With full of questions, Qian Duo was sent back by the goddess who "has no time to see Lao Jun's lecture" - it was really a kick. The goddess crossed Erlang's legs, and lightly touched the money on her toes, and he returned to his home as soon as he saw the flowers.

The simplicity of the process and the clarity of the style are unbelievable.

If it weren't for the "Labor Contract for the Staff of the Fourth Universe Branch of the Time and Space Administration" in his hand, and a mobile phone flying around and constantly denouncing him, Qian Duo would almost suspect that he had just had a dream.

After being stunned for a while, Qian Duocai jumped up and walked around the room.

Just now, I was worried about not being able to find a job, but in the blink of an eye, I became an employee of the Time and Space Administration! Although he is still only a temporary worker, he is working for "God" after all, isn't it? Regardless of status, the salary is bargaining!

Could it be that this poor dick is going to counterattack?

"Hey, tell me, what the hell is this Space-Time Authority?" Finally calmed down, Qian Duo poked his brick mobile phone with a finger, trying to find out some news.

"Do your own research." The phone shook dissatisfiedly and snorted.

"That...... How to check the information? ”

"Hmph." The phone spun half in the air and pointed its ass at him.

"Damn, you're not still angry, are you? You're also an artifact, okay, a little artifact? You nagged me for a long time and I didn't get angry, so I just said a word and you rebelled? The goddess said, we are partners, how can we work like this? As the saying goes, unity is strength, and brothers work together to break the gold......"

He just got a job, he was in a good mood, and he couldn't help but grab his mobile phone and nag for a long time, and the mobile phone finally couldn't stand it: "Are you finished?" How can a big old man nag more annoying than a thousand ducks? ”

Qian Duo smiled: "Willing to speak?" Okay, let's have a good talk? ”

"Wait! If you're still so verbose, the unit would rather shut down! The phone vibrated with a "buzz", indicating that he was excited.

"Don't! Wasn't it a little exciting that I hadn't talked to anyone in a long time? Don't worry, we're only talking about work! ”

"If that's the case, the machine can consider ......"

One person and one machine chatted for a while in the atmosphere of "harmony and friendship", and it took Qian Duoduo to figure out the use of this "special toolbox for space-time maintenance workers". Under this mobile phone shell, it integrates communication, data collection, tool downloads and other functions, in addition to the introduction of the Time and Space Administration, Qian Duo's work instructions, work system, task approval process, etc. As long as he thinks about it, the mobile phone can automatically find the functions and information he needs, and project a holographic projection in front of him for him to watch at will.

With a new job, I was full of enthusiasm and after a brief understanding of the new features of the mobile phone, I hurriedly devoted myself to the great cause of learning - space-time maintenance is a new technical job, and the whole earth is unique! If you don't learn business skills well, if you poke out some basket and get fired, where can you find such a "high-end and high-grade" job?

…… Phew! Before I went to work, I thought about being fired...... This is purely the habitual thinking caused by the painful experience of the past year......

Xie Kai returned home with a gloomy face, took out his mobile phone, and directly dialed a number: "Jiang Laosan? Find a few brothers at night and teach one person a lesson...... The address is Qingniwa Town in the eastern suburbs...... Damn it! If you kill yourself, you have nothing to do with Lao Tzu! …… Lakh! You can do it yourself, as long as you don't die! After saying that, he hung up the phone fiercely.

The fat aunt sat next to her, rolled her eyes and snorted: "I said a long time ago that I should find someone to drive that little bastard away, but you won't listen!" The old woman has been dead for a year, and the matter has not been done, what do you say is the use of you? ”

Xie Kai was furious, slapped the table and stood up: "You know a fart!" If you hadn't messed around last year, would you have that kid up? Maybe you'll get your hands on it sooner or later! ”

"Wasn't I in a hurry? Besides, who knew that kid was just like his father, smelly and hard? The fat aunt was not convinced, and jumped up to beat the table.

"That's it! Don't worry about this matter in the future, it will only add to the chaos of the old lady! ”

……

When Qian Duo finally finished reading the Temporal and Space Administration's manual, work instructions, and maintenance workers' work manuals, he found that it was completely dark outside the window, and his strong hunger made him moan: "I'm starving to death...... What time is it? ”

"11:27 p.m. CST." The phone projected a big 11:27 in front of him, "This machine has detected that your blood sugar level is low, your blood pressure is low, your blood flow is slow, and your autonomic nerves are in an abnormal ......"

"I know, I'm hungry! Can you get me something to eat? I was so hungry that I couldn't walk. Qian Duo clutched his stomach and looked at his phone pitifully.

The phone dangled in front of the air: "Sorry, there is no such feature. ”

"Damn, aren't you an artifact...... Forget it, I'll do it myself. Qian Duo wanted to complain, but he immediately realized that it would not do him any good to win in a fight with this artifact - and he would not necessarily or almost impossible win, but would waste more time and energy.

In the morning, he hurriedly went out to work, and he didn't even eat breakfast. I was going to settle breakfast and lunch together, but I came back directly after being fired by the boss, and then there was a series of events - from the morning to now, he drank a glass of cold boiled water.

After rummaging through the house, Qian Duo finally found a pack of instant noodles and hurriedly boiled water to soak it. This pack of instant noodles was bought by a company half a month ago when it notified me to go to the interview, and I was going to come back to celebrate after being hired, but I didn't use it after the interview......

After eating the instant noodles in two bites, Qian Duo sighed at the unprecedented deliciousness of the instant noodles, and lay on the bed and began to think about his current belongings.

If you count the public funds that have just arrived, he can be regarded as entering a well-off life. Tomorrow, if the goddess does not summon herself, she will buy something in the market, and there will be no food at home...... Be sure to buy two more packs of instant noodles, and if you are hungry in the future, you can eat one pack of soaked noodles and one pack of dry food...... Well, it's best to choose two flavors......

