The monkey takes leave. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Whether you don't know how to face it, or if you really run to go on a date, you are temporarily out of the team anyway.

The team of the Journey to the West, although there is no monkey as a warrior, but the westward journey will not be delayed.

Seeing the two leave, he looked at the pig who couldn't say a word and sulked by the bearded man, and then looked at the little white dragon who was holding his arms and watching the excitement.

After some thought, Mu Feng stretched out his hand and pointed at the pig.

Then, Pig Pig was horrified to find that his whole pig had evolved uncontrollably, and a good pig-headed monster was still a pig-headed monster with domestic pigs, and it turned into a mini little wild boar uncontrollably.

This mini little wild boar, the skin is still colorful, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, looking at it from a distance, people who don't know it think it's a rainbow in the shape of a pig's head.

didn't give the pig time to cry, Mu Feng sat on the pig's body with his feet off the ground and patted the pig's head.

"Colorful Leather Pig, let's go!"

Hearing this, Piggy, who was about to complain to Mu Feng, walked uncontrollably with his feet.

The four masters and apprentices walked out of the deserted village, stood outside the village, looked at the dead air that permeated the deserted village, and Mu Feng kindly expelled all the dead air.

Maybe 10 years, maybe 100 years, maybe 1,000 years.

Without the erosion of dead air, this deserted village will eventually reappear with vitality.

Thousands of years from now, there may be new villages here, but people at that time will not know that there was once a legendary team that existed in them, and once here, destroyed a corpse demon who wanted to plunder their world.

"Legend has it that your ancestor had a nail rake, and the fortune teller said that he made peach blossoms in his life."

"When you see a beautiful girl, you laugh, you don't blush, you don't get scared."

Riding a colorful leather pig, humming a beautiful song in the mouth of the herdsman, walking on the road to the west sky.

Underneath, the pig who was once again reduced to a mount, listened to the song written by Mu Feng especially for himself, and the whole person was ...... Well, the whole pig was moved to tears.

"Master, my old pig is a little immature suggestion, I don't know if I should talk about it or not!" The uncontrolled westward movement under the feet of the pig turned back to the pastoral wind and said.

"Being a teacher is very democratic, and if you have any good suggestions, you can put them forward, but since you yourself feel that this suggestion is not mature, then don't talk about it."

Rejecting the pig's words, Mu Feng continued to hum his song leisurely, and at the same time, for some reason, he was secretly observing the movements of the monkeys who took leave to go home with the magic of mirroring the heavens and the earth.

In the void in front of Pig and Mu Feng, a light curtain like an 89-inch LCD TV screen appeared, in which the 3D imaging dynamics of the monkey and the girl Xiaobai were being broadcast in real time.

"Brother Monkey, this is your Huaguo Mountain, just like in memory, it's all so beautiful!"

Standing in front of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, looking in a circle at the beautiful scenery of Huaguo Mountain, the girl's face showed a fascinated look.

"No matter how beautiful Huaguo Mountain is, it is not as beautiful as you!" This scene directly made Piggy look stupid, and blurted out a word without thinking.

It's just that as soon as the words fell, Mu Feng, who turned into a voyeur, slapped him on the head, "Piggy, although color is your natural attribute, you must always remember that your friend and wife, don't bully." ”

"The little white girl has a hot fight with your senior brother, and you still miss it here, do you think you are worthy of your senior brother's care for you on weekdays?"

Hearing Mu Feng's reprimand, Zhu Zhu didn't dare to talk back on his face, but he couldn't help but slander in his heart.

"Obviously, it was the little white girl that my old pig liked first, and it was also my old pig who carried the little white girl all the way, but in the end, he was relieved by the stinky monkey.

And, where did the monkey treat me? If it weren't for that stinky monkey, my old pig would still be my aunt in Gao Laozhuang! ”

The IQ was lower than the average of the team and only higher than that of the bearded pig, who was only responsible for the salted fish called "666", and once again made a mistake of principle.

