Chapter 3 I am a little shrimp in the rivers and lakes

(I'm sorry, I forgot to update it yesterday, mainly because I'm busy with new books and work to make up today, double!) )

These two back-arm buddies are very unlucky, originally fell into my hands and had a blue nose and swollen face, at most they called the police to send Sun Bolai to prison, but they just met the evil star when I was at a loss and didn't know how to deal with these two cowards, Lori Xi came out, rubbing her eyes and complaining angrily: "Don't let people sleep, don't let people sleep, in the middle of the night, you guys are dancing square dances in the house!" ”

I hurriedly explained: "Where can we afford such a high-end sport as square dancing, in this case, you can be sure, these two buddies are here to kill me to get the recipe......"

Lori squinted her eyes, and her eyes suddenly widened: "I can see it, this dress is not a killer and can't be worn," she tilted her head and scratched, looking at me: "You cleaned it up?" ”

"No, the ghost blew ash to help get it, I didn't do it, I was scared half of my body just by showing up," I wondered: "I just don't know what to do next.?? One to read a book?·? k?anshu·com”

Lolita yawned and said disdainfully: "It's simple, chop it, chop it, send it to the toilet and flush it downstream, it's not a good person anyway, kill the right to do it for the sky." ”

I hesitated a little: "It's not good, after all, it's a prisoner named in the police station, and it will take a while for the autumn queen to ask for beheading, so I can't bear to kill me like this." ”

"Then I don't know, you can do it yourself," Lolita turned around and began to walk upstairs, reminding me as she walked: "What do you do quickly, clean and neat, if you want to make another sound to affect my sleep, you just wait for me......" said and took off his shoes and went upstairs, leaving me and the ghost to stare down with big eyes and don't know what to say......

In the end, the ghost gave a suggestion: "It's really not like this, let's get the soul of the kid here out and send it to the underworld, people you throw anywhere, it won't cause you trouble or die, how about it?" ”

"Bah," I was happy now: "This is a good idea, then it will be troublesome, hurry up!" ”

The ghost blew out the lamp and shouted, and several ghost brothers and sisters in the world moved together, stretched out their hands and grabbed the inside of the bodies of the two hind arms, and at the same time pulled outward, and soon came alive from the inside...... Uh, maybe this situation can't be called alive, dead alive? Alive? Naked? …… Anyway, that's what it means, and the souls of the two grandsons were pulled out in a flash, and before they could figure out what was going on, the ghosts shouted, and they dragged them to the toilet!

With the sound of the toilet and the sound of water, the whole world is quiet!

Look at the two grandsons' expressions have changed, their eyes are dull and salivating, there is nothing else except silly music, their eyes don't move when they look at people, I took them to the road and threw them to prepare to go home, but only a few steps before I heard the sound of scolding, turned my head and saw that the two had slowly walked to the middle of the road, scared the few night car drivers enough, and then hurriedly rushed back again, after thinking about it, simply put them into the neighborhood next to them, and just find an elevator to let the two go up, Then he dodged out and closed the door. Looking at a book? · kanshu·com

Watching the elevator door slowly close, it is estimated that with their IQ, they will never be able to get out again, so I took out the phone and dialed it out: "Hey, is it a mental hospital, I am here in the xx community, and I reported that there are two ** in the elevator!" ”

I hid aside and waited for the car from the psychiatric hospital to come, and then I went home to sleep with peace of mind, not to mention anything else, at least I didn't die here, as for what happened in the future, it depends on their creation!

The next day, I told everyone about it.,The result is that a group of people are actually more excited than me.,Especially those who don't have the opportunity to bring to the legendary world are even more screaming.,Dead or alive asked to wait for the remaining two front hooves and mules to come over and pinch each other.,It's hard for me to deal with it.,In the end, it's Lolita to solve the matter:

"Make a fuss, don't think you're bored, I'm bored, even if you have to be on duty, you can't be happy, everyone has a lottery to set the day, leave two people to stay below every day, others should sleep, sleep, work and work, if you don't sleep, don't blame me for being welcome!"

With this sentence, things are easy to do, we quickly divided the lottery, and it turned out that it was Xiao Zhuanfeng and Li Dazui on the same day, Bai Xiaogu and Bai Suzhen on the second day, and Ximen Blowing Snow and Dongfang Undefeated on the third day...... After finding the space-time chicken, the empty space of the departing person will be filled in from behind, and so on, and resolutely carry out the duty work to the end before this matter is over!

But what I never expected was that the two front hooves actually came again that night!

We didn't know when this happened, and there was no movement below, and it was only in the morning that we found that there were two more straight-eyed grandsons squatting at the door, each holding a rope around their necks, and Li Dazui and Xiao Diamond Wind were almost suffocated on the stool, and I only found out when I asked

After we all slept in the middle of the night last night, Li Dazui and Xiao Zhuanfeng, the two masters who had eaten human flesh, began to talk about thinking about the past, and talked about human flesh in a few words, and they were so hungry that Li Dazui went to get two lotus roots and raw meat out to do handiwork, and soon made a few decent human arms and legs, and ate them, and at this time the two front hooves came in through the window......

