Fang Xiang's house is not big for a general, but it is not trivial for people like us who grew up in big cities - there are two small buildings in Yajia's house alone, plus a few rooms in and out, partial rooms, main rooms, pavilions, pavilions, small bridges and flowing water, covering an area of at least 5,000 square meters, which instantly reminds me of one thing:

How do we calculate the purchase restriction order we just issued here? If you want to say that this is a suite, then I really have nothing to say......

Bigan sent me to, followed by a few carts to send a lot of brand-new utensils and utensils, put all the items neatly in a hurry, and then followed Bigan to say goodbye, I found that I was the only one in the whole yard, not to mention the servants and servants, not even a one who opened the door - in vain I read so many novels, who is the protagonist in the online article has lived this kind of life, shouldn't someone arrange it?

I'm depressed now!

The courtyard didn't stop the results for a long time, I didn't think much about it, I casually found a room on the drilling bed, and then took out my mobile phone and sent them a WeChat message one by one: "I have settled down, the address is on the eighth floor of Chaoge, you just take the second bus to come - station name: stop at the second bus station on the eighth floor." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I didn't wait for their reply, the truth is, I didn't wait at all, because just as I had sent the message, I suddenly heard a scream coming from outside, and I ran out without saying a word.

I walked through the pavilion to the garden, and I saw a very beautiful scene.

In the garden, a fat and obscene man blocked the way out among the flowers, and was slowly approaching a woman, the woman was wearing a snow-white skirt, her chest was towering, her neckline was revealing a deep ravine, and her clothes were torn to tears, revealing the round thighs of her lower body......

The woman in white folded her hands on her chest, and said in fear while subconsciously retreating: "You, what do you want to do?" ”

The fat man's face showed a lewd smile, similar to the legendary Xiao Yueyue, and he said cheaply and subtly: "What do you say? Hey, hey, little beauty, of course I want to you......"

"Don't come here! I—I'm going to call someone! ”

The fat man said indifferently: "You call, you call and cut your throat, no one will come!" ”

The woman was ashamed and anxious, and said loudly: "Come on, help!" ”

I originally came out with my arms in my arms, but at this time, I touched in my pocket, grabbed a few melon seeds that were stuffed in my pocket at the old man's banquet yesterday and began to knock, and directly entered the theater mode - with the woman's shouting, the fat man was getting closer and closer, and she had no way to retreat, seeing that the next wall knock or fall was about to happen!

However, I still didn't move!

But alas, someone else moved!

Just when the fat man began to pull his clothes, and at the same time the pig arched his mouth to the girl's body and kissed indiscriminately, the girl's eyes suddenly lit up, and the hula made a force, and somehow I saw the fat man fly out, and fell to the ground for a long time without getting up - I clapped my hands and praised while patting: "I can't act!" Ready for the curtain call so soon? ”

The girl pushed the fat man away, stared at me viciously, and suddenly said: "You, I thought you were a chivalrous and good man, but who knew that you didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade so much-do you really just wait to see me being bullied?" ”

"Bullying you? My aunt, you really can't see that you are doing it on purpose? I cried and laughed: "I just didn't expect him to be not even a support, he was purely used as a gunman by you!" ”

The girl slammed her grip in disbelief and said, "How do you see that?" She looked up and down, left and right, and wondered, "I didn't show any flaws!" ”

"It's true that there are no flaws, but-" I said honestly, "I slept well and found that there were two strangers tossing in my toilet, and whoever changed me would only call the police and not make a move, right?" ”

Girl: "......"

Me: "......! ”

"Blame me?" The girl said helplessly: "I have already been to your door once, who knows that you didn't hear it at all, and there was no way to enter the garden!" ”

"You're so broad-hearted!" I sighed and said, "Tell me, who are you, you didn't come to my house in the middle of the night just to seduce me, right?" ”

"Seduction, of course," the girl smiled charmingly, "I hate it!" Have you really forgotten about people? ”

"Who are you?" I remembered the usual routine of the TV series, and speculated: "Are you a palace maid, and you have taken a fancy to me on the Star Picking Tower today?" ”

"Y-You really forgot about me?" When the girl heard this, her eyes immediately straightened up, and her proud double balls were about to come out, and she said, "Am I not beautiful?" You, you, you don't remember people like this? ”

"I remember, but I don't remember you," I yawned, "Tell me, who are you?" ”

The girl didn't look like she was pretending to be garlic, so she said: "I thought you were the one who helped crush the old unscrupulous one because of my appearance, but who knew it wasn't-Jiang Shang, you are really a decent gentleman!" ”

I felt a pang in my heart, instantly thought of her identity, and said in shock: "It turned out to be you!" ”

"yes, do you remember now?" The girl walked towards me with a smile, her hands caressing her bare skin, and there was endless temptation in the infinite scenery: "I am here to repay the favor." ”

