Chapter 10 Together
Situ Haonan took the little brother away with the urn, and everyone yawned and didn't know where to go when the rooster suddenly jumped onto a trash can, and his neck stalked: "Oh, oh, oh-"
This voice woke us up from our sleepy eyes in an instant, and Qi Qi said unhappily: "What are you doing in the morning? ”
"Ahem, hang your throat," the god chicken hehehehe ”
We were dissatisfied: "Honk, scream, you hang your hairy voice......" Saying, a group of people began to yawn and yawn, rubbing their eyes: "Go back to sleep!" ”
I had the same thoughts as everyone else, and I started to walk upstairs at the end, anyway, the bottom was already burning like this, and I couldn't be in a hurry, so I still slept comfortably and then said - only Wu Jian was not standing on the united front with everyone, he beckoned to the nursing home: "It's almost time, I'll go boil the millet porridge, you guys sleep first." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
went upstairs and went back to the room, I just threw myself on the phone and came to the phone, and I saw that it was Ren Xiaoyan: "Why bother, grandpa is back!" ”
"I know," I began to pull the quilt over my head, "if he doesn't come back, won't I be busy yesterday?" ”
"It's more than that......"
"Isn't it that the fat man is back," I lay flat and put my phone to my ear: "I'll do it together." ”
"No, in addition to grandpa coming back, they also sent a lot of things, what bird's nest deer antler said was an apology," Ren Xiaoyan's source of excitement was obviously not these things, but my means: "How did you do it?" ”
"I'm going to rap 300 children's songs, can you?"
"Phew! That's the part of the Journey to the West," Ren Xiaoyan speculated: "Did you beat someone?" ”
I was shocked when I asked this, fighting seems to be a show of courage in men, but women's views are diametrically opposite, so many times girls forbid their boyfriends and husbands to go out to fight, let alone fight with the underworld, Ren Xiaoyan is similar to ordinary girls, does she also have an opinion on this?
, isn't that a tragedy, it's good not to kill people in my current situation, and it's even harder to think that it doesn't involve fighting!
I hesitated, "That's pretty much ......."
Hum!
Ren Xiaoyan snorted heavily, my heart immediately rose to my throat, and I cried bitterly in my heart: "No, if you interfere in this matter, it will be difficult in the future......"
Then Ren Xiaoyan spoke: "Why didn't you call me?" ”
"Uh...... Call you? I was a little confused, "What are you doing?" ”
"Fight!" Ren Xiaoyan puffed up and said: "I have learned kung fu, you don't call me, do you see that I can't do it?" ”
Me: "...... You still have this fetish?! ”
"It's not a fetish, it's itchy hands," Ren Xiaoyan grinned: "This is the same as learning kung fu and learning to drive, I always want to fight when I know it, you say you don't give me a chance, do I still have to go to the street to find something by myself?" She paused and emphasized: "Anyway, I will inform you, if you don't make an example, you will definitely call me in the future!" ”
All I can say is, "I try my best." ”
After solving the problem of fighting, Ren Xiaoyan changed her words and mentioned the second thing: "Also, my grandfather and father asked you to come to the house for dinner." ”
"Thank you?" I was a little inexplicably excited: "Does this count as meeting parents?" ”
Ren Xiaoyan spitted: "It's a light meal, I guess I want to ask about the situation of your family - but I've already pushed it, saying that you've been busy lately." ”
I rejoiced, "Clever! I know I don't like socializing, so I'm here, thank you......"
As soon as we talked about this, a noise alarmed me from the bed, and I hurriedly looked at it only to find that there were more than a dozen workers standing at the door with shovels and hammers in their hands, and the guy with a hard hat was probing his head upwards, and immediately bowed when he saw me: "Hello big brother, we were sent by Mr. Situ to decorate your sins!" ”
"It's too early, isn't it?" I complained, "You don't rest or can't sleep with your brain in water?" ”
The hard hat smiled bitterly: "This is all arranged by Mr. Situ, do you say we dare not come?" ”
"You ......," I waved my hand in frustration, "Forget it, you wait for me to come down immediately." ”
I retracted my head from the window, and only then did I feed the phone, and Ren Xiaoyan suddenly shouted, "What decoration?" ”
"Something happened in the store last night, and I happened to decorate it by the way," I said vaguely, "You don't care about this, just leave it to me." ”
"Okay, you wait for me to come right over!" Ren Xiaoyan's spirit is more than mine, "I have experience in this matter!" ”
"No, you...... Hey, hey, hey? ”
Before she finished speaking, she had already hung up directly, and half an hour later, she rushed in, taking over the whole thing and getting us all together by the way: "Why bother, you change places to settle everyone, I'll just settle it all here." ”
"All the way? That's an exaggeration, isn't it? I was amazed and said, "I think it's almost enough to paint the walls." ”
"You have to get it all, do you think your store looks a little high-end?" Ren Xiaoyan said disdainfully: "If you want to have a style without style, if you want to have a taste or not, I feel ashamed!" ”
I leaned into Ren Xiaoyan's ear and whispered: "Isn't this because you want to receive wandering ghosts, how can you let wild ghosts come in if you are newly renovated?" ”
"That's it," Ren Xiaoyan is now very immune, and she was not moved by this, but discussed the feasibility from a technical level: "Then find a professional to tell me, how to make it so that there is no distinction between gods and ghosts?" ”
"I'm coming, I'm coming," Kong Fatzi took the lead, and then appeared in front of us energetically: "I'm familiar with this matter!" Don't worry, I promise to accompany you all the way to do this! ”
Ren Xiaoyan was immediately happy: "Okay, fatty, I didn't think you were quite reliable." ”
At this point, I don't have much to say, I can only leave this matter to her to deal with, and I am happy to take someone to the back to find Uncle Zhang - the nest is gone, I have to find a place to live, the hotel is reluctant to the street and it is too cold, or I can only find a place in the nursing home.
