In this chaotic situation, I immediately made a decision, and the fat man of the little drill wind Taierkong rushed up, and dragged the king of the kettle into the house with a thunderous and clanging bell, and I hid the obviously frightened old lady behind me and said to the many old men and old ladies downstairs: "Mistaken! Uncles and aunts, they didn't fall in love at first sight! ”

"Then what are they doing on their knees?" Uncle Zhang immediately retorted: "Why bother, don't think that we are confused when we are old, you still say that we are not when we are all kneeling?" ”

"Kneeling on the ground doesn't have to be a marriage proposal," I said with an idea: "My eldest brother Li and grandma are distant relatives, and they have to do this wherever they go - after meeting, the younger generation has to kneel and kowtow to the elders!" ”

The old man and the old lady didn't believe it at all, and shook their heads: "I don't believe it!" ”

I was so anxious that my head was full of sweat, and I hurriedly continued: "Don't believe it, really, this custom has been included in the list of intangible cultural heritage, or I will go back and show it to you?" ”

Seeing that this matter was almost over, I was about to withdraw as I spoke, and I had to wait for the work of wiping my ass to figure things out—but before I could move, I reached out and was about to help my godmother, and the sharp-eyed old lady below shouted: "Why bother to slip away!" - Xiao He, you can't tell you if you're leaving, we don't follow this! ”

Do you care about my?! I thought so in my heart but didn't dare to say it, and I had to laugh and say, "Who's gone, didn't I wait to explain to you?" ”

"Then you can tell me clearly, which nationality they belong to?"

I was forced to go farther and farther on the flickering road, gritted my teeth and said: "Love Xin Jueluo!" They are the remnants of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, so they must kneel when they meet - isn't it also played on TV, when the two meet, the low-ranking straddle kneels on the ground. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

There was an uproar below, and soon someone continued to question: "I heard you shouting the sixth princess?" ”

"The princess is Gege, and the sixth princess is Liuge," I waved my hand to increase credibility: "It's all the same." ”

It was noisy downstairs, and the old man and the old lady quickly threw out the last bombshell after talking to each other for a long time, and the power was only as powerful as the big and small king bomb: "I heard you call him Brother Li, what's going on?" ”

I only felt chills all over my body, and a huge shadow appeared in my heart, and after a while, I finally mobilized the strength of my body, and tried my best to spit out a few words: "His name is Aixin Jueluo Li Da, so he is referred to as Brother Li......"

"What about the six princesses?"

"Aixin Jueluo Liu'er - after the founding of the People's Republic of China, not only animals cannot become sperm, but even human names have to follow the trend, so this name!"

I can't care so much about it now, I puff up my cheeks and blow it all the way, quote the scriptures and scriptures, and say that it is called a torrent of endless and continuous, just as I am happy to say it, Uncle Zhang shouted in a loud voice, and interjected: "Don't say it!" ”

Oops, is it blowing too much? My heart suddenly tightened, and I immediately tried my best to remember what I had missed, but then I heard a broken gong and said dissatisfiedly: "You say so much nonsense! Xiao He, I just want to know one thing! ”

It's no one else who speaks, it's Uncle Mao who likes to carry a urinal around the yard every day, and when he meets someone pouring tea, he comes up and shouts to pour water and scald - at this moment he is standing on the flower bed, the urinal in his hand is carried in his hand as usual, and he stares at me with a stiff neck, and I can only respond: "...... You say? ”

"You just say that we don't need to kowtow when we see the old lady!"

"Now this world shouldn't be used!"

As soon as the words came out, the old man and the old lady suddenly turned into birds and beasts, the cards that should be played should continue to carry the urine basin to continue to shop, and the Alzheimer's who should sit on the ground continued to have Alzheimer's, Uncle Zhang and Aunt Li also clapped their hands and ignored me, and went to take care of their own affairs......

Of course, some people muttered: "Xiao He is too young and has poor expression skills, so he can't speak for a long time!" ”

"Yes, young people can't be trusted."

They asked me for a long time because of this? I'm really too second, wouldn't it have ended with such a sentence earlier?!

