Chapter 54: Carry out the fool to the end

(I'm sorry, I'm sorry, there's a lot of things these days, so I set up automatic updates, and I don't know why I didn't update it, until the book fan WeChat notified me that I didn't know that it stopped yesterday...... Saorui, very Saorui! )

The Shang Dynasty army besieged the south gate, we could only go around a big circle to the north, although the city gate here is also closed, but the atmosphere of the war is much worse than the opposite, the soldiers defending the city are not only few but also much worse in quality, basically the same as the level of the militia reserve, at first glance it is not prepared for war......

We drove the carriage to the door with a creak, and these guys reacted quickly, and immediately a certain soldier B shouted at us with a gun: "Stop! Who are you? ā€

Pandora immediately stood up according to the rehearsal of the script, raised the silver spear upward, and shouted: "I am Nezha, the apprentice of Taiyi Zhenren of Jinguang Cave in Ganyuan Mountain, and the leader ordered me to come down the mountain to assist King Wen, and please let me know." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½ā€

Xiao Bing Yi was stunned and said: "What does your milk Nezha have to do with you - this alone can't let you in!" ā€

Pandora gritted her teeth and said, "...... When I say 'I am', I mean 'I am', I am Nezha! I'm Nezha, you know? ā€

Xiao Bing suddenly complained: "It turns out that you are Nezha, oops, why didn't you say it earlier, didn't you say it earlier, and everything would be clear - wait, I'll report to the prime minister and make a decision." After speaking, he turned his head and said to the soldier on duty, and then someone ran to report to Shen Gongbao......

After a short time, a monster appeared on the head of the city in an instant, the camel's head and goose neck eyes burst out, the eagle claws and tiger feet and dragon scales were all over the body, and he came to the city wall with one foot and jumped and jumped, and Xiao Bing B followed the outcrop: "Bah! This is our Prime Minister's apprentice, General Long Xuhu, and now I am here to ask you questions on behalf of the Prime Minister-"

Dragons and Tigers? It turns out that this girl is a dragon bearded tiger?

I know very well that this guy is the most mysterious character in the Romance of the Gods, with a head like a camel's neck like a goose, hands like eagle claws and a one-legged tiger, lips and beards like shrimps, ears and eyes are turned outward, full of scale armor, legend is that the dragon and the leopard are born together, if Jiang Ziya was not killed by me, this guy was originally his apprentice on the road, but he didn't expect to be accepted by Shen Gong Leopard now.

Before Xiao Bing Yi's words fell, Long Xuhu had already stretched out his hand to stop him, and hugged his fists at us and said, "Brother Dao is polite!" ā€

We hadn't taught this, and Pandora was at a loss for what to do, and stood there glancing at us anxiously: "What should I say?" "So are you!" I hurriedly made a gesture on the side: "Say hello as well, and then tell yourself about the teacher!" ā€

Pandora hurriedly raised a Young Pioneer salute: "Brother Dao is polite!" ā€

Long Xuhu was taken aback by this sudden over-the-top salute, and said a little sneeringly: "I haven't seen Brother Dao's ceremony, and I don't know how to reply if Master hasn't taught......" But he only said one sentence and immediately changed the topic: "Brother Dao is here to help?" ā€

Pandora nodded, a little flustered, "I'm ...... Forget it, I'm Nezha, the apprentice of Taiyi Zhenren in Jinguang Cave of Ganyuan Mountain, and I'm here to help this time...... Specially for dealing with Zhang Guifang! ā€

"Oh, that's great!"

