Chapter 21: Heart Disease
When I left the village, I noticed the anomaly for the first time, and there was one more person in the car...... Uh, the old rules have changed words, and there is one more ghost!
Nie Xiaoqian was sitting in the car, Lo Lixi and Ren Xiaoyan were staying on the side like two generals, one left and one right, and I was anxious: "Oh, why did you kidnap people's wives?" β
"It has nothing to do with us, she wants to come with her," Lori said innocently, "I don't believe it, let her tell you." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
Nie Xiaoqian didn't say anything - she nodded directly.
I spread my hands at them and said, "You don't want me to have a direct conflict with the Montenegrin army, do you?" Don't forget whose territory this is! β
"So didn't we tell you to go?" Ren Xiaoyan raised her eyebrows, and said impatiently: "I don't care if the Black Mountain Army catches up again......
Before the words fell, there was already a commotion in the village, and there were only two possibilities for this level of noise at the wedding: either the runaway bride was found, or the prelude to preparing for the cave room, either of which could make us have nothing to hide immediately, and the disappearance of the bride and our departure have been invisibly linked.
I paused: "I was killed by you - go, hurry up and get in the car!" β
We got on the car in turn, and the bullet car made a tooth-aching crunch in the hands of the horse, and an arrow shot out, rushing towards the 10,000th of the city, and after the car was stable, I asked: "Miss Nie, you are a good rich ghost who doesn't go to the yang world with us, what do you think?" β
Nie Xiaoqian said: "I, I didn't think about it so much, I just think that he is not very mature and needs to be separated for a while, everyone calm down......"
"Then you can be reincarnated!" I followed the instructions: "You can't mix with usβthe sun is too dangerous, so you might as well go back to the village?" β
"If you are reincarnated, you have to drink soup, what if I forget all this?" Nie Xiaoqian shook her head resolutely: "I still think the princess is right-going to the yang world with you can not only be temporarily separated, but also learn more brain teasers and cold jokes, which is better than anything else." β
"Huh?" I was stunned: "You're just for this?" β
"That's right, Xiao Hei and I also came together because of this," Nie Xiaoqian was a little twisted: "Bad jokes are already a part of my life, what a pity if I have to forget it for so long!" β
Persuaded Nie Xiaoqian to no avail, I directly turned my eyes to Lo Lixi, glared at her directly, and said, "Auntie, can you explain, why didn't Montenegro go to my store instead of going to Xiaoqian?" β
Lolita said lightly: "I was forced to make a helpless decision." β
"What do you mean?" I was confused and said, "Is this still planned?" β
"I also saw the Montenegrin boss improvised it," Lolitanese explained: "Haven't you heard too, the Montenegrin Army is piling up new recruits' eggs now, and it is estimated that the combat effectiveness is not as good as the Little Bone Supreme Treasure, is it interesting to take it?" But fortunately, I found out the origin of the old man of Montenegro - the ancestors of Montenegro are the peach essence and willow essence of Qipanshan Mountain, and the scattered branches after being dug off by Yang Jian after the roots of the tree sprouted and opened the branches and leaves, and the willow essence turned into the ten brothers of Montenegro, as long as we can take the old man of Montenegro, it will definitely help. β
"What about the other vein?" I was surprised: "Could it be the Ten Brothers of Baishan?" β
"No," Lolita shook her head: "This vein fell in the water, and with the river all the way out of China, we don't know what it has become." β
(Here's the pit, here's the pit, I left it on purpose - guess and win!) οΌ
"I see...... I nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly reacted: "According to what you say, you want to kidnap the old man of Montenegro, what does it mean to kidnap his wife?" β
Lori Xi slightly, and asked instead of answering: "Didn't you see the Supreme Treasure and Xiao Gu?" β
I instantly understood: "They fooled you for you?" β
"Yes!" Lolita nodded, turned her face to look at the front of the car, and continued: "It's an addition." β
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It's been many hours before I rushed back to Yudu, everything went well in the restaurant, Wu Jian and Xiao Zuanfeng had already prepared all the ingredients, I thought to myself that it was about to open anyway, so I might as well take the opportunity to teach these four dishes to everyone, plus Wu Jian's 'gnawing meat' and 'who is more stupid than whom', all kinds of skewers, but also able to support the faΓ§ade, just bring an extra night to teach the four dishes and then talk.
The dish of wall grass is relatively simple, in fact, it is steamed Zhuzhu fairy grass across the water, and a piece of tofu is placed in the middle on both sides of the grass, and the cold tofu is mixed with the tenderness full of warm grass juice, which can make people instantly recall the feeling of love, just like the taste of poppies, full of endless temptations, although it is only a short-term happiness, it makes people desperate to pursue it;
Wang Ba cake is a little more difficult, the method is just like the turtle fairy said, the effect is to make the ghost grow a lot of weight in a short period of time, and then slowly decline over time, especially suitable for people who have never eaten fat in their lives, and can experience the life of a fat man after death, which is also a rare life experience;
The third dish is greedy vegetables and easy to ejaculate, you can know from the name, the biggest effect of this dish is laxative, whether you are in a hurry and frequent stool, as long as a dish goes down, it will definitely be clean, more detoxifying and nourishing than detoxification capsules, more detoxifying and nourishing than balasone - this word 'shot' has explained all the problems, needless to say.
