The current situation is very chaotic, and my immunity has been greatly improved after I mixed in the legendary world, but the situation in front of me still can't be explained - Ning Caichen, Nie Xiaoqian, the old demon of the Black Mountain and the like, aren't they characters in the legendary world, why are you here to have fun, this is too unreasonable, right?

I told Lo Lixi about my doubts, but she interrupted me straight before I could say a few words: "I don't know, you wait." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I hurriedly said, "What are you waiting for, didn't you see that it was going to be on the ground soon?" If you don't give me a guide, how can I face the Montenegrin army, I can't fight first, right? ”

"Then you don't care," Lolita said lightly, "Wait for them to eat the dog first and then clean up the mess." ”

"Well, that's a good note......" I glanced at Ren Xiaoyan secretly, and said, "Then what if she has to go to me?" ”

"No, no." Lori said simply and rudely: "Why bother, I can say it in the book - my wife has a lot of things to clean up, if she scolds you, it would be good, really." ”

I was startled: "Who taught you this?" Ruoxi, you have heard of the survival of the fittest, those who dare to beat their wives have become extinct, modern people are afraid of their wives in their bones, this is nature, you must not be led astray! ”

Ruoxi blinked his eyes and said suddenly: "So that's the case, no wonder Kong Fatzi has a strange expression when he speaks, I didn't think there are these unknown secrets in it." ”

"Hey, it's this old boy!" I said, "That's simpler—it's 100% nonsense!" ”

"Okay, I know what you mean," Lolita waved her hand to reassure me: "I've already sent WeChat to Aunt Hei, and there will be a reply in a while, you drag it first." ”

I frowned and said, "If you can't put it off?" ”

"Uh, then you can look at it then," Lori said: "As long as things are wrong, how about you pretend to be faint immediately, she can't faint and wake you up, right?" ”

I raised my eyebrows and said happily, "That's a good idea!" As I spoke, I glanced at Ning Caichen, who was sitting in the back row full of concerns, and really took a closer look for the first time.

To be honest, Ning Caichen's appearance is still very good, he is one meter eight tall and weighs one hundred and eighteen, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, thick shoulders and broad shoulders, a full beard and bright eyes, quite the style of a hero in a novel, but unfortunately this is all an appearance - not only does Ya have no kung fu to say that he doesn't even have the strength to do it, but he is completely fancy Yang Lianting, and his good skin is wasted.

In silence, we walked around the unknown woods full of ghosts, and suddenly a village appeared in front of us, countless ghost fires burned in the village, illuminating this small village as if it were day, coupled with colorful flags and flags, the whole scene was full of joy.

Ning Caichen looked at it a few times in shock, and then shouted: "It's not good, someone is married!" ”

"If you get married, you will get married, what do you have to ......" I immediately reacted halfway through the words, and exclaimed: "Could it be that the old man of Montenegro is here?" "Definitely, definitely!" Ning Caichen was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot: "Hurry up, Brother Ma, hurry up!" ”

The horse fluttered and stepped on the accelerator, and in the blink of an eye, it had reached the head of the village, and Ning Caichen had already jumped down in the sound of braking, and rushed in with great strides - we could only get off the car in a hurry and wanted to rush inside, and as soon as we raised our legs, Supreme Treasure complained: "Running again?" ”

When I thought about it, I was right: "It makes sense, what are we anxious about!" ”

Supreme Treasure he: "I haven't run since the last time I ran behind the butt of Chun Thirty Niang Ma for a day, I've run enough, and even now after the transformation, I'm just pacing-" He said while glancing at the white bones beside him: "Otherwise, who can catch me!" ”

I casually joked: "Don't talk too much, you must know that there are many people stealing dogs now!" ”

Supreme Treasure rolled his eyes and ignored me, and then walked forward beside Bai Xiaogu.

Walking side by side with him and mentioning the past, Bai Xiaogu smiled very sweetly, and his face was a little red with shame, looking at their happiness, I was also happy in my heart, and when I was looking at it, my hand suddenly warmed, Ren Xiaoyan had already reached out and interlocked my fingers, and the two hands were tightly pulled together.

Excitement suddenly flooded from my heart: Sure enough, she is worthy of being a woman in the new era, and these things are too common, you see, they will hold hands with me silently, and if this momentum continues, it is estimated that the next step is just around the corner - this day is whatever you think, I think differently from you anyway......

Then I felt that Ren Xiaoyan's whole body leaned over, and her voice was still a little trembling: "Why bother, what is this?" ”

"Where?"

When we looked up, we were now walking on the country road in the middle of the village, and there were faint horrors in the corners and windows of the roofs on both sides, some of them were bleeding profusely, some of them were missing arms and legs, some of them had knives in the middle of their heads, and some of them were fried crispy on the outside and tender on the inside...... There are tragically dying wandering ghosts everywhere, which is also the main reason why Ren Xiaoyan caught me!

Uh, no wonder I feel like my palms are sweaty......

