Chapter 32: Purple Gold and Red Gourd
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Looking at Hu Hansan's poisoned and crippled legs, I felt guilty for no reason, in order to do my best to do things for me, my buddy still doubted his character, and I was too much of a thing...... Uh, no, Ren Xiaoyan is too much of a villain's heart, no, I really have to talk about her when I go back......
Hu Hansan's face was indifferent, but my heart was upside down, and I didn't know how to say it for a while.
At first, I thought that I stepped forward with tears in my eyes and clasped Hu Hansan's hands, accompanied by a choked sentence of 'comrade, you have suffered' to set off his majestic image, but when I thought that he was not a party member and did not have such a high political consciousness, this method was not useful; The vertical son almost tired me and injured a general', but he always came back alone, and he couldn't find the scapegoat, and he had to forget it;In the end, I wondered if I could pretend that I couldn't stand such a big blow and simply fainted, but the people on the left and right, including the professor of the dragon sheep, were too far away, and if I didn't pay attention, I wouldn't just fall to the ground, what if I fell stupid......
So, within half an hour of Hu Hansan pulling up his trouser legs, I didn't say anything, because I just explained to you - I don't know how to say it!
Everyone was waiting for my reaction, and when they saw that I didn't speak, they naturally turned their faces to look over, and the one with the worst luck was Professor Yang, not only because he looked at me the most attentively, but also because he was the closest to Hu Hansan......
When everyone's attention was focused on me, Hu Hansan's body moved suddenly, his arms became more than a meter long, curled like a snake, and dragged Professor Yang to his side, his big furry hands crossed his neck, and two pairs of fangs rubbed out of his mouth against his neck, and his hoarse and seeping voice sounded: "Don't move, or I'll kill him!" ”
He slowly stood up from behind Professor Yang, the pupils of his eyes began to rise and shrink like cats, and his anger was completely different from just now, and he gradually had the feeling of the most familiar stranger. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Your feet are fine! Damn, this grandson is really pretending!
I couldn't hold back my temper, and immediately shouted: "Hey, grandson, you really betrayed the revolution!" ”
Hu Hansan sneered twice: "Don't act anymore, Yuan Batian, I underestimated you - I didn't expect you to see me so disguised, you are really not an ordinary person!" ”
"Well, this is usually used by yourself, and I'm really embarrassed to be told by you......"
"How do you see that?" Hu Hansan said hatefully: "I really can't see any flaws in me, say!" ”
I said helplessly: "Can I say it's a guess?" ”
"You didn't say it?" Hu Hansan snorted heavily in his nostrils, stuck his neck left and right, and shook it up and down: "Say it or not, say it or not......" His eyes glanced at me vigorously, trying to make me succumb by torturing Professor Yang.
Professor Yang's white eyes turned out, his tongue drooped and shook with the shaking, saliva splashed everywhere, making Zhenlong and Ren Xiaoyan busy hiding to the side, and I and Qiyi also hurriedly moved away, instantly emptying the middle of the county hall - in this weird situation, there was only one who didn't hide at all, that is, the errand who was almost strangled to death by Professor Yang just now, squatting on the ground with excitement on his face to watch the play, and muttering: "God has eyes, retribution is coming so fast......"
The schadenfreude of my subordinates is not in my hands, and I don't have the time to manage it, so I answered the fake Hu Hansan's question as soon as I dodged it: "I said, I said...... I said you let people go first, and I said it's not okay? ”
Hu Hansan obviously didn't understand the meaning of my words, and was stunned for a moment before he reacted: "Do you say it or not?" ”
"Say, of course!" I clarified: "But you have to put people down, if you don't let them go, people should die after I finish speaking, what am I doing with them?" ”
Hu Hansan broke off and shouted: "Less nonsense, say it quickly!" However, his hands were loosened, and Professor Yang's white eyes regained their black eyes, and the white foam at the corners of his mouth was similar to when he poured beer and poured the bottom, and the more he flowed, the less he flowed, and the more he dried up.
I said calmly: "This matter was actually told to me by the Dragon Descending Dao Master, he is the Dragon Descending Arhat who descended to the mortal realm to purify all sentient beings, you know, right?" ”
Hu Hansan was stunned, and then sneered with disdain: "Thank you for reminding, I have long suspected the origin of this old man, but I didn't expect it to be so big - you'd better not move, otherwise even if I die, I will have to kill this guy!" ”
I spread my hands helplessly: "I don't have an opinion if you don't move, but we can't just stand until we are old, and it's not a matter if you don't move your nest and stand still!" ”
Hu Hansan's eyes flashed: "What do you want?" ”
"I said it's better than this, why do you want to say directly, we can do it for you, if you can't do it, you can just kill him," I played the bachelor directly: "This way everyone will save trouble." ”
Hu Hansan said in disbelief: "Who are you fooling? Can the Lord Qingtian careless of people's lives like this? You don't have to pretend anymore! ”
This time it was my turn to be stunned, dumbfounded for a moment, I looked around and shouted: "Whoever made rumors, whoever made rumors, come out!" I all know that the old man is a corrupt official who is a wicked person in the ninth generation, and he actually spreads rumors to people that I am a clean official - are you trying to force me to death? ”
Everyone shook their heads together: "No, no, absolutely no ......" Then, this group of people rushed to Hu Hansan and shouted:
"Where are you asking, it's outrageous......"
"That's it, our lord must be a faint official, isn't it a slap in the face to say that he is a clean official?"
"I don't have the strength to see anymore, look, can our master be a clean official like this?"
"I dare to swear to God, the master must be a faint official!"
