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As I ordered, the old Dao of the dragon and Professor Yang stayed in Yixiang Courtyard, the room was next door to Ren Xiaoyan's boss's room, and next door was me - in fact, for Ren Xiaoyan's safety, I proposed a personal and even bedside protection plan, but unfortunately she stubbornly refused directly, hating me so much that my back tooth socket was itchy, and she was ruthless when she was shut out:

"If you fall behind, you will be beaten, buddy is not uncommon, I have to tell you twice, and when I am hit in the chest in the middle of the night, I will know that buddy is far-sighted!"

The door opened, and Ren Xiaoyan stood by the door with a smile, clasping her hands around her chest, and smiling at me with the scissors in her hands: "Why do you explain to me, what does it mean to be beaten?" ”

"To be beaten is to be beaten......" I instantly understood what Ren Xiaoyan meant, and couldn't help but say: "Tell me about you, we've only known each other for a few days, why did you directly change from a cold royal sister to a female man, and an old driver, how can I love it in the future!" ”

"Haven't you men forced you to do it?" Ren Xiaoyan said lightly.

I pouted and said, "Don't blame men for everything, if Zhou Zhi is Li Mochou, you are now too-to be honest, except for pregnancy, everything else in the world is really done by you women themselves, and you can't rely on others!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan shouted angrily: "You say it again! ”

I went to my room and never dared to show up again...... So, all night without incident.

I had a rare night's sleep, and I didn't even dream about it in the morning, and I was dreaming of eating seafood and bathing in the Caribbean Sea, when suddenly a big wave came and poured all over me - I woke up from my dream with a cold shiver, and at that moment I didn't even distinguish between dream and reality, and shouted: "Why did the Caribbean Sea suddenly become the Arctic Ocean?" ”

After staring at it, I found that there was a seven-killing gourd baby standing in front of him with blue leaves on his head, and his cheeks were bulging as high as a male toad, and he immediately chuckled in his heart: "Are you spitting out my water?" ”

"Whoa—yes!"

The blue gourd baby has a mouth, and another stream of water directly poured my head and face, and after spitting out of the mouth, it is then bulging - it's terrible, this is an automatic refill, spitting water and spitting water and full, needless to say, it should be the fourth baby, right?

I subconsciously asked, "What are you telling me to do—wait!" Before I could utter the last sentence, Lan Siwa had another mouth, and this time she wet the whole bed for me......

"Whoa—good!"

I regretted it so much that I almost hit my head against the wall, I knew that the four babies had water in their mouths and asked him, isn't this looking for death?

I simply got up from the bed, pulled the window and stood facing out, and said while wiping the water on my face: "What do you answer when I ask, don't turn your face, right?" ”

Siwa nodded, and then I felt relieved to find a dry place by the window and sat down, and said with a pleasant face: "Why did you come to my father-in-law in the morning, is there something wrong?" ”

After all, the seven killing gourd babies are mixed with Ren Xiaoyan, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog, I must not be careless, in case I am sent by Ren Xiaoyan and I speak disrespectfully, it will be miserable - even if you want to be a cow and a horse, you have to give me grass, what does it mean that there is no grass?

There is absolutely no double meaning in the above sentence, so don't misunderstand......

The fourth baby spat out: "Godmother asked me to call you, saying that Hu Hansan is back." ”

"Hu Hansan is back?" I have forgotten this grandson after fighting to the death in the past few days, and at this moment I remembered the matter of sending him to Ma Liang's village, I thought that the vegetative man who met him halfway was dead, who knew that he was still alive - I was so happy that I immediately collapsed from the bed, took the hand of the fourth baby and left: "Where, take me quickly!" ”

"Whoa-" The column of water in Siwa's mouth sprayed directly on me as she turned around, rushing so much that I couldn't open my eyes, and I only heard the second half of the answer in my ear: "...... County office. ”

Hey, I forgot about that again......

The matter is urgent, I don't have time to talk to the fourth baby about this matter, but I secretly remember it in my heart: when I turn back, I must tell my godsons not to enter the house when they call me in the morning, and the fourth baby will forget it, in case it is the third baby, I will not roast the pig?

I ran downstairs, halfway through the walk suddenly felt full of urine, only then I found that I had been suffocating a lot all night, turned a corner and slipped into the toilet, and when I went in, I saw Professor Yang who was standing on the edge of the pit and doing the same work as me, I stood on his side and pulled his pants and greeted: "You are up too?" ”

"Ah, sir, are you here......"

The grandson respectfully turned around and saluted me, and now it was all right, and a soak of urine was sprinkled on me—I almost didn't cry for a second, "You were sent by Guanyin Bodhisattva to punish me, right?" Good end one morning, ruined by a few bubbles of urine and a few bubbles of water! ”

……

After I finished changing my clothes, Ren Xiaoyan and the others woke up, and they all stayed in the hall of Yixiangyuan, and there was an errand who looked like he had come to deliver a letter, and he bowed to me when he saw me: "Master, Master Hu has returned, and now he is waiting for the arrival of the lord in the county office." ”

The Seven Killing Gourd Babies didn't see it, but from the next room came the sound of their cooing and Siri's snoring and chewing, if I guessed correctly, it should be eating again.