As a result, these two were directly scared into this virtue, and they didn't need to drag the ghosts and souls to scatter, and they couldn't find it, and the skin they left behind entered the ranks of ** again.

As usual, I successfully notified the psychiatric hospital again, but this time I didn't dare to throw the neighborhood next door, and instead found a place to put things on the side of the road in the suburbs.

The next day, the Spacetime Chicken came and we were gone......

Later, I learned that on the night when we left the yang world to go to the legendary world, when Bai Suzhen and Bai Xiaogu were on duty in the store, Mule Zijun came in person, and he also used the means of sneak attack to control Bai Xiaogu, this grandson saw that it was the two daughters, and immediately became frightened, and at the same time, he was lustful and teased the shop flower of our mountain patrol kebab shop, the language was obscene and the action was obscene, Bai Xiaogu simply gave him this skin bag without paying attention, leaving only a skeleton to stand on the ground, In the end, this grandson could only be picked up by the car of the mental hospital!

The Mule Jun group was wiped out, and they all met together in a mental hospital!

As for us, it's another adventure, you can't believe it......

After experiencing dizziness again, I woke up suddenly in a bush, because I didn't panic with the last few experiences, and after getting up, I first observed the surrounding environment, and then I found that my location was on the top of a mountain, and the atmosphere at this time was obviously not polluted.

Then in the next second, the legendary system immediately informed me of my identity at this moment:

"Because of the merger of the legendary worlds, you did not arrive at the world of the Condor Trilogy set by yourself, but came to the world of Jin Yong's heroes, and now your identity is Xiao Xiami, and you can only return to the original world if you find six recipes!

Origin: The heroes who used to be in the world of Jin Yong's heroes are also one of the few legends in this world who are not legends;

Name: Xiao Xiami;

Deeds: No one knows where he came from, only that he came to the rivers and lakes in order to find six recipes, only that he had mediocre martial arts at the beginning, but by chance he got a lot of martial arts cheats, and he was extremely talented, and finally fought all over the world invincible, and finally defeated the siege of the top ten masters in the world, and became the leader of the martial arts alliance, and then disappeared, thinking that he was going to retreat;

Master: Unknown. But once told Xiao Xiaomi the advice of 'a knife on the head of the color character';

Martial arts: Wild Ball Boxing;

Jianghu status: The leader of the martial arts alliance, and after his disappearance, it was the biggest undefeated myth in the history of martial arts, inspiring countless aspiring young people to work hard, and thirty years after his departure, his statue was erected in Luoyang to commemorate this hero. In addition, in order to commemorate him, Wulin Zhengdao held a young hero meeting, once every ten years, summoned young masters of various sects under the age of 20 to go to Huashan to compete, the first place to give the conference a carefully prepared gift, and awarded the title of young hero. ”

Looking at this text, I was directly confused!

Nima,Isn't this the character introduction of a domestic RPG game?,When did our spoof become a game system text?

I stood there like a lightning strike for a long time and didn't understand what was going on, and finally finally got a clue: now this situation is estimated to be because of the chaos caused by the two crossings, both say that double wear is not easy to write, but I didn't expect that double wear will be chaotic It seems that if you want to return to the right path, you can only find the recipe, although the system didn't say, but there is no doubt that there is only one set of recipes, if the imposter preempts then I should be a tragedy!

…… When I was clearing my thoughts, suddenly there was a faint sound in the wind, and my heart suddenly moved, and I immediately rushed to the place where the business came from, God bless, this must be my own people!

Passing through a forest that was not too dense, a dam appeared on the hill that was not too large, and there were several figures in ancient costumes standing around, all wearing swords and in good spirits, and it was not simple from the costume, and there were bald heads, and when I approached, I happened to hear someone say aloud:

“…… Since everyone has no objection, then, our Huashan sword discussion this time will start according to this rule, the person who won the championship will be the first swordsman in the world from now on, and we will compete again at the end of ten years! ”

"Good!" Everyone cheered and thundered, and immediately stepped back a few steps from each other to let the middle out!

My God, this, this is actually Huashan Sword!

I don't know if I'm lucky or not.,Huashan on the sword, which is almost a competition with the multinational summit forum, was bumped into by me.,It's very rare from the perspective of view.,But from my current situation, it's a little sad that I haven't practiced martial arts yet.,That's a boss when it comes out!

However, this competition must be related to the recipe, and it will be even more difficult to miss this opportunity and try to come across it again!

I hesitated......

At this moment, two people came out of the crowd, and they both clenched their fists and introduced themselves:

"In the lower section of Zhengchun, Flower Heart Swordsman!"

"After finishing Yan Honglie, the domineering president swordsman!"

What does this Nima mean, these two from Huashan on the sword?

I was stunned for a long time and instantly woke up and came to the groove, this is Huashan on the sword, it is clearly about cheapness, these two are sluts, right!

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