Chapter 2 Seeing two children poop X ~ Zeus only seeing poop X

"Confucius traveled eastward, saw the two children arguing about the day, and asked him why he ......" Wu Ding's voice of reading sounded in the dormitory. It's not that Wu Ding loves to study, it's that the brothers go out to eat Haisai too many times during the eleventh holiday, and if they don't want to sew up their mouths and buttocks in October, they can only nest in the dormitory and read books.

"Confucius ~ See two children? Wu Ding, what books do you read? It's so exciting! Ji Yun is also reading, and the reason is the same as Wu Ding's, it is because of the shyness caused by going out to eat and drink too much, which is referred to as "poor".

"It's the day of debate! Argue about the size of the sun! Where do you think about it, is the liquid in your brain really brainy...... "Li Dongyang is also reading a book - to be precise, everyone in 5136 is reading a book, and the result of competing for a treat is that everyone doesn't have much money......

"Hehe, I'm just going to liven up the atmosphere. Wu Ding, you read the story of ~ two children arguing about whether the sun is big at noon or big in the morning, right? Ji Yun said that I am not unlearned, but just to enliven the atmosphere - this is obviously to talk about him left and right.

"Anyway~ is the sun close to people in the morning, or near people at noon?" Wang Zhe, who is full of intellectual curiosity, continued. "This should involve the rotation of the earth, the revolution and the dimension of the observer, I will try to calculate ......" Wang Zhe continued to mumble to himself, and almost took out his pen to check it. Geography belongs to the liberal arts in the college entrance examination, Wang Zhe is not used to college life, and he subconsciously answers the questions when he encounters them - the first student in 5136 really lives up to his reputation, and the first score in the college entrance examination is not for nothing......

"Stop~ I know this problem! Don't forget it, I'll have a headache when I mention 'counting' now......" Wu Ding hurriedly shouted. What if you don't learn mathematics about good archaeology? When Wu Dingbao was a major, he obviously read the professional curriculum, and the archaeology major did not have the word "mathematics", but when it came to the beginning of the semester, all liberal arts majors also had to learn mathematics, although it was a relatively simple "Liberal Arts Mathematics". Battered~ Well, to be precise, Wu Ding, who has not passed mathematics since junior high school, is about to go crazy......

"Oh yo~ You scumbag actually know! Who claims that geography is almost indistinguishable, and there are also 250 points in the college entrance examination? Hmm~ You're 250! Li Dongyang couldn't stand it anymore, and he didn't hesitate to demolish Wu Ding - if Li Dongyang saw that his roommate pretended to be forced to break it, he always felt that life was meaningless......

"First, I scored 254 points in the comprehensive exam, not 250! Second, I'm just a picture idiot, and I'm not so good at reading maps; Third, in addition to "Liezi" and this "Heavenly Way and Humanities", I just have ~~" Wu Ding patted the other book in his hand.

"In the period from January to July, we are closer to the sun at noon than at dusk; In the period from July to January, the opposite is true. But the fact that the rising sun and moon seem to be much larger is a complete illusion – it has to do with our optic nerve, which looks big when we look at things and small when we look down or up. If a person lies on the ground, he thinks that the sun or moon at the zenith is great, but the horizon is smaller. That's it! Wu Ding said proudly.

"Hey~ Let's not say if there is one in this book. You haven't read at all, have you? Li Dongyang felt that Wu Ding was talking again, is there really such a thing as a character in this product......

"I've seen it~!" Wu Ding looked confused.

"I mean~ you didn't read a book when you said it!" Following his character, Li Dongyang also questioned Wu Ding's language ability.

"Isn't it natural to write down the parts of the books you are interested in? If you don't believe it, you're looking for it~ I remember it was in the section of 'Mid-Autumn Moon', probably the twelfth or thirteenth page. Saying that, Wu Ding handed the book to Li Dongyang.

"Oh~ really!" Li Dongyang didn't believe in evil, so he flipped through the book and found it, and sure enough~ Wu Ding was right.

"You guys really have a good memory!" Li Dongyang can only praise Wuding at will.

"Won the award~ Won the award, I am still a little far from forgetting. But I can always write down the general idea of the books I have read, and when it comes to mathematics, Li Kui, who scored first in the college entrance examination in our class, is not as high as me! Ha~haha~ha" Wu Ding's honeyed smile was interrupted by Li Changgeng, who was dozing off while reading a book: "What do you say?" So happy! I vaguely heard you say 'day', and it's too big and small, your taste is really heavy~ When acting was disgusting before, it was too deep in the play, right? Hey, Wu Ding, why are you so close to Li Dongyang? Wow, I'm going to stay away from you in the future......."

