"It's the same root, why be too anxious to fry each other!"

Looking at the direction in which the pig disappeared, looking at the three big characters of "Pingdingshan", the corners of Mu Feng's mouth were slightly hooked, and he said with relief. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wait a minute...... Comfort, what the hell?

The artistic conception of this poem should not be a kind of sadness, lamentation, and pain...... Well, is it a mixture of a lot of negative emotions?

However, why is it that when this poem is read out of the mouth of Mu Feng, one can hear a tone of relief and expectation?

Whatever, perhaps, this day, he has been waiting for a long time!

"Master, are we just waiting here?" Seeing the figure of the pig disappear from sight, the bearded man glanced at Mu Feng who was standing at the three-way intersection, and then looked at the little white dragon behind him who was still cold, and couldn't help but scratch the bright red hair on the back of his head.

Well, it is worth mentioning that Mu Feng is not a traditional monk, so after he accepted the apprentice, he did not shave his head at all, so the beard at this time still had long bright red hair.

Or natural rolls!

Hearing the bearded man's words, Mu Feng turned his head to look at him.

He always felt that the bearded man seemed to talk a little too much now.

Could it be that he has only been bullying recently...... Eh, is it to teach the colorful leather pig, and ignore the beard, so that he forgets the consciousness that a salted fish who can shout "666" should have?

This is not a good phenomenon, perhaps......

Thinking about it, the corners of Mu Feng's mouth hooked up a good-looking smile.

"Salted fish...... Ah, no, Lao Sha, do you want to watch a show? Mu Feng's face had a sincere smile, which made people can't bear to raise the slightest defense.

"Watching a play?" The bearded man's hand that had scratched his head had not yet been put down, and he raised his other hand again and scratched his head.

"Smack!" The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground sounded.

The corners of his eyes twitched twice, Mu Fengqiang couldn't help but look at his "baby" who was thrown to the ground by Lao Sha, and the curvature of the corners of his mouth rose a little again.

"That's right, watch the play, watch a big drama between brothers who love and kill each other!"

"Second Senior Brother?" The bearded man is not stupid and thorough, although he doesn't need to use his brain as a salted fish, but his occasional flash of inspiration can still burst out some sparks of wit.

"Ice Fruit! If you answer correctly, the teacher will give you a reward! ”

Stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, and a third eye grew uncontrollably on the bearded head.

"This, it's called Tianyan, well, for the specific effect, please refer to Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun at the mouth of the Guanjiang River."

He touched the extra eye on his head, and the beard was unknown, "Master, what are you doing by turning me into this ghost?" ”

Mu Feng blinked, "Watch the show!" ”

As he spoke, as if he was afraid that the bearded man would not understand, Mu Feng then explained, "Under the eye of heaven, looking through all the vanity can allow you to see the essence of things and add more fun to the big drama you are about to see." ”

"Oh!" Nodding unconsciously, the bearded man asked again, "But, the second senior brother is gone, what should I think?" ”

"Easy!" Mu Feng snapped his fingers, and the bearded man disappeared in front of him and the little white dragon, "Look, something that can be solved with one sentence." ”

Obviously, the bearded man has been sent away by him, but I don't know who he can say to his last half of the sentence.

Watching Mu Feng flicker his beard around, the little white dragon couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

"Division...... Master, what do you want to do? Seeing Mu Feng's eyes staring at him tightly, Xiao Bailong subconsciously took three steps back.

He's not a bearded idiot, he'll be so easy to get a herd in a wind pit.

Well, it's not right, the beard itself is not so stupid, when he was a rolling shutter general in Heavenly Court, although the beard was stupid and loyal, his IQ and EQ were definitely not lower than the average.

The reason why it has become like this now is that the suffering of the seven swords piercing his heart for five hundred years has caused almost irreversible damage to his soul.

The immediate consequence is ...... The cultivation is declining, the combat power is not one in ten, and ...... IQ arrears!

Seeing the little white dragon's defensive expression, Mu Feng felt that his heart was hurt.

"What kind of expression do you have, how do you give the teacher a feeling, and the teacher will pit you?"

Little White Dragon: "......" isn't it?

"Why are your eyes getting more and more weird? Is a teacher the kind of person who can cheat his apprentices? ”

It's okay not to say it, but the more he talks, the more strange the little white dragon's expression becomes.

You're not the kind of person who pits apprentices? The eldest brother who was just robbed by his sister and gave birth to a monkey, the second senior brother who had just been provoked to the point of no return on Pingdingshan, and the good anti-luggage, were all fooled and lame beards, could it be that I pitted it?

"That's it! That's it! Seeing that the little white dragon was still full of defense, Mu Feng gave up the idea of pitting him with him, with a serious ...... on his face Grieved.

"I just want to ask you, do you want to watch the live broadcast of Pig Pig's flirtatious sister, your expression makes Weishi really hurt!"

"No...... No more! ”

Listening to Mu Feng's serious nonsense, although he felt that his face was full of sincerity, Xiao Bailong said that the heart of defense is indispensable.

Especially his own master, this person who initiated the ruthlessness and even cheated himself, he had to be extremely guarded.

