Chapter Twenty-Four: It's All for This Tun'er
After discussing the upgrading of Difu products, I set my eyes on the one I brought, and he happened to raise his head to look at me, and I immediately recognized it when his eyes met: "Yo, it's really an acquaintance!" ”
Xi Poison smiled bitterly: "It's time to talk about familiar ghosts!" ”
I smiled and said: "You are quite humorous, it is estimated that you have the strongest sense of humor among the five masters, and you don't forget to entertain yourself and entertain the public at the same time." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Xi Poison's face twitched, and his eyes showed a trace of viciousness, but he quickly dimmed, sighed and said: "Since it fell into your hands, then what you say is what, the old man thinks he is unlucky." ”
At this time, Xiao Zuanfeng had already walked out of the house with a bench, and a big tiger head was drawn with ink on it, and he was so excited that he glanced at me, I waved my hand at him, this girl continued, I waved my hand again and continued-I suddenly became angry: "What are you carrying the bench for, if you want to smash to death to vent your anger, you directly pick up the hammer, what kind of hero is this chicken and dog?" ”
Xi Poison glanced at me gratefully, and Xiao Zhuanfeng was stunned: "Brother, I didn't plan to kill him." ”
"And this stool ......"
Xiao Zhuanfeng leaned over happily: "I didn't listen to the TV saying that there is a criminal law called the tiger chair, so I have it for you, in case the old man is disobedient, it will be used immediately?" ”
I kicked the girl with a stool three feet away, "Get out!" Xiao Drill quickly avoided the flying legs, and even crawled to hide in the kitchen - when I followed the past, I obviously saw half of Wu Dalang's face, and shrank in, I touched it for a long time: "Paralysis, it's not easy for anyone to do it for a long time!" ”
You think, even honest goods like Wu Dalang know that I am buried behind my back, and they are even more conceivable.
I squeaked my teeth and turned my head and said: "Let the seniors laugh, I guess you can also see that corporal punishment is definitely not my original intention, in fact, my consistent style is to persuade education, how can such a brutal thing as corporal punishment have something to do with me!" ”
Xi Poison sighed and said: "Don't explain, explanation is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to owe clean up - you use the words of the school teacher after beating the child to fool me, which shows that you are not simple." ”
I snorted: "Each other, don't you also use the trick of your wife deducting your husband's pocket money?" ”
Everyone on the side listened very happily, the atmosphere was harmonious, if you don't know the inside story, you will definitely think that it is the venue of the ace against the ace, and the murderous aura of Xiao Xiao, who was finally raised, is gone, and the only one who is not involved is ......
They're both!
Wolverine sat next to Simongo with his hands in his hands, looking at each other, the angry faction and the cold faction collided with Mars at this moment, staring at each other deeply, Wolverine was like a hot dazzling, full of provocation and vitality; Simongo is like an abyss, calm but able to swallow everything...... The two looked at each other for a moment, and together they looked away, and the focus was re-locked on West Poison.
Xi Poison looked around, and said helplessly: "You don't need to say much about the matter at this point, if you want to know, just ask, send me to the devil's work as soon as possible after asking-I've stayed enough in this world and I'm tired, and I don't want to stay longer for a moment." ”
"Since you're in a hurry to get back to Mars, I'll make a long story short!" I coughed and took two steps forward, asking clearly, "Who brought you out of the world of legends?" ”
Xi Poison thought for a while: "I really can't answer you about this, I'm ashamed to say it, although the old man's martial arts are world-famous, but I can't remember how he fainted, I only know that I was already with Shen Gongbao when I woke up." ”
"So, what exactly are you here for......" I quickly asked the next question.
"These are two questions," Lori reminded on the side, "one is why you went to the yang world, and the other is why you came here today." ”
"Naturally, I came here to assassinate him," Xi Poison nodded at me, indicating the purpose of coming to the underworld, and continued: "I don't know the purpose of our visit to the Yang Realm, only that Shen Gongbao has been collecting a lot of money and wants to make any moves. ”
I hurriedly asked, "How much does he want?" ”
"I don't know how much," Xi Poison shook his head: "He only said that he set a smaller goal, such as earning him 100 million first." ”
"Paralyzed, this girl is trying to cause our economy to collapse!" I said sadly: "100 million is still a small goal, how much is this grandson's big goal, 2 billion or 3 billion, dollars or euros?" ”
Xi Poison laughed and said: "People can say, three billion is just a medium meaning." ”
We: "......"
I waved my hand excitedly: "Okay, let's not talk about this, change it: is there still an old boy like Shen Gongbao in the yang world, is there any newcomer to join?" ”
West Poison nodded: "Yes." ”
"Really? Who is it? ”
Now I'm a little panicked, to be honest, I'm not afraid to go to the legendary world to hang around, no matter what good or bad things I do over there, the butterfly effect will fall on the legend even if it happens, and it has nothing to do with me, but the real world is different - here is not only my parents and brothers, my father and fellow villagers, but also the tun that gave birth to me and raised me, and the even line is a native of the tun, don't look at the tunzi is not big, there are mountains, rivers and fast edges, the neighborhood is very harmonious, and the old and young masters are more slippery...... Ahem, digression, I mean, I can't let disaster befall my world, my loved ones, no matter what!
