We followed the navigation route towards the Banshan Water Pond, and when we bypassed a farmhouse that looked like a slaughterer, the road was gone, leaving only the trail winding towards the mountain, Ren Xiaoyan parked the car on the side of the road and studied the map for a long time, and finally said: "Just on this, it seems that the rest can only walk." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

We nodded and got out of the car, and before Ren Xiaoyan could pull out the key, we heard someone start shouting: "Hey, the car can't be parked anywhere, do you know if it's in the way - drive the car over, this is the parking lot!" ”

When I looked up, I saw a half-old man wearing a white shirt and good pants and slippers rushing over, not to mention that his whole body was dirty and sticky with some yellow stains, wearing a straw hat and holding a broken folding fan in his hand, he didn't approach, just stood at the door of the farmhouse and waved vigorously: "Do you hear, here!" ”

I stretched out my hand and gestured on the road next to the car and said, "Uncle, there are still two lanes here, don't get in the way!" ”

The old man's eyes bulged and he said, "Our village is full of big cars, and you can't pass by leaving a stone on the side of the road...... Love to move or not, anyway, don't call when the car is scraped. ”

As soon as we said this, we understood, the typical number of roads that rely on the mountains and the water, and the purpose of his threats and intimidation is only one, that is, to let us park the car in it and charge a parking fee of ten yuan and twenty yuan - but at this time, we are too lazy to talk nonsense, Ren Xiaoyan got back into the car and drove in as soon as she ignited the fire, and then put the brake off by the door, and then took out her pocket: "How much is the park?" ”

The old man opened his big mouth and showed a mouth full of yellow fangs and asked, "Do you eat?" ”

"Don't eat it." "Then twenty!" The old man took out a crumpled invoice book from his butt pocket, dipped his fingers in saliva, rubbed two from it, and handed them to Ren Xiaoyan: "Regular charges, huh." ”

Ren Xiaoyan frowned and gave him the money but didn't take the ticket: "Forget it, we won't reimburse." ”

"No reimbursement saves." The old man folded the two tickets again, folded them again and stuffed them into his butt pocket, hummed a little song and walked away, never saying a word to us again...... Simple, direct, purposeful, and quite bold and thin-skinned, although this old man is a farmhouse to watch the parking lot, but his sales skills make me refreshed and cheerful - I watched the old man return to the broken rocking chair on the side of the road outside the door and start humming, then turned his face to Ren Xiaoyan and said solemnly: "Remember what he did just now, it is too important to us!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said solemnly: "Do you want me to remember his will to sell to the end?" ”

"Uh, no," I shook my head, "I want you to remember that if you see this kind of person in the future, you won't be able to get out if you stick to it—it's so ridiculous!" ”

We are not the only group of people in the farmhouse, there are a bunch of people sitting around playing cards under the pergola not far from our parking lot, and there are sitting and chatting on the side, we and the old man just now This scene was all seen by them, and someone smiled and said a white sentence before my voice fell: "Hey, buddy, your eyes are too poisonous, Lao Zhaotou's trick is all understood by you!" ”

I waved my hand casually in response, but when my eyes fell on him, I couldn't help but be stunned - the man who spoke was wearing a vest with two bare arms, and a tattoo on his chest that looked like a double dragon playing with pearls, but on the back of the chair next to him was a piece of clothing that was not yellow or yellow, and it was covered with blood and mud!

Looking closely, although these people seem to have been washed, they have more or less left blood stains and mud marks on their bodies, as if they have just experienced a fight, and what is even more strange is that a certain person still has an armed belt on his body, and I suddenly chuckled in my heart: "They can't be the armed team we are looking for, right?" They've all come down, aren't they...... Could it be that Bai Suzhen ......"

I didn't dare to think about it, so I hurriedly rushed to the old Zhao Tou just now and asked, "Ask me something, uncle, are they the militia of the armed forces department nearby?" ”

Lao Zhao raised his eyes and squinted, and then stretched out his hand: "Give me twenty yuan and I'll tell you!" ”

"Hey, old man, you're really ......" I was discouraged halfway through the words, and honestly took out twenty yuan and handed it over: "It's a fait accompli and sigh what, it's boring to find yourself - now I can say it." ”

Lao Zhao put the money in his pocket, and said without raising his eyes: "Yes!" ”

I hurriedly said, "Then did they just catch a snake on the mountain?" ”

Lao Zhao Tou stretched out his hand again, I felt in my pocket and only grabbed Zhang Bai, and said a little hesitantly: "Eh, do you have the money to find?" ”

Seeing Qian Lao Zhaotou's eyes suddenly lit up, he sat up straight and said, "One question twenty, you give it first, and I'll look for you later, won't I?" ”

I sighed and handed a hundred to Lao Zhao's hand, and said casually: "Fortunately, you are staying here, it is terrible for you to stay in Tianfu Square, and your income is rising faster than Ma Yun!" ”

Old Zhao Tou suddenly smiled and said, "Even if it's twenty." ”

"Huh?" I was stunned: "I just asked and answered myself, and you are also a question?" ”

Old Zhao Tou smiled and said: "Oh, you're right, asking and answering yourself can't be considered my problem, just now that's it-yours is finally a problem, right?" Twenty! ”

I understood now: "Old man, what about you fishing law enforcement-you have done chengguan, right?" ”

"You guessed it - forty!"

"You're too dark...... Forget it, I'll be honest with the questions! ”

…… After being questioned by Lao Zhao Tou, I finally got on the right track, and it took two hundred to get the general idea of the whole thing from Lao Zhaotou's mouth, plus brain supplement and my own imagination, and finally restored the incident: I guessed correctly, these people are the armed department that went up the mountain to search for the giant snake, about an hour ago they found the trace of the snake in the waterhole behind the farmhouse, and everyone killed it with a burst of shotgun fire, and then brought it down and cut off the skin and threw it directly into the pot to start stewing soup, and by the way, let the boss kill an old hen - This time, Bai Suzhen is still stewed in the pot in the kitchen, and she is ripe!

