Chapter Twenty-Seven: There Was a Girl in the Village Named Xiao Gu

I went back to the house and sat for a while, and saw that the time was almost up to cook, and as soon as I arrived in the corridor, I saw Lori coming out of the toilet with a toothbrush in her mouth, and when she saw me, she said: "Rest, this meal is mine and Xiao Drillfeng at noon." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½β€

I wondered, "Are you two okay?" It's not going to be a barbecue to fool the uncle and aunt, right? ”

Lolita took a towel on her shoulder and wiped her mouth: "It's hot at noon today, the leftovers that Aunt Li brought back yesterday are simple, me and Xiao Zuanfeng must be fine, you better hurry up and get the matter of recruiting and summoning people is the right way!" ”

"You're busy, you're busy...... By the way, I have a question for you. ”

I told me about the situation on my body just now, but I didn't expect Lori's eyes to widen suddenly, and I was surprised: "No, you woke up so soon?" ”

"What awakening, you?" I was startled: "Could it be that Aunt Hei is no longer a matter of the system?" ”

At the beginning, I thought that this thing had something to do with the underworld, you see, after taking Aunt Hei's medicine, she was first able to enter and exit the underworld freely, and then she was in the alley, and I didn't believe it at all if I wanted to say that this matter had nothing to do with her - her credibility was about to fall to the bottom to catch up with the financial statements of the highway that was losing money every year!

Lori said vaguely: "It has nothing to do with these, it's your own thing-let's put it this way, you also had outstanding times in your previous dozens of lives, and Aunt Hei's medicine woke up your ability in your previous life by the way, not to mention the charcoal in the snow, but also to add bricks and tiles!" ”

"My own?" I was overjoyed: "It can't be three moles, right?" ”

Lori shook her head blankly, I saw that she didn't understand this stalk and immediately changed her words: "Uh, then can I fight ten from now on?" "I've always envied Ip Man's demeanor of beating ten, and when I watched "Kung Fu" later, I was even more eager to see it, and I counted the villains, but it was just ...... The stars in the sky are shining, and they are too many to count!

"It's not possible to fight ten, and besides, it's not a trick to beat people!" Lolita explained: "Your method is called having eyes without pigs, and it is the stunt of the legendary God of Food!" ”

There are eyes without pigs: magic skills, there is no whole picture of the ingredients in the eyes of the user, only the bones, muscles, blood vessels, muscles and bones of the ingredients, etc., and at the same time, you can also see the essence of the ingredients, just like opening a high-definition anatomical analyzer, no matter how big or small, in short, you can only see pork and not pigs...... In a sentence that everyone can understand, that is-

Give me a pair of discerning eyes, let me see this distraction clearly, clearly, clearly, and truly!

I grumbled in my heart, and then I couldn't hit the words that seemed to sigh with emotion: "It's too fast, right?" ”

Lori smiled and groaned: "It's not happy, Spider-Man can sneeze from his wrist in one night if he is bitten, you have twelve more hours!" ”

She took Xiao Drillfeng down to hot the leftovers, and I didn't feel sleepy, so I simply turned on the system and summoned the spare subordinates, and in an instant, the system put a piece of information in front of my eyes:

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Name: Wu Dalang;

Category: B;

Ability: Knife Skill: C; Hot Cooking C; Cold cooking C; Miscellaneous Cooking A; Speed B; Power B; Eyesight C; Technique B; Knowledge B; Perception B;

Acceptance probability: 70%;

Appearance time: within 3 days;

Special Abilities: None;

Monthly Cost: 1000;

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I won't say much about Wu Dalang, but anyone who is literate and reads knows him, and seeing that it is him, I immediately came up with the idea of adding snacks to the barbecue stall - the person is Indian flying cakes, I am the Song Dynasty cooking cake, see who can compare with whom!

Don't watch ads, watch the results!

