People are old, flowers bloom through, endless lovesick tears, endless love and hatred. Leaning on the oblique bar alone, it is difficult to return to thought. The love is long, the water is artesian, looking at the sky, the stars are picturesque, and the bright moon is like wine. The nostalgia is still there, who are you waiting for? Alone on the flower building, tears and hazy eyes, drunk and resting. Where the wine wakes up, the wind gusts, and the flowers and willows are lost. Raising his head slightly, the person gradually lost weight, and tears flowed.

- "Moon Cold Words Collection"

"Will ...... Checkmate. The officers next to him saw that the black warrior had fallen to the ground, and tears welled up in their eyes.

"Brothers, let's go up, we must avenge the general!"

"Avenge the general! Kill these people! ”

"Everyone!"

“……”

The officers and soldiers rushed towards each other with laser guns in their hands, and their shouts shook the ground.

"Just in time, hehehehe, just in time to taste the power of my invincible bomb." Yemumu covered his mouth and snickered there.

A few minutes earlier, Yemumu had already dropped his newly developed bombs in some predetermined places, and those bombs had their own stealth function, which could not be seen by the naked eye or infrared rays, and could only be detected by X-ray fluoroscopy.

Boom, boom......

The soldiers who stepped forward accidentally stepped on Yemum's bomb, and before they could even scream, they were blown up into hell and never said goodbye to this world.

"Technology is everything!" Yemumu said with a grin.

Solomon looked at the fierce soldiers in front of him, bowed respectfully to them, and said, "Dear gentlemen, please put down your weapons, otherwise you will definitely become a skeleton like me." ”

"Damn skeletons, do you think Lao Tzu is scared? Don't be afraid, brothers, slaughter this skeleton for me! The sycophant major general just now rushed in front of Solomon with the sword in his hand.

"Yellow Springs Withered!"

Solomon clasped his hands together and opened and closed his jaws slightly.

Countless yellow springs spewed out of the ground, and the springs swept the soldiers of the samurai legion to pieces, and they found in terror that their bodies were gradually withering, and soon they became like old men in their old age, their muscles atrophied and wrinkled, so thin that only skin and bones remained, and they lay on the ground dying, and finally they had no strength to crawl on the ground.

"I respect you not because you are better than me, but because I am better than you. Oh ho ho ”

Solomon's hollow eyes looked at the sky, and his laughter echoed across the empty forest like the devil of hell singing.

"Ah, my hands...... Turned into bones! ”

"My legs ...... It's also turned into bones! ”

"My face ......"

The soldiers looked at their bodies with horror, and when they found themselves slowly turning into skeletons, the incredible shock in their eyes gradually froze, then disappeared, and finally turned into empty eye sockets, forever connected with the earth.

"Although you are a woman, I will kill you today!"

Those red-eyed soldiers surrounded Xin Qiqi in the middle, they wanted to avenge the general, and they didn't care if the other party was a woman or not.

Besides, there is only life and death on the battlefield, who cares about good and evil?

Attacking unarmed women is too many sins they have already committed.

"Wait." Xin Qiqi held out a hand to stop.

"Hehe, now it's useless even if you beg for mercy." The officer at the head smirked.

"A bad joke comes to mind. There was a group of soldiers who did all kinds of evil to surround a weak woman, and just as the soldiers were about to kill the woman, suddenly a great earthquake struck, and all the soldiers who did all the evil things were buried in the ground and died. Hahaha, gentlemen, do you think this cold joke of mine is funny? ”

Xin Qiqi elegantly brushed the hair of her ears and temples with her white jade hands, and a sweet smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

"Hahaha......"

The officer who listened to Xin Qiqi's cold joke actually laughed, and after he finished laughing, he put on a serious face.

"I don't think this bad joke you're telling is funny at all, so now you can give me death!" The officer drew the sword in his hand, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he slashed the sword towards Xin Qiqi's neck with a hideous expression.

At this moment, the ground shook violently, and the big trees fell one after another, and the soldiers who surrounded Xin Qiqi were even worse, and before they could react to what was going on, they were swept into the tumbling and collapsing earth under their feet, leaving only one last scream, and they were never seen again.

"Hee-hee-hee, my bad joke has come true again." Xin Qiqi naughtily crossed her waist, blinking her smart eyes, looking innocent and innocent, her body has a faint, first love taste.

"Stop, don't run! Today we're going to stew you! Stop me! ”

More than a dozen soldiers chased over the mountains and mountains, and ran away in a panic in front of them, and finally ran to the edge of a cliff with no road.

Below is the abyss, jumping down is undoubtedly a dead end.

"Where do I see your salted fish going? Let's die and make our dinner. The captain said.

"It's over, am I really going to die now? Help me, I don't want to die. Qiang or not stepped back step by step, and when he reached the edge of the cliff, the fish's tail swung and swept a dozen small stones from the cliff to the bottom.

Those stones fell from the cliff thousands of feet high, and in the end, there was not even a single echo, which frightened Qiang Qiang and made his whole body almost paralyzed.

"You salted fish without dreams, do you still want to struggle? It's useless, because salted fish without dreams can only be eaten, or fried, or steamed, fired, and you can choose a way to die. "The captain had a wicked look on his approach, and he liked the feeling of playing with his prey in the palm of his hand.

"I'm not a salted fish without dreams! I have a dream, my dream is to be able to eat and drink enough every day, and occasionally go to bubble girls and surf the Internet, do you guys hear that? Qiang Qiang suddenly turned like a fish, and his fish eyes widened, startling the soldiers who wanted to kill him stewed.

"A salted fish with a dream and a salted fish without a dream...... There is no difference, it's just salted fish. Hey, when you get to hell, don't forget to say hello to Hades for me, and say I'll go to him for a drink in a few days. Hahaha......"

The captain raised the sword in his hand, and just as he was about to split Qiang Qiang in half with a single sword, Qiang Qiang finally broke out!

"A salted fish with a dream will not be stewed. Thunderbolt Attack – Three Million Volts! ”

His body became as bright as the sun, and the entire forest was illuminated by him, and everything was swallowed up by the dazzling light.