"For one, you are dressed simply, and your hair and sleeves are mixed with these dirt and sawdust! This shows that you have been drilling in the deep mountains and old forests recently, or all along! What is in the deep mountains and old forests, I don't need to talk about this! The stocky old man took a sip of tea and looked at us triumphantly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"This ......" The five of us glanced at each other, what is in the deep mountains and old forests? Wood! Applejack has been chopping firewood and getting firewood for the New Year since she got home!

When the short and fat old man saw our expression, he thought he was right, and he smiled proudly and continued: "Second, you are powerful, with rough skin, and the smell of earth on your body! It shows that you often deal with dirt, and you must be practicing your family, and you must use it when you fight backwards! ”

"This ......" A few of us glanced at each other again, yes, we are indeed practitioners, and we were sent by our elders to practice martial arts in the next village at a young age. This skin is rough and has an earthy smell, isn't that the case for those of us who have been working with the land for many years? As long as we have a holiday, we are all doing farm work at home!

"Third, and very important, you have the smell of dried mugwort leaves! This thing is used to drive away corpse gas, where does corpse gas come from, I don't need to say it! The short and fat old man took a sip of tea and looked at us with a smug expression.

"Finally, the dragon robe you just showed me still has a corpse gas, which means that it has just been unearthed, right?" The big gold tooth still looked at me with a smug look on his face.

"My mother told you, that is my ancestor's dragon robe, and my ancestor is an emperor!" I said impatiently.

"Brother Wang, you said that your dragon robe belongs to your ancestors, so what era are your ancestors?"

"I'm not telling you. Hey, big gold tooth, I said do you want this dragon robe? Don't let me go to someone else! "This big gold tooth is so sick, isn't it? The five of us were completely speechless. After guessing for a long time, I didn't say a word right! We're here to sell, not to listen to your reasoning!

"Yes, of course!" The short and fat old man straightened up, put down the teacup in his hand and said.

"Then how much money did you pay to buy my dragon robe?" I asked cautiously.

"Brother Wang, you are doing this, there will definitely be good things in the future, and I want to continue to do this business with you. So, this time, I won't let you suffer, you make a price! After comparing the figure of eight, the short and fat old man patted his chest and said positively.

"Five hundred billion!" I didn't even think about it, so I quoted a number.

"Poof!" The pudgy old man had just taken a sip of tea squirted out.

"It's not that you can't bargain, why are you so excited?" Just when the short and fat old man opposite me squirted a mouthful of tea, I was quick to pick up a tray on the table and block it in front of me, blocking all the tea that the short and fat old man squirted out.

"Ahem... Cough! Five hundred billion? Are you selling the Forbidden City? "The stocky old man is choked half to death!

"If you are willing to pay 500 billion, I will immediately get you a title deed of the Forbidden City!" But I can't guarantee whether it will work or not!

"Ahem, that, Brother Wang, you have to be sincere in doing business, and your offer should be more reliable!" Five hundred billion? What is this concept? Can a dragon robe be worth 500 billion? Put it aside, 500 billion can get an emperor to be the emperor.

"That's 499.9 billion?"

"What do you call sincerity?" The stocky old man was furious.

"Isn't it sincerity to reduce 100 million for you? You give me 100 million to try! ”

"You ......" The short and fat old man was speechless for a moment.

"Alright, a million! It's always okay, right? "I don't want to tease the puppy old man anymore, it's not good to go overboard!

"This dragon robe is not worth the price, and it will not be earlier than the Ming Dynasty at the earliest!" The stocky old man still shook his head.

"This dragon robe is one million, and we will let you sell all the things we get from the ground in the future, how about it?"

"Is that true?" The stocky old man's eyes lit up, and he leaned over and asked.

"I swear, if I don't sell the artifacts in the tomb to the big gold tooth in the future, then I will go out and meet ghosts, and go down to the tomb to meet zombies!" In front of the big gold teeth, I patted my chest and promised.

Watching my impromptu performance, Applejack was stunned and dazed. They have been wondering in their hearts, will the boss go to the tomb in the future? Will you go to the tomb robbery? But do we still have a big tomb to rob here?

"Brother Wang is really a person who does great things! One million, deal! "The big gold tooth, the stocky old man, of course, won't believe my simple vows. Just now I was running a train with a mouthful of mouth, how unreliable it was, he knew in his heart.

The reason why he was willing to buy the dragon robe for 1 million was that the big golden tooth believed that he could sell the dragon robe for at least 2 million if he changed hands. He made a profit on this deal.

Second, he has a lot of hands and eyes in this city, and it has a lot of status in the antique buying industry in the Lingnan area, and he is not afraid that the promises made by these five people in front of him will not be fulfilled.

"Brother Wang, is a million yuan a check or a bank card?"

"Alipay!"

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"Boss, did you tear off the production label of that dragon robe?" After walking out of Big Golden Fang's villa, Applejack approached me and asked.

"Aren't you talking nonsense? If the big gold tooth sees that label, he'll give us a hundred at most! ”

It's an exaggeration to say that it can't be sold for a hundred, but it definitely can't be sold for a million. According to the production date on that label, this dragon robe was still produced in the year when New China was founded! This is obviously the dragon robe style of the Ming Dynasty, why is its history only a little more than a jiazi?!

"Okay, the dragon robe has been sold, everyone has worked hard these days, and now divide the money!" I took out my card and raised it.

"Boss, you have the most credit, you should take half of it!"

"That's right, Brother Fang, you fought snakes and zombies, and you also drove away leeches and destroyed black-haired monsters, so you should take a little more!"

"I have no opinion! This money was plucked by the boss from the big gold tooth! ”

"I agree with the boss taking half of the ......"

"Okay, don't say it, there are five of us, 200,000 per person, just right!" I interrupted them and said domineeringly, "Whoever says anything else, I'll confiscate their share!"

"Boss, this ......" Ah Feng hesitated a little, it was not that they didn't want this money, but they really felt that they couldn't take so much and didn't deserve it!

I waved my hand again, interrupting them and saying, "Guys, you've been following me since you were a kid, fighting, stealing chickens and dogs!" Every time we have a harvest, it is evenly distributed, how can this be an exception? ”

"You've all been unemployed lately, and the future of manufacturing in the coastal areas is still bleak after the Chinese New Year, so it's hard for you to find a job! So you can respond to this money in an emergency! ”

"I gave this money to you in the hope that Ajie and the three of you could get married quickly, instead of taking this money to spend all day and drink and spend it all at once!"

"Thank you, Boss, I'll remember!"

"Thank you, boss, I'll be obedient!"

"Thank you, Boss, I'll do it!" Applejack said one after another.

"Brother Fang, the money is divided, what are we going to do next?" Ah Fu asked.

"We've worked so hard for so many days and made so much money, it's time to enjoy it!" I waved my hand, led the way in front of my head, and said, "Guys, go a wave of great health care!"