He was excitedly calculating various ways to eat instant noodles, and fell asleep unconsciously.

The mobile phone slid down from his hand, silently flew to the table at the head of the bed, and sighed: "Follow this master, I don't know if it's reliable......"

The holographic projection was quietly put away, and the room was pitch black, except for a faint faint glow from a breathing lamp on a brick phone.

Not long after, Qian Duo slept soundly and snorted slightly. The phone's breathing light suddenly turned on, then turned off completely. The brick phone emitted a ripple that humans could not detect, and it flew silently from the table towards the entrance.

"Alas, it's really hard to follow this master, and I still have to watch the door for an artifact...... Who will pry the door in the middle of the night? If you are so poor, can you still attract thieves? An inaudible voice came from the phone, "I slept so soundly, I didn't feel alert at all, and I don't know what the goddess likes about you......"

Outside the door, three figures were quietly tinkering with something at the door.

"Chicken, has this dog been done?" A figure asked in a low voice.

"Don't worry, where can that stupid dog withstand the temptation of 'seven steps down'? As soon as it was thrown on the ground, it ate it in one bite, and now it is sleeping soundly! Hey! ”

"Be quiet! Don't alarm the people inside. Bad boss thing, you know the consequences! ”

"Hehe, what are you afraid of? I heard that there is only one person in this house, and he is still a recent graduate, afraid that he will be a ball? If you want me to say, just slam the door open and go in and beat him up? I don't have to work so hard......"

"Shut up! The lock is open, hurry up! Yan Biao brought the flashlight! Remember, hit that kid and run away, don't speak! Got it? If you expose your identity and cause trouble, find the boss yourself to get punished! ”

Three figures crept into the door, and one of them took out a flashlight and turned it on, and carefully looked around: "Second brother, you are too careful, let's ......"

Before he finished speaking, a black shadow flew close silently and slapped him on the head: "Smack! ”

"Oops!" He couldn't help but let out a scream.

The "second brother" was furious: "Damn, what is your ghost name?" ”

"Damn, something hit me!" Yan Biao felt as if he had been hit by a meteorite, his eyes were full of Venus, his butt fell to the ground, and his flashlight fell. He reached out and touched his forehead, and immediately touched a bag the size of an egg.

The "second brother" was even more angry: "Beat your sister!" Did you bump into something yourself? What a TM stupid! With that, he went to pick up the flashlight.

"Boom!"

The back of the "second brother" was also hit the back of the head, and he fell to the ground: "Oops! …… Damn, TMD who? ”

The last person took advantage of the bright light of the flashlight on the ground to see a black shadow passing through the air vaguely, and couldn't help but be surprised: "Something flew over!" ”

"Fly your sister! It must have been discovered by that kid and ambushed us! The "second brother" barely held back the severe pain, and pulled out a hollow steel pipe from his arms and danced wildly into the black shadow, "Copy guy!" ”

The chicken also hurriedly took out the steel pipe and smashed it, and Yan Biao took the opportunity to pick up the flashlight and shine around, but he didn't find any figure.

"Smack!" The "second brother", who was waving the steel pipe indiscriminately, was slapped heavily on the face, and suddenly his eyes were black, his nose bleeded, and he almost threw the steel pipe away in pain.

"Second brother, there is really something flying, like half a brick ......" Yan Biao pointed behind the "second brother" and shouted.

"Brick your sister...... Ah! The "second brother" was about to scold, when out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw half a black brick flying towards his face. He only had time to turn sideways, and the right half of his face was slapped again, and it immediately swelled like an inflate.

Mi Ji and Yan Biao happened to see it and shouted: "Flying bricks...... Hell! "Turn around and run. But before he could take two steps, there were two "pops" and "pops", and both of them were slapped on the legs and fell to the ground at the same time.

"Mom...... There really are ghosts! Ghost grandpa spares his life! "Yan Biao was so frightened that his feet went limp, and he shouted while crawling towards the door with his hands and feet." The second brother and the chicken were also frightened, and threw down the steel pipe and ran towards the door.

"You're a ghost, your whole family is a ghost!" The flying "bricks" let out an angry roar and slammed into several people even harder.

"Bang bang! …… Bang Bang Bang! ……”

A series of voices rang out, and in the weak light of the flashlight, a black shadow the size of half a brick flew around several people, constantly slamming violently.

"Oops!" "Mom!" "Ghost grandpa spares his life!" "I'll never do anything bad again!" ……

The three of them let out a burst of ghost crying wolf howls, groped their way to the door, and ran out in embarrassment, hugged their heads and ran away.

The brick mobile phone stopped in mid-air, and disdainfully "bahed" in the bright light of the flashlight: "With this little ability, you dare to come to the local house to make trouble?" This machine is an artifact! ”

"Who's out there?!" Qian Duo was finally awakened, and he didn't have time to turn on the light, so he hurriedly ran out of the bedroom. And then......

"Bang! Grunt! Boom! "Oops!"

The brick mobile phone turned on the light and flew towards the bedroom: "I've done it here, you just woke up, I really don't know you as the spokesperson of the goddess...... The goddess is above! What did you do? Do you have nothing to do and hit the wall? ”

The bedroom was in a mess, the tables, chairs, and cabinets fell to the ground, and Qian Duo lay next to the table, covering his head and "humming": "You have nothing to do and hit the wall to play!" Lao Tzu is tripped! What were you doing out there? The crackling woke me up! ”

The brick mobile phone shone the light on the big bag of Qian Duo's brain, and leaned back and smiled in the air: "Haha, the machine just crashed, but it didn't hit the wall, but hit the person!" ”