Chapter 18: Bai Suzhen
Collecting money and eliminating disasters from people, although Lao Zhao Tou was reluctant, he finally touched two hundred, and I honestly said to the woman in black after putting the money in my pocket: "I prove, he is really an old man who looks at the door, and there is nothing wrong with him except that he is cheap and smelly, and he has no other problems - you look at it, you really can't stand it, and we don't have to say anything!" ”
The woman in black glanced at him sharply, and the old man was so frightened that he urinated on the spot: "Big brother, you only accepted me two hundred......
"Two hundred is the consulting fee, only responsible for answering questions," Xiao Zhuanfeng took the lead and shouted: "As for whether people listen to the question and kill you, what does it matter to us - the marriage agency is also only responsible for introduction, so you can't just give money to marry a daughter-in-law and have children, right?" ”
Old Zhao Tou said with a sad face: "Why didn't you say it just now? I'll give you all the two hundred in my pocket......"
Ren Xiaoyan reminded him on the side: "There are a hundred in it, but we only gave it to you!" ”
"Then I'll give you a hundred too!" Lao Zhao Tou cried and cried: "If you are good, help me once, at most I will only charge five yuan next time you park......
"Hey!" We all scolded together: "You still want to ask us to save our lives for your virtue - paralysis, I will also go back today, we don't want these five yuan!" ”
We were spraying vigorously when the woman in black suddenly said coldly: "Have you finished speaking?" ”
"Right away, right away!" Old Zhao cried and said goodbye to the woman in black, and then turned his head to our broken and broken fingers, and shouted like a knife: "The last price - three yuan!" ”
"You should buy scalper tickets!" We're completely right now!
The joke is actually almost the same now, the wet crotch of Lao Zhao's pants clearly points out his prostate problem, and it is a little too cruel to a fifty or sixty-year-old man to make trouble, I was just about to speak, the woman in black suddenly raised her foot, and her toes were as fast as lightning at the back of Lao Zhao's head, and he fainted when he tilted his head, and before we could react from the stunned, the woman in black looked up at me:
"They're all dizzy, it's time to settle our business!"
The speed of the fire at the city gate and the fish in the pond was too fast, and I almost didn't react to this kind of IQ, but fortunately, my buddy's body reaction far exceeded the speed of the brain's instructions, and when she just spoke and there was no movement, a hammer jumped three meters backwards, and hurriedly waved her hand and said: "Hey, I have something to say, when will we have something?" ”
The woman in black sneered, "Don't you think there isn't? ”
"I ......"
Without waiting for me to have any chance to speak, Ren Xiaoyan instantly stood out from the crowd, her willow eyebrows rose to the top of her eyebrows, and she pointed at the woman in black and shouted: "You tell me clearly, what's going on with you two?" ”
The woman in black said blankly, "Who are you?" ”
"I'm his girlfriend," Ren Xiaoyan said with a suffocating fire: "Say, did he you or did you him?" ”
I hurriedly said, "Xiaoyan, don't listen to her nonsense, I just saw her for the first time today!" ”
After such a confession, the complexion on Ren Xiaoyan's face suddenly became much better, and she said arrogantly: "Did you hear that?" Now what else do you have to say? "That kind of face is only available in the big house to the second room in ancient times, I didn't understand what was going on at the time, and I only understood after seeing more of the world: at this moment, what I said to Ren Xiaoyan means that I am clearly on her side, so she temporarily stopped the civil war and began to go all out to the outside world, basically she has completed the work of the internal security before the outside, whether this woman is my ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend or even ex-wife, she is not afraid, because she has grasped the key point of the contradiction, simply put, I have taken it down- It's like the mother-in-law has already bought it out, do you still need to worry about marrying a daughter-in-law?
The thinking of the woman in black obviously couldn't keep up with Ren Xiaoyan's speed, she blinked, and simply said in a vernacular that everyone could understand: "I'm Bai Suzhen." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"What?" We shouted in unison, "Aren't you already cooked?" ”
"Cooked?" Bai Suzhen glanced at us strangely, and as we looked at the kitchen, she suddenly realized: "Oh, that's not me, it's just a friend of mine." ”
I was relieved: "I see, I thought it was you who made trouble, but it scared me." ”
Lori glanced at me, and seized the time to focus on the topic and said: "Then what are you doing here, and you are still beating and killing, is there anyone in the kitchen who has something to do with you?" ”
Xiao Zuanfeng hurriedly added: "The descendants are still ......" halfway through the words, she found the silence, but from the mouth shape, we all saw the word 'concubine', including Bai Suzhen, she shook her head a little lonely: "None of them." ”
"And why are you?" I don't understand this a little bit, if the descendants or friends and relatives say that you do it, I understand, but a snake that no one knows, why is she angry, looking at the fire is quite big - it can't be said that she suddenly understood the truth that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, and is ready to raise eyebrows for all snakes in the yang world to seek the same survival status as humans, right?
If this is the case, I can only pray that Zhu Bajie does not come, otherwise we will not be able to eat the back pot meat of Sichuan cuisine.
