Chapter XVIII The Second Enemy Attack
In the midst of our chickens, flying dogs, and jumping into battle, the zombie Ma Liang did not show the slightest fear, he stared at us with empty and blank eyes, and said straight to the point: "My lord, although I am a zombie, I am not the kind of bloodthirsty and man-eating zombie, you really don't have to be afraid of me!" ”
I reacted to this: "Bah, that's right, ordinary zombies are not as clear as your logic - uh, you won't have anything to do with Guo Tianyou, right?" ”
Zombie Ma Liang said blankly: "Who is he?" ”
My hanging heart immediately settled, I don't know the situation God, that means that "I Have a Date with a Zombie" has not yet been mixed into this world, and the worlds that I want to completely divide are still those ones, and the workload has not increased at all. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"If you don't know, you can leave it alone," I walked out from behind Professor Yang, and no one stepped forward, mainly because I didn't know how to punch a left hook or a right hook, so I just stood side by side and said, "Then you say, what are you looking for me?" ”
Zombie Ma Liang sighed with white eyes, and asked instead of answering, "Do you know how I died?" ”
I thought for a moment and said, "Didn't you get bitten to death because you made a mistake when you were drawing, and turned a beautiful woman into a crack monster?" ”
Zombie Ma Liang said angrily: "Then do you know why I drew this wrong stroke?" ”
I exchanged glances with the dog-headed master, although I was thinking that this kid was obsessed, thinking that there would be a stunning beauty resurrected soon, and there was a clerical error in the confusion, but I didn't say that, "Is it framed?" ”
Unexpectedly, my casual remark made Ma Liang excited, and black tears began to flow from his eyes, and there was a rancid stench: "You, you're right, I've really been framed......"
"Uh, listen up."
After the zombie Ma Liang calmed down for a while, he regained his cold expression and said: "You guessed right, I was indeed drawing a picture of a beautiful woman at the time, and when I was about the same, I was concentrating on drawing the eyes, lips, mouth and nose of the beauty, and I didn't know where a light came on the painting, and the beauty that had not yet finished suddenly moved, and in a surprise, I slipped out of her face, and the cherry mouth turned into a big mouth that cracked to the back of the head, and the beauty suddenly became a terrifying ugly ......."
I nodded and agreed: "Ugly Eight Monsters~Hey~Hey~Hey~, in this ambiguous era, his existence is an accident!" ”
"It's not an accident!" Zombie Ma Liang said excitedly: "After the beauty turned into a monster and was resurrected, she bit me on the neck, before she died, I listened to her talk to the pillar of light, and a voice in the pillar of light told her that it was the god of our world, and now there is a demon god coming from the outside world, he took the first step to make her a real person, just wanted her to kill me, and then took the magic pen to help him set a trap and kill him while the demon god was fledgling!" ”
"The Demon God that the pillar of light said can't be me, right?" I had a headache and said, "Where did this girl come from?" ”
Zombie Ma Liang said coldly: "It's you, you're not Yuan Batian, you're from another world, it's just that you came into his body - am I right?" ”
"You have a really big brain, and you're too talented in painting, I suggest you might as well write an online article!" I praised: "With your idea, I will definitely become a god......"
Speaking of this, I suddenly thought of something, didn't Aunt Hei say that there are two systems, the genuine crossing of the legendary world is in my place, and the piracy has fallen into the hands of their opponents, judging from the current situation, this guy may be the one who has the piracy system, since he can summon Ouyang Feng and the like, he must also have the ability to travel through the legendary world, and it is precisely because of his messing around that the world is tossed and confused - it is reasonable that he wants to kill me in the legendary world, There is no doubt about it together.
I'm a little bit impressed by myself: I've figured out such complex truths, and my buddy has 100% potential to be Conan - in addition to the ability to deduce, the characteristics of walking all the way to death are also about to come out.
Zombie Maleon continued to elaborate: "...... I overheard their words, and I thought that I was all over the place, but who knew that at this moment my hand touched the ink on the ground, and my mind immediately came to my senses, and I realized that the ink that had been dipped in the magic pen also had a strange power...... In this way, although my body is dead, I know everything......",
According to the routine of the supernatural online text, this is the so-called human dead soul, and the skin and soul go their separate ways - I don't bother to explain why he turned into a zombie, and asked: "What about later?" ”
"Later, I followed her to the mass grave, saw that she drew something on each corpse, and all of them turned into zombies, and ordered the zombies, including me, to wait for you around the village and kill you."
"Did you do it?" I suddenly said, "That's why I'm fine?" ”
Zombie Ma Liang said coldly: "Yes, as soon as she leaves, I will use ink to paint all the symbols of the zombie brain, and then draw the gourd and redraw my symbols, and they will all listen to me, and then I will go back and pretend to be dead, just to see who this demon god is, what should I do......"
"See? What are you going to do? "I'm getting ready to hide behind Professor Goat's back again.
