Chapter 7 SO~ Is it the big white leg that gives us inspiration?
Where exactly have I seen meat reishi? - Wu Ding spent most of the day thinking about this matter, pondering from noon to evening. No, it's time for dinner.
"I'm going to eat, who's going with me?" Wu Ding was hungry and wanted to eat, so he went to get the kettle and prepared to get some hot water on the way, while asking the rest. 5136 is an out-and-out snail dwelling, a small dormitory is stuffed with eight men, and the snail lives are not so crowded~ But fortunately, everyone gets along well, and it is better to ask who is going to go with you when you eat - I am used to staying with my brothers, and it is tasteless to eat and drink alone!
"Hey, I'm not going to eat tonight~ No, I won't eat in the future!" Li Dongyang walked down from the scale with a tangled expression, and stuffed the thing under the bed with a wave of his hand - it seems that the weight loss results are worrying. And don't throw it under the bed, so that the people who come in and go out will step on it? This is 5136 where every inch of land is worth every inch of gold!
"Don't you eat for lunch? You're playing big enough! So yourself! Wu Ding showed an expression of admiration, every fat man has a heart to lose weight - but this idea should be kept in my heart, and it should not affect the mood of our fat people to eat...... So Wu Ding was still ready to eat while admiring.
"Men~ have to be cruel to yourself! Beauties, wait for a brand new me! The perseverance of Li Dongyang's first half of the sentence has seamlessly switched to the obscenity of the second half of the sentence.
"Hehe~ Who was grabbing instant noodles with me last night? I also said that I would take a sip and go down in one bite~ Even half a bowl of soup and noodles is gone! Li Changgeng couldn't stand it, and ruthlessly debunked Li Dongyang. Life is already so difficult, some things should not be debunked, this sentence seems to be engraved on Li Dongyang's face - in view of Li Dongyang's weight loss is still fruitful, there are no longer so many words engraved on his face, which can be abbreviated as "people are difficult to dismantle"......
"So~ Are you sure you don't want to come with me?" Wu Ding still asked Li Dongyang very eagerly, at first glance it seems that he just cares about his roommate, but in fact, this is the dark psychology of a fat man who can't see another fat man lose weight - in fact, speaking of conscience, Wu Ding is indeed fat, he is an out-and-out little fat paper, although Li Dongyang is not light, but unlike Wu Ding, a pseudo-tall person who will be 1.8 meters, it is a real tall person, so although the weight difference is not far (Li Dongyang is also lighter than Wu Ding!) It can still only be called "strong"......
"Forget it. Help me bring a cucumber by the way~ No, two! Thank you! Li Dongyang finally resisted the temptation, and the person who lost weight ~ Can Huang Guang be considered a meal......
"Okay! Does anyone else want to bring food? By the way~" Wu Ding was still too young, and these words brought him endless remorse.
"Just waiting for your words!" Tashi, Xie An, and Wang Zhe shouted out in unison.
"Back to the pot meat bowl! Beef ramen ~ more spicy oil! Artichoke rub! This was followed by three meal cards. This guy still retains the bottom line of being a man, and he didn't let him have a treat - Wu Ding can only comfort himself like this. Who would have thought that these three rice cards Wu Ding had been getting them at the end of the month, and he was asked to bring food every time - did Wu Ding look like a takeaway boy, and he didn't have the surname He or Lu......
"Let's go~ Let's go, I'll go with you. They~ If you don't want to bring it, don't bring it to them! If you don't eat, will they starve to death? Hehe, if you don't eat actively, you have a problem with life! Ji Yun, who has five short statures, flexibly turned down from the top bunk, it is a pity not to practice gymnastics, and he completely disdains to use a ladder.
Building 5 is not far from the canteen, to be precise: Building 5 is very close to the nearest canteen. It sounds like a nonsense, but in fact, the old campus of Xianshi University is not big or small, but the canteen is concentrated at the east and west ends, and it takes ten minutes to walk from the dormitory building farthest from the canteen to the nearest canteen; And from Building 5 to the cafeteria, it will take three minutes at most - it is still summer, and the fairy market is surprisingly hot day and night, and it is good for an animal like an otaku to take one less step......
Wu Ding is actually not afraid of the heat, but as a Xianshi person, he is used to being sun-when he goes out in this weather, the difference between people and barbecue is just a handful of diligent. Also, at this time, it is already the beginning of September, so-so is cool, and it is put aside until July and August, and the weather in Xianshi will make you regret being a person every minute - the surface temperature of Xianshi in July is beyond that of Turpan!
"You're not too hot? Go so fast! Wu Ding is no longer able to complain about Ji Yun beside him, does eating really have anything to do with his attitude towards life - Ji Yun, you are too positive in this life!
"What do you know~ Go fast to occupy a good position!" While speaking, Ji Yun led Wu Ding to a corner of the cafeteria.
"Hmm~ Makes sense. What a nice place! Wu Ding felt that the place Ji Yun chose was really good, facing the door, backed by the air conditioner, away from the dishwash, but not far from the food window, which can be called a seat in the big canteen.
"What do you eat?" Wu Ding asked, for the sake of Ji Yun finding a good position, Wu Ding was ready to let him occupy the position and go to run errands and eat by himself.
"Just like you! Thanks! Ji Yun, who claimed to be active in eating, replied without raising his head - this is not like a person who is active in eating! Wu Ding pondered as he walked to the food window.