In the end, I learned to have a wolf's heart and a dog's lungs, and I have personally experienced this dish, which can stimulate the most evil desires buried in people's hearts, and neither hypocrites nor real villains can escape the charm of this dish itself - so I set the amount of this dish, and it can only be sold every day when the horses are tossed here to patrol, and it will not be served at any other time, which can be regarded as a different way to strengthen the security force of the restaurant.
God knows what it means, whether it's because Wu Tight Xiaozhuanfeng's qualifications are too low or because the two of them only like pancakes and only like to make cured meat, anyway, they haven't mastered the essence of learning to learn, the good end of the wall grass is made into shallots mixed with tofu, the wolf's heart and dog lungs are boiled into mixed soup, and the greedy vegetables are lustful and the same as the custard buns, the only thing that is better is the Wang Ba cake, although the effect has not decreased much, but the appearance has changed, the egg has not been stirred, and I thought it was the Korean stick flag beach I was in the steamer!
Depend on! Wang Ba cake is Wang Ba cake, how can you make a Korean stick flag - isn't this a smear to Wang Ba?
I angrily arranged for them to continue to practice hard below, and I was ready to go up to rest for a while, the small restaurants in the Netherworld are just that, each with its own second floor, in the words of the horse fluttering, it is a place for everyone to sleep and rest, even I have a specially prepared one, when I heard this, I swore that I would never spend the night here, but I didn't think it would come in handy so soon.
Everyone was very tired after sitting in the car for two days, so my proposal was immediately echoed, everyone rushed up to find a room to sleep, I waited until the end to see Ren Xiaoyan come up, and was about to ask her what to do with a straight face, at this time the door on the side creaked open, Lori showed a face and beckoned, and said thoughtfully: "Xiaoyan and I should sleep together, so as not to be afraid of yourself." β
"Ouch, I was trying to come to you!" Ren Xiaoyan suddenly said happily: "I'm afraid you don't like to be with people." β
"You're welcome, this is what I should do," Lori grinned and winked at me: "I have to protect you just because of your relationship with my dad!" β
I immediately howled: "Ruoxi, don't destroy me, when did I become the king of Yama?" β
Lorixi didn't say anything, pulled Ren Xiaoyan into the house, and when I entered the door, I hurried to look at Ren Xiaoyan's face, and found that she didn't seem to take this matter too seriously, but she didn't express any disbelief - I stayed at the door for a long time and didn't dare to knock on the door, I was really sleepy, so I could only find a room to sleep in.
Damn, it's also a knife to shrink your head and stretch out your head, even if you need to explain, you have to go back and talk about it, what does it mean that I don't sleep or rest, I'm so stupid!
I don't know if it's too sleepy, according to the principle that color is empty, it's not so easy to fall asleep when sleepy to the limit, so I lay in bed for a long time and stared in a daze, vaguely feeling that countless figures were shaking in front of me and countless pictures were repeated in my mind, and I never fell asleep - half-asleep and half-awake, I suddenly heard a trivial sound, like something was being something, and I woke up suddenly!
A dark shadow had snuck in the door, tiptoeing towards me with a sharp blade in his hand, and I couldn't help but shout, "Who are you?" β
After calling it, we were both stunned - I was dazed and dazed, and it was only then that I knew that this girl must be the assassin who assassinated me, otherwise what would I do with a knife, if you want to cut a birthday cake, you have to take a cake; The grandson didn't expect me to wake up at all, and he screamed, so he was caught off guard and scared himself!
I also recognize the person, it's none other than Ouyang Feng, the West Poison!
In the next second, I originally thought that Ouyang Feng would pounce suddenly, but who knew that I heard a clicking sound, and somehow jumped in from the window, and immediately turned his back to me and blocked the front, shouting angrily: "Stop!" Don't hurt him! β
Ouyang Feng stared at me in a daze, and he didn't move, and after the person who came in shouted, he estimated that he was guarding against the other party's move, so he made a strict defensive posture, Ouyang Feng didn't come up, he didn't know what to do for a while, and he also stayed there, I could only shout while pulling the kitchen knife from the side of the bed to my hand:
"What a question! Kill him directly! β
As soon as the person thought about it, he immediately waved his hands down, and six bright long knives flashed out from his hands, which were as sharp as snow, shining with silver light, and the tiger's roar swooped down......
As soon as he moved, Ouyang Feng also moved!
The person who came stepped on the floor vibrated and the vibration passed through the floor to Ouyang Feng, who was shocked by the vibration and immediately fell to the ground......
The person who came rushed up and tried his snort, then rolled his eyelids, put away the knife, relaxed, turned to me and said, "He has a heart attack, I think he is hopeless!" β