Chapter Twenty-Nine: Fang Xiang That House

After a series of transmissions, revisions, revisions, and the process of passing the words, the will of the king of Xuan was finally handed down: "Xuan Bigan took Jiang Shang to meet him on the star platform." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Bigan the same, wiped the sweat on my forehead, and my feet were a little shaking when I stood up, technically speaking, there should be low blood sugar, I couldn't help but say: "Lord Bigan, I suggest that you bring a piece of sugar in your pocket in the future, if you come to see the king again, you will stuff your mouth first, so that your eyes will not be black when you get up." ”

"You even know how to do medical divination, and you really have a bit of a doorway!" Bigan was surprised for a moment, then waved his hand and said, "Although I don't understand much about what you said, I still have to tell you, how can you eat when you meet the king, it's too disrespectful." ”

"How is this eating, tell you, you are sick, just stuff a piece of candy," I shrugged, "I don't care if you eat or not......

The two of us have a chat with no match, it has been more than half an hour after going to the top, the top of the star picking tower is a roof garden, the middle hall on both sides of the side hall, the rest are pavilions, Bigan took me to the ground again and shouted: "The king, the minister knocks on the king." ”

People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and I could only shout aggrievedly: "Long live the king, long live, long live!" ”

The curtain was opened, and a big man with a beard on his face walked out with a happy face, and first smiled at me: "You kid is very good at talking!" Then he raised his hand and asked Bigan to get up: "Come, Agan, get up." ”

I'm Nima, he's actually Agan......

I honestly and unceremoniously got up with Bigan, and at this moment the king had already sat on a stone bench by the railing of the building, and picked up a cup of tea casually: "Didn't you ask for sick leave today, what are you doing here?" ”

Bigan briefly explained the matter and asked, "King, this matter is a matter of human life, so I can only come to ask you to decide." ”

King Su waved his hand simply and rudely, "What's there to say about this, since everyone said that the old thing was cheap first, then he deserved to be killed, let's also conform to the will of the people, as for him to find out the source, it's a big deal to offset the merits and demerits - what do you think?" ”

Bigan hesitated: "Is it too hasty for the king to decide the case like this?" ”

"Sloppy? All right! The king accepted it humbly, nodded and said: "Then follow the old rules - come here, bring the king's dice, let's throw the size to decide!" ”

Bigan was a little moved and said: "This is much better - the king is a model in the world, and the minister must record this matter in the history books for eternity, so that future generations will know the king's virtues." ”

The king waved his hand casually: "That's it, is this king the kind of person who sells his fame and reputation?" After that, he took a pair of dice handed over by the attendant, closed them in his palms and began to squint and prepare......

I was stunned and pulled the hem of my clothes, and said, "Lord Bi, you don't really think that rolling the dice is more reliable than the nonsense just now, do you?" ”

Bigan turned to look at me and said, "Rolling the dice is in accordance with the will of heaven, isn't the will of heaven greater than nonsense?" ”

I snorted angrily, "You can really talk nonsense! ”

Bigan laughed and didn't say anything, I was desperately trying to stop the dice roll, but at this time-

"Wait!" At this moment, a coquettish voice came from the hall, followed by a beautiful and stunning woman, in the words of the current popular saying: It's just like Fan Bingbing, so beautiful that she doesn't look like a person at all!

Needless to say, this must be Daji, the first person on the list of disasters to the country and the people and the list of the black cauldron!

Fan Bingbing...... Uh, no, as soon as Su Daji came out, the face of the king suddenly changed, and he instantly turned into a warm man from a big man who picked his feet, and said softly: "What is the opinion of the mother, do you think it is unfair?" It's okay for you to say, if you want to kill, you can choose whatever you want, I will definitely enforce the law impartially and never show favoritism......"

I shivered violently, my whole back was cold, and then I heard Su Daji say leisurely: "King, I don't think this matter can be done like this-there is merit to be rewarded, and guilt is to be punished, how can you give things in a daze?" It's better to let Jiang Shang prove his ability, if he is really talented, then reward him for being an official, and let everyone know the king's ability, do you think it? ”

"It's up to you," said the king, turning his head to me, "did you hear what Niangniang said?" Here, show your hand! ”

Hey, how do you say that's what I'm going to do? Although I am full of wealth, but it's a pity that my buddy is studying liberal arts, and I can't get the same tricks in science and engineering, and even if I'm a science major, it's useless - I didn't go to college at all, and I didn't learn to cook all the days and days, how do you tell me to get it?

It's okay to stir-fry two dishes, but ...... Now there is no material, and even if there is material, it can't prove my otherworldly identity, this is useless - it can't be said that the main business of the Jade Void Palace of Yuan Shi Tianzun is to teach the demon catching side business to stir-fry, this is not a Lan Xiang!

