about the most, anyway, Icarus didn't say that he had to live. And a danger signal came right away.

Nanali was probably in the kitchen.

This white fox girl has always had a kind of reluctance to the kitchen, and no matter whose kitchen it is, she always treats it as her own.

The most terrifying thing about Nanali is the free transition between the cook and the rice bucket.

She can easily eat twenty bowls of egg fried rice without burping, and the size is still the size of a bento box.

Huang Huifeng gave a thumbs up to the young man in the kitchen in front of him.

"Don't go, there's already someone in the kitchen!"

This is what Li Ke is most worried about.

A smoke runs to the destination and finds Nanali chopping vegetables.

It was the first time Li Ke had seen someone chopping vegetables like this.

But seeing Nanali slashing a fish in two pieces, and then operating the left and right kitchen knives at the same time, for a while, the knife was bloody, and the scene was very bloody and violent.

Soon, a pile of flesh and blood appeared on the board.

Then Nanali poured all the minced meat into the casserole, followed by a packet of salt.

A whole packet of salt.

Li Ke remembered that he had taught Nanali that the salt must be added little by little, so that the taste could be appropriate.

What happened next almost made Li Ke lie on the ground, and Nanali began to put peppers.

A large plate full of chili sauce.

It's dark again.

Sophia next to her has resumed her man's dress, and Li Ke found that this vampire girl has a strong affection for literary creation, and she is reciting three hundred Tang poems at this time.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed, suspected to be frost on the ground, raised his head to look at the bright moon, and bowed his head to think of his hometown. Good poem, this one fully shows that the poet is alone outside the home, and he is ashamed of the ambivalence of his wife at home, not bad. ”

Sophia's language is definitely taught by the math teacher, not close to women and not forbidden to women, what can be the difference, there is no difference, just a word difference, so historians do not need to doubt that the text was created by Cangjie, the text is definitely invented by men, or the work of lustful men.

"Hey, the gas is gone."

Nanali shook the gas bottle a little angrily.

"It's easy, put the gas cylinder sideways."

Sophia saw that she was very serious and didn't raise her head.

Nanali pouted, "But why put it horizontally!" ”

"I don't know, that's what our previous servants did anyway."

"Let me see, how much gas is left? Why is it dark inside? ”

Nanali pulled out the gas pipe.

Sophia was worried about Nanali's IQ: "Stupid, can't light the lamp." ”

"That's right!"

Li Ke originally wanted to complain about these two SBs again with a sigh of relief, but as soon as he saw Nanali lighting a lighter facing the mouth of the gas cylinder, Li Ke's throat was about to pop out.

"Boom!"

Li Ke felt that if he was still alive, he must set up an immortal card.

Offer this pair of plague gods as if they were ancestors.