I was so stupid, really, I thought that the trip to Kunlun was only a few days, completely ignoring the suffering of ordinary people under the torture of illness and the desire to be cared for, they lurked around me day and night, once I was idle, they would take out all the old diseases and stubborn diseases on my body and even rashes, birthmarks, and single eyelids to show me, and the workload was so large that almost everyone was given a full body examination, so meticulous that every tooth was not missed......

But I never imagined that just because of the dental examination I didn't say a word through my brain, the real nightmare would completely unfold - I said something like this: "Who, can you grow your mouth a little longer, your throat is too dark for me to see!" ”

Then the man replied, "Ah, that's easy, wouldn't it be if I cut my mouth open?" ”

Then, the girl took up the knife and cut herself along the corners of her mouth, grabbed the upper and lower jaws with both hands, and clicked herself to a chainsaw splitter, her head instantly opened 150 degrees, and the sticky tongue was still shaking and vague while touching the corners of her mouth: "What is the swelling, the shrimp are tender and cheap, right?" ”

"Can be cheap, can be cheap......" I replied casually, followed by an oops: "Fortunately, you broke your head, otherwise I would have seen your throat inflammation - drink some honeysuckle recently, protect your throat and sing K!" ”

As soon as I finished reading it, the girl's jaw clicked and closed, and her head shook back to its original state, and she said excitedly: "Don't you say that I really forgot, you haven't checked it yet, you wait, I'll immediately cut open my stomach and put it all in front of you, please show me the whole!" ”

I jumped up with a snort: "...... Please, don't! ”

But it's a pity that my howl not only failed to stop him from disemboweling and taking out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys one by one and putting them in front of me, but even attracted the attention and onlookers of others...... No, no, we have to do it all over again! ”

So, a strange and terrifying scene was staged in the Jade Void Palace: I sat in front of a king-size table, lying on it, using a knife to pull myself along the position of the chrysanthemum, all kinds of organs were taken out one by one and placed in front of me, and even kept cutting on my body, and after a while, I took out an organ and asked me:

"Do you think my appendix is okay......?"

"What do you think of my small intestine, how can I see that the color is not very fresh, is it sick......?"

"Why don't I have an impression of these two things, it seems that they have never been used, you see if they have also proliferated, or we will throw ......them away" "Don't, you have to keep this thing if it doesn't work, there are two men, you have no beard if you want to throw it away!" I hurriedly grabbed the person and said in a deep voice: "If you want to help me blindly, I can pick my eyeballs!" ”

Of course, in this fierce medical war, Uncle Wolf was not idle, in line with the principle of saving time and being my assistant, he went to give pots and buckets to the gods of Yuxu Palace in line one by one, and advised: "Take it well, in order to save time, everyone please take the initiative to take out the organs and put them in the basin, and when it is your turn, the doctor will not use the knife - there is a difficult squeak, I have a knife here!" ”

A group of people raised their hands in a noisy manner: "Here, here, please give me a deep knife - my knife is too blunt, I can't cut my ribs any way, or your knife is so sharp!" ”

Uncle Wolf immediately rescued the poor and helped the poor, and dropped the knife in his hand to disembowel...... A long, long time later, whenever we mentioned this trip to the Jade Void Palace, Uncle Wolf would look forward to and look at the night sky with an aftertaste, and said with infinite emotion: "That time was so cool!" ”

The matter intensified, and finally Mu Zhadu came to me with a basin, "Doctor, this is the internal organs that the master asked me to bring to you, his friend's, can you also help me take a look?" ”

The internal organs in the basin are wrapped in a thick one, although I am not a doctor, I can see it, and I made a straightforward judgment: "In the later stage of fatty liver, it is caused by too little activity and too much food!" ”

"So what should I do?" Mu Zha continued: "Master said, if you are sick, please deal with it. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"That's for sure, do you need to say that?" I laughed a few times and called Uncle Wolf over and ordered: "I've handed over this pot of things to you, please help remove the oil......" "I won't!" Uncle Wolf was taken aback: "I'm still good at fighting, it's too suspenseful for you to let me heal!" ”

"It's fine!" I simply and rudely stuffed the basin into his arms and pointed out the key points succinctly: "I remember that you washed the fat sausage last time I ate fat sausages in the nursing home, right?" The same, it should be treated with the large intestine of the pig! ”

Uncle Wolf's eyes lit up: "Then I know." ”

"But remember, don't put it in the pot after washing!" In my busy schedule, I also admonished: "Then you can't put it back!" ”

"Okay!" Uncle Wolf ran away, and I could only helplessly order Mu Zha: "I suggest you go and watch it, this girl is not good at brains, what if you forget it......"

After a few days and nights of sleepless hard work, I finally dissected all the more than 100 people in the entire Jade Void Palace, because the number of times I used the 'eyes without pigs' skill, the skill experience skyrocketed, and even the skill itself has been upgraded by one level, now even if it is not an ingredient, you can see the distribution of bones and veins and blood vessels, it is no exaggeration to say that the best surgeon in the world will not be more accurate and appropriate than me to do it now - now if I do it' mixed with brains' dish, even if the raw materials are selected ant brains, they will not be doped with blood vessels and veins!

