Chapter Twenty-Six: The Red and White Lanterns Hang High
I've seen ghosts in the yin anyway, it's no wonder that it's better than ordinary people, plus there is a palace Yama behind the back, and I can't see that I am trembling, and I still settle down after a few minutes, "Okay, everyone, wait a minute, I will definitely let everyone eat skewers here, you can rest down for a while!" ”
The female ghost stepped back with a smile and said, "I'm troublesome boss." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
I ran down the alley into the nursing home, and as soon as I got out of the alley, I saw Lolita carrying a basin and wandering around, busy as if she was ready to receive water, I immediately greeted: "What are you doing?" Don't rush here to worship the heavens! ”
Lori Xi turned around and said, "It's not that you are to blame! I bought my mobile phone earlier, do I still need to borrow a basin of water to contact Aunt Hei? ”
I immediately thought: "This thing can talk to the underworld?" Not to mention, this is stronger than our yang world, at least the traffic is self-produced and sold without worrying about being hacked by mobile companies. ”
Lori continued to turn back and forth uncertainly, without moving or stopping, I couldn't help but say, "Why don't you dial?" ”
She stopped and frowned: "The moonlight is not strong, I can't contact it!" ”
I was surprised, "What about the absence of the service area?" Then you have to stand on a high ground. ”
Lolita suddenly groaned, picked up the basin and ran upstairs, muttering, "How did I forget this stubble!" ”
I followed and muttered, "I'm not skilled in business." ”
The roof was really a sharp weapon for making a phone call, and when he arrived on the ground, he immediately dialed Aunt Hei's three-legged tripod, and the shadow of the water rippled and shook for a moment to reveal Aunt Hei's sculptural poker face: "What's the matter?" ”
I hurriedly put a smile on the side: "Hey, Aunt Hei is good!" ”
Aunt Hei nodded slightly, and then motioned for us to hurry up with her eyes, Lori said the matter concisely, Aunt Hei said neatly: "I know, I'll ask," Then, she followed and asked, "How is your situation above?" ”
This time, I was concise and to the point......
Aunt Hei should still be quite satisfied with our report, and grinned solemnly, "Okay, you guys hurry up and do what needs to be done, and the store here has also been found, and I will come back when I get on the right track." ”
I saw that she had a bit of a closing speech, so I hurriedly hurried up and said, "It's just that there is a situation that is not easy to solve at the moment, Aunt Hei - there are too many guests for us to accept, how do you think it will be done?" ”
Aunt Hei glared at me, hung up the phone without saying a word, and there was no rippling image in the basin, just like the TV station was resting with snowflakes on the screen, Lolixi added: "She doesn't care about the affairs of the yang world." ”
I was stunned, turned around and grabbed Lorixi's arm, and said with a crying voice: "It's not all, there are still a few ghosts waiting for a seat below... When an accident happens, the Americans have a big nose to take a helicopter to help fight, why is it that no one cares about the water that you spilled out when you come out of the prefecture? ”
"They don't hurt anyone and don't do evil, can we manage it?" Lori said lazily: "Besides, if they want a seat, won't you just give it a seat, what a big deal!" ”
"If you have it, I can't coax the crying people outside if they don't leave!" I became more and more dazed and said: "What's the meaning of adding people and ghosts to put a piece of skewers, people and goods have to be fined fifty for mixed clothes, and people and ghosts eat it anymore, it's not a horror movie?" ”
Lori muttered, "That's right, it's a good thing......"
"Also, don't say you can't sit together, even if you can, you won't have a place to sit!"
Lolita had a whim: "Why don't I go down and discuss it and let them get on those girls, isn't this it?" ”
I stared at her without speaking, paused, Lolita felt the absurdity of these words, and couldn't help but shake her head slightly: "Think about it carefully, you can't do this thing." ”
I let out a sigh of relief: "You get it." ”
Lolita said solemnly: "The two of them received a money, and we lost." ”
I broke down and said, "That's not the point! The important thing is that the yang world has to follow the rules of the yang world, how do we do business after we get Ming'er like this? ”
Lolita nodded and groaned: "Actually, we have a place, but we haven't cleaned it up - the tables, chairs and benches on the two floors below are complete, if you can get it out in two or three clicks, you can arrange it all, people stay on the first floor and stay on the second floor, it's simple and convenient, and you can directly open a window to let them in and out!" ”
I was instantly reminded by these words: "Hey, this is really a trick!" But I immediately became troubled again: "But where can I find someone now...... Why don't I summon some right away? ”
Lolita calmed down for a moment, suddenly turned around and rushed downstairs, I didn't know what to follow, I saw her running all the way from upstairs to downstairs, following the alley and slipping out, I was horrified, and she couldn't stop stomping behind her and shouting: "Don't! We can't do this for two payments......"
