The mammoth version of Nie Xiaoqian appeared, and the first thing that was crazy about it was not us, but Ning Caichen, who was crazy about Yi Qian-he was originally sitting on the ground, but he pounced on the feet of the person with a fierce upside down, and began to howl while holding Xiao Qian's bucket-thick Qianqian jade feet: "Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian, why are you Xiao Qian, you can't do without me, wow, wow, wow, ......."

The tone is exactly the same as Tang Bohu's crying Xiaoqiang in Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance!

Nie Xiaoqian glared at the big eyes like copper bells with contempt, and sighed: "Ning Caichen, do you know why I don't want to wait for you?" ”

"Yes, don't you love me anymore?" Ning Caichen raised his teary eyes and glanced at them, wiping his snot: "Or do you want to marry him just for money?" ”

Nie Xiaoqian said helplessly: "I want to say that the relationship is broken, do you believe it?" ”

"If you don't believe it, you don't believe it!" Ning Caichen shook his head desperately: "I believe you are not a shallow person. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Nie Xiaoqian nodded: "You're right, there really is no such thing as a relationship breakdown between us, but the key is - I have never loved you, how can you tell me to marry you?" ”

"Haven't you loved?" Ning Caichen was instantly thundered by this sentence, and after being stunned, he continued to shake his head: "This doesn't make sense, why didn't you love me?" ”

Nie Xiaoqian snorted: "I don't think it makes sense, why do you think I should fall in love with you?" ”

Ning Caichen's eyes flashed and said, "Isn't it manly that I usually act?" ”

"You call misconduct in public," Nie Xiaoqian pouted: "It's also that there are no Hong Kong police in our village, otherwise we would have arrested you a long time ago." ”

"Then, I have a lot of friends, and I respond to every call......"

"Illegal assembly and trespassing on private forbidden places, you are quite proud?" Nie Xiaoqian was disdainful again.

"Then I'm handsome, right?" Seeing that his two advantages were completely refuted, Ning Caichen's advantages were not accurate, so he simply howled: "You are blind, I don't like handsome guys and like a sissy, I really don't know what you think!" As he spoke, he began to look at us, his eyes were eager to ask us for help, as if he was waiting for strong foreign aid to join, and he cursed and wrote to fight a bloody way for him!

It's just that he didn't dare to talk to anyone, and everyone was still whispering left and right, and the general content was the same meaning:

"Look, it's finally broken!"

Nie Xiaoqian explained that she seemed to have lost her patience for a long time, and simply pointed at me: "Handsome, handsome!" Are you going to be half as handsome as he is? ”

I suddenly felt innocent: "Hey, why did you get involved with me?" But the next second I nodded, "But this is quite reasonable, I can guarantee that Miss Xiaoqian's aesthetics are absolutely fine, very good!" ”

The others coughed and coughed together, holding back and twisting their faces to the side, but Ren Xiaoyan smiled bitterly and said to Nie Xiaoqian: "Although I am his girlfriend, but from a fair and just standpoint, I still have to ask: When did you become blind?" ”

Ning Caichen glanced at me timidly, and the memory of the robbery prompted him not to dare to make a mistake with me, so he turned his eyes to the old man of Montenegro who was standing next to him, and resolutely said, "I'm always better looking than him, right?" ”

The melon-eating crowd coughed again, and then turned their faces back again......

The old man of Montenegro was ignored for a long time and was a little depressed, and when he heard this, he finally found the words of the stubble, and said angrily: "I have seen a lot of shameless, but I can be shameless and become a model for the first time, and what do you want to do if you say this?" ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, I knew that something bad was going to happen - the whole thing was originally made by Ya, but Ning Caichen bore the brunt of Xiaoqian, after some answers, the feelings were sublimated to the top, and the contradictions and conflicts were about to come out, at this time he actually dared to open his mouth - Ya's IQ was also a stick, and he had no eyesight!

Ning Caichen screamed, and rushed to him in a daze, tears and snot flowed while his hands were zombie hugs, and his mouth shouted: "I fought with you, Xiaoqian doesn't want me, I don't want to live......"

The crowd of onlookers, including us, was anxious, "If you have something to say, don't-"

Before the words fell, Nie Xiaoqian suddenly stepped forward, reached out and grabbed the back of Ning Caichen's neck and grabbed him, without bending his waist and legs, he shouted in his mouth, and threw him out of the window with both hands just up, and disappeared without a trace in the darkness in an instant, and waited for a moment before he heard a scream from a distance: "I will come back!" ”

We pouted together: "Phew, you think you're a gray wolf?" ”

The facts are now very clear, the marriage between the old man of Montenegro and Nie Xiaoqian is reasonable and legal, and it completely conforms to the line of free love in today's society, with the blessing of parents and zero dowry with high dowry, and there is no sign of forced buying and selling or arranged marriage - the whole thing is put aside in modern times, that is, the process of the ex-boyfriend maliciously disrupting the bride's wedding and finally humiliating himself!