After waiting for a while to see that no one came, I glanced at the system for three days, and I didn't wait much, and I turned my mind to call the second place...... The black and white changes in front of me trembled and shook as if 10,000 pandas ran by, and then a name appeared, but I was so frightened by this name that I sat on the floor!

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Name: Supreme Treasure;

Category: B;

Ability: Knife Skill: D; Hot Cooking B; Cold cooked D; Miscellaneous cooking B; Speed B; Power C; Eyesight C; Technique B; Knowledge A; Perception A;

Acceptance probability: 70%;

Time of appearance: within 7 days;

Special Skills: Evolve;

Monthly Cost: 1000;

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I know two Supreme Treasures, one is the one that everyone knows, and the other is which one everyone doesn't know, the former can step on the seven-colored clouds to save Zixia, and the latter is already in the "Great Joy of Heaven" soul is scattered - I don't ask who is coming, I don't ask who is coming, I know it personally!

But your uncle, what does this evolution mean?

I was dumbfounded for a moment, and then I went to the nursing home!

…… Before I could go downstairs, the first job call was already ringing in my pocket, followed one after another, and the slap-sized job advertisements achieved the effect of the large electronic screen of the skyscraper in the city center, among which there were many students who were ready to fish in troubled waters, but more of them were graduates with college diplomas, and I had tears in my pockets before the phone came - I lost it! Wages are high!

In the face of such a situation, I don't care what the Supreme Treasure is about.,I discussed it with a complete foursome.,Lolita immediately arranged the time to half past two in the afternoon.,Prepare for an interview after all the preparations.,The location is in our lobby.,Not to mention that if you pick one, you have to choose carefully, right?

She took this book and listed the conditions for selecting people, good health, neat hands and feet, articulate language, good facial features, and no bad habits...... There are ten of them, and the minimum requirements are proposed:

"We must select layer by layer to meet at least eight before we can use it!"

Speaking of which, I casually told Ren Xiaoyan's request, and Lolita didn't have a little stumble there to answer - two or three wall grasses are not a problem for her at all, as long as she finds out why the taste is different, she can give it away immediately, even if it is to pay off the personal debt, it will also save her trouble coming to me.

I heard that there was an interview in the afternoon, everyone was very excited, Xiaoqing, they sent the new goods they bought and were quickly sliced by us and waited for the string of signs, by the way, there were dozens of pounds of pork cabbage and rice and white noodles that were sent to the nursing home, I didn't want to string the lots, so I simply dragged a three-wheel to send things in.

When I entered the hospital, I saw Uncle Zhang wearing a robe, holding Superman Seaman's sword, circling around the courtyard, and a fire was burning in the middle basin, chattering as if he was reading someone's name; The old man on the side stood honestly, and one of them was still carrying a bottle of Lao Baigan, and he was shouting and pleading to admit his mistakes, but Uncle Zhang was unmoved, throwing a piece of paper around twice, and stomping his feet around twice, but he looked like a big god......

I didn't dare to make a noise, so I honestly put aside the unloading and moved to the kitchen, and saw what the old man was doing while moving.

The more Uncle Zhang circled the old man's face, the more ugly he became, and the more he chattered, the more nervous the old man became, and I came out after two more trips, and I saw a bald old man throwing the wine bottle to the ground and said loudly: "Xiao Zhang, you won, I admit my mistake!" I promise not to drink secretly again! ”

Uncle Zhang stopped and squinted at the other two old men: "What about them?" ”

"Iβ€”We agree!" The other two old men also hurriedly threw away the wine bottles, and one of them also saluted the elbow of the Young Pioneers: "Don't drink it anymore!" ”

Uncle Zhang took the Heman sword off the top of his head and asked suspiciously, "Really?" ”

"Really!" The old man said in unison, looking resolute: "You just accept the supernatural powers!" ”

I watched it really interesting, and I couldn't help but say to myself, "Hey, what is Uncle Zhang doing here?!" ”

A voice came out next to him: "The old man is disobedient, he steals wine and drinks at night, doesn't Xiao Zhang scare them?" ”

I stared intently at the middle and waited for the follow-up, and said casually: "How to scare?" Legend has it that draw a circle and curse you? ”

The voice continued: "Xiao Zhang said please parents! ”

Me: "......"