Lolita rushed into the shadows of the alley, and before she could speak, she saw the wall shaking like water, and then drilled a bunch of shadows from the inside, and began to salute without saying a word: "I've seen the princess." ”
At first, the female ghost stood even more cautiously: "Princess, let's have something to eat... It should be all right, right? ”
"It's okay, it's okay," Lori said with a grin, "We added things from the underworld to our dishes, and it's normal for you to think it's a ghost market stall, and we were going to hang two-color lanterns when we tried it - but now there's something for you to help with, okay?" ”
The group of ghosts hurriedly said: "You speak, you speak!" ”
Lolita turned around and pointed at the door: "You guys take a handle to clean up the two floors below, right?" ”
Before the words fell, there was a gust of wind in the alley, so cold that my whole body was pierced like acupuncture, and a black cloud of hula all drilled into the house, and then I listened to the sound of pots and pans clicking, and when I ran back with Lori, I only felt that there were twenty or thirty hair dryers in the house, and the dust and cobwebs in the house in the ghost buildings fell down, and in the blink of an eye, the old look changed to a new look, and a half-meter-thick layer was piled up on the ground, and all the eyes and ears were all out.
What a good blow!
…… This blow, please don't think about it.
The female ghost fell in front of the two of us in the wind, and if she looked carefully at her appearance, her eyes were indeed bright and handsome, if it wasn't for the ghost on her face, she would be a beauty, she squeezed out a smile and said, "Princess, do you think this is okay?" ”
"That's great!" Lori sighed: "You guys blow it very well!" ”
I interjected coldly, "What are you doing before?" ”
The female ghost said calmly: "The eight of our brothers and sisters are all actors in the troupe, and they are proficient in blowing, playing and singing, and this blowing is the first time that they have naturally worked hard - it's not me who blows the princess boss, we used to be really powerful in the north and south of the country, and together we gave the nickname of the world's eight songs!" ”
"Yes, I got it!" I slapped my leg suddenly: "This trick is called ghost blowing, right?" ”
……
The first floor of the door is quite large, and the small table outside makes up for forty, and there are four of us...... Uh, no, one person and three ghosts did it together, and Ren Xiaoyan, who was brought to the door, hurriedly began to move everyone inside, plus the new guests were settled, and he really didn't get busy at this time!
Even Yang Zi's grandson got started, saying that he helped me and actually led his classmates to do it for Ren Xiaoyan.
It's not easy to make this money!
I was getting up with the table, chair and bench, and my head popped up on the side and said happily: "Hey, I didn't see it, your business can be so hot!" ”
When I looked up, it was Xiaoqing with my uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters, who helped supply me, this person is really good, I was afraid that I had just opened a stall and had a bad business, so I didn't have time to say hello...... I still owe people money!
I raised my face very embarrassed to carry things: "I'm sorry, buddy, wait a while, I'll come and greet you right away after the people outside get it......" "What are you greeting!" Xiaoqing waved his hand indifferently: "Can I make trouble at this time?" ”
I wiped my sweat and said, "What do we have to do with it?" ”
Xiao Qing smiled happily: "The relationship that you can meet without washing your face - this is iron enough, right?" ”
I muttered, "Got it! To open a store and do business, you have to beat the chengguan is the best way to get closer to the neighborhood......"
Xiaoqing didn't talk nonsense, and immediately greeted the men, women and children behind him after saying two sentences: "Brothers, what's the matter?" Hand on the handle? ”
"Okay!" These dozen or so customers immediately turned into waiters in my store, but not to mention, these people have all seen pigs run, and the most direct evidence is ...... In such a messy situation, I didn't run a single order, and all of them were given money!
I and Xiao Drill's skewers on the stove are vigorous, Simon Ge is cutting meat with flying knives, Xiaoqing volunteered to be a cashier for me, as for Lolixi is responsible for the ghosts above, and by the way, he also hung out a red and a white lantern.
