People have a time when they are young and frivolous and ignorant, the most important characteristic is that they are easy to be fooled, take me as an example, when I was a child, I was sad for the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl who can only meet once a year, and I felt very miserable, until I heard this sentence: One day in heaven, one year on earth!

Paralysis, according to this conversion method, they see each other once a day, not to mention that it will take a day, and they have persisted for so many years, what kind of strong love can make Brother Cowherd maintain this vigorous momentum?

It's also tragic, this is about to become an advertisement for Huiyuan Kidney Treasure, okay?!

But what I never expected was that this would happen to me......

To put it simply, Uncle Wolf and I wanted to obtain the official authorization of the gods from the Jade Void Palace, that is to say, to obtain the qualification of the gods, so we went to the Jade Void Palace and our party, relying on my three-inch incorruptible tongue to please Yuan Shi Tianzun and his disciples - the effect of the three-inch incorruptible tongue here is mainly to say, not to use, you must not misunderstand - inexplicably carried on their back to give them a physical examination and treat the diseases caused by hypoxia and protein, and they achieved the name of my butcher doctor after coming and going, and then all the gods came to find it, Sanshan Wuyue gave them medical treatment in shifts, and it took half a month to almost finish the work, and the specific results are as follows:

Treated more than 30 cases of non-grounded cultivation on various mountains and long-term hypoxia; There are more than 10 cases of malnutrition or protein deficiency due to long-term vegetarianism; There are more than 40 patients who are obese because of meditation and meditation, and basically all the gods and goddesses of the predecessor of Buddhism; In addition, there are five patients with constipation, seven patients with hemorrhoids, more than 10 cases of cervical spondylosis intervertebral disc herniation, and more than 20 cases of lumbar muscle strain...... Not only that, but even the goddess fairy who didn't come on time helped five or six, in a word, where can the moisture and endocrine in the cave be coordinated!

These are very simple, I only use the things I see in the life tips to solve all the problems, the means are nothing more than to change the eating habits and change the accommodation environment, and the more complicated ones are to increase the amount of exercise, telling them that each meditation time can only be 45 minutes, and they must rest for 10 minutes when the time is full, and also use the alarm clock to remind them to complete my treatment work on time and in quantity. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't believe that there is a problem with the work and rest time of primary school students, and they live a proper and healthy life!

By the way, with the name of the divine doctor as a prefix, the matter of overturning Yang Jian with a trick is naturally legal in the eyes of Yuan Shi Tianzun and others, and he also cast a spell on me to let him return to his human form after ten days - later we learned that this time was calculated, and the fuck was the day we went back!

Without further ado, I spent half a month on the mountain to treat most of the immortals, and finally got permission to go down the mountain and return to the song, so I took Uncle Wolf to sing a song, and returned to the song by riding the messy magic carpet somersault cloud sent by the gods. But the soldiers are already in danger under the city, and they may break the city at any time and take the song directly!

Uncle Wolf and I were in a hurry at that time!

Don't get me wrong, what I'm anxious about is not that Yin Shang is about to break this matter, everyone is arranged by Providence where to worry about me, what I care about is forgetting something - after Yin Hong died in the Taiji Diagram, the true attributes of this diagram were stimulated, and I can only use it after this time, before the Taiji Diagram is used to store the soul next time, and now if this thing falls into the hands of Shen Gongbao, where am I going!

Of course, some people who don't know what to say may want to say, Taiji Tu originally belonged to Lao Tzu, that is, Santa Lao Tzu who I had cured hemorrhoids, why didn't I ask him directly at that time, here I have to explain: Taiji Tu is different from the Fengshen Bang, the latter is a treasure refined by the three major sect masters, but the former is a treasure that contains all things in the world, and the treasure made in heaven when chaos first opened, it does not belong to any person and faction, and it completely conforms to the operation of heaven and automatically takes effect or fails, and no one can order it, in other words, This is like a super boss with excellent skills, who loves whoever he loves, no one except himself is happy!

The world thinks that this treasure belongs to Santa Laozi, the reason is that Santa Laozi's Xuandu Cave Bajing Palace is built outside the cave where the Taiji diagram is collected, and it is indirectly regarded as a caretaker, so the red sperm needs the Taiji diagram when he thinks that the will of heaven is so opportune and will go to Santa Lao Tzu to borrow it - even if you are a relative of the owner and hold the house key, but if you want to enter the community, you have to register with the security guard.

It's better to act than to act, and it is definitely useless for us to stand here and imagine, so Uncle Wolf and I immediately rushed towards the mansion after learning about this situation, only to know the specific situation of the development of things, but when we arrived, I found that there was no one, and I immediately grabbed a passer-by and asked, "Do you know where the people here go?" ”

The man shook me off and said angrily, "I don't know how they know where they went, are you stupid?" ”

I must admit that I must have been a little out of shape at this time, and when I heard this sentence, I almost slapped her in the face, but fortunately, Uncle Wolf followed me closely before he quickly pulled me away, so that he could persuade him, and he stepped forward to find a passer-by again: "Do you know where the family of the old driver in the city is?" ”

I didn't think that others would know what he said: "Oh, the adults who have the ability in the court have gone to Tongguan to guard the pass, and the old driver you said will definitely go if he is not at home!" ”

The two of us suddenly thought: ", why did you forget this?" ”

Now Uncle Wolf and I are also wealthy, and the magic weapon of soaring clouds and fog is full of Dengdeng's pockets, not to mention that there are several pieces of light clouds, such as somersault clouds, cumulonimbus clouds, capuchin clouds, fish scale clouds, etc., and the speed is also from 80 miles to 108,000 miles - there is no such thing as speeding in the horsepower accounting of this thing, so they all rushed to increase their speed, and Uncle Wolf and I didn't understand it and accepted it casually.