I really didn't see it, Uncle Zhang still has such a ruthless trick? He also got his hands on it!

As soon as I turned my head, I saw the smiling face of the cheap old mother on the side, her eyes were full of shrewdness, and she was immediately overjoyed: "Hey Mom, you know better than me............ Don't you have Alzheimer's anymore? ”

The old lady snorted: "Old fool is old fool, stupid is stupid, you must not mix it up!" ”

Hey, I really can't refute that, don't say it, it's quite reasonable!

After a pause, the old lady added: "I didn't find out, even if I invite my parents, Xiao Zhang, I have to discuss with King Yama, how can I come up by calling someone's name directly-the visa hasn't been processed yet!" ”

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I put all the things into the kitchen, and the old lady had a good time, and went to the house to help her put the swaying bed legs with bricks and pads, at this time Ren Xiaoyan's phone came, saying that she was going to send fat pig yellow to bring some people to help at night, to survive this transition period of recruitment, and I immediately told her about the spices under the great joy, and everyone was happy today.

When I went back, the interview was ready, two long tables facing the door, and four chairs were placed in the center and behind them, but the faces were all facing back, and there were four folded pieces of cardboard on the table, on which were written crookedly; There was a lot of noise outside, and someone had already seen it along the window, and they were talking about it: "Isn't this a job?" Why did you get the audition? ”

Before starting, Lolita reminded me: "When you hear someone introduce you, turn around and turn around, you know?" The legs of your chair are a little loose, don't turn on one leg, turn yourself to support yourself! ”

I sighed, "It's a shame we don't broadcast live......"

They ignored me, and they each sat upright, I could only sit with my clothes on my back, Lo Lixi glanced at the notebook in her hand, and said loudly: "No. 1." ”

"It's me, it's me!"

I secretly looked back from the edge of the chair, and it was a very beautiful girl who came in, tall, long-legged, long-haired, shawl, full of perfume smell in the room, and her appearance belonged to the kind of master who could attract a large number of onlookers even if she threw the car show tightly - I turned around and looked at everyone a few times, and sighed: "What a down-to-earth girl, so beautiful and willing to come to work in a stall!" ”

Lori ignored me, and said with a pleasant face behind her back: "Introduce yourself!" ”

"What to introduce, it's simple, I'll do what you tell me to do!" The girl said in a row: "Let's say it, I'm going to participate in the talent show, and my sister said that if the nursing home is a volunteer, it will give me extra points, so I'm here - don't worry, you will be good!" ”

The pungent fragrance came behind me immediately, and then I heard the girl lower her throat and laugh behind her back: "How is it, handsome guy?" ”

We looked at each other and didn't know why, and in the end, Lolita was the first to react: "Uh, we're recruiting people from a baking stall, not a nursing home looking for volunteers......"

The girl's voice suddenly froze: "Then what are you doing under the sign of the nursing home?" ”

The six eyes of the servant immediately glanced at me, and I wiped my sweat and explained, "Can you see clearly?" Even if there is a small advertisement on the wall of the city government, you can't go in and go to them to get a permit! ”

There was a knock on the door, and the girl left without slamming her head......

The second one who came in was still a girl, and before Lori could open her mouth, she chewed gum and asked:

"Do you have parking for your employees?"

Lori looked at me blankly, and I immediately said:

"There seems to be a parking lot outside."

"You don't wear overalls and wear your own clothes, okay?"

"Well, we haven't decided yet......"

"If it rains, the sun is hazy, the air quality index is not up to standard, and it's okay for me to come, right?"

"Uh......"