There is a saying about how to say, everything in this world is inextricably linked, there is no love for no reason and no hate for no reason, just when I am about to announce to the world, Yuan Shi Tianzun Leng Ding invited me to the main hall, and when I arrived at the place, in addition to Yuan Shi Tianzun, there was actually an old man with white hair and white beard, wearing a big red robe, wearing a high hat, and staring at me with a smile on his face.

I didn't have anything, but Uncle Wolf was shocked when he saw it, and shouted on the spot: "Damn, why is Santa Claus here?" ”

With our question, Yuan Shi Tianzun immediately smiled, pointed to Santa Claus and introduced: "Don't misunderstand, you two, this old man next to me is not what you say, you misunderstood." This is my senior brother, Lao Tzu, who is known as the Moral Heavenly Venerable, and is also the head of the human religion. ”

The old man looked at Uncle Wolf thoughtfully, and then smiled at me again......

I hurriedly poked Uncle Wolf with my elbow and said with a smile: "Oh, I see, it must be my friend who is wrong, don't blame it...... Uh, what do you have to do today? "Uncle Wolf stopped immediately when I poked him, but the expression on his face was still a little bright.

Yuan Shi Tianzun smiled: "My senior brother has not been out for many years, and this time I came here to give enough face, did you guess wrong...... Lao Tzu coughed interrupted his words, and said with a grin: "Senior brother, why don't I say it myself?" ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun immediately made a gesture of please, it seems that the relationship between the two is indeed as harmonious as the book says, and it is precisely because of this that they will unite the forces of the two sects to fight against the sect, and suppress the Tongtian Sect Master almost without the power to fight back - but it is no wonder that when they apprentice to the master, they are basically equal to two people and a dog, if the relationship between the two is not as good as that of a person and a dog, then it can really only make a movie about the love of adults and dogs...... Who the can do this kind of thing except for little devils!?

Lao Tzu smiled slightly: "First of all, I have to thank you for the name you just called, it's really good, I have just made a decision, and I will change my name to Santa Lao Tzu in the future - you can help me a lot!" ”

I was surprised, "Is there anything wrong with your original name?" ”

"It's too much of a problem!" Lao Tzu, that is, the current Santa Lao Tzu, frowned and made a bitter face and said: "I used to think it was very good like you, but I didn't expect that when I traveled the world, I found something wrong when I arrived at a place!" ”

"Where have you been?"

"Sichuan and Chongqing," Lao Tzu said: "The ghost knows what's going on, the people there open and close their mouths and say 'Lao Tzu Lao Tzu', and there are even people who are okay 'Ge Lao Tzu' shouting, what 'Lao Tzu wants to get you', 'Lao Tzu wants to', 'Lao Tzu wants to rub mahjong' everything has to be mentioned - you say, can you bear it?" ”

Uncle Wolf and I glanced at each other and said in unison: "You changed so right, now they are all shouting 'Lao Tzu is not going to work today'......"

"So, I thank you for the title of Santa Claus, and that's it for now!"

I said meaningfully, "Then I'll congratulate you - Santa Claus, you didn't come here just to find a good name, did you?" ”

Santa Lao squinted his eyes and said happily: "Yes, I have a second reason for coming here - I heard that you can cure diseases, so I also came to seek medical treatment for my disciples!" ”

"Huh? You're coming too? I almost fainted: "Isn't your era the era of Shennong tasting a hundred herbs, why don't you look for him to rely on me!" ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun sighed softly on the side: "It's not a secret, Shennong has passed away for many years, and I can't find it." ”

"What about apprentices, what about apprentices?" I said frantically: "Ya always has descendants, right?" ”

"Well, he's dead," Santa said, "and now there is no living descendant of his family in this world, and he has to go to the underworld to seek medical treatment...... You know, it's not good! ”

"Isn't this a family of divine doctors, it can't be lost for no reason, right?" I ruffled my hair and said, "Is it infertile?" ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun and Santa Lao Tzu looked at each other and shook their heads: "We don't know about this......"

"Then when the last descendant of his family dies, there will always be something left, do you know?"

Santa Claus said thoughtfully, "I think I've heard of that." ”

"Say what?"

"He said, this grass is poisonous!"

Me: "Hey, paralysis has become a family custom...... The girl who runs away will be cut off her grandchildren! ”

At this point, I have no possibility of refusing, so I can only struggle to make the last dying struggle: "Can't you change according to the diet of the Jade Void Palace?" Seriously, everything else is a minor problem, as long as you change your diet, it's all right! ”

Santa Lao Tzu shook his head slightly, and sighed: "I won't tell you, it's so simple, the main reason is that my disciples are all old, and many people have unheard of diseases in the Jade Void Palace, so I can only ask you to work hard!" ”

"For example?"

Santa's eyes suddenly flickered, and he said vaguely: "For example...... Ahem, for example, some people ...... What's that...... After that...... Bloody...... Ahem, it's about the same as a woman's menstrual affair......"

I stood up and said loudly, "Isn't this hemorrhoids?!" ”