As soon as I raised my legs, I rushed downstairs, and my feet made a clicking sound on the wooden board on the second floor, which hooked the others out again, and one or two danced knives and guns and asked behind my ass without saying anything and asking 'what's the matter', the only one who calmed down was Ren Xiaoyan - when she passed by her door, the girl stared out of it again in a daze and complained: "Run lightly, don't you know that the wooden floor is not soundproof, and let people sleep?" ”

"You go on," I replied to the others by the way, "It's okay, you go back to sleep, I'll watch the excitement below." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

So, a group of people rushed down after me - who doesn't like to see the excitement, whether it is the sword god or the princess, whether it is the ghost of the underworld or the royal sister of the yang world, this gossip heart will never change as always......

At this time, as soon as the door opened, the Black Mountain Boss hurriedly rushed in from the outside, followed by the Supreme Treasure and Xiao Gu, and finally the Demon Knife Wolverine, they were obviously divided into two groups, the first group needless to say that the Black Mountain Boss, as soon as he came in, he began to sing: "If you want to leave me......"

We received the group of "...... Give your photos back? ”

The second group is that one, Supreme Treasure walked to the front with a kind of hit-and-run temperament, and kept waving his hand to express helplessness: "I'm just a customer, not a driver, even if you touch porcelain, you can't find me, don't go behind my ass, right?" ”

The Wolverine behind him glared angrily, and immediately followed the horizontal knife, neither speaking nor denying it, but blindly following, from that bewildered look, I already knew the result - the memory must not have been recovered, and the TV series are all lies.

Behind them, a crisp but timidly voice shouted, "Wait, everyone, don't patronize, ......"

Looks like everyone didn't care about anything else after the crash, and they all came into the house looking for me...... Well, the Montenegrin boss is an exception, and he is here to find his wife.

They saw all of us standing in the hall, all the work in our hands stopped, and they all brushed their mouths, and then greeted us together: "It's all here!" ”

Of course, the only exception is the old man of Montenegro, who arrived in front of Nie Xiaoqian in two or three steps, and said angrily: "If you have something to say, what do you mean by your disappearance?" ”

Nie Xiaoqian shook her face and said, "Don't you understand this, don't you plan to tie it up!" ”

The old man of Montenegro probably didn't expect the girl to play so big, and immediately lost his voice: "Ah?!" He was stunned for a moment, and then he was stunned: "Are you evil?" ”

As soon as I heard that my interest came, I hurriedly asked Wu Jian on the side: "Is there such a saying in the underworld?" How can you get into the evil spirit? ”

Wu Jian explained to me: "This is a mantra, there is no other meaning than to express emotions, don't pick words!" ”

Nie Xiaoqian nodded, and reiterated her thoughts again: "Yes, I just don't want to marry you for the time being-didn't I say it very clearly in the text message, everyone calmed down and thought about it after a while, and saw if the object was the one they wanted." ”

The old man of Montenegro hurriedly said: "Why not? You're the only one for me, don't believe me, tell you a bad joke......"

Nie Xiaoqian interrupted him violently: "The problem is not here, the problem is that we don't know each other well enough, marriage is a reincarnation thing, I don't want to be blinded for a while, only to find out that I married the wrong person after a flash marriage." ”

"Oh, flash marriage!" Ren Xiaoyan made a sudden statement on the side: "Yes, you have to take a good look, don't be careless." ”

"Sister, what they mean by flash marriage is that they have been together for no more than a hundred years," Xiao Zhuanfeng leaned over and explained: "Ahem, this is different from what you said......

Ren Xiaoyan: "Ugh! ”

I was listening to the two of them entanglement, someone next to me patted me, and when I turned my head, I saw a disappointed Wolverine, this grandson stared at me pitifully, and said bluntly: "It's useless." ”

I nodded, "I see." ”

"Is there anything else?"

"Nope."

Wolverine stared at me in a daze, and after a moment, as if he had made a lot of determination, he emphasized to me, "I don't blame you, just say - this can be done!" ”

I wanted to cry without tears: "This is really nothing! ”

A certain despair slowly crept up Wolverine's face, he swooped into the exposed blade, and said speechlessly: "Could it be that I came to Huaxia by mistake, there is really no way in this world that can make me recover my memory?" ”

I hurriedly cheered him on, and according to the fashionable saying of the moment, it was to instill positive energy: "Don't mind, buddy, this is where and where, how can you give up so easily - tell you, Rome was not built in a day, and your amnesia cannot be achieved overnight, you must take your time." ”

"But I don't feel it at all, how can I take my time?" Wolverine said bitterly: "Rome was not built in a day, but it has been built, not a single brick can be seen, how can I believe it!" ”

I said, "Doesn't the food make you feel?" I'm sure your amnesia must have something to do with cooking, right? ”

Wolverine slowly raised his head and said involuntarily: "Bah, it seems to be ......"

"Isn't that the end of it?" I won't say much about it, so I hurriedly said: "You just stay with me to help, watch more, learn more, do more, and see if it can make you feel familiar again, maybe it will be done?" ”

Wolverine nodded thoughtfully, there was a taste of deep thought, I hurriedly went to the side to deal with the bad relationship between the old man of Montenegro and Nie Xiaoqian-Lo Lixi said that our main purpose is to fool the old man of Montenegro away, if they say yes, I will still be a fart, but we must not give up all our efforts!

