Chapter 8 Beautiful women look better in fights? Ghost Hunt Death ~ Team!
"Sure enough~ I'll just say it! How could I be wrong! Wu Ding and Ji Yun, who returned to the dormitory, really found evidence on the door, and there were small particles suspected of being meat lingzhi on several doors near 5134, if nothing else, it was all the dormitories that had experienced "ghost knocking" recently-don't question Wu Ding's intelligence-gathering ability, the gossip skills of this product are proportional to the size of the brain hole, and he is quite familiar with the half-story dormitory nearby-although others believe that he is for the convenience of rubbing hot water......
"Wow~ You're amazing! Should I say that I deserve to study archaeology? So you can solve these problems? Cen Shen, who lived in 5135 opposite, asked excitedly. 5135 is basically a student of the Department of History, and the Department of Archaeology and the Department of History are the only two departments in the College of Culture and Museum. Bacon said well: "Reading history makes people wise, reading poetry makes people wise", learning history and loving to read poetry Cen Shen is very wise and intelligent in fooling people, which is proper to take a high hat to get Wu Ding, let them help solve the problem! In addition, the main work of archaeology is field archaeological excavation, cultural relics research, and site protection, which is not to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits......
"I still don't understand~ It's just a somewhat weird knock on the door, is it really necessary to make such a fuss?" Ji Yun, who was forced back to the dormitory by Wu Ding, was still full of resentment, and the regret of not seeing the towel being a beautiful woman finally evolved into a question about Wu Ding - it is said that there is only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname, and Ji Yun's nickname "Daoba" is like this. Don't question how Ji Yun's smooth and delicate face has no scars, please combine the two words knife......
"Mortal wisdom!" Accompanied by familiar lines, Wu Ding calmly pushed his glasses with his middle finger, and continued in the face of the indifferent Ji Yun: "You can look at the seal on 5134, we all know why there is a seal - because 5134 someone hanged himself, as for the day of suicide on the seal, it happened to be the day before August 13 on the seal - that is, this year's Midyear Festival." Hmm~ Today is September 9th, what do you think of? ”
"Could it be that ~, today is the Double Ninth Festival? No, the Double Ninth Festival is calculated according to the lunar calendar~ It's still early! Oh, I know, tomorrow is Teacher's Day, the day after tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and it's going to be a holiday, great! Ji Yun's high sensitivity to holidays must have been brought from his high school days, and this sensitivity will definitely accompany him for life......
"Okay~ good your sister! Halloween is famous for its heavy yin, and the yin of the dead will be even heavier; Hanging suicide is considered a horizontal death, and the person who dies horizontally will find a substitute; Moreover, the most important thing is that by day, September 30th is the night of the deceased's 77th soul! That is to say, in less than three weeks, if this goods come back, we will all be so close~ Who do you think he will find? Wu Ding felt very helpless about a person like Ji Yun who lacked common sense, and told his reasoning or doubts in one breath.
"Well, but didn't you say it before - as of 2003, the world's population was about 6.3 billion, and about 100 billion people lived on the earth, and so many people died, if everyone disturbed the people like this brother, the world would not be what it is now~" Li Dongyang, who heard the movement, got out of the dormitory and muttered while nibbling on cucumbers. It seems to be the nature of Chinese people not to be too big to see the excitement, and several people in the dormitory near this heard the movement and came out.
"I'll just ask you~ Are there more and more 'ghosts knocking on the door' these days?" Wu Ding's breathtaking gaze swept at the melon-eating masses around him who didn't know the truth - cucumbers also have melon characters, so there is nothing wrong with the mention of melon-eating masses!
"Let you say this, it seems to be really~" The onlookers thought about it carefully, Wu Ding didn't seem to be wrong, and the inexplicable knocks on the door at night seemed to be really getting more and more frequent.
