The night was like the bottom of a burnt pot, deep and shallow, and the sky was full of stars, not to mention illuminating the world, and even he was like a white gray mass, except for a small patch around the city wall that was swayed by torches, and everything else was pitch black—I don't know if there was anyone below, but even if there were, I certainly couldn't see it. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It was useless for me to throw a torch down, but it only lit up the large section of the table......

was worried, and the voice of the little boss behind me, Du Hesitation, came: "You, why did you jump up?" Turning her head, this girl stared at the zombie Ma Liang with a frightened face, and her teeth were a little stumbling: "Are you ...... It's ......"

Ma Liang nodded, it seemed that he was confessing the number of ways as usual, I grabbed him on the wall and interjected: "It's Nima, yes, I ordered, he was bitten by a five-step snake, so he can't walk and can only jump - learn a little later!" ”

"Five-step snake bite? Master, what do you mean......" This guy suddenly realized and said sincerely: "Master, you are too knowledgeable. ”

"Do you still have to say that?" I didn't dwell on this nonsense, beckoned the zombie Ma Liang to come over, pointed down by the way, and asked the clever leader: "How many torches do you still have, is it enough to throw a circle around the city wall?" ”

"Master, we still have a dozen or so at most, it's definitely not enough," the ghost leader glanced down, raised his face and said with a flickering gaze: "Look at the way below, even if we throw it around, we won't be able to finish it, sir." ”

Seeing this guy's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, I suddenly reacted in my heart: Could it be that this guy has a trick?

So I asked him, "What can you do?" said, if it really works, the lord will turn around and promote you to an official. ”

The clever leader was immediately overjoyed: "It's a small honor to be able to serve the master, what kind of reward does it need--but then again, master, there are no dense forests or mountains around our town, and there are garrisons of officers and soldiers within a hundred miles, how can there be a large number of bandits to attack the city, I think it's better to let the little one take people down to have a look, and after a check, everything will be clear?" ”

I muttered, "This ......"

"No way!"

At this moment, a crisp voice came from under the city wall, and then Ren Xiaoyan emerged from the ladder of the city wall, and she reprimanded unceremoniously as she walked: "Just such a person now, what kind of risk, why don't you still go down with two fat chickens and fat pigs?" Animals are much sharper than people, if there's anything you don't understand? ”

"That's right, Madame Takami!"

Everyone praised together, including me, and joined the team to sing the praises of merit, "Isn't this matter solved?" ”

There was also a voice from under the root of the city wall, I searched for a long time before I found that the dragon was also coming, the girl's feet were not good and could not come up, so I could only sit on the edge of the city wall and applaud vigorously, cheering loudly: "Madame Gaojian, Gaojian ......"

We despise him together: "Phew, sycophant! ”

The clever leader scrambled down from the city wall, and after a while he brought two fat chickens over, and hurriedly looked for a rope to tie a basket to hang down, and finally got it right, I suddenly felt that everything in front of me was white and vast, and everything was unprecedentedly clear, and I subconsciously looked up -, the moon came out from behind the clouds at some point, and the silver moonlight sprinkled down, and suddenly illuminated the inside and outside of the city wall brightly and brightly!

Then, I heard Ren Xiaoyan's exclamation, she pointed to a place outside the wall, and cried out in surprise and fear: "Look, what is that?" ”

Looking in the direction of Ren Xiaoyan's finger, I saw that dozens of meters away from the city wall, a black and oppressive thing was slowly coming, they formed a huge circle to surround the town, and there were many other scattered things coming in the distance - these things had strange appearances, some were a huge head with a big mouth, a straight stick-like body, and flat hands and feet; Some are round and round, pouting and opening their mouths like pigs' noses; Some were short and fat, and wore broad hats with a pointed pipe on them; Others are simply like walnuts, cabbage, peppers, corn......

I glanced at Ren Xiaoyan, she was also looking at me, we both saw deep fear in each other's eyes, and for a second, we both shouted in unison: "! The plant army of the Great War Zombies is coming! ”

…… You should have guessed it at this point, right? Yes, it's the army in Plants vs. Zombies, all kinds of plants, and the only difference from the game is that these guys have become people, which is commonly known as ...... Vegetable!

The only thing that makes us more pleased is that the encirclement is the thickest on the front and the most plants, and the plant circle on the side is very thin, and it seems that their main attack direction is the city gate, which is also very much in line with the characteristics of the plant army:

Ya has no means to go up the wall at all, and she doesn't have a ladder and can't climb the wall, so what else can she do but smash the city gate?

If that's the case, maybe a few dozen of us will be enough—but I didn't dare to take it lightly, and hurriedly asked the clever leader to go to the kobold master, and ask him to briefly inform the militia reserves of the situation, and then organize people to guard the walls all around; I ordered him to collect the wood and oil that ignited the fire, and prepare for a life-and-death battle with the plant army!