I grabbed my hair and thought hard, and suddenly my eyes fell on the golden cup in the hand of the king, and an idea suddenly came out of my heart, and without saying a word, I immediately took the two cups, handed them to Bigan and asked him to find someone to drill in the middle, and then connected them with a rope - so, the two cups were a rope, and the simple intercom I learned in elementary school became!

I handed a cup to the king, and I ran far away with the other one at the length of the rope, signaling the king to put his ear into the cup, and then gently shouted to the cup: "The Yangtze River calls the Yellow River, the Yangtze River calls the Yellow River, OVER!" ”

The face of the King of Xuan suddenly showed a look of surprise, and he was stunned: "I can actually hear it from such a distance, Jiang Shang is really a god-what should I say, and what does the last 'vomit' mean?" ”

"You can say 'Yellow River received,' and the last sentence is a mantra," I tried to curry favor with the official, "You try?" ”

The king leaned up: "The Yellow River received!" On the side, Bigan reminded: "Vomit Waer, king." ”

He immediately added: "Vomit." ”

I replied, "The Yangtze River understands, is there anything wrong with the Yellow River?" Gottle. ”

The king came again: "It's okay, vomit Wa'er." ”

Me: "It's okay, I understand, I'm sorry." ”

The two of us have a very good time, and the king is as happy as the child buying a new toy, Su Daji came to try it, and I took the opportunity to suggest: "Wang, you said that it would be good if you got such a thing to hang it from the Star Picking Tower, and wouldn't it be so troublesome to spread the word in the future?" ”

"It makes sense, it makes sense!" King Dayue said: "This thing is really magical, and it will be done according to Aiqing's words in the future - what is this name?" ”

"Uh, pager, King."

"Good name!" King Xuan said: "Jiang Shangjin has meritorious service in presenting a pager, so let's do it, I originally wanted to grant you the position of Si Tianjian, but I thought that the pager was invented by you, so I just added a new driver supervisor, and if you are the head of it, the official position will be called ......."

I smiled wryly, "As long as you don't call the old driver." ”

King Su and Daji glanced at each other, and laughed together: "It's a good name, a good name - you will be the old driver of the driver's supervisor in the future, and the official residence is the third grade." ”

I looked at Bigan helplessly, and he immediately congratulated me: "Congratulations to Driver Jiang, this is really a good name!" ”

I could only say: "It's okay - although the old driver is not good, it is better than the old supervisor!" ”

After the king was sealed, I was asked to leave as usual, but before I left, Daji stopped me again, and then I saw that this girl's whole person was entangled in the king, and Sakura lips spit lightly: "King, since this Jiang Shang's ability is so good, the sealing official alone is not enough to show the king's kindness, so it's better to give another house, right?" ”

The king nodded and said, "The idea is good, the widow is approved - Agan Aiqing, what do you mean?" ”

"I don't have this budget this year, my lord, now the fiscal deficit is already very serious, and with the inflation rate, the housing prices of our Chaoge are about to collapse...... Where is the money to give the old driver a house? ”

"This ......" King Xuan instantly frowned: "I'll think about it again......"

Without waiting for King Bigan to discuss an idea, or waiting for me to open my mouth, I didn't expect Daji to interject first: "What's so difficult about this?" Anyway, there are a lot of houses in our palace, can't you just let him live in a room - in this way, not only will you save money, but the king can see him every day, why not? ”

it! What does this mean......

This is not the time to think about it, although I think that staying in the palace will definitely have an unforgettable love story, just like Dong Yong and his Seven Fairies, Wei Xiaobao and the Lord of Jianning, and Zhu Bajie and Miss Gao...... But the risk is also huge, not to mention that Ren Xiaoyan alone is not something I can deal with, so at this moment, at this second, I shouted out in a hurry:

"King, inventors need a quiet working environment, it's better to live outside - just find an empty house, you don't have to worry about my!"

The king came to his senses and said, "I see! By the way, I've killed a lot of rebels and thieves recently, so just find you a random one - Ah Gan, this matter will fall on you, okay? ”

"Yes!"

The king and Bigan answered and decided my matter, and it was in vain that Daji tried to say anything, but she just smiled indifferently, and it seemed that she didn't care about it, so we left it to us.

I had to pick up the star building, and Bigan asked me: "The house left by the thieves recently has Fang Bi and Fang Xiang, as well as the old prime minister's business, do you like that one?" ”

I thought about it, as Jiang Ziya's replacement, I am familiar with the fate of this girl, and it is estimated that it will be the number of ways to flee to Xiqi in the near future. ”

"Then Fang Xiang!" Bigan said bluntly: "His house is not only close to the city gate, but also has a separate study, which should suit your appetite." ”

"Bah, isn't Fang Xiang a wrestler, why do you want a study?"

Bigan smiled: "You just don't know one thing but you don't know the other - although Fang Xiang is a wrestler, he has a young heart, so he has been writing serialized novels for Chaoge Daily, do you know what his pen name is?" ”

"I don't know."

"Fang Xiang!" Bigan said proudly: "This girl just changed a word - I thought we didn't know it was him!" ”