Looking at the solemn crowd, Wu Ding couldn't help but feel a little fluttering, and began to imagine the scene of his tiger body shook, angrily slashing evil ghosts, and then gaining fame and fortune - well, this is good: "He is arrogant, but he is kind-hearted; He is low-key, but he is admired by everyone ......".
At this time, I vaguely heard a shout from outside the hospital-
"Someone is fighting~!"
"Two girls~ fighting!"
"Two beauties~ fighting!"
"That's right, take the eldest aunt's towel to paste her face~ splash her face with blood!!"
"Good! The black tiger digs out her bra directly, wow~!! ”
In a moment, the dignified melon-eating crowd had dispersed as birds and beasts, and rushed to the more interesting outside. Leaving Wu Ding alone, Wu Ding felt a deep despair of this world full of malice and lack of discipline......
Yes~ Where are ghosts more interesting than beautiful women fighting? So~You're waiting for me~!
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“so? You mean we should take the initiative to hunt ghosts? How do I think it's not ghost hunting but death? When Wu Ding said his plan to take the initiative, he was questioned by 5136. This is not~ Li Dongyang questioned on behalf of public opinion.
"I've already told you why. Feel free to go or not~! Although Wu Ding wanted to leave this sentence very coldly, and then single-handedly take on the boss like a rebellious lone hero, his head was not broken yet - it is easy to eat with fewer people, it is easy to do things with many people, and it is so dangerous to hunt ghosts, so it is better to pull a few more cushions to walk together, at least there are more people to disperse each other's firepower......
"Well, it's still very important. As for what to do~ we'll talk about it again! How about renegotiating? "Wu Ding is determined to pull his roommates together, but this kind of persuasion work, well~ commonly known as collusion, has always been carried out in private.
"What a chance! You think about solving the ghosts that have been raging for a long time, tsk, the adoring eyes of those girls! Someone will post it when you waving it!! And aren't you interested in the history class~ Eh, don't be embarrassed, it's normal for both sexes to attract, and male and female love is a great gift from Zhou Gong! You see that the people in the history class are like quails one by one, so we ......, "Everyone is a boy who has just reached adulthood, lustful and admires Shaoai, Wu Ding starts from this aspect, it is accurate to take the pulse, at least Li Dongyang and Ji Yun still eat this set."
"A lot of people are actually a little scared of ghosts or something! However, I didn't expect Tashi to be scared too? Hey, I thought at least you would go with me. I was very yearning for the deeds of King Gesar, and I originally thought that the snowy plateau was the descendants of heroes, and they would definitely become heroes! I was wrong...... Don't be angry, in fact, now we have a chance to become heroes, come ~ boy, become a myth! "The ancient wisdom of agitating the method is still useful, in fact, even if I was carried away by the high hat at that time, I can understand how much I can understand when I calm down a little, but I can't stand the good face of the Chinese~ The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the face must not be lost!" Li Changgeng did the same as Tashi, and did the same, nothing more than replacing the heroic epic with a martial arts novel - Wu Ding, who reads a lot of idle books, said that there was no pressure.
"Hey, it's a dormitory after all. Others? Everyone else has actually agreed, and you're the only one left~ Yes, we have to be consistent, it's all a relationship that comes out of sleep, and you can still watch us send ~ Phew, go to the peak of life alone? Then I must take my brothers with me! At most, as long as you want to bring food in the future, I'll have it all covered! Ah~ Okay, the dormitory will be cleaned by me in the future, well, maintaining the dormitory itself is the accusation of the head of the dormitory, that's right! "Xie An, Wang Zhe, and Ma Sanbao also fell in the end, and it is nothing more than that: move with affection, know with reason, if you can't do it, you will cede the land and pay compensation, and then sign some unequal treaties - anyway, Wu Ding is ready to learn from the old wisdom of the warlords of the Republic of France, and he is not ready to abide by it.
No matter what, after some private communication and PY~ phew secret transactions, 5136 finally reached an agreement, so this little ghost hunting to death~ phew, the death squad was finally established!
Please observe a minute of silence for Wu Ding, who has lost his temperance......