Damn, you dare to scare my girlfriend, really when the princess next to me eats dry rice?

I was so angry that I immediately rushed to the outside, and shouted directly around: "We are here to eat and drink, what do you mean, is this the hospitality of your village?" ”

"It's a guest!" The surrounding ghosts appeared instantly, patting their chests one by one, and patting their heads without breasts, and they all said happily: "We thought you were evil ghosts!" ”

The door of the next room suddenly opened, and the car came out of it - the trailer was the lower body of the person's legs and waist, the tow bar was directly tied to the belt, and a two-wheeled car was dragged behind, and an old ghost with a white beard and white eyebrows on the upper half of the car sat over, and came over to welcome: "I'm sorry everyone, I saw that you came with Caichen, and I thought it was his evil ghost friends from the outside, so everyone hid." ”

Damn, I'm talking about your looks, and what you're telling me is why you're hiding, this is really a chicken and a duck - but before I could continue, Ren Xiaoyan's burning gossip heart had overcome fear, and she asked the old ghost curiously: "Ah, aren't Cai Chen and Xiao Qian in love with each other and taken away by the old man of Montenegro?" ”

The old ghost said disdainfully: "We advocate free love, do you think it is still the words of parents in feudal society?" The young man of Montenegro is a rich second generation, the family is rich and handsome, and he naturally teases the girl, Cai Chen thinks that he can naturally hold the beauty by relying on the previous marriage contract, which is too unreasonable! ”

"No, it won't!" Ren Xiaoyan shouted: "This is too unreasonable!" ”

"Girl, you must not be superstitious," the old ghost taught: "Practice is the only criterion for testing all truths, and it is the mule that is drawn by a horse for a walk, and you can't think that he is a good person just because he is handsome, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was stunned and said, "Uh, you said Ning Caichen is handsome? ”

The old ghost nodded: "Yes, there are no holes in the body with complete facial features, isn't this handsome?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said helplessly: "Your standards are too low - uncle, don't worry, I really won't think he's handsome because of this......"

After a short exchange, we walked towards the village under the leadership of the old ghost, and not long away we saw a bustling group of ghosts, big ghosts, small ghosts, headless ghosts, hanging ghosts, drowning ghosts, countless ghosts, all crowded at the door to watch the excitement, from time to time there were one or two roars or scoldings, seeing the village elders and ghosts with strange ghosts, they automatically dodged a way, so we passed through it and entered the house......

When Ren Xiaoyan and I went in hand in hand, I asked her by the way: "This time it's exciting, isn't it more fun than fighting?" ”

"It's really exciting," Ren Xiaoyan leaned me with palpitations, and whispered: "With this experience, I guess I'm not afraid to walk alone at night, it's just ......"

"What else are you afraid of?" I wondered: "Something to do with ghosts?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan nodded embarrassedly: "I'm still a little bottomless when I go to the toilet alone at night, and I always feel like I'm going to meet a ghost." ”

"Don't worry!" I explained to her sincerely: "Ghosts are also disciplined, do you think that ghost will hide in the toilet in the middle of the night and wait to pick your chrysanthemum, you are afraid that they are disgusting - if you don't believe me, I will immediately find you two to ask, see if it is right!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan blushed and began to pinch me: "Let you talk nonsense......"

As we spoke, we had entered the house, and the first thing we saw was a fiery happy word, and on the chair next to him sat a middle-aged ghost in new clothes, although his face was rubbed with thick powder, he couldn't hide the blood that flowed down from his head at any time, and his legs and feet were bent very strangely, it should be Nie Xiaoqian's parents who died tragically in a car accident; There was a tall young man standing on the side, with clear eyebrows and beautiful lips and white teeth, arguing loudly with Ning Caichen about something:

“…… What age is it now? The marriage contract doesn't work, buddy, if you want to marry Xiaoqian, then you have to ask her if you want to, you can't just take the girl home based on your wishful thinking, right? ”

Ning Caichen said angrily: "But this is what we said, when I get together enough money to give a bride price, I will marry Xiaoqian to me - you are breaking the contract, you are not keeping your promise!" The last two sentences were said to Xiaoqian's parents.

Xiao Qian's father spread his hands helplessly: "Although what you said is true, you have also delayed it for too long, right?" Cai Chen, it's been almost 300 years since you promised, even if you become a robber, you should have robbed enough money, right? ”

Ning Caichen blushed and said loudly: "What can I do if the business is not good?" ”

"Then you can't let us wait forever, Caichen, Xiaoqian has always been a girl, do you think it's really good to stay at home as a leftover girl?" Xiaoqian's mother also said: "If it weren't for the appearance of the Black Mountain Son, maybe we wouldn't have been able to wait for the day when Xiaoqian got married in this life!" ”

"You ......"

"We are also ghosts, and we also want to be reincarnated," Xiaoqian's father continued the topic: "And Xiaoqian also said that she is willing to marry the son of Montenegro, we really didn't force her!" ”