In this case, the two of us directly got on the fastest somersault cloud, and after both stood still, they only said 'drive', and the somersault cloud swooped out, and the speed was so fast that it chased the bullet express, and we only felt a strong sense of back push and then completely blindfolded - the ears were whirring and the Venus in front of us was rising, and in an instant, I experienced hot and cold, and I didn't know where I was!

This is not to blame us, how strong the wind is, it blew so much that we couldn't open our eyes to see the road, let alone see somewhere, so scared that Uncle Wolf and I shouted at that time: "Woo~Hoo~"

However, somersault Yunli ignored us, and still rushed forward vigorously, faster and faster......

Uncle Wolf desperately grabbed my shoulders and leaned my ears over, shouting, "Why doesn't this thing stop? ”

"How do I know?" I replied hysterically and loudly: "Did you eat Xuanmai?" ”

"I don't know, I think it's like the spell is wrong......"

I thought about it along Uncle Wolf's train of thought, and immediately shook my head: "That's right, that's it, when it starts, it will run away with a 'drive' - didn't Yuan Shi Tianzun say that it is enough to be a livestock?" ”

"What then?" Uncle Wolf gritted his back teeth fiercely and said, "It's really not good, let's jump?" ”

I grabbed Uncle Wolf tightly with a snort, and said nervously: "Don't jump, this time it's all over - who the knows where we are, in case we get out of the atmosphere, you don't want to return to Earth with this jump!" ”

"You can't fly all the time, can you?" Uncle Wolf said vigorously: "No matter how fast we are, we will have to burn into meteors!" ”

"Don't worry, I'll think about ......"

I desperately recalled the words that Yuan Shi Tianzun confessed when he gave us the somersault cloud, and after thinking about it, I didn't find anything wrong, he said very clearly at the time, the power of this thing comes from solar energy, and the command is received by voice control, and the use method is similar to riding a horse, it is so simple...... Whoa, voice-activated?

I reacted suddenly, and hurriedly shouted in Uncle Wolf's ear: "You stand still and don't move, I have a way!" After saying that, I directly grabbed Uncle Wolf's clothes and pants and began to slide down, carefully and with all my might, I almost put my mouth in front of the cloud before I shouted again: "Phew! ”

The somersault cloud instantly swooped and braked, and Uncle Wolf and I were immediately swept out by inertia, and fell to the ground on our backs!

Fortunately, the place where the somersault cloud dived was a snowy mountain, and although we landed on the ground and splashed up the snow, we were not hurt much, even so, I hummed and chirped for a long time before I finally got up, and Uncle Wolf pulled the snow down with all his might, and asked me at the same time: "What's the matter, what did you do to brake on this cloud?" ”

"I didn't do anything, I just climbed down and gave the order," I said in annoyance, "It's true that we have mixed it up ourselves—the somersault cloud is obviously supersonic and we can't hear it when we stand and shout!" ”

Uncle Wolf: "Damn! ”

I patted the snow on my body and looked around: "Don't worry about the things ahead, let's see where we are now—it feels like going up the mountain again, don't you think?" ”

Uncle Wolf looked around and agreed with me: "This must be on the mountain, but it is different from the mountain we have been staying in during this time, the plants have never been seen, have we gone to other places?" ”

"I guess," I moved my hands and feet, and found that there was nothing serious, and immediately brought up the matter of hurrying again: "It's okay, everything will be clear when we go down the mountain-let's sit in the clouds?" ”

Uncle Wolf shuddered and said, "This time I have to change to a slower one." ”

"I've got a rain cloud here," I rummaged through my pockets and picked out a cloud, "but it's too slow, it's only twenty miles." ”

Uncle Wolf immediately said: "Even if it's only twenty, it's better than rushing 108,000 miles in a second - don't say it, just him, what I have in my pocket is still too fast." ”

"That's up to you." After this incident, I had to take care of Uncle Wolf's emotions no matter how I could, so even if I didn't want to, I agreed to his request to hurry at a speed of twenty miles, and then I looked at the somersault clouds floating above my head, sighed, and reached out and pointed directly at my pocket: "Come to the bowl!" ”

The somersault cloud whizzed into a ball of marshmallows and fell inside......

At this moment, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Uncle Wolf looking hard at the south with his back to me, and I couldn't help but twist my neck by the way-just one glance, I immediately saw the southern sky not far from us, and two round things wrapped in flames rushed down from the sky, like meteors and meteorites, and instantly fell on the south of the mountain and caused a shock!

"Wow!" The two of us shouted on the spot: "Is there really someone who is too fast to change meteors, or two?!" ”