I hurriedly pulled my hat down to cover my face, and soon saw the door separated from the left and right, and the dragon beard tiger came out with a happy look at his subordinates: "Thank you for your help, thank you for respecting the teacher...... Uh, who are these? ā€

Pandora pointed at Wolverine: "My father Li Jing," followed by me and Ren Xiaoyan: "We are with Ban Zhuodan and Zhuoma, they are all foreign races accepted by my master and don't understand the Central Plains, you don't have to worry about them." ā€

"No, no, no, how can we ignore the fact that we are guests?" Long Xuhu couldn't help but say that he called two of his subordinates from the side, or the little soldier B just now, and added a small soldier armor: "You two follow Zhuo Dan and Zhuoma all the way, don't lose your courtesy." ā€

A and B's subordinates were stunned and said: "My lord, how can I call it rude, villains are rough people who are soldiers, I don't know what to do!" ā€

The dragon bearded tiger glared at them fiercely, and saw that Pandora and Wolverine had already paced to the front, and immediately hurried to say: "Whatever, one person stares at the other, as long as you don't lose it!" ā€

After saying that, he immediately rushed to Pandora's side, leaving only these two behind me and Ren Xiaoyan's buttocks muttering: "Listen, the adults said that as long as people don't lose them, let's share one each, right?" ā€

Xiao Bingjia said happily: "Okay, you pick Zhuo Dan and I pick Zhuo Ma?" ā€

Soldier B: "Uh, usher in the sunrise and send away the sunset?" ā€

Little Soldier nodded: "That's pretty much it......"

Ren Xiaoyan and I listened to these two things interestingly, and we couldn't help but were afraid of laughing out loud, so we could only cover our mouths and hurriedly followed, just when Pandora asked, "...... Are we going to see the prime minister now? ā€

Long Xuhu said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, the prime minister didn't know that a few people were coming, because Zhang Guifang's matter had already gone to the Yuxu Palace early this morning to ask for help from the master...... I think a few of you should settle down first and wait for Master to come back and make a decision, right? ā€

Ren Xiaoyan and I were suddenly happy in our eyes, God forbid, this guy Shen Gongbao is not here, now our plan can be made - just when we were happy to congratulate each other, Pandora's words directly slapped us into the eighteenth layer of hell!

Here's what she said: "No need, I'd better go to meet Zhang Guifang first, and lead the way!" ā€

…… Ren Xiaoyan and I fell to the ground on the spot!

Pandora's words are right in the final analysis, because this was originally our plan, as soon as we came in, we immediately invited Zhang Guifang to fight Zhang Guifang to confirm his identity, whether he could fight or not, he would go around first, and when he came back, he could stay in the city for a few days under the pretext of eating a bad stomach, and take advantage of this time to rescue the old man of Montenegro - now the situation has changed, who knows that Pandora will give me a change to deal with all changes, how can you tell me to say it!

And the words are all spoken, and I can't take it back if I want to!

Long Xuhu was stunned when he saw us falling: "Eh, Brother Nezha, these two are ......"

Pandora said quietly: "I've been sitting in the car for too long and my feet are numb, it's okay, I should be able to live if I rescue it - I can't use them to deal with Zhang Guifang, I'll just take my father with me." ā€

Long Xuhu suddenly added, and then added in a little incredulity: "You really want to go?" ā€

"A must!" Pandora waved her hand heroically: "Lao Tie, it's heart-piercing!" ā€

The dragon bearded tiger was relieved now, and while leading people to the front, he ordered people to go to the south gate to pick up the war-free card, and I took a cold look to the side of Uncle Wolf: "When did this girl learn this thing?" ā€

Uncle Wolf was expressionless: "Wasn't she afraid of life in the two days I first met you, so I showed her the video on my phone to pass the time." "Hey, buddy, you're really good at being a man!" I was so anxious that I scratched my head: "You're really not afraid of taking the girl to kill you!" ā€

"When I watched it, I just thought she was secretly learning, but I didn't expect to add words to myself today, and I didn't mean to!" Uncle Wolf beat his heart with his hand in distress, and explained while beating: "Look, she likes to say that she pierces her heart the most......

I hurriedly pulled his hand down: "Don't put your hand anywhere - it's not that you don't know you, and you will automatically pull out the knife as soon as you are stimulated, in case someone can't dissect yourself at this time?" ā€

"Makes sense......" Uncle Wolf put his hand down as he spoke, and said with a deep thought: "Not only this, I also have to be careful when I go to the toilet!" ā€

"Forget it, whatever you want!" I can only say, "Let's take one step at a time!" ā€

We soon followed to the south gate, the notice of the dragon beard and the tiger obviously not only notified the city gate, the city tower including King Wu of Zhou was already full of civil and military officials, all waiting to see a good show, Pandora shouted in a loud voice, Uncle Wolf clicked on the six knives to show out, just in response to what I just said - everyone, including Uncle Wolf himself, was frightened into a cold sweat, hurriedly turned his head and glared at me gratefully, full of gratitude!

