After making a fuss for a while, Qian Duo figured out: someone actually wanted to sneak attack while he was sleeping!

"Who could it be?" He rubbed his head and sat in the living room talking to himself.

The mobile phone flew to his shoulder and fell, analyzing it one by one: "There are only two reasons for all human crimes: either for money or for love." You're poor like this...... Well, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with money. From what information is known, these three men listened to the 'boss' and came running in the middle of the night to break the door just to beat you up, which obviously doesn't make sense - unless you've offended someone recently. ”

"Who can I offend? I hardly deal with people, and I'm busy looking for a job every day......" Qian Duo complained casually, and was suddenly stunned, "Impossible, right?" ”

The mobile phone suddenly became interested: "What is impossible?" ”

Qian Duo shook his head: "Yesterday my uncle came, and he said that the house belonged to him, and he paid 30,000 yuan for me to move out, but I drove him away." Before leaving, he said, 'There's a kind of ...... you don't regret it."

"Is this called not offending anyone?" The mobile phone flew up with a scream, and circled around Qian Duo quickly, "Your nerves are really thick enough, and the endings are all necrotic, right?" ”

Qian Duo: "He's my uncle, and I didn't really beat him......"

The mobile phone hit the big bag on his head with hatred: "In the history of your earthlings, there are too many things about brothers turning against each other and fathers and sons killing each other for money, what about your uncle?" …… Don't ask me how I know, there's a lot more to my library than you think...... Why are you so naïve? ”

Qian Duo covered his head: "......"

"Forget it, looking at you like this, I still have to teach you a good lesson." Mobile phones are flying around the room, looking around, "Where is your WIFI here?" I'll check the information. ”

"That...... Broadband arrears have been stopped for more than half a year. "I'm a little embarrassed to have a lot of money," I'll pay when the telecommunications bureau goes to work at dawn. ”

The tone of the mobile phone was obviously dumbfounded: "...... All right. Actually, it's not easy for you......"

Qian Duo's nose was sour, and he quickly turned his head and rubbed it.

TM is really living more and more backwards, I was actually sympathized with by a mobile phone! I almost cried at a sympathetic word from it! Lao Tzu must be kind to it in the future......

"Oh, I forgot to tell you that your dog was drugged and still lying outside!" The phone had nothing to do, fell on the table and yawned lazily, and said something casually.

"Why didn't you say it earlier!" Qian was in a hurry, grabbed the mobile phone as a flashlight, and rushed out of the door to look for it everywhere.

"It's the other way around! Over there...... Don't worry, you can't die, it's just that the medicine is paralyzed...... Behind the pile of stones to the east...... Feed! Be gentle! Put the unit on a stone with the screen facing down, aren't you afraid to scratch the screen of the unit? The phone nags while pointing the way.

Qian Duo squatted down to carefully check the condition of the "ribs", and found that its breathing and heartbeat were quite normal, and its eyes were slightly open, but it couldn't move, as if it had been anesthetized. Only then did he relax a little, and casually said to the phone: "Aren't you an artifact?" Still afraid of the screen being scratched? Even an electric drill can't make a mark on you, right? ”

"That's right, this machine is ......" The mobile phone flew into the air to illuminate Qian Duo, and suddenly came to his senses, "You try to put your face on the stone!" Not to mention the bird droppings on that rock! This machine is a wise and martial artifact, put it in other worlds, I'm afraid people will use pure gold altars to offer me, burn incense and worship every day! How can there be someone like you, take a mobile phone and not use it as an artifact......"

Qian Duo picked up the "ribs" and glanced at his mobile phone: "...... Do you have a mute function? ”

The mobile phone was stunned, and then understood what Qian Duo meant, and was about to have a seizure, but suddenly flew out backwards again, shouting: "Be careful!" ”

"Careful? Be careful ......."

Qian Duo was confused by this startled mobile phone, and before he could figure out what was going on, he felt a sudden darkness above his head, and an unknown object smashed on his head with the sound of wind.

"Boom!"