That is, don't slander when the pastoral style is speaking, because this voyeur not only has a hobby of peeping at other people's pictures, but also has the habit of using mind reading on the reprimanded target during the lecture.

Therefore, the poor pig, the belly slander in his heart, was once again completely detected by Mu Feng.

"Piggy, it's good, the mental activity you just now was relayed to your senior brother by the teacher as it was, word for word.

As a teacher, I am looking forward to you and your senior brother staging a big drama of loving and killing each other and killing each other for the sake of the little white girl.

Our team of Journey to the West, the program on weekdays is too monotonous, and the live PK between you and your senior brother every day can be used as a reserved program in the team, once a day in the morning, noon and evening! ”

As he spoke, as if thinking of that wonderful picture, Mu Feng couldn't help but nod, as if he was happy that he had found a new activity again.

"Gollum!"

Hearing Mu Feng's words, Zhu Zhu subconsciously swallowed his saliva, thinking of the kind of picture described by Mu Feng, Zhu Zhu couldn't help but feel a trembling feeling throughout the pig.

Playing with that plagued monkey is really PK? Or is it a repertoire in the morning, noon, and evening?

Is he disgusted with his long life, or does he feel that this pig's head affects the city's appearance, and he wants to go back to a good tire as soon as possible?

He had seen with his own eyes the millions of heavenly soldiers in the heavenly court who were beaten by monkeys with one stick and one person lost their armor.

He watched as the monkey sent several of the twenty-eight nakshatras into reincarnation.

With his small body, if he really wants to duel with a monkey, he doubts whether he can catch the opponent's punch without disintegrating.

"That ......" swallowed again, and Pig Pig said with some fear, "Master, it's not that I talk about people behind my old pig's back, it's really that monkey who is too unauthentic!"

You see, if he likes the little white girl, he can tell me earlier, he didn't say anything, he let me carry the old pig on his back, and let me carry it all the way, but in the end he cut off the beard in advance, my old pig is not wronged! ”

After looking around weakly and making sure that the monkey was not hiding somewhere and eavesdropping, Pig Pig became a little bolder and said again, "Master, it's not my old pig who blows to you, if you don't use force, just like a monkey, chase after my sister with me, and my old pig will let him do ten!" ”

Listening to the pig's bragging, without waiting for Mu Feng to respond, the bearded man who followed behind grabbed the lines first.

"Second Senior Brother 666, you are so powerful, how did you get beaten from heaven and cast a pig fetus when you molested Chang'e back then?"

Piggy: "......" I have a sentence that my mother sells criticism and doesn't know whether to talk about it or not, do you know if you scold people and don't expose it?

For Piggy's heart, the bearded man doesn't seem to have the slightest induction, and at this time, he doesn't have the consciousness of being a salted fish who can shout "666" at all.

Seeing that the pig didn't speak, the bearded man asked again, "And that Gao Laozhuang, second senior brother, your means of chasing your sister are really so powerful, why does Gao Cuilan's father and mother still ask the mage to collect you?" ”

Second Senior Brother: "......" bastard, do you have the consciousness of a salted fish?

"Lao Sha, if you want to say that, I really have to talk to you about it!"

As he spoke, Piggy waited for the bearded man to walk next to him.

"Lao Sha, it's not my brother I'll blow it to you, just talk about Fairy Chang'e, Lao Zhu, I definitely didn't get demoted to the mortal world because I molested her.

Fairy Chang'e and I are in love with each other, and we have a good heart.

On that day, I went to the Guanghan Palace to attend the meeting, and I don't know where the Jade Emperor got the news, and learned that Fairy Chang'e invited my old pig to go to the appointment.

The Jade Emperor Lao'er, who is also a pervert, secretly fell in love with my sister Chang'e, and after learning that Sister Chang'e liked my old pig, the Jade Emperor Lao'er specially designed to beat me to the mortal world in the name of molesting Chang'e Fairy.

Why were you so decisive that he didn't even dare to leave time for me to say a word, so he let people throw me down the old pig?