After a while, the Nie family began to beckon people to clean up the house again, and the old man of Montenegro sat and watched Nie Xiaoqian re-tidy up with the help of the two female ghosts, at this time Lolita called me: "Aunt Hei called me back over there." ”

"How?" After some tossing just now, I have long forgotten about the encounter with Ning Caichen Nie Xiaoqian in reality, and I only remembered when I mentioned it: "Did we go the wrong way into the legendary world?" ”

Lolita glanced at me: "What do you think, you think the legendary world is so easy to enter?" ”

"Uh, didn't I go in last time?" I scratched my head: "I don't think it's amazing, do you?" ”

"Last time? Last time you were because you had a bomb, you know, the huge energy generated by the bomb distorted space, plus you just triggered the ability to travel through the legendary world, according to Einstein's energy equal to the mass multiplied by the speed of light, the Dabo ......"

"What is Dubbbo?"

"Square, you don't understand English?"

"Uh, you go ahead ......" I leaned into the ear of Ren Xiaoyan, who was equally dazed as me: "Do you know what this thing is?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan is simple and direct: "I study liberal arts. With that, he turned around and watched them pack their things......

Lori cleared her throat and continued: "The conversion and conservation of quantities are the most basic laws in the process of motion of the object system. Normally, the conservation of mass is the conservation of rest mass at low speed, and at high speed, the rest mass and moving mass are converted into each other, and the total mass is still conserved. For example, in the phenomenon of electron photon clusters......"

(88 words above hydrology, oh yes!) -- Explain the hydrological 25 words, continue oh yes! ）

I listened carefully to what Lolita said for a long time and didn't hear a reason, so I could only honestly confess: "You just give me a happy word - we are still in reality and have not entered the legend, right?" ”

"That's what it means," Lolita nodded, "It's always there." ”

"Then they ......," I nodded to the side, "also real people?" ”

"Yes, this is what Aunt Hei told me - there are many characters in the real world, who are spread after death or by novels, and as a result, they become legends in people's hearts, such as Guan Erye, Dou E, Meng Jiangnu, etc., etc., etc......., etc., etc."

"Isn't Second Master Guan a god?" I suddenly became interested: "Then you mean to say that our Guan Er Ye here is a god, but if you want to enter the legendary world and meet Guan Er Ye, it will still be the same?" ”

Lolixi nodded: "Yes, if you want to enter the legendary Three Kingdoms world, you will definitely be able to meet the ordinary version of Guan Erye." ”

I suddenly realized: "Some people who have been engaged in a long time are originally in the real society, and they may not be from the legendary world?" ”

"You can say that."

"And what about the grandchildren last time?" I crossed my fingers and began to count: "The three brothers of the little dog, Shen Gong Leopard, Scorpion Essence and West Poison...... Where did they come from? ”

Lori squinted at me, "Do you think I'll know?" ”

"What then?"

"I don't know," Lolita waved her hand: "One step at a time, but it doesn't matter, no matter where they come from, they are our enemies, won't they all end up dying?" ”

I sighed and said, "That's the only way to do it." Then I understand, they-" I glanced at the Black Mountain Elder and Nie Xiaoqian and the others on the side: "This one originally existed in reality, and later it became a legend when it was written into a book." ”

Lori smiled: "That's what it means - okay, hurry up and get down to business, you go and ask that kid what to do if he asks the mercenaries, are you waiting for him to take the bride back to the mountain or find someone to take us up?" ”

"That's fine."

At this time, the wedding venue was almost cleaned up, the messy things were back in place, the parents of the Nie family sat on the main seat and began to sort out their clothes, and the old man of Montenegro also stood up......

I took advantage of the fact that there was still some time to come over first, and greeted him with a smile: "Dude, your wife is quite a tiger!" ”

As the saying goes, don't stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, although we came with Ning Caichen, but we didn't help and didn't disrupt the situation, and we were a melon-eating crowd in a proper manner, and the old man of Montenegro couldn't help but give face, so he nodded slightly and said: "It's okay, everyone eats and drinks well, I won't greet you if you're too busy......"

"We'll do it ourselves, don't worry," I didn't move at all, and then looked into the inner room again, pretending to sigh: "I have eyesight!" Really, buddy, you are too eye-catching, and the ability to pick a wife is beyond the reach of brothers......"

The old man of Montenegro interrupted me directly: "What are you looking for me, tell me." ”

"You see that?" I wondered, "Are we acting so obvious?" ”

"What do you say?" The old man of Montenegro rushed to look inside, and said happily: "Talk about business or ask us for help and say directly, I will listen to it while I have some time in front of the worship hall, so as not to disturb you like an old fly - when who doesn't know!" ”

I said simply, "We're here to hire people." "Look, it's simple, it includes all the information in one sentence.

Of course, the answer of the old man in the black is also very simple: "No one, you can go." ”

Me: "...... Didn't you say that you were mercenaries, why didn't there be anybody? ”

The old man of Montenegro sighed and said: "The main thing is that some time ago, the new regulations were implemented, and every time you go out, you must have members under the age of 23 to participate, no matter what, at least bring a couple, the purpose is to train the newcomers, and the result is that the boat capsized - now the veterans on the mountain are either dead or injured, and the best situation is also undergoing psychological counseling, where do you say I will find someone for you?" ”

My eyes suddenly straightened: "Damn, who supported this trick?" ”

"A newcomer, it seems...... Where are the officials ......?"

I stomped my foot and said, "Needless to say, this is sure the Football Association - no one is so bad except them!" ”