"Give us four ...... for that trouble"

Before Nezha could speak, another black shadow fell in front of me, and the sound of the puff splashed countless dust and debris on our faces, and the brothers were suddenly angry: "Who? Do you know that there are people down there, you are too immoral to bungee jump like this, right? ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" A person quickly walked out of the dust, nodded and squeezed out a smile at us: "Chasing my son, I was too anxious to pay attention to the brakes, I'm sorry, everyone!" ”

Oh, my God! This thing is actually a young version of Li Jing, Li Jing before he became the king of Tota! I didn't expect him to come......

The four of us were stunned on the spot, and then they all looked at me, and I could only withdraw my stunned jaws, change my face and pretend to be indifferent: "It's okay, you, you're his father?" ”

"I am ......"

"He's not!"

Nezha and Li Jing Qi opened their mouths but the meaning was very different, judging from the analysis of the words, the relationship between the two is obviously still in the stalemate period after Nezha returned to his father, Li Jing was full of remorse, but his son was full of anger, although he couldn't do anything because of his master's affection, he didn't intend to forgive, so this dramatic scene appeared......

But that's not the point, the point is that I finally found a way to infiltrate Xiqi!

I turned my back to the two men and made a lip gesture at everyone: "Drunk them!" ”

He immediately responded: "Understood, Ben said it was sad!" ”

"Oops, father and son don't have an overnight feud," I deliberately coughed and stepped forward to pull Li Jing to sit by the fire, Pandora also appropriately pulled Nezha to the opposite side, and then I took off the roasted steamed buns and handed them over, "Come, eat them all, don't talk hungry!" ”

The two fathers and sons took the steamed buns, Nezha didn't say anything and just gnawed silently, but Li Jing looked at him twice and sighed, and then slowly ate it, Ren Xiaoyan listened to the string song and took off the jerky from the car, and took off the two bags of monkey wine that she was carrying with her hands, and handed me one bag, I didn't talk nonsense and opened it directly to take a sip, and then handed it to Li Jing and said casually: "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info brother, I understand your distress, I am also a person with a daughter, I understand it too well! ”

Li Jing was stunned on the spot, his face twitched a few times but he didn't say anything, he suddenly poured a sip of wine in the middle of the sound, and let out a long sigh - almost at the same time, Nezha grabbed another bag of monkey wine from Ren Xiaoyan's hand, not to mention that it was just a grunt, and the skin suddenly deflated the boss......

As the saying goes, borrowing wine to kill sorrow is even more sorrowful, these two father and son don't talk and only care about drinking, and it doesn't take long for them to get a little upset, plus we sang and talked on the side, I couldn't help but pick up the stubble, the first to speak didn't think about it was Nezha - he was drunk and burped, and complained: "Big brother, I didn't see that you are not very old, but you have a son...... How blessed you are! ”

"Happy fart, the little bunny is too disturbing!" I nibbled on the steamed bun and said, "You don't know how annoying this is, I really regret it......" "Don't be born in the blessing and don't know the blessing," Nezha shouted: "No matter how annoying it is, you at least have someone to spend Valentine's Day with you, look at me, I ask you, what should I do if I don't have a Valentine's Day on Valentine's Day?" ”

"If there are no dead people in the family, do you have to work hard to kill one or two before the Qingming Festival?" I didn't care, "If not, it's not enough!" ”

"Wow, that makes sense!" Nezha's glasses suddenly widened: "I have to write it down......" As he spoke, he took out a pen and paper from his baggage, began to write down one stroke at a time, wrote a few words, and looked up and asked me: "What did you say after the dead man?" ”

"Do you have to go to the trouble of killing one or two before the Qingming Festival," I replied, "and that's probably what it means." ”

Seeing his son like this, Li Jing couldn't help but be moved: "Hey, it's all my fault, it's all my fault - now I just ask God to favor us and let our Li family all have sons, don't be daughters!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan and Pandora immediately disagreed: "What age are you, why do you still have old ideas, how pedantic the idea of patriarchy is," the two pouted and said: "Uncle, children and daughters are the same, and daughters are also heirs!" ”

Li Jing covered his face and said: "Where am I doing this - I actually want to have a granddaughter to hug, but if you look at my son's appearance, isn't giving birth to a daughter delaying her for the rest of her life?" ”

We were all stunned, and then said in unison: "It's good to have a son, it's good......"

Nezha's drunkenness was already on his head, Li Jing's words sounded extremely sarcastic in his ears, and all the hatred surged up in an instant, he stood up suddenly, and scolded Li Jing with a finger of his hand: "Li Jing, don't kick my nose in the face, tell you, even if the master has orders, if the master is on fire, he will still pierce your three guns and six eyes!" ”

Li Jing said sadly: "You pierce, I am willing to die under your gun......"

Hearing this, Nezha not only did not stop, but was furious and directly picked up the silver spear, and was about to stab at Li Jing - a group of us immediately rushed forward in a noisy, and those who grabbed guns grabbed people and hugged people, and all persuaded: "Don't be impulsive, buddy, why can't you sit down and say it?" ”

What's more, for example, Ren Xiaoyan couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted angrily: "Do you have a conscience, even if he is wrong, it is your father, you can actually go down and prick him - let me tell you, although you are ugly, you are luckier than many handsome people, do you know?" ”

Nezha was stunned for a moment, and his hand couldn't help but loosen: "How did I get lucky?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan said with a straight face: "Time is only ruthless to those who are originally good-looking, and those who are not good-looking from birth, there is nothing that time can do with them!" ”

Nezha said angrily: "According to what you mean, I still have to thank them for cutting corners when they made me?" ”

"Uh, what do you mean......"