When Wu Ding, who was carrying a stainless steel dinner plate, came back, he received tons of critical damage - Ji Yun was inviting a few beauties who seemed to be looking for a place to sit down, and intimate contact with beauties was actually something that no man would resist, and Wu Ding didn't mind sitting on Ji Yun's light and enjoying it. It's just that there are exactly three beauties, Ji Yun chose a standard four-person table, and the cafeteria is still full of welded fast dining tables and chairs - so, this is the rhythm of letting Wu Ding eat standing up?
"There is no humanity of the opposite sex!" Wu Ding looked at Ji Yun with a grudge in his heart, and accused him with dissatisfaction - beauties are always a scarce resource, not something that can be handled by a good location in a canteen - what's the matter, you have to be a research officer or have a dung fork...... However, then again, doesn't Ji Yun often call himself "inserting knives in the ribs of his brothers", how can he turn his head and "insert two knives in his brothers for beautiful women"~ Is this really good?
"Hehe~ I want to create opportunities for us~" Ji Yun knew that he was at a loss, and he smiled.
"Let's eat~" The so-called people take food as the sky, Wu Ding, a flat-headed common man, has always put solving the stomach problem in the first place, there is food to eat, and the mouth is empty, Wu Ding said that he will not complain for the time being - this account Wu Ding has written down, come out to mix, and sooner or later he will have to pay it back......
"Hey~!" Wu Ding sighed heavily, wanting to attract the attention of Ji Yun, who was in a state of nymphomania, but it was useless - looking at the appearance of this saliva being left in the bowl, Wu Ding said that he had no appetite. Wu Ding finally understood why Ji Yun chose this location, this place is indeed a treasure of feng shui: facing the gate, ensuring that no prey will be missed, this is a strategic vision; Backed by air conditioning, it is easy to attract beautiful women who are afraid of heat to sit nearby, which is a tactical layout; Stay away from the sink, only the unparticular boys will sit near the sink, which is to eliminate distractions; It's not far from the food window, so that it won't be clear or found out because of the fascination of watching, this is self-knowledge - this product won't use all the wisdom on the sister~ No, look at the girl......
However, it is said that the beauties in summer are really cool and eye-catching! There are so many big white legs~ Summer, you are my favorite season. Tsk, that beauty is actually wrapped in a bath towel~ Eh, the towel quilt will come out! Mother, this figure is really nothing!! People gather by like, things by groups, and I don't know if Wu Ding has become unrecognizable or exposed his true colors...... Or, men all have the same face in the face of beautiful women?
"Suck it~!" Wu Ding and Ji Yun are still "far away", the same is to look at the bath towel~ Forehead, the towel is a beauty, Wu Ding sees the most swallowing saliva, Ji Yun's hala has been left in the bowl - Ji Yun also sucked it back unconsciously, wow, this noodle is slightly disgusting! Wu Ding looked at the saliva that Ji Yun sucked back from the white fungus soup, and said that he wanted to vomit a little. The white fungus soup itself is rich in gelatinous and slimy, and now Wu Ding always thinks of Ji Yun's saliva when he looks at the bowl of white fungus soup in front of him - the scattered white fungus in the soup is loaded and floating, which reminds Wu Ding of human nasal secretions; You can still count on the university cafeteria to give you good ingredients, and it's good to have white fungus......
"Wait~! I know what's on the door! That's the meat reishi!! Wu Ding realized and shouted excitedly.
"Meat reishi? You can think of this by looking at the big white legs? Tsk, brother, it's hurting too much! Don't you hear: small masturbation is pleasant, big masturbation hurts the body, and strong masturbation is gone; Eh, it's the same with that thing...... "Ji Yun didn't go to see the real meat lingzhi with Wu Ding and them at noon, and his understanding of the meat lingzhi was still with the cutest female reporter, so it was obviously a misunderstanding of Wu Ding.
"It's something on our door. Didn't I specialize in studying the door of the dormitory before, and there are some small yellow-white particles on the door that look weird~ I'm still curious about what it is, I know now, it's meat Ganoderma lucidum! Isn't that Zheng Guangzu who committed suicide from the Academy of Life Sciences? It must have something to do with meat reishi! Yes, take a look at other dormitories that encounter 'ghost knocking on the door', they should be able to find this kind of small particles on the door~ that is, meat Ganoderma lucidum! "Wu Ding instantly blessed his soul and comprehended it, connecting all the phenomena together. It seems that it was Zheng Guangzu who knocked on the door~ Zheng Guangzu's ghost is undoubted, and it is said that this suicide will not be because he lost the meat Ganoderma lucidum-didn't he say that it was stolen, it was a suicide in fear of sin; Or did he swallow that thing in one gulp, and then he couldn't explain it to the academy for his mouth~ Phew, suicide in fear of sin? No matter what, anyway, if there is a breakthrough, we will study and study first.
"so~ Is this a revelation from the big white legs? You can think of the plane when you look at the big white legs~ Eh, meat Ganoderma lucidum, and from meat Lingzhi to the ghost knocking on the door? Ji Yun looked at Wu Ding with a loveless face, because he didn't understand Wu Ding's thinking process, Ji Yun had serious doubts about Wu Ding's brain circuit, and labeled Wu Ding as "Note Lonely Life" - but at present, hot beauties, people who can still think of supernatural events are indeed not far from being destined to be lonely for a lifetime......
"Let's go~ Let's go! Go back to the dormitory and watch the door first! After that, Wu Ding pulled Ji Yun and left, ignoring Ji Yun's complaining eyes.