Chapter 2 The front hooves and hind wings of the mule king
Fastest updates
Sun Bolai couldn't get to the point when he heard my nonsense, so he simply told me all the clues collected by the police, including the basis for speculating on the suspect: "Let's be honest with you, after we found the deceased, we investigated his background, quite a responsible person, usually except for his own small business is to play mahjong and dance square dance, people are also kind, and the possibility of vendetta is not at all, so we muttered, but at this time, the police station in Xinjiang called, It is said that the remains of the body of the Western kitchen god were found when someone was traveling...... You know who the Western kitchen god is, right? ”
"Isn't it the two brothers Avanti and Avatar, nomads who live in no fixed place, usually good at baking all kinds of food, it is said that even ice cream can be baked into cumin spicy flavor," I gasped: "This is big news, when did it happen, why is it not reported in the news?" ”
Sun Bolai hurriedly shouted: "Don't make a noise, this is just internal information, and I don't plan to announce it to the public for the time being!" ”
"And you still tell me?"
Sun Bolai said anxiously: "Isn't this forgotten by your nonsense, anyway, you remember not to spread the word, or I and you are not finished talking about business, the bodies of these two brothers have been almost gnawed by wolves when they were found, and it is estimated that they have been dead for several days, and they asked the family of the two brothers of the kitchen god to know, saying that a young man came to them recently and said that they wanted to apprentice, but they did not agree, and then sent us the photo for comparison, hey, it is the kid who is the third in your competition!" ”
"You mean to say that this grandson killed the Western kitchen god? None of the two brothers ran away, he can do such a big thing, aren't you telling me a joke! I recalled the situation during the competition, and I only remembered the scene when he roasted the camel for a long time, and I didn't know anything else, but I still seemed to be very shy and reserved in my memory, and wondered: "I remember that grandson is quite restrained, and he dares to kill people, will you be mistaken?" ”
"Introverted, hehe, you don't know his identity, if you know, I'm afraid you won't dare to say that!" Sun Bolai said solemnly: "Do you know the first half of my life? ”
"Uh, it seems to be a TV series that has been very popular recently, I heard Xiaoyan say it......"
"It's not a TV series, it's a very extreme Islamic organization, what their organization requires is to use force to serve Allah in the first half of their lives, and to serve Allah with wisdom in the second half of their lives, that is to say, any member of the organization can retire after reaching the age of fifty, enjoy life with the wealth created by the members of the organization before the age of fifty, and secretly carry out various things," Sun Bolai said: "This guy is a member of this organization, according to the investigation, they are recently said to have received instructions from oracles, Need to make a variety of different delicious dishes to worship Allah, so we are looking for food recipes all over the world, we are the capital of food, they naturally sent several teams to collect recipes everywhere, and the third guy is one of them! ”
I was stunned and said, "What the is that!" This grandson won't be called Luo Zijun, right? ”
"Huh? You actually know? ”
"Damn, that's really the name?" My frightened fur almost stood up: "It can't be such a coincidence!" ”
"They all use the names of animals as code names, and they all call each other so-and-so, and after we investigated, this guy's code name is called Mule, so people are called Mule Jun," Sun Bolai explained: "In addition, there are four subordinates with him, who are called the left front hoof, right front hoof, left hind hoof and right hind hoof, Mule Jun is not only the title of this group, but also the name of the team leader!" ”
I breathed a sigh of relief: "So that's it, look at you scared me ......"
Sun Bolai reminded me: "Don't take it lightly, the crime experts in our bureau found from the corpses of the two brothers Avanti and Avatar that they were killed after suffering extremely inhumane torture, and they should have forced a confession to the trick they were doing, and the first person also had the same scars on his body, and the notes in his bag were gone...... Why bother, you see what I mean, right? ”
"You mean I don't want to resist direct teaching?" I said calmly: "Don't worry, I have absolutely no problem with this, I definitely can't do such a thing as unyielding heroism and righteousness when I die!" ”
Sun Bolai said frantically: "I mean let you pay attention to safety and go out less, it's best to hide in a different place and show up again for a month, don't think that you won't kill you if you teach him, when the time comes, intellectual property rights are still worth more than money many times, and arresting you to review recipes is similar to kidnapping tickets!" ”
I suddenly said: "I see, then I know that it's no wonder that the online writers are hiding deeper than the other, it turns out that this is what it means!" ”
…… I didn't tell you anything, because there was no need, you see, we started to eat at six or seven o'clock in the evening, and at four or five o'clock when the sky was hazy before we closed the stall and went to sleep, according to the fantasy way of writing, it was the darkness before dawn, at this time people were sleepy and no one had the energy to come out and toss, even if the mule king wanted to come, he couldn't hold it; Second, the place where I live is the innermost room on the entire third floor, and if you want to kill me, you first have to go through a slip of room outside, including Lolixi, Bai Jingjing, Supreme Treasure, Ximen Blowing Snow, and Little Diamond Wind...... Even the living room on the third floor slept with Li Dazui and five rats, wouldn't it be stupid Boyi if she really came in, it was better than throwing herself into the net!
And the most important point is that no matter whether it is the front hooves or the hind hooves that come to tie me, they will never guess that I will live in the barbecue stall, and they will definitely go to the staff dormitory of the Century Hotel if they ask me to wait for Uncle Wolf to click six knives, and it has nothing to do with me!