I could only clench my fists to encourage them, and Pandora and Uncle Wolf just laughed and drifted off to the front.

The battle card was taken off, Zhang Guifang was notified by his subordinates as soon as possible, and immediately came to the front of the battle to wait, and now he has been waiting for at least half an hour, and he has already been so angry that he is smoking, and now when he sees the opponent appearing, he still presses it, and the horse rushes up suddenly, and the previous fighting process directly omits the spell: "Nezha Li Jing will not get off the horse and wait for when?!" ā€

I don't know what the trick is to this sentence, anyway, as soon as the words are shouted, Uncle Pandora of the wolf shook his body on the spot, and it was also a loss of two points before he fell to the ground without being hit - first, their real names didn't call it right at all, and no one found the right one and said a fart?

Second, and most importantly, neither of them rode horses, so they couldn't get off their horses......

The spell failed, and the most frightened person should be Zhang Guifang, he immediately called the second sentence, the third sentence, and finally simply called their names vigorously, which provoked Pandora couldn't help but scold: "You repeater, you?!" ā€

This sentence reminded Zhang Guifang, Ya woke up like a dream in an instant, and turned around and left without saying a word, but at this time, Uncle Wolf had already rushed over, raised his hand, stabbed a stab, and immediately pierced six holes in Zhang Guifang's back, Ya screamed on the spot, and flew out like a fly on the horse's back!

Uncle Wolf chased after him, he could only stop stupidly, and at the same time, the dragon beard and tiger had already shaken the flag and loudly encouraged morale: "Rush, kill!" We want the Nezha brothers to know that he is not fighting alone! ā€

The Xiqi soldiers were in a roar, and rushed to the enemy formation like a tide, where did the merchant soldiers still have any fighting spirit at this moment, and they were completely defeated in an instant, and they lost their armor and fled desperately, and for a while they saw deserters all over the field, and the battle situation was completely reversed because of one person!

Where would Pandora and Uncle Wolf participate in this kind of battle to take advantage of the victory, and they returned together, and the dragon bearded tiger followed and sent the will of King Wu of Zhou: "Li Jing Nezha father and son are strong in martial arts, and the widow decides to hold a banquet to entertain them, and everyone can move to the main hall!" ā€

Of course, if someone is the emperor of the war, he will envelop the heroes, and this move also echoes the character of King Wu of Zhou, we can only honestly and help Wenchen come to the main hall, King Wu's feast has been placed on countless small tables like tea tables, one per person - simply put, it is a bronze wine bottle, a plate of black barbecue and a bowl of soup that I don't know what kind of meat boil, compared to Chaoge's diet, it is very different, even Uncle Wolf can't help frowning if he is not picky......

Ren Xiaoyan secretly said to me: "Find a chance to slip away, you will definitely die if you eat it!" ā€

"How do you get there?" I was also worried, but I couldn't help it: "Where can I act rashly at a critical moment?" ā€

Ren Xiaoyan was directly anxious: "I don't care, you have to think of a way!" ā€

"You have to take care of the overall situation, and you must not be willful!" I tried my best to persuade her: "Patience, patience is good......"

The two of us were desperately trying to figure it out, and Pandora Lendin stood up, "The king......"

"What's wrong?"

Before all the people sat down, Pandora's appearance immediately attracted everyone's attention, and even Zhou Wenwu was startled: "Is there anything wrong with Aiqing?" ā€

Pandora's face twisted fiercely, and she said in a dying struggle: "King, I, I, my stomach hurts...... It is estimated that it is a ...... of eating bad, bad, and having a bad stomach."

Hey, she's got the plan up to the end!