"Alas!" Seeing that the little white dragon was so rigorously guarded, Mu Feng sighed helplessly, turned around and sat on the suitcase that the bearded man had thrown on the ground.

Blinking at the ground, a small mirror appeared in front of him.

It's just used to peep at pigs, and it doesn't use the magic power of mirroring heaven and earth that is higher than the Jade Emperor's Haotian Mirror.

After all, Piggy is not a monkey and will not find himself peeping with a Xuanguang mirror.

As for why it was a small Xuanguang mirror, instead of a large projection of an 89-inch LCD screen like before.

Because, of course...... Mu Feng's careful eye is at work.

Don't let yourself be pitted, refuse your invitation to watch the play together, you little white dragon will play a game like a cat scratching by yourself!

With a vicious belly in his heart, Mu Feng's gaze turned to the Xuanguang Mirror interface in front of him.

Rewind the clock to five minutes ago.

Guan Jiangkou, the residence of Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun.

Yang Jian, who was playing chess with his sister-in-law, suddenly felt a tingle in his eyebrows.

"Huh? Could it be that staying up late to write a book for too long makes your eyes tired? ”

Feeling a tingling itch in the position of his third eye, Yang Jian muttered to himself, reaching out to touch his eyebrows.

It's just that before his hand touched his eyebrows, he saw his sister sitting opposite, and after discovering his actions, he turned his eyes to his sister, and a shocked expression appeared on his face.

"Chan'er, what's wrong with you?" Yang Jian asked puzzled.

"Second brother...... You...... Your eyes! Yang Chan had a shocked look on her face, and stretched out her hand to point at Yang Jian's eyebrows.

"My eyes, what's wrong?" As he spoke, Yang Jian stretched out his hand and touched his eyebrows.

After a wipe, he was immediately stunned.

My own eye in the sky...... Lost!

Don't talk about Yang Jian's reaction because he was inexplicably "borrowed" to take away the eye of the sky, the picture switched, and in the Xuanguang mirror in front of Mu Feng's eyes, the pig had been walking out of the path for a long time.

In the picture, Pig Pig walks along the path, muttering incessantly.

"The monkey who suffered from the plague bullied my old pig honestly, and when his brain was hot, he promised to come down and pick up a girl to prove it to him!

However, in this barren mountains and mountains, where can I find a girl to show him! ”

Complaining, Pig continued to move forward with a big belly, and before he knew it, he had reached the foot of Pingding Mountain.

"Alas, how can a girl come back here in this barren mountain and wilderness? If you want to flirt with the girl, I still have to go to the city, old pig!

However, my honorable ......"

Talking to himself, Piggy looked around, saw that there was no one else, read the law in his mouth, and changed his body, and he had become a handsome and handsome appearance.

It's just that......

"This pig's head has become a look, why does it look familiar?" Staring at the Xuanguang mirror in front of him, looking at the changed appearance of the pig, Mu Feng muttered to himself, waving his hand to condense a water mirror in front of him.

looked at the water mirror, and then looked at the changed appearance of the pig in the Xuanguang mirror, Mu Feng was immediately dumbfounded.

"No wonder I feel that this changed appearance gives people a feeling of handsomeness, isn't this me?"

After being dumbfounded, Mu Feng's heart immediately became furious.

"Okay, you colorful pig, you dare to turn into a handsome and chic face for the teacher and go out to hook up with a girl, it's good, don't let you take off a layer of lard, it's all considered cruelty to yourself as a teacher!"

Muttering to himself, Mu Feng's will communicated with the laws of heaven and earth, stirring up the chaos of the heavenly machine within a radius of thousands of miles.

Then, some minor modifications were made in the order of heaven and earth, and when Mu Feng looked at the pig in the Xuanguang mirror again, the corners of his mouth were already a chilling ...... Smile!

Huaguoshan, the monkey who witnessed all this through real-time video transmission, watched the performance of the pig as a death, and was speechless for a while.

"Alas!" After a long time, the monkey sighed, "Piggy, mourn for you for three minutes, as a senior brother, I can only help you here!" ”

Don't talk about the performance of all parties, but say that Piggy, after turning his appearance into the image of Mu Feng, summoned a water mirror and looked at it for a long time, and finally nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, if you go to tease the girl with this picture, the success rate will be much greater!"

Nodding with satisfaction, Pig Pig said to himself, "This young lady, who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures, passed by the Guibao Land today, and saw that the female donor seemed to be contaminated with demonic energy.

In the next mercy, seeing that the female donor is destined for me, I can't bear the female donor being persecuted by the monster.

Why don't you and I find a secluded and uninhabited place, so that the female benefactor can get rid of the demonic energy on her body and form a good fate? ”

Piggy's face showed a disgusting and deadly smile, imitating the voice of the herding wind, doing a drill before the actual battle.

It's just that......

"Okay!" As soon as his words fell, a pleasant voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

Follow the prestige, and you will see a hundred and twenty-eight girls, fluttering.

The girl's long silver straight hair hangs down her waist, looking like a hibiscus out of the water, beautiful and beautiful, with a clever smile on her face, a pair of eyes like water, looking at the pig with affection.