"Slap him! This product took our sponsorship, and if you don't want to repay us, forget it. Still choreographing our various nots here! Wu Ding, who was lying on the gun, rushed up directly and gave Li Changgeng a bullet brain, commonly known as "bursting chestnuts" - it's useless, after all~ If you don't agree with each other, you can open the film, then it is the patient; There is also something to say that I took the sponsorship of my roommate to tease my sister, and I have nothing to do to mock my roommate a few words later~ This kind of thing is really unkind......

"Don't mess around, I spent the whole night yesterday, don't be tired and don't want it, let me sleep a little longer." Li Changgeng said helplessly while hiding.

"All night? Tsk~ You have to pay attention to your body! There are also safety measures to be taken! Ji Yun said sourly. This kind of topic has always been Ji Yun's favorite, and the expression of envy, jealousy and hatred on his face can no longer be concealed.

"Of course~ I'm very careful, I said that my name is Wu Ding, I left your phone, I used Tashi's ID card to open the room, only QQ is my own, haha!" Li Changgeng said that he was very smart - this product always says inappropriate things when it is inappropriate~ Well, although it is the truth, it is referred to as "telling the truth"......

"Oh~ You're so careful!" The few people who lie down don't have to endure it, they already look at this thing like a big-tailed wolf~ owe a beating! Now he's blatantly using us to do things, and this can still make him run! This time, it was Tashi who rushed to the forefront, and opened the house with my ID cardβ€”the Great Day Nyorai blessed the divine change and opened again......

"Don't~ Don't! You are mistaken! The room was opened, but I didn't have to go up, just sat in the cafΓ© downstairs and talked! I'm not a stupid single dog, I won't ...... if I can't figure out the depth" Li Changgeng is trying to clear his name, but isn't "single dog" the norm for freshmen, and stupid - a few people who weren't ready to do it couldn't help it, "Click, click" came over with a finger......

"Give him a cross Jesus! Hmm~ You won't? Two people pulled his left hand to the right, two people pulled his right hand to the left, and crossed his hands to both sides, isn't it like Jesus was crucified~ Oh, there will be another person in the back to make up for the 'thousand years of killing'! Wu Ding said while instructing.

Li Changgeng struggled desperately, and took the time to kick Wu Ding - although everyone was joking and didn't make much effort, but this kind of-stirring stick that can't see the poor eating white buns~ That is also a cliff that cannot be spared. In other words, Li Changgeng, you think Wu Ding is a-stirring stick, so what are you who are being stirred up by a group of people......

"Dare to resist? Ya, there are just two people who have no place, Brother Xiaoma, you and Boss Xie scratch their elbows, let him know what it means~ can't survive, can't die! Li Changgeng's hard resistance has brought more serious consequences, and he doesn't dare to pull hard~ It's not good to really pull him out with three long and two short, and it's okay to scratch his elbow socket. SO~ Wu Ding motioned to Ma Sanbao and Xie An to hurry up, don't show mercy to your subordinates, and don't stop attacking......

"Ahhhh Li Changgeng shouted with twists and turns, and turned a thousand times. Is this the pain and happiness - laughing while crying out about the pain.

Strange laughter and high-pitched screams echoed in Building 5, drawing the imagination of the masses who did not know the truth......

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"Zeus was the king of the gods in Greek mythology and was called Jupiter in Roman mythology. In addition to being a god-king, Zeus was also the god of heaven and thunder, and many of the Olympian gods were his brothers, spouses, and children...... His children were: Athena, the goddess of wisdom, Apollo, the goddess of the sun, Artemis, the goddess of the moon, Hephaestus, Hermes, the goddess of war, Ares, Dionysus, the goddess of wine, Persephone, the goddess of youth, the three goddesses of fate, the three goddesses of time, the three goddesses of grace, and the nine muses...... and Hercules, Perseus, Minos and other heroes...... "The Ancient History of the World" talks about ancient Greece, and the students in the archaeology class experienced a deep despair - Greek mythology is the romantic history of the Olympian gods! Zeus alone ~ Well, God, it's enough to make N big questions.

"Teacher Lei, these won't all have to be tested~ It doesn't seem to have much to do with our future work, right?" Wu Ding muttered and asked-"Ancient History of the World" is only in the archaeology class, don't get me wrong~ Cultural relics protection is not to learn, history is divided into "Ancient History of the World", "Ancient History of the World", "Ancient History of the World", "History of Foreign Historiography" and other N courses to learn, and the content of the lecture is also more and more detailed, so naturally they do not take classes together......

"Oh, although Greek mythology doesn't seem to be the point, either from an exam or a practical perspective. But it has nothing to do with your future work~ This is not necessarily. Teacher Lei Yi didn't care too much about Wu Ding's attitude, and said on a case-by-case basis.

"Huh? We won't have the opportunity to go to Greece in the future except for tourism......" Wu Ding looked confused.

