To wait or not to wait, this is a question worth considering. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

So we thought about it, we thought about it together, and the wedding took place just as we thought about it, just as I had done so many times in the sun world - Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" was played, and the bride and groom in their white wedding dresses walked hand in hand, stepping on the red carpet all the way to the end of the hall under the gaze of everyone, standing at the statue of Jesus...... Uh, no, under the statue of Emperor Yama, staring at each other affectionately, the matchmaker wearing a big red robe with plasters on her temples stepped forward and asked dignified and solemn:

.“ Whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, would you like to be with her for the rest of your life, never leave her, and love her forever? ”

The old man of Montenegro said loudly: "I am willing." ”

The matchmaker turned to Nie Xiaoqian again:

"Whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, would you like to be with her for the rest of your life, never leave her, and love her forever?"

Nie Xiaoqian also said: "I am willing." ”

"Since you have all made a vow of love with your hearts, then—" The matchmaker took two steps away in a long voice, and shouted solemnly, "Worship heaven and earth!" ”

So the two of them knelt down gorgeously and began to kowtow to the idol of Emperor Yama......

"Second worship high hall!"

Knock again.

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

Knock again, and then the two of them stood up.

"Licheng!"

Everyone cheered and applauded together, and in the applause, the two turned to face everyone, and the matchmaker shouted again:

"Family Gifts!"

So, the two of them bowed deeply to us.

This combination of Chinese and Western weddings made me and Ren Xiaoyan stunned and eye-opening, and I said sincerely: "I have a long insight." "Yes, that's what makes it unique!" Ren Xiaoyan came back to her senses and said, "I will play like this in the future." ”

After speaking, he glanced at me, and there was a kind of kind in his eyes - like the lyrics say, it is something similar to love......

I was speechless immediately, I found that this girl's three views have been a little subversive recently, I don't know if it is a circle of people who have traveled back and forth, and often confuse reality with legends, the underworld and the yang world - it doesn't matter if the underworld comes like this, but if the emcee at the wedding in the yang world dares to say 'family answer', I guess Ya must be torn alive, even if he is wearing a chicken feather suit, he can't save him!

Again, this has to be taught!

The wedding ceremony is almost done at this point, and the rest is the speech of the bride and groom, the first to speak is Nie Xiaoqian, she stood up with two fingers to hold the microphone, with just the strength that can be pinched without falling off and not crushed, so that it is stable on the fingers, and then said:

"For today's wedding, I would like to thank CCTV, MTV, the agency, my parents, my fans, and all the people in the village who support me......"

I asked the half-cut village elder next to me suspiciously: "What other fans does she have?" ”

"That's right, they got a group of girls to sing in the village, and they all know it!" The old man said: "Otherwise, why do you think Caichen and the old man are chasing, there must be an advantage!" ”

"Combination? Yo, I didn't expect Xiaoqian to be quite trendy! I laughed and said, "Well, the combination?" ”

The old man thought for a moment and said, "It seems to be called 'shooting'." ”

I:...... The taste is quite strong! ”

The old man nodded: "I don't know if it's heavy or not, anyway, the name is this-SHE!" ”

I'm not angry......

After Nie Xiaoqian finished speaking, there was thunderous applause from the audience, and then the old man of Montenegro then stood up and spoke:

"Life is full of ups and downs, full of pressure, and some people ...... Uh, no, ghost, I always feel like a little grass, and I can't see the sun and the sky because of the big trees, and then I give up on myself, but there is no need to do this! There's a reason why the tree is tall, and you should learn it – look up at the tree, and then you'll see a monkey riding on the tree, a monkey underground, and ask how many monkeys are there? ”

All the ghosts looked at each other, and the old man added: "There is a prize for answering correctly!" ”

The audience began to have fun in a hurry, the Supreme Bao'er shouted "two" in a loud voice, Nie Xiaoqian stood beside the old man of Montenegro, and didn't know who to answer for a while-I was looking at it when Ren Xiaoyan pulled me and said in a low voice: "Your relative's child has gone up." ”

I glanced at Ren Xiaoyan's fingers, and sure enough, I found that Lo Lixi had touched the edge of the stage at some point, and was whispering something to the matchmaker - this is not a problem, the problem is that I suddenly thought of something:

Can I still let Lolita pretend to be my daughter in this situation? What will Ren Xiaoyan think, what will her parents think, what will her unlucky brother think...... I can't say it's adopted.,I've seen this story.,Some of the sling's dreams are to adopt an eight- or nine-year-old Lolita at the age of twenty and then raise ten years to get married and become a wife.,I can't do this kind of thing!

Hey, how did I ignore this?

After Lolita and the matchmaker finished speaking, the old woman, who was obviously stoned to death, twisted her body and went on stage, waving her hand at the big guy, feeling like she was igniting emotions and bursting the audience: "Everyone said, is it okay for the bride to answer this question?" ”

"Good!"