I involuntarily stepped back and said vigilantly, "Don't mind! If you're a snail girl, I can still fry a spicy snail, but you'...... Ahem, can we stop playing this trick, what if you get pregnant and give birth to a monkey? ”

The girl paused, and her eyes wandered, "What do you mean?" ”

"I mean, you're just a jade lute, and we're really not suitable!" I spread my hands and said: "You think, if you want to get pregnant, you will become a stone and give birth to a child, if you are a human, I can still pretend to be the father of the Fantastic Four, what if it is a monkey - then don't I subvert Journey to the West again?" ”

I was full of nonsense, but this Liu Pipa's eyes became colder and colder, and Leng Ding asked, "Since you know that I am a demon, why do you want to save me?" ”

"I ......"

Her words were like an initiation that instantly woke me up and paralyzed, what should I do in this situation? Fighting, my knife skills are definitely not opponents, in terms of running, this whole song is the territory of the sisters, and the report officer - I'm stupid, right?

Death was only 0.01 centimeters away from me at that time, but after a quarter of a pillar of incense, the mistress of death would fall in love with me completely, because I decided to tell a lie. Although I have told countless lies in my life, this one I think is the most perfect......

Liu Pipa raised his eyebrows, and said coldly: "If you don't say anything else, I'll kill you!" ”

I said sadly, "You should do this, and I should die." I used to think that I wouldn't meet the most perfect girl in the world, so I got married, but after seeing you, I regretted it, and there is nothing more painful in the world than this. Cut my throat with your sword! Look no further! If I could come up and give me a chance to do it again, I would keep waiting, and if I had to add a deadline to this wait, I would like it to be - 10,000 years! ”

The jingle sounded, a line of tears fell from Liu Pipa's eyes, and she said emotionally: "I can't imagine that you are so affectionate to me, I, I am so moved......"

I stomped my foot and said, "But I hate that I'm already married and can't be with you!" ”

Liu Pipa said: "Then what should I do?" ”

"I must confess!" I solemnly said, "I have to find her, tell her my feelings for you, and then ask her to let us be together...... Liu Pipa, you must believe me! ”

"I believe in you, I really believe in you!" Liu Pipa was moved: "Jiang Lang, don't call me by this name in the future, this is a stage name, only when we are here, you still call me by my real name, it sounds kind." ”

"Uh, what's your real name?"

"The surname is Liu, it was originally an inconspicuous stone rock, and it was carved into a jade pipa, so it was renamed Liu Pipa, but my dearest and loved ones affectionately call me 'Liu Yan', and you will call me that in the future!"

I could almost stuff a fist in my mouth, and I could barely close it: "I, I finally know why you have such a breast, you are Liu Yan for a long time!" ”

Liu Yan smiled reservedly, a crimson blush appeared on his face, and he couldn't help but divert the topic: "By the way, how is your official position, do you want to be promoted again?" ”

"Huh? Promotion? I was a little confused: "This is something that can be lifted if you want to?" ”

Liu Yan glanced at me, and asked instead of answering: "Why do you think my sister is helping you speak today, isn't it what I begged in it - how many capable people are just a little minion, why do you have the three grades of official residence, and what do you think of...... What ......"

"Old driver?" I smiled bitterly: "I'm also a nepotist for a long time, and it's still a trumped nepotism." ”

Liu Yan nodded and said: "It doesn't matter if he's nepotistic or not, anyway, you are my person now, I have to cover you - with our sister here, you can have whatever you want, the king is your brother-in-law, and you are wronged in one official residence, let alone three products!" ”

"Then thank you brother-in-law for me!"

…… As I was talking, Liu Yan suddenly tilted her body as if she was about to fall, and I was about to reach out to help her but stood still again for no reason, and said with a warm and angry face: "Jiang Lang, I have to go." ”

"Gone?" I was overjoyed, but I said, "Where are you going?" ”

"I was hurt by that bad old man's pulse today, I have to go back to heal, but I can't bear you, so I ......" Liu Yan's face turned red and said in a low voice: "Then I'll leave first, you have to wait for me!" ”

"How long are you going to cultivate?" I hurriedly said, "Who should I go to if you are not here?" ”

"Sister, I'll pass on a message to her later," Liu Yan smiled: "There are very few men like you anymore, I think my sister will understand my ......" Saying that, she began to gradually soar, and the looming scenery from below to the top added to the enchantment, and my nosebleed suddenly rushed out!

"A man like me? What kind of man I am, you name it! I covered my nose and exclaimed, "Are you complimenting me?" ”

"That kind of? Hee-hee, honest man! ”

I slapped my head violently: "Paralysis, isn't this the line of the white snake and the green snake, how did you get out here?" ”