There are not many empty rooms in the nursing home, but it is no problem to squeeze a dozen people, and we are in the establishment, so Uncle Zhang opened four empty rooms for us very happily, and I was so happy that I jumped three feet, and immediately beckoned everyone to come in with a cup of cotton wool to build a nest.
After seeing everyone enter the house, Uncle Zhang pulled me to the side and asked, "Xiao He, what were you doing in the middle of the night last night?" ”
"In the middle of the night?" I pretended to be calm: "It's not the same as before, what's the matter, the guests are making too much noise for the old people?" ”
Uncle Zhang shook his head: "No, I just heard the hula hula hula siren sound, and I thought something was wrong, but when I got up, I saw that there was no movement......
I hurriedly rounded: "Your ears are so good, this is my newly bought mobile phone ringtone!" ”
Uncle Zhang suddenly said: "Your ringing is quite loud." ”
I nodded: "Sure, my phone is used as a megaphone everywhere else." ”
Uncle Zhang reminded: "Then you have to be quiet in the future, don't let the neighbors think that something is wrong with us here." ”
I said solemnly: "Don't worry, you won't hear this sound again in the future......"
Just as he was arguing with Uncle Zhang, a cold voice sounded: "You have a son?!" ”
Needless to say, this must be my cheap mom coming, I turned around while calling mom, and I saw the old lady standing behind me with a smile, reaching out and pulling my hands: "Mom wants to kill you, why haven't you come for so long?" ”
I said, "Uh, busy......"
"Busy? It's even more busy! The old lady told me, "Mom will stew you soup......
"Got it, then I'll come often."
I held hands with the old lady and began to chat, I was also skilled in this matter, nothing else, just listen to the short talk of the old lady's parents, and just echo a few sentences by the way - Uncle Zhang gestured from behind the old lady and left, I nodded, and then watched Li Tianwang slowly walk out of the room holding a thermos......
But the style of painting changed in the next second, and Li Tianwang's face changed miserably after seeing me and the old lady, and he suddenly exclaimed: "Sixth princess?!" ”
This voice startled me, and I hurriedly swept left and right: "Where, where?" ”
Li Tianwang rushed over with an arrow step, and then grabbed the old lady's arm, and began to get excited inexplicably: "Sixth princess, my subordinates have finally found you!" Then he knelt down and slammed his head to the ground......
The old lady was stunned and frightened, grabbed me and said in a trembling voice: "Son, who is this?" ”
I sneered: "This is a madman, don't be afraid, Mom," and then I leaned in and pulled Li Tianchao up: "What are you doing, get up, what do people look like?" ”
Li Tianwang knelt on the ground and stalked his neck and said, "I won't get up ......" and reached out to pull the old lady's sleeve: "Don't you know me?" ”
The old lady leaned back to me with a wink, shaking her hands and gesturing: "I don't know him, I really don't know him, son." ”
"I know Mom, don't worry, I'll talk to him again......" I pulled Li Tianwang's hand downward: "Don't mind, buddy, get up and say something - what did you say just now??" ”
Li Tianwang stammered: "Yes, yes, she is the sixth princess, I can recognize it when she turns into ashes!" ”
I was stunned as if I had been struck by lightning, and I was stupid: "Are you sure? ”
The sixth princess, according to her generation, she is Dong Yong's wife's sister or Hanxiang's fucking sister, and a distant relative of Erlang God, even if she doesn't look like a fairy...... Uh, she's a fairy - but she's not going to be a bad old woman, she's going to be subversive!
At this second, the whole scene was quiet, and the people who heard the sound in the corridor, such as Lolixi, Kong Laoer, Taier, etc., were all as stunned as I was, and they were completely chaotic......
In the silence, Aunt Li's voice came from downstairs: "What are you doing?" ”
Uncle Zhang said excitedly: "Silly you, didn't you see that this was a marriage proposal, they fell in love at first sight!" ”
"Ouch, really!" Aunt Li continued.
Then a group of old men and women began to applaud and shout, saying in unison: "Together, together, together......"
"It's broken!" I chuckled in my heart: "This is all a mess!" ”