Xi Poison didn't make a fool of himself, and said bluntly: "I'm sorry, I just know about this, but I don't know who it is - do you know why I was the only one who assassinated me today, it was because Shen Gongbao went to pick up people." ”
I was stunned and said, "You haven't seen anyone yet?" ”
Xi Poison smiled bitterly: "If the old man hadn't been caught with a heart attack today, it is estimated that he would have known when he went back......"
I immediately turned to stare at Lorixi, coughed and cleared my throat, and was about to speak, but she choked me back with a sentence: "The idea of getting people back, if you come, you will be safe, and there has not been a precedent for secretly letting a legendary world figure return to the yang world for so many years!" ”
"Why not?" I said, "Aren't we doing this for the sake of world peace?" ”
Xi Poison was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, he hurriedly begged for mercy: "I beg you not to send me back to the yang world, I'm too tired, send me back wherever I come!" ”
"What are you involved with this?" I'm not satisfied: "I've seen something I don't want to die, I haven't seen someone who doesn't want to live - you are so unconventional, do your mother know?" ”
"World peace is your responsibility, it has nothing to do with me, it is very important to privately release the soul of the legendary world to the yang world, I will never dare to break this precedent," Lori pushed me back stiffly, seeing that I was disappointed, I couldn't help but add again: "Besides, even if you let the person go, can you guarantee that he will not return to the place?" ”
"Yes!"
"Can't!"
The first sentence is me, and the second sentence is the West Poison that I have just choked half to death, and he is impatient and shouts: "If you are to be resurrected, I will definitely go back and join again, and then I will assassinate you!" ”
"Hey, old boy, you really don't know how to repay the peach!" I didn't have any tricks, so I could only stomp my feet and say ruthlessly: "Forget it, the Tao is not the same, buddy doesn't ask you anymore - Ruoxi, what should you do!" ”
Lolita glanced at me lightly, and everyone was speechless, only Xi Poison's face instantly bloomed: "Thank you!" ”
Finalized the return of Xi Poison, we asked him a lot about Shen Gong Leopard, Xi Poison is also honest, 1510 told Shen Gong Leopard's itinerary, and it also mentioned Shen Gong Leopard and said that he would call a new person again - but unfortunately Shen Gong Leopard contacted the man in black behind his back and did not let him see any details, so we have no way to analyze how he got people out, everything is still a secret!
However, the West Poison also said that Shen Gongbao has identified the structure of our personnel and decided to find some corresponding people to deal with it, and will no longer make the three brothers of the puppy embarrassed, which is also the only useful clue we have obtained, as for others such as hiding places, next steps, etc., it is estimated that there will be changes if we can't go back, even if we know it, it is almost the same as not knowing, it is useless.
In the end, we let Xi Poison eat the zero ointment according to our promise, and the horse fluttered and took him to the devil's axe - this is a protruding cliff on the high mountain range, and below is the endless abyss, once pushed in, you can return to the legendary capital and re-enter the reincarnation, everything that happened in this world will be forgotten, and it is also a one-way street from ordinary capital to the legendary capital of Xudu.
After staying below for one more day, Wu Jian and Xiao Zuanfeng's dishes are basically cooked, and compared with me, there are about seven or eight percent of the skills, more than enough to deal with a restaurant, but what surprised me was Nie Xiaoqian, she not only learned the dishes by just watching, but also surpassed the top two, which immediately made me feel like I had picked up a treasure.
Nie Xiaoqian naturally had no objection, but the old man of Montenegro stopped doing it, and wanted to stay, it was useless for me to say anything, just when I was about to go crazy, Nie Xiaoqian spoke, saying that if the old man of Montenegro left her, she could only leave, so he was so squeezed that he went to the top with me, and participated in my journey to the world of the gods.
After going back, we quickly gave the candidates: the ones who stayed in the underworld to barbecue skewers were Taier, Kong Fatzi, full-time barbecue Xiao Zhuanfeng, Lolixi, and the staff general and bodyguard to hold the hot pot king;
The ones left behind in the Difu Mountain Patrol Pavilion are Wu Jian, Nie Xiaoqian, and Brother Simon, who will be in trial operation for a period of time, and there are things that will be handled by Lo Lixi full-time;
There are the most people who follow me to the world of gods, Ren Xiaoyan, Montenegrin Lao, Demon Sword Wolverine, Supreme Treasure, and Xiao Gu.
After the assignment, we found out, it seems that we have a lot of people, but it is really not enough to have a point, fortunately, although I went to the legendary world for a long time, but because it is a normal way to enter, the time difference is not big, and the inside is only equal to one month outside, so it can basically last, but even so I still made a difficult decision:
Activate my abilities again, in a word, get some people out first!
The god chicken didn't know where it was, so we divided into two ways, and I summoned Ren Xiaoyan here and began to ask people to send leaflets everywhere, the purpose was to find the chicken, and at the same time sent countless people to look around!
Then, I summoned ......
What I never expected was that I had just summoned the person out and didn't have time to look at the introduction of the person on the system, and my phone rang so quickly and so directly, and I said in a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent when I connected it:
"Tired of the black goods?"
Damn, who is this, I actually summoned Hong Kong people from the legendary world?