We were busy all night, both the students and the surrounding residents came to cheer in large piles, I would say that the queue of 1,200 was bragging, but it was really full until 3 o'clock in the middle of the night; There are a lot of ghosts on the second floor, I don't know the specific number, but if the strings sent up are replaced with fragrant wax paper money, at least half a car, and the whole building has not been air-conditioned on such a hot day!
Xiaoqing, they helped more than this, and there was another thing that was pleasing to the eye, that is, a few people directly sent all the goods to my store, otherwise they would have to be emptied if they didn't last a little, and the guests were completely finished after the sky turned white, and we finally took a breath -
The specific results are as follows: rough estimate, more than 100 people cry, 32 pairs who eat breakups, 7 pairs who throw chopsticks to find their ex-girlfriend and boyfriend after eating half, and there are two of the most outrageous: one is crying silently after eating and holding the cucumber skewers, and the other is holding his left hand and holding his right hand with affection......
On the first day, we didn't do it, we had to clean up for a few hours, and then it was dawn, so I took everyone directly to the breakfast stall to celebrate the fruits of victory.
My table of steamed buns, fried noodles, gruel and rice balls, sent like flowing water, everyone's appetite is surprisingly exaggerated, more than a dozen people ate me alive nearly five hundred, just fried eggs for one person, but I didn't feel distressed when I paid the bill, because I saw that the stack of tickets that Lolixi actually took out from the bag was at least a palm thick, and the rough estimate was 30,000, not including the yin virtue collected by the prefecture.
After going home, count the counts, gross profit of more than 10,000 yuan, according to this progress, I can be back to 10,000 yuan every day, Lolita mobile phone also received nearly 3,000 Yin Virtue points, put together I now have more than 10,000, if you save a little bit to recruit more than 20 legends to come out to me as a small worker.
Originally, I thought so, but as soon as I put it forward, I was opposed by everyone, especially Lorixi: "If you want to summon us, we will summon some good ones, not to say that it must be A-level or B-level, or it will be gone in the future." ”
"B-class, huh?" I hesitated a little: "10,000 Yin Virtue Points can only summon two, this person is too poor, right?" ”
"It's really not okay to summon people!" Xiao Diamond Wind happily gave me advice: "Anyway, we have to go down in the future, and it would be better if the top took over as soon as possible!" ”
I swept my gaze over everyone's faces one by one, Xiao Zhuanfeng smiled, Lolita nodded resolutely, only Simon Ge sighed indifferently, "I have to practice swords!" ”
"That's fine, that's it!" I hula stood up: "I'll hang a sign on the wall outside, and then come back immediately to get two B to come out and give us a hand." ”
I came out of the alley and bumped into Xiaoqing again, he was carrying a very big sign and was busy working towards the entrance of the alley, I went over to take a look, hey, this sign is amazing, it is written in large letters:
"The world's first mountain patrol skewer!"
There are also small words below: turn right one hundred and fifty meters into the alley, and shout at the door of the nursing home if no one is there!
I sighed and said, "It's better for you to think it through, so we can just put it in the shop and start work." ”
After the printed recruitment announcement, paste the nursing home sign below, sway back to the nursing home to prepare to sleep for a while, and wait for the people to wake up and talk about recruiting people - although the matter is urgent, but I can't pull out of thin air, I haven't slept for two days, and then the reader has to collect it!
Back on the third floor, I heard the snoring sound coming from each room in the corridor, and the sound of a childcare hook made our eyelids begin to droop, and I felt that my arms and legs were not my own, and then, I grabbed the edge of the mahjong table and the bed......
For a moment, I felt like someone had smashed a stick on my head, half of my body was numb, my headache and the stinging bones around my body made me almost collapse, and my spirit was in a trance, and I felt that everything in front of me was constantly changing and decomposing, and its essence began to peel off in front of me, clear as a world under a high-powered microscope!
I don't know how long this feeling lasted, I guess gradually recovered, and then looked at these things inside and outside the house, although they were still the same as before, but in my eyes, I saw something wrong - I used to see things with the naked eye, but the moment I opened my eyes again, I felt that I began to see the world with my mental eyes, and everything could really be seen as clearly as I had never seen before!
It's like...... It's like someone gave me two eye drops!