"Where did I use to be so ugly!" Nezha said hoarsely: "It's because of the lotus root reshaping that it became so ugly, if they hadn't forced me, I wouldn't have died, and if I didn't die, I wouldn't have been reshaped, and I wouldn't be so ugly!" ”

"Can you not be ugly, eating lotus root is equal to ugly!" I interjected on the side: "This is to blame your master, if he doesn't lack a heart and eyes, can he use lotus root, and using carrots and cucumbers is better than lotus root!" ”

Okay, I know why Nezha has always hated Li Jing so much that his teeth are itching, and it is not written in all classic novels, in fact, in the final analysis, this is the reason - Ya was made ugly!

"It has nothing to do with the master, they are the source, they are the cause of everything!" Nezha said violently: "You say, what should I do if I look like this, I can't be a single dog for the rest of my life, right?" His eyes were cracked, his eyes were bloodshot, and his face was full of bloodshots, and he saw that he had reached the critical point of the outbreak, if no one put out the fire, it would explode in an instant, and it was estimated that the drunkenness would soon be in vain - more importantly, if this girl got into a fight with his father, it would definitely affect us, how could we save the old man of Montenegro at that time?!

I can only go on this kind of crisis moment, I didn't change my posture and still hugged him, and instantly became tearful: "Don't be discouraged, buddy, I don't know if you have heard of a sentence - no matter who you are, there must be a suitable person waiting for you in this world, you didn't meet him just because it's not yet time, God has its own arrangement, you will definitely have someone to want!" ”

"Really?" Nezha's crazy eyes suddenly appeared with a hint of clarity, and he said in disbelief: "Then tell me, how long will I have to wait?" ”

"Zixia Fairy has waited for Sun Wukong for 500 years, Sun Wukong has waited for Tang Seng for 500 years, Long Kui has waited for Longyang for 1,000 years, Yi Xiaochuan has waited for Yushu for 2,000 years, Xi Yao has waited for Feipeng for thousands of years, and Zixuan has waited for Changqing Sansheng III...... Do you know what that means? ”

"What?"

"This shows that who pollutes, who cleans, who develops, who protects!"

"Why can't I understand it?" Nezha looked left and right as if confused: "It sounds very reasonable, but when I think about it, it doesn't make sense......"

We said in unison, "You should write it down!" ”

"Yes, yes, write it down." Nezha began to struggle to get the notebook and the pen, we hesitated for a moment and let go of him, and then we saw that Nezha started to record word by word on the notebook: "Zixia Fairy is waiting......"

I turned my head to look at Li Jing, and found that this old man has a really big heart, just now when we dragged his son alive, he actually drank the wine alone, and now he is lying on the stone and falling asleep unconscious-I took this opportunity to Ren Xiaoyan and said: "This kid is too excited, no, it seems that I have to introduce him to a girl!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan was anxious at the time: "What do you tell me to do, can't you introduce my best friend to him, isn't this a fire pit?" ”

"Can't you find someone who loves money?" I guided me step by step: "Do your girlfriends usually ask people if they have a car or a house on blind dates, right?" "Yes, but you don't ...... it" Ren Xiaoyan stomped her foot: "Anyway, I don't think it's reliable."

"Can you just tell them that there are two buildings?" I was also anxious: "Two buildings and a train, this can always be almost reliable, right?" ”

Ren Xiaoyan frowned and thought for a while, and sighed: "To be honest, I think you just suggested that he find a man - this is definitely easier than finding a woman!" ”

Me: "Why are you so unsympathetic?" ”

The two of us were discussing the matter of finding a girlfriend for Nezha's blind date, when Pandora came up, "Don't fight, don't you two fight, do you think even if someone is willing to come in, let's find it in this world, right?" ”

Me and Ren Xiaoyan: "...... Uh, how did you forget that? ”

Speaking of which, I inadvertently turned my head towards Nezha, only to find that this girl was actually lying on the stone and falling asleep, saliva still flowing down the corners of her mouth, looking at him and his father poured out of the same mold......

Wolverine said coldly: "Your goal has been achieved, let's say, are we going to pretend to be them to enter Xiqi?" ”

"That's right!" I snapped my fingers: "Let's find a cave and hide these two later, and then pretend to be them into the city, Lala pretends to be Nezha, Uncle Wolf pretends to be Li Jing, and Ren Xiaoyan and I are your followers - as long as we hurry up, we will definitely be able to rescue people within seven days!" ”

"I don't care, but is Lala okay?" Uncle Wolf worried: "Do you think she looks like Nezha?" ”

"I really can't say that I've been to South Korea," I frowned, "Besides, they may not have seen Nezha himself!" ”

They all shouted, "I guess this won't work, right? ”

I laughed, "Don't take it seriously, I'm kidding - you just said that you can't use carrots when you reinvent it?" ”