Don't say it, the time before me is just right, the old man of Montenegro doesn't know what to say to Nie Xiaoqian, the emotions of the two of them are a little relaxed, Nie Xiaoqian's face is not so much wrenched, the whole situation is developing towards a resurgence, just when I got closer, I heard Nie Xiaoqian half-jokingly and half-down the steps say: "...... Then you promise not to bully me in the future? ”

The old man of Montenegro smiled and said, "Haha, where will I bully you......"

At this time, I accosted: "It's not that, where do you dare - just the tonnage of our Xiaoqian, after you get married, if you dare to collapse half a word, I will respect you as a man!" Right? ”

The old man of Montenegro couldn't catch off guard, and said casually: "Hey, buddy, you're right, I won't say anything about her bad temper, but she's still so big, I don't dare to make a mistake if I have ten guts, isn't this looking for death?" ”

We: "...... Belch?! ”

Nie Xiaoqian's face that had just eased turned black again, and without saying a word, she turned upstairs, stepping on the wooden staircase creaky and almost broken, only the words were lightly thrown out: "You come up to me and try it!" ”

The old man of Montenegro looked at me in a daze, and then looked at the big guy, and said with a sad face: "What do you mean, what do you mean by this?" Do you think I'm going up or not......" He said and stomped his feet desperately: "...... What should I do? ”

Things have developed to this point, according to the routine, someone should fool him to recognize me as a big brother, the method is very simple, but the candidate is not easy to find, you have to find someone who has the same experience as him to resonate with him, the most suitable person is me, but just now my two sentences pretending to say bald mouth obviously aroused his suspicions, and then to affirm bad things, so for a while I was worried, taking advantage of the moment when this grandson was standing at the staircase and was eager to try to be in a dilemma, I called everyone together:

"Which of you is going to talk about it, and let this kid stay here as a coolie? I said that in the front, you must have the same experience as him to resonate, and if you haven't been in love, stay aside and give me less bad things. ”

Wu Jian spoke slowly: "Why don't I try it?" ”

"Uh, you?" We exclaimed together, and the heroes saw the same group of denials: "Can you do it?" ”

Wu Jian nodded solemnly: "Believe me, I am familiar with being abandoned by women, really!" ”

We exchanged glances with each other and collectively agreed to his request again: "We really don't have anyone to fight with you!" ”

As expected, although Wu was clumsy and not very bright, his experience really made the old man of Montenegro feel sympathetic, and soon this girl came to me by herself and begged me: "Brother He, I can, I can...... Uh, can that ......?"

"I respect you as a man, if you have something to say, say it."

The old man of Montenegro took a deep breath and said in one breath: "Since Xiaoqian has decided to stay with you to help cook, and you know the situation, I want to ask if I can also stay and work for you?" ”

"I don't have any other job as a chef."

"Brush the dishes, watch the door, serve the dishes, as long as you are willing to take me in, thank you for your eight ancestors!"

Look, ask what is the situation in the world, call people life and death, good to end a mercenary ten masters, for a girl to run to the restaurant to serve dishes - still such a tiger-backed, three-five thick girl, anyway, I will definitely not be able to do it!

If that's what I have to say, I really have to respect him as a man!

"Okay," I nodded with joy: "From now on, you will follow me, don't dare to say anything else, the opportunity to meet is definitely indispensable!" ”

The old man of Montenegro nodded excitedly, glanced at Ren Xiaoyan, and he secretly leaned in with me and said, "Also, big brother, can you teach me by the way?" ”

"Teach you what?" I don't understand this a little, could it be that Wu Jian also said something great to set off my glorious image, cough cough, this is too embarrassing......

The old man of Montenegro said sincerely: "Just teach me how to kneel on the remote control without changing the channel, kneeling ants without letting run without kneeling to death, kneeling durian without hurting your knees - Brother Wu can say, you rely on these tricks to deal with your sister-in-law, that violent temper will make you kneel away!" ”

Me: "...... Paralysis! ”

I was about to go to Wu Jian for trouble, at this time the door suddenly opened, Luo Lixi and Ma Pu Teng signed a person in with a rope like a dog, it was the Western Poison Ouyang Feng who had just become a soul, but this is not the point, the point is the thing that Ma Pu Teng was holding in his hand, a small bowl, the black soup mixed with a lot of black lumps, just like the black jelly mixed in the brown sugar, walking and shaking, not to mention the strange fragrance, smelling makes people's index fingers move.

"What is this?" Ren Xiaoyan and I got together in an instant, "Can you taste it?" ”

Ma fluttered nervously and shrank his hand: "Don't move, this is not for you to eat, but to wait for a while to ask what to eat for the West Poison - you have a chance to eat it later, so you don't need to worry." ”

We were more curious: "Is this it?" ”

Ma fluttered and said: "This is what Meng Po gave to the new ghosts to eat, specially used to make them forget their previous lives, originally they were eaten before the ghosts were reincarnated, but since this guy is a character in the legendary world, he must eat it first, so I brought it." ”

"Isn't Meng Po's Meng Po soup, why is this all lumpy?" I speculated, "Spoiled or refilled?" ”

"Neither," Ma Pu Teng shook his head: "Meng Po soup is an old product, liquid, and it is very inconvenient to transport and store, so we have invented a new generation of products in Yama Difu - this thing is called 'Zero Paste 'Zero Paste', as the name suggests, everything will be returned to zero, so that you can start from zero!" ”