Chapter 100: The Samurai Legion
It is said that what about the hegemony of the thousand autumns, burn down the golden building for you, how can you help millions of soldiers die in the city, the barren mound looks at the surviving people, and then listens to the pipa and neon dress music every day, and the flowers in the backyard of the sheng flute every night, in the end, the person next to the pillow is not a dream person, and the words in the mouth are not true. The winner is the king, and the loser is Kou, who can break the fame and wealth? People go high and the water flows low, and they are even more worried when they go to high places. Watch the sunset at the bridge on the river, and listen to the insects in front of the house under the moon. There are so many sorrows in life, and every year is different!
- Diary of the Immortal King
After a while, several women with hoes came up from downstairs in a huff.
"Which hooligan made a mistake in our 'Flower Moon Good' hotel just now, stand up for me!" The eldest sister with a white headscarf at the head pointed to Lin Luoyu and his party and said.
"It's him."
Everyone pointed to Solomon.
"In that case, then I have no choice but to admit it. Dare to be bold is the style of a gentleman, yes, it's me ......"
Before Solomon could finish his sentence, a ladle of cold water was poured on his head.
"Sisters, beat me to death with this rascal."
The eldest sister at the head rolled up her cuffs, revealing her well-developed muscles, and then clenched her fists and walked towards Solomon step by step.
In her eyes, the emaciated Solomon would never be able to withstand her punches.
"I have one more small request before you make a move, would you like to hear it?" Solomon was particularly gentlemanly, and he bowed to the eldest sister and asked politely.
"Hmph, if there's a fart, let it go." The eldest sister sneered disdainfully.
"Can I take a look at your panties?" Solomon was not shocked, this sentence not only made the eldest sister angry enough, but also made Lin Luoyu and their jaws drop.
That's too much of a heavy taste, isn't it?
"Die for the old lady!"
The eldest sister led by the eldest sister had bruised arms and muscles, her face was flushed, and she looked at the powder keg that was about to explode.
Seeing this scene, the people next to him all consciously took a few steps back.
"Yellow Springs is eternal!"
Solomon's jaws opened and closed slightly, and he dodged from the eldest sister's fist like the wind, and then appeared in front of her.
"How...... Body...... I can't move. ”
The eldest sister looked stunned, her body seemed to have been separated from her brain, completely out of her control.
"Men, be as polite as I am. Because politeness is a patent that only the strong deserve. Wow ho Solomon took off his sunglasses and mask, and the image of his skull appeared in front of the eldest sister's eyes.
"Ahh
The eldest sister screamed, and then fainted.
Hearing only a "boom", the eldest sister fell backwards to the floor, foaming at the mouth, unconscious.
And the rest of the bodyguards saw Solomon's appearance, and they turned pale with fright, threw all the hoes in their hands on the ground, and fled like ghosts.
"Solomon, you're in trouble again." Lin Luoyu walked up to Solomon and patted him on the shoulder, while Solomon looked innocent.
"Skeleton, there's a skeleton upstairs!"
"Damn, it's scary!"
"Hurry up and report to the Queen's royal guards!"
“……”
Those who ran downstairs exploded at once, and they rushed to tell each other, telling others about the terrible scene they had just seen.
"I think of a joke that once upon a time there was a thriving hotel, but since a skeleton came in, that hotel has completely disappeared from this world. Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, why don't you laugh? ”
Xin Qiqi nervously talked about her chilling jokes, because her jokes would come true every time.
Is this time ......
"Boom, boom—"
Suddenly there was a burst of shell explosions outside.
"Oh no, the king of the wandering forest has sent a samurai army to attack it!"
I don't know who shouted, and everyone was desperately looking for a place to hide like headless flies.
The sound of explosions continued one after another, and the entire restaurant was shaking incessantly, and it was in danger of collapsing at any time.
"What to do? What to do? I still have so many delicious things to eat. Can't you wait until I'm done eating all this and you're going to bomb it? Qiang Qiang quickly stuffed the tea eggs on the table into the fish's mouth, and complained in a gulp.