In the evening, I continued my usual work, and immediately threw myself into the enthusiastic skewers after returning from the Century Hotel, and was busy until two o'clock after greeting, at this time Xiao Gu came to tell me that the ghost buddies and ghost sisters of the world sang eight songs, please ask if you need to express your gratitude for the help of the last time, I thought about it, but I just went up and said hello and chatted with my brothers, so I went upstairs, and just said that the free order was immediately cheered and thundered, and the ghost blew ash and immediately shouted:" Then bring us three more cases of beer and two hundred skewers, and we won't get drunk! ”
I immediately patted my chest and called them up, and told me that the wine was not enough to shout again, and all the expenses today were mine......
I'm kind, how do I know that the amount of wine of the ghost brother and sister is so good, I didn't expect to be able to clean it up after four o'clock in the evening, almost all the guests in the yang world have been withdrawn, this ghost brother is drinking happily on it, I can't say, I can only call the others to rest first, leave me and Xiao Zhuanfeng to wait here, wait, wait, if you don't pay attention, it's five o'clock!
Hey, these grandsons are really drunk, can you go back when the sun comes out in another half an hour, I thought to myself that I couldn't let a few ghost buddies have an accident, so I directly took Xiao Diamond Wind up and said: "Dude, don't you want to change the day, it's five o'clock, you can't go back after half an hour!" ”
Tianxia Ba Sing was taken aback when he saw the watch, and apologized to me again and again that he was delayed, and he staggered to his feet to leave, but at this time, the ghost suddenly kept his eyes on the position of the staircase behind me and said, "Bah, why bother, big brother, when did you hire a new waiter?" ”
I turned around in my heart, but I saw two guys in black clothes and black pants standing at the door, wearing sunglasses and wearing a windbreaker, and the whole little brother sneered at me, I immediately realized that something was wrong, and then I heard them ask: "Mr. He, we meet again!" ”
"Are you two front hooves or hind feet?" I tiptoed to look behind them, but there was no one, and asked curiously, "Why didn't you mules come?" ”
Black Trench Coat No. 1 said: "You don't need him to go out, to be honest, we can already learn all of your two dishes at the level of these two dishes, and we don't need to," he paused and added: "Also, we are hind hooves, not hind wings!" ”
I was dissatisfied: "You guys don't look down on me!" Two backs, since this is the case, then I'm afraid I can't let you get your wish, and the meat ticket is also dignified! ”
Black trench coat No. 2 said: "You also think too highly of yourself, to be honest, this is not something you are willing to do I say again, hind hooves and hind hooves, this is not the same thing as hind arms!" ”
I said happily: "That's not necessarily, this matter depends on who has more people, the back, you have miscalculated this time!" ”
The black trench coat glared and said: "Your kid's mouth is quite damaged, I warn you one last time, if you don't want to be tortured piecemeal, be honest, don't give me any back arms, chef, can you tell the difference between hooves and shoulders?" He took a deep breath and gasped, "You don't give me a bluff...... Ya slowly lifted up the trench coat, revealing a black handle stuck in the waistband of his trousers, and sneered: "You try to call your waiter down, see how useful your little bit of people are!" ”
At the moment when we spoke, although the eight singers in the world did not know what the identity of the person who came, but from their tone they already knew whether they were friends or foes, plus they had just eaten my meal of white food today, and they surrounded these two grandsons without saying a word, just waiting for me to open the flat under the order, and they were ready to try, I sighed honestly and sincerely, and confessed: "You are right, I was really bluffing just now, because I don't have so many people ......"
The corners of my mouth slowly rose, and a curved smile gradually appeared, and then I continued the second half of the sentence: "Actually, there are not many people on my side, let me tell you, back wing, all the ghosts I have here are!" Little Diamond Wind immediately laughed with me, hehe, hehe......
If today's scene is made into a movie, the expressions of me and Xiao Zuanfeng will definitely be similar to the smile of the black hand hidden behind the scenes, weird and gloomy, and the sound effect is guaranteed to be creepy, the girl properly drilled into the boy's arms, and they couldn't help but feel a little stunned when they saw it, and they didn't even fight with me anymore, so they took out the gun and pointed at me and said in a trembling voice: "Boy, don't pretend, beware of me blowing you, I don't want the recipe!" ”
"There's a kind of back that you try!"
"Don't think I don't dare, we're behind...... Uh-huh, we're the hind hooves! Our hind hooves are by no means in vain! ”
"Shoot your back, don't just say you don't practice!"
"Don't push me...... We are the hind hooves! ”
I was also a little impatient after yelling a few times, so I snapped my fingers and said, "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense!" ”
It's just an instant, the world's eight singers in the room instantly revealed the missing arms and legs, the blood all over the body, the hands carrying the head, the intestines and the stomach all dripping outside the stomach, and other terrifying scenes that cannot be seen in various movies, and all of them were clustered around the two black trench coats, they were stunned at first, and then followed...... Then Shuangshuang peed his pants, and his legs were weak and he collapsed directly on the floor!
And all over the body!
Xiao Zhuanfeng rushed up to check it, and was anxious: "Hey, big brother, these two grandsons were scared out of the sheep and went crazy, they won't be the same as Ye Gucheng, they also came to touch porcelain for medical treatment, this is a big loss for us!" ”
"Huh?" I was also dumbfounded: "Mule-kun is too ruthless!" If you want to do this, I might as well give him the recipe directly, it will cost a lot of money to cure sheep epilepsy! ”
The mixed-race female anchor forgot to turn off the camera after the live broadcast, and the private life video was exposed! Please pay attention to the WeChat public account to watch online: meinvmei222 (long press for three seconds to copy)!!
"Bookmark for easy reading"