"I'm not going to earn much money from you, and you don't expect me to do much, you can accept it purely by experiencing life, right?"

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"Are you going to work or are you going to be your boss?" I broke down and said, "Please, let's change places!" ”

The girl turned around and left, listening to her take out the phone and call as she walked: "Hey Dad, I'm going to the interview again today, people don't want it, don't say anything at home in the future, I don't look for a job and only know how to spend money......"

Lolita looked at me deeply, and blamed me for the whole human problem, I hurriedly coughed and said, "Three!" ”

It's a young guy who came back.,Lolita stumbled and didn't say anything smooth when he asked him to introduce himself.,I turned my head to look and found that this kid was looking left and right with a fascination on his face.,So I immediately said categorically: "What are you looking at?" ”

"Bah, weren't there a lot of beautiful women who ate here yesterday, and they didn't leave anything behind?"

"Get out!"

Then we interviewed a lot.,Compared with the conditions on the Lolita book, you can meet up to three of them.,Most of them haven't seen what they look like.,Finally, I came to a conclusion:All the applicants either came to the circle of friends yesterday to see the excitement.,Or it's the circle of friends who came to see the excitement today.,Anyway, there's no seriousness!

Just when we were discouraged and brought the chairs over one by one, a girl came in, wearing a small broken plaid skirt that I thought was very simple, with a melon seed face with a slight sunflower seed appearance, and the bangs that were no longer popular, and the sister's head plus the elegant temperament made me immediately think of the characters filmed in the MV of "Xiao Fang" - a simple, kind, gentle, virtuous and cheerful little mountain village girl!

"We're not a youth hostel here." I'm out of the mood to recruit people.

The girl lowered her head a little timidly and said, "I'm here to apply." ”

"Yo!" We all sat back in the chairs, upright and solemn, and Lolita smiled even more - after such a long time, I finally saw a reliable one, which confirmed the feasibility of her twelve treaties, and she didn't directly pounce on it and hug it, so it was good: "Have you ever been a waiter?" ”

"Well, no, but I can learn."

Lolita immediately possessed me and whispered, "I'll see it, or it's her?" ”

I was stunned and said, "This is your selection of hundreds of miles?" ”

Lolita said sincerely: "How good this girl is, at first glance, she just came out of the mountains to work, she is simple and honest and not stupid, where can I find such a good candidate?" ”

"If you say it's appropriate, it's right," I coughed, "where are you?" ”

The girl thought for a moment: "West of Wanshou Mountain." ”

I took out my mobile phone and checked, Wanshou Mountain seems to be west of Xi'an, if it is facing west, it should be Baoji Tianshui...... It seems that this girl really just came out of the mountains to work, and the address is not clear, and my good impression of her immediately rose to another level.

Xiao Zhuanfeng looked at me and then looked at Lorixi, properly reflecting his sense of existence: "Then do you have any requirements?" ”

"Just have food and a place to live," the girl hung her head and didn't dare to raise it: "Iβ€”I want to live in my own room." ”

There were eight rooms on the third floor, and I had only lived in them so far, so it wasn't a problem at all, and I immediately agreed to the requestβ€”I looked to the left and right, and whispered to them, "What other questions do you have?" ”

Simon Lengding spoke: "What's your name?" "Sword God has become very sensitive and paranoid about names since he was studied by us in the hospital, whether he should be called Blowing Snow or Blowing Pen or Blowing That, and when Ren Xiaoyan introduced Liu Wu yesterday, I watched him prick up his ears and eavesdropping - you said he wouldn't be a Virgo, right?

This time the girl thought for a long time, and finally said, "You call me Little Bone!" ”

"Hey!" I slapped my legs and got up: "You're still fascinated after the hit is over!" ”

(PS: Guess what, who is the little bone?) Leave a post in the book review area, and Ming'er, who guessed correctly, will send a trick to ensure that you don't pit and don't die to the end. οΌ‰