"It's not like that. You are all freshmen, and it is understandable that you don't know~ The exchanges between the East and the West in ancient times were much more frequent than you think, in fact, if you are a student in the history class, you may not encounter these in your work - it just so happens that I have some information here, so I will show you! Saying that, Mr. Lei began to put up the PPT.

"This is the 'Liao Dynasty Zodiac Painted Star Map' unearthed from the Liao Tomb in Xuanhua, Hebei. The zodiac signs are what you usually call the zodiac signs. This is the ancient Greek Hibaks division, the twelve constellations also have an important place in Greek mythology, each constellation has a legend in Greek mythology, such as: Taurus is Zeus in honor of his lover Europa turned himself into the image of a bull raised to the sky; Leo is due to Hercules for killing a male lion named Nemea; Sagittarius is in honor of the mentor of the Greek heroes, the great centaur hero Charon. In case you encounter similar mural tombs, there is absolutely no harm in knowing more about it, even if it is more convenient to check the information!

Speaking of which, during the Tang and Song dynasties, many people were also constellation enthusiasts like today, and Su Shi had a lot of research on the twelve constellations. Su Shi once said: Han Yu's poem said that when he was born, the moon was straight to the guide. So I calculated that Han Yu took Capricorn as his body house, and my body palace and life palace were both Capricorn, and he had a lot of slander in his life, and he happened to have the same disease as Han Yu. (Su Shi's "Dongpo Zhilin: Destiny": "Retreat (i.e., Han Yu) poems: On the day of my birth, the moon is straight to fight. It is the grinding scorpion that knows the retreat as the body palace, and the servant is the grinding scorpion as his life, and he has a lot of slander in his life, and he is the same disease! Teacher Lei pointed out the country, and his eyebrows danced, but the students below listened to it in a fog, and felt that they were all meowing Capricorn~ Bad luck and bad fate - so Greek mythology must be studied seriously......

"How many mural tombs are there! I've heard my teacher say that archaeology is all about 'protective excavations' nowadays – to put it mildly, it's just following behind God and tomb robbers, and the murals are basically nothing after hundreds of thousands of years and then exposed to the wind or sun or simply let the tomb robbers destroy...... Is this knowledge really useful? "Wu Ding is actually extricating himself - Greek mythology, such a thing as four or six, the name alone makes people feel desperate, and the most hestinous thing is that the Romans have to change their name when they use it, which is equivalent to two names for everyone with a head and a face! I can't see any relationship when translated into Chinese~ Jupiter and Juno correspond to Zeus, Hera is fine, Minerva corresponds to Athena, Ares corresponds to Mars, at least the pronunciation is a little similar, Pluto and Hades, Diana and Artemis, Venus and Aphrodite, what the hell is this?

"Hmm~huh? There are few mural tombs~ hehe! Mr. Lei used a kind of "Are you challenging me?" I accept your challenge! The expression stared at Wu Ding.

"Uh~no. That was not what I meant~! Wu Ding felt like he was dead again......

"In the 4th century BC, Alexander's crusades reached as far as Central Asia and the Indus Valley. The ancient Indians combined the carving art of Greece with the local Buddhist carving art, called the art of Gandhara, which was transmitted to China along the Silk Road along the east of Buddhism through the Green Mountains. The art of Gandhara had a great influence on the art of the Sui and Tang dynasties in China, especially the grottoes, and the Yungang Grottoes, Longmen Grottoes, and Dunhuang Grottoes were more or less influenced by it. In addition, there is no shortage of various cultural relics in the style of Gendhara...... "Mr. Lei magnified his moves.

"Sui and Tang archaeology and Buddhist archaeology are both important research directions of your archaeology department. I think it's still necessary for you to learn more about history, well~ This part is the focus of the exam! After all, it is likely to be used in the future~ Oh! Teacher Lei said, and at the end, he emphasized it with a very humorous accent - this is the unpleasant rhythm of disgusting Wu Ding's death......

"Oh~ In addition to the final paper, each person will submit a paper on the cultural exchange between the East and the West, given that you are all studying archaeology, it is best to write from specific cultural relics~ The Provincial Museum happens to have the 'Dunhuang Xixia Kingdom Exhibition' on display, I suggest you go and see it! Okay~ After class, goodbye students! With that, Teacher Lei turned around and left, ignoring Wu Ding, who was about to pay the price for his talk.

"You listen to my explanation~" Wu Ding is ready to reason with the facts, anyway, he doesn't blame me for this matter, I am also an innocent victim, okay......

"Explanation is a cover-up, cover-up is the truth, the fact is that there is a fact, and what is true is the beginning of your talk!" Li Dongyang said that if you don't talk about those words too much, how can there be a plain and unprovoked paper in the back, this kind of person will be damned by his meow.

"Ah~Ou!" This time, it was finally Wu Ding's turn to scream......