I told everyone about the situation, everyone was stunned, Ren Xiaoyan Lolixi is better, Xiao Diamond Wind Simon's kind of character who is also from the legendary world reacted very much, fully expressing the sadness and sadness of the dead fox of the breeding rabbit, and it shows the great kindness and virtue of me taking them in - as long as you don't think about why you came to this world, if you understand, then I can be the culprit!

After reacting, the two of them took the lead and started to run towards the kitchen, I was stunned and immediately followed, but I didn't forget to give Lao Zhao a ruthless hair: "Old man, I can count on you, next time you have a question to ask me, I have to accept you a hundred articles!" ”

Lao Zhao didn't raise his eyes, squinted his eyes and grinned: "Young man, don't talk big, if you have the ability to let me ask you, I'll give you two hundred!" ”

"The old girl is too horizontal...... I don't dare to delay more when I don't treat people, and I can only follow the kitchen helplessly after muttering twice, as soon as I enter the door, I see everyone standing by the pot, and the giant snake that has been cut into seventy or eighty sections is rolling up and down in the pot, and there is still a snake head with a crispy mouth left in the bucket next to it, and the skin is stripped off and hung on the window eyebrows, and everyone is speechless...... It's so fragrant, it seems that this farmhouse master has good craftsmanship!

I watched for a long time and saw that no one spoke, so I could only wonder and ask Lorixi: "Eh, is my trick useful in this situation now?" ”

Lolita said helplessly: "Didn't you see it, it's all familiar, except for Uncle Wolf, I don't think there is anyone else you can save it." ”

"So what do we do now?" I said casually.

Lolita sighed: "It seems that we can only surpass her, I hope she can return to the legendary world as soon as possible......"

"Ginger, shallots, garlic?"

Lolita was stunned: "What did you say? ”

I quickly pursed out the thoughts in my heart for a while, and I was also bitter, and hurriedly said, "Uh, I asked how to exceed?" ”

Lolita took back the vicious look just now, "Although it's useless, let's buy some fragrant wax paper money, and it can be regarded as following the local customs, so as not to let people say that we don't understand, what do you think?" ”

"I think you can say anything, I don't have a problem anyway......"

When we came to the courtyard again, I was thinking about how to tell the buddies who were waiting in the courtyard to drink the dragon and phoenix soup that it was too cruel to take a meal away from someone else's mouth without any external coercion, so the price to pay must be very high, but this was what we were willing to do - of course, if it was not bought to burn paper and bury it, but another kind of superfluity mixed with ginger, shallots, garlic and chili soy sauce, I would be willing to double it!

Before I could think of what to say, I suddenly heard a scream outside the door, and Lao Zhao Tou rolled into the yard in embarrassment, followed by a tall woman in black, leather pants and leather clothes set off the lines of her body unprecedentedly graceful and graceful, as soon as she came in, she raised her eyebrows and shouted: "Snake, who killed it?" ”

This movement immediately alarmed the armed team playing cards in the courtyard, and Erlong Xizhu stood up and said in confusion: "You are from the Animal Protection Association?" ”

The woman shook her head, stared at him like water, and said, "You mean you did it?" ”

Erlong Xizhu grabbed Bai and said: "It's not the Animal Protection Association, you are making a fart, we did it, what do you want?" ”

Before the words fell, the woman in black had kicked him out as fast as lightning, kicking this guy out a few meters like flying, and the gang of people in the armed team were all blown up at this moment, and all the scum rushed up, and some of the brains were also picked up brooms or cloth and tried to use them as weapons - just in just five minutes, these people were all knocked down by the women in black, and a bunch of people lay on the ground and moaned, crying dad and calling mother almost pee their pants!

Even so, the woman in black didn't seem to be angry, looking at the remnants of the defeated soldiers all over the ground, her face was still deep, Leng Ding saw the two dragons lying not far away, and suddenly stepped forward, raised her foot and immediately pestled a five-inch high heel on the girl's nose: "Yo, you still have a tattoo of two dragons and pearls - even people like you also deserve this kind of fetish?" ”

The second dragon was so frightened that his soul was about to be lost, and he said repeatedly: "I'm not a dragon, not a dragon...... Auntie, don't make a mistake! ”

"And what are you?"

"Pippi shrimp plays basketball and has a thin ......"

The woman in black sneered: "If you want to say that, I still wronged you?" ”

"No, there is no wrong," Erlong Xizhu begged, "I just ask you to be fair, don't give me special treatment......"

Lao Zhao Tou has been hiding on the side when fighting, and at this moment, seeing that she is far away from him, he is ready to run, but as soon as he moves, he is noticed by the woman in black, and she casually kicks Erlong Xizhu to faint, and then flies up and knocks Lao Zhao Tou to the ground, making a gesture to beat ......

Lao Zhao immediately begged for mercy: "Spare your life, hero!" I'm not one of them, really! ”

"You're not? The woman in black wondered, "What evidence is there?" ”

"Uh, the evidence...... This evidence ......" Lao Zhao Tou looked around in a panic, and Leng Ding shouted at me: "You ask him, you ask him!" He knew that I was here to watch the car, not a group of them - handsome guy, you can say something! ”

The woman in black turned her face to me: "This gentleman, can you help him prove it?" ”

I mysteriously stretched out two fingers under their gaze, and said lightly: "Lao Zhao, two hundred, you said it yourself!" ”