His heart is weak! ”

As he spoke, Pig Pig glanced at the bearded man inadvertently, but found that the bearded man was looking at himself with an alien look, and his eyes were full of distrust.

"Hey, what kind of eyes are you kid?" Seeing that the facts he had carefully fabricated were questioned by Lao Sha, Piggy immediately became angry.

"I won't blow it to you yet, Fairy Chang'e didn't say it in advance, just said that Gao Laozhuang's matter is definitely not what you know."

"At the beginning, my old pig was framed by the Jade Emperor, and fell into the mortal world by mistake, and I bit the sow and a brother who gave birth to me, escaped from the pigsty, and fled into the mountains.

After some practice, the old pig easily recovered his cultivation as a golden immortal and reappeared in human form.

Wandering in the world, the old pig arrived at Gao Laozhuang, just in time for the high-ranking staff to spread the water banquet, at the banquet, the senior staff looked at my old pig was strong and strong, and came to talk to me.

After saying a lot, the old pig didn't go into detail, just remembered that he seemed to have said something unhappy, and sighed after he finished speaking.

After sighing, the senior said that he had a daughter, named Cuilan.

I've heard a lot of these passages, and I know that his next sentence will be 'Twenty-eight years old, not yet married.' ’

The owner said, 'He is twenty-eight years old and not yet married. ’

The old pig understood what he meant, that is, he wanted to marry his daughter to the old pig me, and goodbye her daughter Although she was young, she was as beautiful as a flower, where could the old pig bear to refuse.

It can be said that this Gao Laozhuang's aunt was made by them begging the old pig, who knew that after knowing that the old pig was a pig fetus, they turned their faces and didn't recognize people! ”

At this point in the sermon, Piggy looked at the bearded man again, and saw that the bearded man still didn't believe it.

Looking at the little white dragon again, following behind, holding his arms together, looking like he didn't listen to his words at all, Piggy immediately felt even more unhappy.

"Bearded, don't believe it, I'll put the words on the old pig today, than fighting, I'm not the opponent of the monkey, but if you want to talk about flirting with the girl, ten monkeys are not the opponent of my old pig!"

After setting up the flag, Pig Pig slanted his beard and asked, "Lao Sha, do you believe it or not?" ”

The bearded man shook his head, "Don't believe it! ”

Poof, piggy, so hung out a mouthful of old blood, buddy is bothering to pretend to be forced here, you guys should cooperate!

Turning his head, Piggy looked at Mu Feng, "Master, do you believe it?" ”

Hearing this, Mu Feng did not answer Piggy's words, but instead asked the mirror in front of him, "Wukong, what do you think?" ”

Piggy: "......???? "Black question mark face.

Before he could figure out what was going on, the monkey's disdainful words came from the mirror image in front of the meeting, "This pig, in addition to bragging, what else does he have to do?" My grandson didn't see where he could recruit girls to like! ”

When the words fell, the monkey turned his head in a dashing manner, no longer looking at the pig, and the contempt was overflowing.

Stimulated by the monkey's contempt, Piggy didn't bother to think about what was going on.

Two flames erupted from his nose, and the pig stared angrily at the monkey's back and shouted, "Dead monkey, don't look down on the old pig, believe it or not, my old pig chases two girls every minute to show you?" ”

"Don't believe it!" The monkey's head doesn't look back.

"......" Pig Pig was severely traumatized physically and mentally, and looked back at Mu Feng, "Master, my old pig asks for a chance to prove himself!" ”

Hearing this, Mu Feng stopped, looked at the pig's determined gaze, turned over and got off the colorful leather pig, and lifted the seal on him.

"Go Colorful Piggy, I'm optimistic about you!"

Turning into a human form again, Pig Pig glared at the monkey fiercely, turned around and walked towards the side path, leaving everyone with a dashing back.

When the figure of the pig disappeared on the path, Mu Feng glanced at it and saw a street sign on the path where the pig was walking.

There are three big characters written on it - Pingdingshan!