Zombie Ma Liang said directly: "I think you are a good person, not the demon god they say at all, but this light is the bad guy - it is the good guy who kills innocents indiscriminately, and it is the bad guy who helps the people in the village to avenge their grievances, this doesn't make sense anywhere!" ”
I burst into tears: "I love you so much Ma Liang, you are so smart!" ”
Look, the three disciplines and eight points of attention I asked for before entering the village finally worked, and Ma Liang judged that my buddy was a good person from what I did, which exempted the zombie sneak attack, and even took the initiative to kowtow to recognize the boss - this is the treatment of pig's feet, the treatment that should be treated when crossing pig's feet, the shock of the tiger's body and the worship of the head really appeared on me!
Ma Liang continued to say coldly: "I have been taking them with you for the past few days, secretly protecting you, just for fear that the split-mouthed beauty will come to attack again - if it wasn't for this thunderbolt last time, I would definitely let the big guy help you together." ”
"Then why did you show up again?"
Zombie Ma Liang said solemnly: "Originally, I didn't want to show my face, but now I can't, because after I found out that the big pincer monster she sent didn't kill you, she sent another group of people, and soon they will attack the town, ready to kill everyone!" ”
I was taken aback and said hurriedly: "Then what nonsense are you talking about!" Master, hurry up, let's get ready to withdraw! ”
Ma Liang said coldly: "Can't withdraw, they have already surrounded the entire town, just wait for everything to start attacking, I advise you to call everyone to prepare to meet the enemy!" ”
"Can't escape anymore?" I stomped my foot and said, "Damn, I don't think it's right, and sure enough, there are still moths hiding behind them - what is the enemy?" ”
Since you can't escape, you can only fight, I personally think that I am also a town with a walled city here, and there are more or less tens of thousands of people in it, if they say that they may still have a chance to sneak attack, but if you want to talk about a frontal attack - everyone who reads the online article knows a reason, ten times to surround it, I don't believe that he can get hundreds of thousands of troops, if you want to do this, you still have a fart?
I'm still a little confident in defending the city, as long as there are not many enemies, we can't let him come up if we all stand on the city wall and stab him with a bamboo pole, not to mention that I still have a 100,000 volts hidden next to me, this kind of large-area lethal weapon may not be effective against the boss, but it should be easy to kill trash fish!
Ma Liang shook his head: "I don't know the specifics, there is still some time, do you want to go up to the city wall to see it yourself?" ”
I immediately made up my mind: "Master, you go and call the whole town to gather in front of the town, and Professor Yang will accompany me to have a look...... By the way, by the way, go to the old road of descending the dragon to say something, and let him and his wife hurry up to discuss. ”
I rushed to the city wall with Ma Liang and 100,000 volts, and as soon as the carriage was parked on the side, someone on the city wall had already spotted us and scolded, "What are you doing? Don't you know that you are not allowed to go near the city wall at night? ”
I looked up with a shy stomach: "It's me." ”
"Oh, it turned out to be the master, atonement, the master......" With the shout, the two little leaders rushed down, and greeted me with a smile: "I didn't expect you to come in the middle of the night." ”
looked at the clever point and added: "Master, are you going out, I'll ask someone to open the door immediately......"
I waved my hand, learning the posture of the zombie Ma Liang just now, and said coldly: "Someone just reported that there is a gang of bandits outside who want to attack our county, sir, I will come and see for myself - how many people are you on duty?" ”
"Report to the master, there are twenty in total."
I scolded: "Only such a little person? Hu Hansan, this guy is too much of a thing! ”
The clever one didn't speak, but was the first to reply stupidly: "Master, this is what you ordered, it's enough for us to falsely report two hundred and sixty - if you hadn't come today, Hu Jiang wouldn't have let our two teams be on duty together." ”
I'm so angry, it's actually Yuan Batian's work for a long time, and in the end, it became me to pay......
I didn't have much to say, but I could only command: "Go and call all the others up and tell them to prepare to meet the enemy." ”
"No, no one, the rest were taken away by Mr. Hu......"
I almost didn't go crazy: "You mean to say that there are only 20 of you soldiers in the whole town?" ”
"Well, sir, didn't you bring about twenty people with you? They should be able to scream. ”
I waved my hand, "Call, I ordered," and then I began to pull my hair: "Where else is there anybody?" ”
Professor Yang suddenly spoke: "If you need it, I still have forty or fifty people under me." ”
I hurriedly instructed the little boss who was about to assign someone to go out: "By the way, call me the beggars." ”
Roughly calculated, the twenty who defend the city, almost twenty of my subordinates, plus more than forty of the beggars can summon, plus less than ninety people, what the fuck can this do? Even if some people and strong men participate, but this is not writing a novel after all, there is a big difference between being trained or not, and it can't be the same at all, at most it can help throw stones, lift weapons or something, and when the big war written in the online novel comes, you can find some living people to fight against the enemy of the besieging side, that's nonsense, don't talk about the ancients, just talk about modern people, you let people kill chickens A large number of people don't dare, let alone kill people face-to-face......
was in a hurry, and at this time, Leng Ding, the leader of the agitated point, said: "Don't worry, master, don't you think the villain should go up and have a look?" As far as the villain is concerned, he didn't find anything abnormal just now, how could there be an enemy? ”
Creak? That's the truth, how did I forget about it?
"yes, let's go, let's see."