Under the city wall, the beggars and I have arrived with the messengers, and there are countless bustling crowds not far away, under the leadership of the dog-headed master, with kitchen knives and other things in hand, I hurriedly ordered to start demolishing the houses around the city gate, not to say anything, to block the city gate first is the king.

The plants have not attacked, taking advantage of this effort, the soldiers and civilians of the town are united, and soon the city wall is filled with all kinds of brick and stone giant trees, the city gate is also blocked with stones, and some people spontaneously collect vegetable oil from various families and send it to us for backup - it is really a legendary world, and the consciousness of ordinary dragons is so high, it is instantly transformed from ordinary people to soldiers' reserves.

I just wanted to praise a few words, but suddenly I smelled a foul smell and looked upwind, only to see a bunch of people under Professor Yang boiling things in a cauldron on the city wall, the smell was similar to microwave heating durian, I quickly asked, "What are you doing there?" ”

The beggar who burned the fire stood up and shouted, "My lord, we are boiling gold juice." ”

"Golden juice, huh?" I was puzzled, so I asked Ren Xiaoyan directly: "Do you know?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan stared at the vegetative people outside the city, and explained casually: "Golden juice, it is boiled feces and urine, it was used more when defending the city in ancient times, not only can it burn the enemy, but the wound will also rot and become inflamed, and there is no way to cure it......"

I panicked when I heard this, and hurriedly shouted at the gang: "Don't cook it, this thing can't be used!" ”

Joke! The other party is a vegetative person, a vegetative person, where is it useful for you to pour dung into them, it is directly equal to the nutrient solution, maybe it will also cause mutations, the spider man was bitten by a spider, and the werewolf was scratched by the wolf.

You can't help but guard against it! This is an era of heroes, what Green Lantern Shining Man Pancake Man Hot Pot Man fried beans came out like a man, and it is reasonable to have a poop man, and he doesn't need other abilities, just being able to control the opponent to feel like pooping anytime and anywhere is enough for you to drink a pot - in turn, so that you can't poop every day and are constipated, that's enough to choke!

Finally solved the hidden danger of the poop man, outside the wall suddenly there was a tsunami scream, I immediately found that countless things were thrown into the air, the big one was like a thirty-two-inch TV, and the small one was about the same as a watermelon, and it fell straight above our heads with a howling sound in an arc, and I instantly shouted: "Pay attention to concealment, the enemy has begun to throw stones!" ”

There was a commotion on and off the wall, and everyone hurriedly looked for cover, and before everyone could hide it, the first cannon had already fallen to the ground with a bang, and there was a crackling sound, and the ground immediately scattered as if someone had dropped a paint bucket - damn, the butter of the corn pitcher actually scattered!

Without waiting to think about it, the sky continued to be overwhelming, corn kernels, cabbage, butter and even vegetable sticks, and the people of the town carefully avoided the falling objects, and at the same time pulled what they could into their arms, and I saw with my own eyes that many people hid under the table and plucked several cabbages with sticks, and they couldn't close their mouths with joy......

There are also some old men and old ladies who were originally hiding in the center of the town have also got the news and gathered out, pushing the cart and carrying the basket, walking through all kinds of falling objects with fast eyes and hands, taking all the things that can be reached in their arms, agile as martial arts masters, erratic, rapid and abnormal, and good eyesight - many times they see the butter before it lands, and they run to the bottom of the landing point to guard, and when they almost reach the top of their heads, they reach out and pull, and they don't need to land directly into the vegetable basket.

After a little more, the beggars under Professor Yang couldn't bear it anymore, and began to collect the spoils of war everywhere, followed by my errands, and finally even the soldiers on the wall went down a lot, and the bamboo poles and other things that were originally prepared were directly used to skewer cabbage and, tie it like a large meat skewer, and slip around on their shoulders, and collect whatever they see......

Everybody was so excited about what and whatever.

In a word, the people are as happy as the New Year, many people think that the Red Cross Association is here to help the poor, and they are almost ready to open the door to welcome them out, if it weren't for me and Ren Xiaoyan are still determined, maybe the city gate has been broken!

After bombarding for more than half an hour, it is estimated that the outside feels that the deterrent is enough, and they have caused irreparable damage to the town, and there is another shout, all the pitchers have stopped, and a voice shouted at me proudly from the pile of plants: "Listen to the people of the town, we are not trying to kill all of you, as long as you hand over a few people, we will retreat." Listen, the people we want are as follows: Yuan Batian, Xiaoyu, Professor Yang and the old Taoist priest of the Taoist Temple! All you have to do is ......"

Before the words were finished, countless ordinary people had already poured into the city wall, holding butter and watermelon cabbages in their hands, and shouted at the unanimous, majestic, and determined group of enemies outside:

"Let the storm come harder - we won't be killed!"