"Ah Feng, are you sure you accept antiques here?" This is a luxurious villa, it is a residential area. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoNo matter how you look at it, this is not the place to do business.

"That's right, that's the address that the owner of the antique shop gave me!" Ah Feng glanced at the note in his hand and said.

"Bang bang bang!" If it is, knock on the door!

"Brother Fang, here is the doorbell?" Ah Feng pointed to a small box on the side and said.

"Say it earlier!"

"Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong......" for a second, I pressed it dozens of times.

"Who?" There was a shout of cheering from inside the house. I guess I woke up from a nap.

"The one who sent you the money?"

"Huh?" There was a distrustful voice from inside, who? It can't be a sliver!

"I'm -- I'm -- sending -- dragon -- robe-!" I yelled into the room with my mouth open. Your uncle, hurry up and open the door, the sun shines on the cold winter moon for a while, and it still feels very hot after a long time.

"Ancestor, be quiet!" Sure enough, it worked, and I let out a loud roar, and a short, fat old man in his fifties came out wearing pajama pants and slippers.

He can't help but come out of this short and fat old man, if I let me yell a few more words, I'm afraid the whole community will know that this old man is going to buy a dragon robe. It's okay now, if you leave it in the past, you will be punished for getting a dragon robe! You're not the emperor, aren't you going to rebel if you make a dragon robe?!

"Yo, it's Brother Ah Feng!" The short and fat old man opened the iron door, and as soon as he came out and saw Ah Feng, he ran over with a hippie smile and stretched out his hand.

It was Ah Feng who contacted him before, so several of us are also Ah Feng's best acquaintance with him. The stocky old man was a standard businessman, and seeing the money was a good description of him.

"Ouch, big gold tooth, long time no see! Come on, hug! "Seeing the big gold tooth running towards Ah Feng, I flashed and blocked between them. He grabbed the hand of the stocky old man and shook it vigorously a few times, and then hugged him for a bear hug.

"Who are you?" After letting go, the short and fat old man looked at me with a confused face, a question mark on his stomach. What kind of person is this lord, come up and hug and hug, I am not a yellow flower girl. This product is definitely a master of doing business, and he is more shameless than me!

"I, I'm just... That one... That one... What's going on? Captain of the Dragon Hunting Squad! "Made, if you don't brush up on your sense of existence, you fat old man will be my air, right?

"How do you know my name is Big Goldfang?" The short and fat old man still had a questioning face.

"I just saw you have a gold tooth in your mouth!" Moreover, you are still reselling antiques, and this appearance is exactly the same as the big gold tooth described in "Corpse Blowing the Lamp", so what is the big gold tooth called if you are not called it?

"I see, brother, your surname?"

You fuck, I thought you and I were old acquaintances, and I hugged and hugged each other, and the short and fat old man scolded my mother in my heart. Lao Tzu has read the book "Corpse Blowing the Lamp", don't think I don't know what kind of character the big gold tooth is in it.

"The surname is big, oh no, the surname is Jin, oh no, oh it's not right, my surname is Wang!" I thought about the big gold tooth in "Corpse Blowing the Lantern" so engrossed that I almost forgot my name!

"Hehe, Brother Wang is so humorous!" The stocky old man chuckled dryly. I want you to be arrogant for a while, and then see how I kill you! Today, old man, I won't kill you, and I won't call you the big gold tooth! Ahh

"Come on, come on, everyone, please, I recently bought a few taels of good tea, and it's really time for a few little brothers to come!" The short and fat old man got out of the way and beckoned us in with a smile on his face, which was extremely polite and made people feel like a spring breeze.

"Oh, there's good tea? Is it West Lake Longjing? I turned my head and asked the stocky old man who was closing the door.

"......" The short and fat old man heard my voice, and the hand that pulled the door obviously paused. He has been rolling in the mall for decades, and he has seen all kinds of people, but this is the first time he has seen such a shameless person. This ability to kick the nose and face is too good!

"Without West Lake Longjing, Wuyi Da Hong Pao is quite fine!" Looking at the short and fat old man with some displeasure, I changed my words.

"What the hell are you...... Brother Wang is really good at laughing! "I'll bear it, I'll bear it, the short and fat old man took a few deep breaths, squeezed out a smile and continued to beckon us in. It's not that the cultivation is not enough, but for this lord, there is no lack of cultivation! The short and fat old man wanted to cry without tears.

I glanced at the big gold tooth and thought to myself that you can't even take out the Longjing big red robe, and you dare to say that it is good tea. In order not to irritate him, I decided not to talk about it yet.

"Big Golden Tooth, this tea is not even Longjing and Da Hong Pao, why do you dare to tell me that it is good tea!" I picked up the tea bag that the short and fat old man made tea for us and looked at it, isn't this the kind of ten yuan a pack on the street!

"Brother Fang, we're here to talk about business!"

"That's right, boss, don't care too much about tea!"

"When we sell the dragon robe, let's buy some tea ourselves!"

Seeing the hand of the short and fat old man pouring tea for us trembling, Ah Feng hurriedly persuaded me, for fear that if I continued, this short and fat old man would not be able to help jumping up, or faint directly. When the time comes, it's all in vain!

"That's right, anyway, any tea is the same for me, I can't drink it, it's not as good as boiled water!" After listening to Ah Feng's words, I thought about it, and I took a sip of the teacup. I didn't notice at all that the short and fat old man on the other side almost fell because he listened to my words.

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"That's what you're doing, aren't you?" After the tea talk, we finally got to the point. The short and fat old man's right index finger and thumb made an eight, and then turned it over.

"We're not eight roads!" After seeing the gesture of the short and fat old man, we quickly shook our heads and denied, Are you particularly sick, how old are we, and what age is the Eighth Route Army. I have seen this gesture in many anti-Japanese dramas, and the mystery is just like this short and fat old man.

"My gesture is not eight, he is 'bucket', the shape of the funnel, this flip is the meaning of 'down', I ask you if it is inverted?" When the short and fat old man heard our answer, he couldn't laugh or cry, and had to come up and explain to us in a suppressed voice.

"Upside down? No! The five of us shook our heads in unison. Inverted bucket is tomb robbery, after reading "Corpse Blowing the Lamp" and "Tomb Robbery Textbook", we know what this word means.

"Hehe, brothers, you don't have to hide it from the old man, from your clothes and skin color, as well as the sitting posture of your old man, you can conclude that you are doing this!" The pudgy old man made another "eight" gesture!

"Huh?" We looked blankly at the stocky old man.