Chapter 3 Linear Thinking = Not in Love in the Second Half of the Year?
"Anyway~ have you noticed that there is a strange atmosphere in the school recently?" Ji Yun rushed forward without looking back. These are the only ones who went to dinner. Why do you say 'again'? There is no way~ Xianda's student cafeteria has always been known for its low price and strange taste, like what: braised pork **, fried oranges with green vegetables, roasted potatoes with strawberries, fried peppers with moon cakes, cantaloupe rice cakes and beef cubes and other famous dishes emerge in endlessly, which really makes most normal people accept powerlessness, SO~ Only these two are willing to come - as for the others, those who have activities have gone out to do activities, and those who have no activities just nest in the dormitory on the grounds of avoiding spiritual pollution......
"Whew~ Whew, are you talking about~ What kind of supernatural events are there?" Wu Ding, who was out of breath, hurriedly asked. According to the current frequency of supernatural events, Wu Ding feels that it is unknown whether he can survive to graduate, and now when he hears Ji Yun say something weird~ His first reaction is that there is another supernatural event.
"Hey, where did you think you went! I mean, everyone seems to have no intention of studying lately, hmm~ You look around, even the people who come to eat are one-on-one couples. There are too many people who have been in love lately, right? Ji Yun waved his hand, feeling as if he wanted to dispel the bad luck - Wu Ding, the crow's mouth, no matter what he said~ has always been a good spirit but not a bad spirit, Ji Yun already has a sense of foreboding.
"I'll go! Is it in the way of you that people are in love? Besides~ How many girls can you find in the sky? People are eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, you can't wait to even serve the pot! Wu Ding felt that Ji Yun was purely salty and eating radishes, and this kind of mentality was just like Jia Baoyu walking in the school every day - the ownership of all female creatures in the sight automatically changed? Ji Yun, you are a fully automatic humanoid self-propelled seeder......
"No~No~ No, you didn't understand what I meant at all. I ask you what day it is? Ji Yun felt that Wu Ding's IQ fluctuated too much - when he died, he could play at a super level, and when he was hungry, he basically stopped in arrears; Now it's time for downtime to pay in arrears......
"Today is the 10th or 9th of October~ so much! Let's go eat first! Wu Ding thought for a long time and didn't answer.
"Stupid! Do you rely on food to maintain your IQ? When it came to the meal, all he meowed in his head was eating! Ji Yun said dissatisfiedly.
"Hey~ Isn't it to live to eat~ No, don't you want to eat while you're alive?" Seeing that he was about to go to the cafeteria, but was blocked by Ji Yun at the door and said that there was nothing to do, Wu Ding felt very angry - there is nothing in the world that can stop a fat man from gaining weight, if there is, then be prepared to be run over by a fat man......
"I ask you: Which organ of the human being is the most important? Ten out of 10 people answered that it was the brain - which organ made this conclusion - or the brain! The brain is now telling me: he is hungry and needs energy~ So, what's wrong with my mind now only eating? Even if the world is destroyed, you must eat well first! Wu Ding said indignantly.
"What you said makes so much sense~ I was speechless...... Ji Yun could only follow Wu Ding to the cafeteria to eat first.
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"Why did you just ask me what day it is~ What does this have to do with people who are in love?" Wu Ding's eating speed and appetite are as outstanding, they are all a rice bowl, Ji Yun has only eaten half of it, Wu Ding has already stuffed it, and he also bought a meat sandwich bun as a dessert after the meal, and asked Ji Yun while gnawing - please ignore the fact that the meat sandwich bun can't be used as a dessert, you can eat it......
"Ahem~ You think about it now - there are always more people in love in the first half of the year in this world, and it's October now, and it's not normal for so many people to fall in love." Ji Yun swallowed the food, cleared his throat, and then said confidently.
"But ~ why? Is there still a special statistics on the egg pain of some people? Wu Ding asked curiously.
"No~ This is determined by the mode of thinking - men are linear thinkers, the cause ~ through ~ the result. When human beings are still in the stage of "food gatherers", the main production task of men is hunting, how to carry out hunting, naturally it is to chase and intercept, the most important thing is to chase, hunt deer and rabbits to obtain food - in the long run, behavior patterns affect thinking patterns......" Ji Yun said with a smug face.
"Hey~ What I asked you is-why are there so many people who fall in love in the second half of the year? Ask the opposing friend to answer this question positively! Wu Ding felt that what Ji Yun said was completely unfocused.
"Hmmm~ Let's be direct: First, the festivals in the second half of the year are one after another, and now the Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, and there is Christmas and New Year's Day and Spring Festival Valentine's Day behind - you always have to eat and buy gifts during the holidays, right? The big festival can't be stingy, in a word: it costs money! Second, the weather is getting colder and colder, and the girls are wearing more and more, and they can't touch anything when they hug each other! Third, spring is in the first half of the year - if you want to go to the base, it's better not to act against the sky......" Ji Yun finished speaking, and looked at Wu Ding with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children and guarding the winged angel - they all said so clearly, you shouldn't have any more problems.