The matchmaker turned to Nie Xiaoqian: "Why don't you answer one for the bride?" ”

Nie Xiaoqian prevaricated, but she couldn't stand everyone's coaxing, so she could only reply in a joking tone: "Eight, seven on the tree and one under the tree, a total of eight." ”

The old man of Montenegro said proudly: "Wrong, two monkeys." ”

"Why?" Nie Xiaoqian didn't understand: "Isn't it seven plus one?" ”

"Seven plus one? You're still very six plus one! The old man of Montenegro said disdainfully: "Ride, ride, do you know?" The audience began to hahahaha, and he looked around everyone proudly: "Just this IQ, hahaha......"

A hint of anger flashed on Nie Xiaoqian's face, and she said loudly: "Isn't this just a brain teaser, what does it have to do with IQ!" ”

"Of course!" The Montenegrin boss didn't pay attention to the change in people's faces, and was still grinning vigorously: "If you can't answer the brain teaser, it means that the IQ is not good, right, everyone?" ”

The audience was happy again, and Nie Xiaoqian was unconvinced: "Then I'll test you!" ”

"Coming back? Hehe, this is my forte," said the Montenegrin elder, "Let the horses come!" ”

"Listen to the question: If the heart exchange operation failed, and the doctor asked the patient who was about to die of breath if he had any last words to explain, what do you think he would say?"

The old man of Montenegro was at a loss, and speculated: "You killed me?" ”

"It's not—you don't understand my heart!" Nie Xiaoqian said disdainfully: "You're not very good!" ”

"I'm a brain teaser expert, and you're provoking me?" The old man of Montenegro said angrily: "Listen to the question: What is the similarity between what two women say and a thousand ducks? ”

Nie Xiaoqian: "...... What does this mean?! ”

"They're all nonsense!" The old man of Montenegro said: "You are still not as good as me......"

"Listen: What was the first thing Santa Claus put in his socks on Christmas Eve?"

Montenegrin Boss: "...... Candy? ”

"Wrong, it's the feet!"

…… We enjoyed a unique wedding brain teaser contest - the old man of Montenegro asked questions, Nie Xiaoqian answered, and scored. The Montenegrin boss asked, and Nie Xiaoqian replied, losing points. The two of you chase each other and don't give in, the battle is deadlocked, no one can completely defeat the opponent, but no one loses a lot......

The crowd of onlookers, including us, applauded, although they both looked bad, they were still coaxing - Lolita gave people a little bit of yin virtue one by one, no other requirements, just shouted that everyone's applause and coaxing were a little warmer, a little louder!

In the end, the old man of Montenegro angrily ripped off his tie and threw it to the ground, full of resentment, so he could only shout at Nie Xiaoqian: "You don't know how to save some face for your husband on the wedding day, are you such a daughter-in-law?" ”

Nie Xiaoqian sneered: "Didn't you say that this represents IQ, if I don't win, you will be very face-saving." ”

The old man of Montenegro was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "Are you saying that my IQ is not as high as yours?" ”

"Yes, just because you got this thing out at your wedding, I knew you didn't have an IQ!" Nie Xiaoqian turned around and entered the house, and coldly threw down a sentence: "Let's be calm and calm down after being separated for a while!" ”

Now it's Montenegro's turn to be confused.

The scene was embarrassing, Nie Xiaoqian's parents could only beckon everyone to go out to the table, and we also walked out - Lolita came over and called Ren Xiaoyan: "Let's see the bride, you accompany me." Xiao Gu stood on the side with a grin, it seemed that she also had a part in this matter, and what she was going to do had already been said.

I wondered, "What's there to see?" ”

"You know what?" Lolita didn't explain to me at all, Ren Xiaoyan also followed as if she understood something, only I accompanied Ma Fluttering, Supreme Treasure, and Ximen Blowing Snow to the outside - Brother Fluttering told me: "This is different from the restaurants in our capital city, they are all ingots candles, you want to eat as you like, I reminded you anyway." ”

Except for Ma Pu Teng, none of the people in the group were from the Netherworld, so none of us dared to eat and could only sit dry, and the Supreme Treasure couldn't stay still for two minutes: "I'll go talk to that buddy." "After that, he left.

After a while, Xiao Gu silently showed his face in the corner of the room, beckoning, and we pretended to walk over to meet her casually: "What are you doing?" ”

"The princess told us to go," Xiao Gu whispered, "She and Xiaoyan have already gone to the entrance of the village in advance." ”

"That's good-" I thought about it as I was talking: "By the way, the Supreme Treasure went to find the old man of Montenegro, I'll call you?" ”

Xiao Gu thought for a while: "I'll go, and you can leave me alone and go back later." ”

"And how are you coming back?" I wondered, "What can't wait for anyone?" ”

Xiao Gu smiled shyly: "Anyway, you can't wait, you'll know when you go - I'm actually quite used to the Netherworld, it's almost like going back to my mother's house, you really don't have to worry about me." ”

"Oh, yes!" I figured it out for a moment: "You often go home to see it!" ”