"It's all this time, and I only know how to eat, and I really can't save it." Yemumu shook his head, and then took out a "space-time converter" from the spatial ring that could temporarily transform time and space.
Space-Time Converter: You can temporarily swap two space-time pieces for 10 minutes, which requires a lot of electricity, and after 10 minutes, the two space-time will be swapped back.
The system in Lin Luoyu's mind automatically gave the result, and Lin Luoyu felt very incredible.
"It's okay, let's get out of here now. Let me show you my latest new weapon, the Plane Shift! ”
Yemumu held the rock sugar gourd-like mechanism in his hand above his head, and then seven dazzling rays of light were emitted from the strings of "rock sugar gourds", and the seven rays of light were almost exactly the same color as the rainbow, which were red, orange, red, green, blue, indigo, and purple, but the order in which they appeared was reversed.
All the people were so blinded by the seven bright lights that they couldn't open their eyes, and when the bright light faded away, they found themselves in another world.
The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, flowers are everywhere, the grass is green, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the warblers are flying and the butterflies are dancing, it is definitely a good place to travel in spring.
However, why did Lin Luoyu and the others always feel a little weird.
"Boom—"
A huge cannonball exploded in the woods to the right of Lin Luoyu and his party, and the blown dust mixed with broken leaves fell from the sky and landed on the heads of several of them.
"I'm sorry, I seem to have chosen the wrong target and moved the whole town somewhere else, while a few of us are still in the same place." It was only then that Jemumu realized that he had made a mistake, but by this time all the electrical energy in his machine had been used up, which meant that it was impossible for him to activate the space-time converter again.
"That's fine, it's good for them to see if I'm strong or not. Is the fly in the sky a samurai legion? What kind of ability is it to come down and fight with me, hiding in the sky and cowering? Seed down, you cowards! Qiang Buqiang wears sunglasses, hangs a gold necklace, and smokes "salted fish" brand cigarettes, looking full of style, like a salted fish that has not been a big brother for many years.
High in the sky. The clouds are misty and the sun is shining.
"Report to the general, the target in the radar suddenly disappeared, what should I do now?" A samurai dressed in the armor of an ancient warrior walked in from inside the cabin, and he gave a standard military salute to a man in the control room who looked like a black warrior, and then said.
"Don't panic, let me see."
The black warrior's tone was calm and calm, as if he was a veteran of a hundred battles, and he didn't panic at all when he encountered special circumstances, and this kind of psychological quality was already rare among generals.
The Black Samurai took out the high-powered monoculars in his hand and looked down from the porthole of the cabin. The telescope in the hands of the Black Warrior has a special function, it can automatically block out obstacles such as clouds and leaves, and directly see targets thousands of miles away, which is a military perspective telescope that is N times more advanced than infrared telescopes.
The black warrior used the binoculars in his hand to look for a target in the vast forest, and finally saw a salted fish wearing sunglasses, hanging a gold chain, and smoking a cigarette, pointing to the sky and scolding something.
Seeing a salted fish pointing at itself viciously in the mirror hole makes anyone feel uncomfortable. The black warrior officer was even more angry, and he said directly into the microphone on his chest: "Damn, dare to point at Lao Tzu, all the fighters obey the order, aim at the salted fish on the ground, and fire!" ”
"Understood!"
In an instant, all the fighters in the sky locked the crosshairs of the radar on Qiang Qiang's body, and countless tracking missiles dragged their long red tails straight at Qiang Qiang.
"You cowards, if you have a kind, you will come down to Lao Tzu, see if I don't beat you flat!" Qiang Buqiang shouted angrily at the fighters in the sky on the ground, and just when he put on a posture of scolding for three days and three nights, the tracking missiles had already flown in front of him.
"Boom—"
Countless explosions sounded around Qiang Buqiang, and Qiang Buqiang didn't even have time to scream, and was blown up into a grilled fish by those missiles.