"Well, there's some truth to what you're saying. But there are always exceptions - the rich and handsome who are not bad for money, and there are also people who pursue platonic love...... "Wu Ding, this is purely a pole lifting."
"I'll go! First of all, you yourself said that it is an 'exception', there are exceptions if there are principles, and what you say is that there will not be many people who fall in love in the second half of the year, and it is not that there are none; Ya, reincarnation in the Celestial Empire is already 'hard' difficulty, do you still dislike the difficulty is too low? Hum~! Ji Yun scoffed at Wu Ding's remarks that he had nothing to do.
"Okay~ you won. I knelt for my uncle~! Wu Ding said while making a gesture of admitting defeat learned from Li Dongyang - using his index finger and middle finger to imitate people walking, walking two steps and then bending his fingers ~ making a "kneeling" look.
Ji Yun was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, digging a few words from Wu Ding, when he heard a shout not far away-
"Someone is fighting~!"
"Hey, it's a girl~ Why is the girl still using the knife!"
So these two didn't have time to speak, and they went to watch the excitement - they just had a full meal and had nothing to do, and if there was excitement, it would be Chinese if they didn't watch it......
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"Just now we saw a beautiful woman arguing with someone. That beautiful woman is so fierce - the handsome guy who quarreled with her was slashed more than twenty times! Ji Yun, who returned to the dormitory, couldn't wait to share the campus news he had just seen with his roommates.
"That beauty is really fierce. But then again, that brother splits his legs, and he pulls his new love to show his affection in front of his ex-girlfriend every day, and it's just a matter of showing affection, he has to show off in the cafeteria, I don't know if the cafeteria is full of knives and forks - it's not unjust to be cut a few times for this kind of behavior! "Wu Ding's intelligence gathering and information analysis skills are still good - that is to say~ very gossipy......
"The scumbag dies, and he deserves to die! Then again, the scumbag who was cut won't really die, right? Li Dongyang asked while pulling the takeaway brought back by Wu Ding.
"This~ shouldn't be life-threatening, right? Although it looked bloody, he could still struggle to walk two steps, and it didn't seem to be very seriously injured......" Wu Ding carefully recalled the scene at that time, and said hesitantly.
"You're wrong! I heard that the beauty is a medical student, excellent dissection skills, a total of 21 cuts, the knife avoided the vital point, no knife injured important organs and large blood vessels, important nerves and other vital parts, according to professional analysis to pull the injury can only be regarded as a minor injury...... It's not just 'there will be no danger to life', it's just appropriate and deserved! "Li Changgeng, who has a date, is back, and this one has obviously watched it for a long enough time to know more about the incident.
"I'll go! It's a great knife technique, and it's even more perfect with a glass of Dry martine! "Ji Yun has been revisiting Xingye's movies recently, and he is also talking in a set.
"I'm thinking: This kind of peachy news recently, um~ Today's incident is no longer peachy news, it has become blood news, isn't it a bit too much? Didn't two girls fight on the road a few days ago, it seems to be because of something similar......" Wu Ding muttered.
"Oh ~ gag. Let me say~ It seems that something similar has happened every day recently, right? It's just that the battle isn't that big. Li Dongyang was told by Wu Ding, and he didn't eat any rice - today's "potato roast meat" is simply "potato roast potato", and the price of meat and vegetables was blind, Li Dongyang finally found a piece of meat in the potato, but when he stuffed it into his mouth, he found that it was a big piece of ginger, and he really had no appetite. Besides, it's obviously more attractive than potatoes and roast meat, it's obviously a split-leg man who is chopped!
"Can we assume that there is some connection?" Wu Ding posed as a contemplative and activated the charge in pretending mode......
"Your assumption is too bold! Who else can manipulate human feelings? Well, even if there is any black technology that can manipulate feelings, how can it be used on so many people? This is not scientific~ Unless it is a fairy! Li Changgeng listened to Wu Ding's words, but after thinking for a while, he denied Wu Ding's unreliable idea.
"Yo~ Mr. Sherlock Wood or Inspector Ding Polo, you are too much of Conan, right? Hey, don't say that you and Inspector Polo still look a little alike - the same egg-shaped head, but you can weigh more than two people, but the brain capacity is estimated to be more than half of others...... "Li Dongyang always comes with his mouth open.
"You coercion - digging me while eating the food I brought, what about your festival!" Wu Ding, who failed to start the pretending mode to start, was extremely unhappy, and pounced on Li Dongyang without saying anything.