Qian Duo was directly smashed to the ground, and the "ribs" were also thrown out. He didn't care about the pain in his body, and hurriedly pushed the things on his body. But as soon as he touched it, he felt that something was wrong—the thing that hit him was unusually soft, elastic in some places, and his fingers had a slippery feeling on it, it was a living thing!

A peculiar fragrance wafted to his nose with the wind, and Qian Duo immediately judged from his experience of being single for more than 20 years: This is a woman or a girl!

"Ouch, meow!"

The girl also seemed to be a little dizzy, sobered up a little under the push of Qian Duo's hairy hands and feet, let out a strange cry of pain, and then raised her head, and her small face was facing Qian Duo's big face. The two looked at each other, and Qian Duo clearly saw a pair of pointed cat ears on the top of each other's heads, and he happened to touch a fluffy tail in his hand......

"Wow! Monster! ”

"Meow! Mankind! ”

Both let out an exclamation at the same time. The girl jumped to her feet and swooped behind the pile of rocks with a speed and agility that was impossible for humans to have. Qian Duo also hurriedly got up with a grunt, grabbed the brick mobile phone and held it in his hand as a weapon, and looked at the pile of rubbles tremblingly, shocked to the extreme.

He was absolutely not wrong just now, the pair of cat ears on the other party's head were indeed on them, and they were definitely not toys or hairpins! That "girl" is a youkai!

The point is, how did this monster suddenly appear here and hit itself right now? It doesn't seem like you recruited anyone or messed with anyone, right?

"Did you see me just now?" Behind the pile of stones, the girl quietly poked her head out to look at Qian Duo and asked carefully. The triangular red cat ears were spiritually ridged, and her short silver-white hair was particularly eye-catching.

You idiot! Even if I didn't see it just now, I see it now!

"Nope! I don't see your ears! Qian Duo looked at the cat ears on her head with some trepidation, and quickly denied it.

Just kidding, this guy asked this, it must be a sign that the monster is going to kill people, of course I can't admit it! That's what it's said on popular TV dramas!

"Alas!" The mobile phone sighed in Qian Duo's slightly trembling hand, "Boss, when you say this, you obviously want her to kill people!" ”

Sure enough, the "girl" came out from behind the pile of rocks, and slowly walked towards Qian Duo with light cat steps: "So, you still see meow?" Then I'll have to ......."

Qian Duoyi gritted his teeth, and raised the brick mobile phone with trembling legs: "If you want my life, it's not that easy!" Master, I used this phone to shoot three gangsters! Now I'm ...... Feed! What are you doing? ”

The cat-eared "girl" walked up to Qian Duo, and when he was about to use the brick magic skills that he had practiced hard for several years, he suddenly bent down and bowed deeply: "I'm sorry!" If it scared you just now, please don't take it to heart! ”

"What?" Qian Duo was stunned, and the prepared "heart blow" failed to make a move, and the brick mobile phone almost flew out of his hand.

"Sorry to scare you! Don't be afraid, I won't hurt ordinary people. The cat-eared girl was very sorry, and stood there a little cramped and rubbed her hands, "Although I am a monster, I have never harmed ordinary people, you must not have a psychological shadow in the future......"

Damn, what's going on? This monster not only does not kill itself, but is still ...... Comfort yourself? This TM is too out of the box, right?

Qian Duo was a little confused.

Seeing that he didn't react, the cat-eared girl sighed, drooped her ears and turned around to leave.

The mobile phone suddenly shouted: "There is a situation!" Hi! Your work, your work is coming! ”

"What job?" Qian Duo was still in a daze, and he didn't understand what this often crazy mobile phone was talking about.

"Look in the sky, there's an unstable space-time tunnel there! Aren't you a space-time maintenance worker, hurry up and plug it up! The mobile phone shook off the hand of the money, turned on the light and shone it into the air.

Qian Duo was startled, looked at the light, and found that more than ten meters above his head, there was indeed an abrupt black hole, in which there seemed to be a little starlight spinning, and some vague things were surging, as if they were about to overflow at any time.

The cat-eared girl stopped, looked overhead, and then embarrassedly, "That...... I really didn't mean to......"

"That hole is a space-time tunnel? …… Damn, did you fall out of that hole and hit me? I really don't know if it's your life or my life......" Qian Duo muttered.