His whole body was as black as charcoal, smoking was coming out of his head, his lips were still slowly squirming, and he spit out more than a dozen words with great difficulty: "You guys...... These...... Cowards, cowards, dare not come down...... and Lao Tzu...... Heads-up ......"
"Strong or not, are you okay?" Seeing that Qiang was not strong and was blown up all over his body, Lin Luoyu hurriedly ran over and fed him a "recovery pill".
After a while, the dying Qiang was dragged back from the hands of death.
"Are you imps here to welcome me? Tell me where the 'Flower Moon Town' is, and I can consider sparing you from dying. Otherwise, the men will be killed, the women will stay to warm my bed, the skeletons will be used for specimen exhibition, and as for this salted fish, I will stew it and make salted fish soup for my brothers. ”
The black warrior who took the lead was holding a katana made of pure gold in his hand, standing proudly in front of Lin Luoyu and his party, and above his right eye, there was a special lens, which could help him see the spiritual power level of the opponent below level 30.
The spiritual power of these people in front of him is: Little Boy (Yemu) Level 2, Boy (Lin Luoyu) Level 1, Salted Fish Level 3, Skeleton Level 5, Girl (Xin Qiqi) Level 5, and Kitten (Lingling) Level 3.
None of them are his opponents!
He's a man with a full level 10 of spiritual power! These people on the other side were directly turned into slag in front of him.
He can even kill all these guys in front of him in an instant with just one finger, so the general is particularly arrogant at this time.
"Why don't you speak? Are you so frightened that you can't even speak? Hahaha. ”
The black samurai pulled out the golden katana in his hand and stuck it on the ground, looking up and laughing.
"What did you just say? Could you please say it again? ”
After a long time, Lin Luoyu stretched his waist and walked up to the general and said.
"You...... If you want to die, squeak, I can fulfill you. Although the Black Knight wore an iron helmet, his face was invisible to outsiders, but his voice sounded very angry.
"Did you kill me?" Lin Luoyu put his hands behind his head, and he shrugged his shoulders with a look of disdain.
"How can there be so many people who are not afraid of death now? It seems that I can't do it if I don't do it today. The general's eyes showed a fierce light, he walked in front of Lin Luoyu, and said to him confidently: "To deal with a scum like you, I will let you kill you with two hands in seconds, if I make a move, I will lose." ”
After speaking, the corners of the general's lips raised a smug arc.
Killing a spiritual cultivator who was only level 1 in seconds was too easy for him.
"General, why don't you let him have his hands and feet?" Said a sycophant lieutenant at the bottom.
"That's right, with the strength of the general, this stinky boy will definitely be able to be eliminated within 10 seconds." Another sycophant captain said.
"You are all wrong, the general asked him to use his hands and feet, if he can't beat this kid into a meatloaf within 5 seconds, I will eat Xiang live, and everyone will testify to me." Another major general, who is more adept at sycophancy, said.
Hearing his subordinates patting their ass, the general felt a little fluttering in his heart.
"Shut up y'all of you, what are you telling the truth there? If you talk nonsense, I'll tell you all to fuck off. The general said to his subordinates in a serious manner.
"Yes, yes, General, we were wrong." The sycophants just now immediately closed their mouths in amusement, but their hearts were happy, and when they went back this time, they were going to be promoted and make a fortune again.
"Stinky boy, make a move!"
The black warrior turned his head and said to Lin Luoyu disdainfully.
"I've already cut your neck with the katana on the ground, why are you still telling me to make a move?" Lin Luoyu asked with a strange expression.
"What did you say?" That black warrior couldn't understand Lin Luoyu's words at all.
"I mean, you're dead."
After Lin Luoyu finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave.
"Stand...... Live. ”
Before the general could finish his sentence, his head fell from the top of his neck, looking strange and unusual.
And the golden katana stuck in the ground was also stained with blood at the moment, and the blood looked particularly dazzling in the sunlight.