"Is there anything wrong with him?" I replied, "Is it all back or is he the only one back?" ”

The messenger thought for a while and said: "It seems that only the adults have returned, and the others are nowhere to be found, so when Lord Hu comes back, he will let the villain report to the adults, saying that he has something important to discuss and ask the master to go quickly." ”

"Okay, I'll go right away," I stood up and said to the others, "Then I'll come when I go, you stay here and guard the ...... of the Seven Killings."

I raised my feet and wanted to leave, but Ren Xiaoyan stood in front of me coldly, and said suspiciously: "Wait, this is not right!" ”

"Huh?" I stopped suddenly, and everyone else turned their heads to look over: "What's wrong?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan smiled faintly, "Definitely!" Have you ever heard of a subordinate who doesn't come to see his boss, but asks him to meet him? ”

Don't say I don't know, when she mentioned it, everyone felt something strange, and Professor Yang rushed up with indignation and took the errand in his hand, shaking it up and down from side to side: "Say, are you with him?" What is his conspiracy? ”

Officer: "...... Uh-huh, uh-huh......"

"Yo, don't say it, you're quite bold!" Professor Yang strengthened his hands and comforted us at the same time: "Don't worry, everyone, I have learned the art of criminal trial, and I will definitely be able to figure out their plot." ”

Officer: "...... Uh-huh, uh-huh......"

"Your mouth is very hard, are you trying to force me to be punished?" Professor Yang glared and roared: "Ask you one last time, to say, or not to say?" ”

Officer: "...... Hmmm......"

Professor Yang turned his face to look at us, a little frustrated but more excited, and sighed: "Hard stubble, he must be a spy of the monsters, I can prove it to you!" At the end, he added: "I'm going to take electroshock therapy!" ”

"Forget it, you're not a grain land, prove that you're a hair!" I couldn't help it, so I went up and patted him on the shoulder: "If you don't plan to strangle him directly, put him down - you think he is Duan Yanqing, and he communicates with you in ventriloquism?" ”

Professor Yang was dumbfounded: "Ugh. Then he put the servant down on the ground, and this guy climbed on the ground and coughed for a long time, and then he cried with tears and snot, and assured me in a hoarse and righteous voice: "Master, I really don't belong to him!" ”

"Evidence?" I was completely unmoved: "Why? ”

The messenger pulled out a pickled radish from his pocket, and I understood at a glance: isn't this a small vegetative person, there is this thing that means that he stayed in the town yesterday, and he must not have gone out with Hu Hansan......

After figuring out the situation, I went straight to the county government with a large army, Ren Xiaoyan's words are right, this guy actually dared to let me go to see him, that must be some kind of ulterior secret, maybe he just wanted to trick me out of the Yixiang Courtyard where everyone gathered, and kill me quickly, since this is the case, then he must have betrayed the revolution - what nonsense am I talking about, catch 100,000 volts directly, Internet addicted teenagers can be cured or afraid that he will not confess and be lenient?

To tell the truth, Professor Yang's ability to put aside the Anti-Japanese War era, we can at least make a discount in eight years, not to mention anything else, just the trick of intelligence interrogation can get tens of thousands of more information, so wouldn't it be half the effort to draw inferences?

We rushed to the county office with high spirits, and as soon as we entered the door, we saw Hu Hansan slumped in the chair by Ge You, and I took Professor Yang and others to cautiously lean over and shouted: "Hu Hansan!" ”

Hu Hansan's eyes glared fiercely, and then snot and tears poured out together, and his voice was particularly sensational: "Master~ I thought ~ I wouldn't see you anymore~"

The performance is good, if it weren't for the inference at the beginning, I might have been deceived by his performance, but it's a pity, it's a pity, even if his acting skills are good, he can't hide from my subordinates - if he is an acting school...... Of course, his appearance can only be an acting school, then we are film critics, even if you are Chaplin alive, we will only give you a score of 8.5, and we will not let you advance.

Professor Yang touched my ear and said secretly: "Another flawed old man - did you see it, I saw that you didn't get up!" ”

yes, that's what I didn't expect, do you really think this guy is an idiot? In this case, I won't talk nonsense with him anymore, I glanced at the left and right, Professor Yang Descending Dragon Lao Dao immediately stepped forward and blocked his left and right, and the seven killing boys also rushed to me to prevent this girl from rioting, and I said lightly after the formation was full: "Hu Hansan, since you miss the master so much, then I will make an exception and allow you to come up and hug the master to commend your loyalty and bravery!" ”

Hu Hansan was stunned: "What did you say, master?" ”

"I said let you come over and hug me!" I laughed: "What, don't you miss me a hundred times, how can you give you a chance and you won't come?" ”

As he spoke, I slowly stepped back, ready for him to retreat at any time - this is not an escape, so many of my people can use it, I am a strategic shift, the main purpose is to avoid blood splashing me, hereby explain!

Hu Hansan smiled bitterly and slowly pulled his trouser legs...... Fuck, this girl's legs turned black from below the knees, just like the precursor of poisoning in the movie - now I know why he didn't get up!