I pointed at everyone and shouted angrily at Hu Hansan: "Do you hear me, I am an out-and-out corrupt official, don't disgust me in the future!" ”
Hu Hansan nodded in shame and said with annoyance: "I'm still too young to understand the sinister nature of society at all-I'm sorry, I won't do it again in the future." ”
"If you know your mistakes, you can improve them, so now let's continue what we just said - will you kill him or do you say something?"
Hu Hansan laughed a few times, "Of course I made a request, originally I sneaked in to assassinate you and the old man, but now it seems that killing you is a bit unrealistic......"
"Sure," I said bluntly, "if I agree with you to kill me, wouldn't that be without a lack of heart?" ”
"So, I have only one request now: you give me the old man, and send me out of the city."
As soon as his outrageous request was made, we all laughed, and I threw myself back and forth with laughter: "You are embarrassed to say it!" Tell you, although this old man is useless now, and people are quite annoying, I have the intention to abolish this old girl......"
As soon as I said this, there was a sudden clanging sound behind me, and the dragon rolled his eyes and fell down, I looked behind him in a daze, where did the trumpet kill Qianmo stand with a copper bottle in his hand, and when he saw me, he immediately explained: "Godfather, I'll help you kill him!" ”
"Why did you knock him out?" I was so anxious that I almost hit my head against the tree: "I didn't say it again!" ”
"Bah, didn't you just say that he was annoying, so I did it for you!" Kill Qianmo tilted his head and thought about it: "There's nothing wrong with it!" ”
I stammered, "I don't mean that, I mean that although this old man is very annoying, he is kind to me, so I can't poison him next time - why don't you listen to it!" ”
"Hey, why do you adults talk like this?" Trumpet Kill Qianmo shook his head, thoughtful: "It's too troublesome!" ”
"You ......"
Without waiting for me to say more, Ren Xiaoyan had already stood up, and she was stunned and shouted at me: "It's because you didn't say it clearly, I can't blame my son, wait for the old man to wake up and apologize, anyway, it didn't hit it hard, how big can he be a fairy?" Now that it's like this, what do you say? ”
"Hey, you still protect this bear child...... I didn't have a problem at this point, shook my head and said: "Forget it - hey, didn't you say you wanted an old man just now, and now it's up to you." I said to Hu Hansan, who was getting stranger and stranger.
Ren Xiaoyan was immediately a little confused: "Why bother, why bother, why did you give people to him?" ”
"Isn't that what he asked?"
"He asked for it, but-" Ren Xiaoyan was angry: "Didn't you just say that the dragon descending is kind to us, and we can't poison it, why did you give it to him again?" ”
I explained, "Isn't that just now, it's better to give him a ...... if he faints?"
"You're too unprincipled, why bother!" Ren Xiaoyan shouted: "That's not how the account is calculated!" ”
"Then what do you say, anyway, Professor Yang and the Dragon Descending Old Dao are one of them, you choose!"
Ren Xiaoyan was so anxious that she stomped her feet: "What do you tell me to choose?" ”
A voice Leng Ding came from the side, his breath was dying but very firm: "I choose the old way and let him die." ”
It was Professor Yang who was stuck in his neck against his fangs who spoke, staring at me and Ren Xiaoyan with eyes like water, with longing in her eyes - do you remember that there was a promotional photo when you advertised love donations a long time ago, and there was a little girl with big eyes in it who looked so pitiful, he was almost exactly the same as the little girl, and her eyes were so expressive!
"You don't have the right to say in this matter," Ren Xiaoyan and I said, "You wait!" ”
Then we continued to argue......
Things have developed to this point, Hu Hansan is already a little nervous, and Professor Yang's words triggered his emotions like a flood, and the negative energy suddenly exploded, "Hurry up and hand him over, otherwise I will really kill someone!" ”
"Okay, I'll give it to you," Ren Xiaoyan suddenly interjected, "but you have to tell us who you are, right?" ”
Hearing this, Hu Hansan instantly laughed, and his voice became extremely charming: "I, I am the Golden Snake Spirit, and the one known as Xiao Jin is -- we have seen it before, have you forgotten?" ”
"So it's you?" Ren Xiaoyan and I were shocked: "You actually came in person?" ”
"Can you not come? It's useless to have a subordinate, so I'm so tired that I can only go on it myself......" As he spoke, the speed of change in Xiao Jin's appearance began to accelerate, gradually matching the image we saw last time, and becoming more and more familiar.
At this moment, a strange scene happened: the last gourd baby in the seven killings suddenly jumped out and shouted crisply: "Xiao Jin? ”
"Huh?" The snake spirit replied casually, and then his face changed instantly: "You are ......"
The gourd Waha laughed, stretched out her hand violently, revealing a small and delicate gourd in the palm of her hand, and then in front of our eyes, the gourd sucked in suddenly, and actually sucked the snake essence into it completely!
The Seven Killing Gourd Baby suddenly cheered with joy: "Yay! The purple gold red gourd is finally ready to use! ”
This gourd still has this hand? So what is it, could it be that this is the special companion of the legendary sheep fat jade bottle, known as the treasure of the bauhinia red gourd?
A picture suddenly appeared in my mind: on the top of the flat-topped mountain, where did the golden-horned and silver-horned fox spirit stand singing and dancing, and then the golden-horned began to sing happily: "Godmother, is the sun out and the moon coming home?" ”
Silver Horn also sang: "Godmother, where does the sun go when the stars come out?" ”
The old fox promised, "Ahhh
The sound did not stop, and the red light appeared, and the gourd and the jade bottle burst out of the hands of the two goblins respectively, and a red light enveloped the old witch, and after a while, the fox spirit was divided into two parts and was sucked in...... This picture, the thief is beautiful!