Bai Suzhen sighed faintly and said slowly: "He is a snake spirit who has been cultivating for a hundred years, and he was originally good at cultivating in the depths of the earth, but my appearance gave him a lot of pressure, so he came out to say hello to me, and his whereabouts were exposed, and when I knew that someone was chasing him, it was too late......"
"You mean he came out of the hole because of you?"
Bai Suzhen nodded sadly: "Speaking of which, the responsibility lies with me, if it weren't for me, he wouldn't have lost his life, alas, although I didn't kill Beren, but Beren died because of me...... Controller, you went to great lengths to summon me out, and I should have helped you with all reason, but I really can't stay in this kind of thing, I'm sorry! ”
I shuddered and said, "What do you mean by that?" ”
"His revenge has been avenged, then I am ready to go back," Bai Suzhen said sadly: "If you can, please give me a ride, if not, then I will find a place to cut it myself." ”
I almost didn't die in a hurry when I heard this, how could you say that it took so many Yin Virtue to find out how easily she could let her go, and now is the most critical time to fight with the Sun Squid God Brothers, and she urgently needs to join the new force, am I not busy with her leaving?
The roasting stall was at its most dangerous, and I was forced to let out a final roar: Don't go, don't go, don't go......
Just when everyone was stunned by this divine turn, I Leng Ding asked Bai Suzhen: "By the way, this snake is a male ......" Bai Suzhen frowned slightly, and I instantly changed my words: "...... Male...... It's a male, right? ”
Bai Suzhen was silent, just nodded to indicate that my guess was correct.
I then asked, "Then let me ask you, did he really just come out to say hello to you, or did he have other ideas?" ”
Bai Suzhen said confusedly: "What? ”
"Ahem, my boyfriend means that he's going to say hello to all the people who come to the site, or is it just because you're ...... Female, that's why he came out? Ren Xiaoyan didn't say anything for a long time since she made a mistake just now, and then she couldn't help but help me again: "It's all women, don't lie to us!" ”
After explaining, Bai Suzhen finally understood what I meant, and unconsciously there was a blush on her face, she was a little shy and uneasy for a long time before finally saying: "Even if it is...... Even if it's because I'm a woman...... He just came out...... But、But it's also because of me......"
Although vague and vague, I understand the meaning of Bai Suzhen's words, as I guessed, this male snake came out because he smelled the breath of Bai Suzhen's female snake, and the purpose was obviously to reproduce, but when he came out to see that the female snake's cultivation was unfathomable, it temporarily became a greeting, and as a result, his life was lost!
Based on this situation, I immediately waved my hand and said: "If that's the case, don't worry, he knows that it is now popular to eat snake soup and come out because of lust and cowardice, and he died well, this has something to do with you, and there is no need for you to blame yourself!" ”
Bai Suzhen frowned and said, "Having said that, he lost his life after all!" ”
"What's the big deal if you lose your life, it's really pitiful for those who can't die if they want to!" I crossed my fingers and began to fool her: "Look, how many people are now burdened with huge debts for their sons to marry their wives and buy houses, they don't dare to die if they want to, and they have to pay off the mortgage for their sons-and then look at the people who go out to raise a little white face, go out to sell drugs, and go out to be ducks-aren't they all for love, and the result is worse than death, in a word: they all ask for themselves, and they have no grudges with others!" ”
Ren Xiaoyan also hurriedly said: "Yes, there are people who eat bananas and eat them to death, you can't blame the banana sellers, right?" ”
"There are also those who wear high-speed in a hurry," Xiao Zhuanfeng also helped: "This has to be blamed on his own carelessness, who can blame him for not obeying the traffic rules - this has nothing to do with his purpose, he can't rely on others!" ”
Although we didn't make a mess of the horse's mouth, Bai Suzhen somehow believed it, nodded thoughtfully, and muttered, "It seems to make sense......
At this time, Brother Simon, who had been silent and waited for the bodyguard on the side, finally spoke: "If you don't meet Judge Wang of Nanjing, it's okay, it's hard to ......say when you meet him" We were so frightened by this sentence on the side that we didn't dare to move, but fortunately, Bai Suzhen didn't have any reaction when he thought of it, and we breathed a sigh of relief for a long time, and begged: "Brother Simon, you can honestly continue to pretend to be your dumb - please!" ”
Bai Suzhen's mind turned for a long time and finally figured it out, as if she was talking to herself and asking us: "Then according to what you say, he wants to ...... Want ......"
"Soak you or tease you." Ren Xiaoyan saw the stitches and sent an accurate answer.
Bai Suzhen nodded in gratitude and continued: "...... He wants to soak me out of the ground, just because his lust is blinded and he ignores the danger, what happens has nothing to do with me? ”
"A must!" We all shouted in unison, "It's just him who was careless!" ”
Bai Suzhen reluctantly said: "Although what you say makes sense, I accept it, but ah, this is still quite uncomfortable, and I always feel that he died because of me." ”
"Then you have to figure it out," I can only say: "There are not many people who have accidents in order to pick up girls, but there are a lot of accidents in order to rob girls, and many times they have nothing to do with human girls - you should learn from the human mantis, how calm the female mantis is when she bites off the head of the male mantis, this is all married and can be mouthed, this is called seeing it!" ”