After appeasing the old man and the old lady outside, I took the cheap mother, that is, the sixth princess in the mouth of the king of the kettle, into the house, after a period of time, Li Tianwang's mood was obviously calmed down a lot, sitting on the stool on the side of the rules, and on the opposite bed sat Xiao Zhuanfeng and Taierkong Fatman, Wu Jian Xiong stood behind - he knew in his heart that with his body, once his ass was next to this bed, it would have to collapse!

When we entered the door, the king of the kettle stood up again in an instant, and was ready to bow again, I waved my hand impatiently and said: "Don't come to this vain, you still tell me honestly, how did the old lady become the sixth princess?" ”

"I smell it!" Li Jing said honestly: "The sixth princess has eaten heavenly peaches before she goes down to earth, so as long as she doesn't die, she will always have this smell on her body - if you don't believe my nose, try it, then didn't anyone say that practice is the only condition for testing all truths?" ”

"Hey, you know a lot, but I really don't try—what a big deal, should I go find a dog to compete with you?"

The Warm Pot Heavenly King said: "This is a major matter related to the reputation and face of my Heavenly Realm, and it must not be taken lightly. ”

"Do I believe in you, do I believe in you?" I took my cheap mother's hand and asked her to sit on the edge of the bed, the old lady didn't have to pull me along, I could only sit aside-the kettle king's face tightened, and then he said to me: "Why bother, although we have a good relationship, but you are a mortal after all, I advise you to keep a little distance from the sixth princess - it is unreasonable for courtiers and princesses to sit together, and it is always not good to overstep their identity, right?" ”

Hey, this old boy is still teaching me a lesson, I'm ...... I said to him directly: "You are blind, didn't you see that I didn't come in, didn't the old lady dare to sit?" Why don't I go, and you can make it clear to the old lady by yourself? ”

Li Jing smiled awkwardly: "Didn't I just say that, of course you are an exception." ”

I snorted heavily to show my dissatisfaction, and at the same time was stunned for a moment about the great achievement of defending the sovereignty of mortals, and then I turned to the point: "What are you going to do later, do you want to take my cheap godmother directly to the sky or do you want to go through time and space first?" Even if I can't help, I promise to encourage you. ”

Li Jing sighed and said, "How can you go back like this?" I'll have to find a way to get her young and memory back, but ......"

"But?" I wondered, "Is it hard to get it or is it not right?" ”

"There is a way, but it is almost the same as nothing," Li Jing frowned and said: "Her situation is because the incident of staying in the yang world is too long, and she has also moved her heart to be broken, so if you want to restore her youthful appearance, you must use the yin and yang pisces of the Taiji diagram to reverse the yin and yang time." ”

"Then you go and borrow it!" I was puzzled: "If this thing really exists, it should be in the hands of your immortals, right?" ”

"The problem is that this thing has been lost, and I can't find it anywhere!" Li Jing clenched his fists tightly and said: "Originally, this thing was stored in the Bajing Palace, when King Wu was defeating, Yin Hong betrayed the master, and the red sperm used this thing to go to surrender, but then it was never returned, and the red sperm disappeared after his death." ”

"Is there no second way?"

Li Jing, the king of the kettle, nodded heavily: "This is the only one, unless someone is said to be able to travel through time and space, there is no other way!" ”

We were all silent, this kind of high-end goods like time and space really can't help, and I can only say that I have more than enough power - just as I was thinking, a crisp voice suddenly came from the door: "I still know a way!" ”

It was Lolita who was standing at the door, and she turned into a Lori girl at the moment, pacing in with a pacifier in her mouth: "Li Tianwang, if I have a way to help you, how can you thank me?" ”

"Do you have a way?" Li Jing was stunned and said: "Although I don't know where you can find a way, but if you can do it, my Li family will definitely be grateful to you for a lifetime!" ”

"I'm grateful for a lifetime, just do me a favor," Lori grinned: "I'll write down this matter first, and tell you when the time comes, you will never regret it—okay?" ”

Li Jing thought for a moment and hesitated, "Can I know what's going on?" ”

"No, but I can help you recover the sixth princess first," Lolita smiled and said: "Jump price, don't do a word, if you don't agree, there will be no next time." ”

Li Jing hesitated for a while, slammed the thermos on the ground as if he was ruthless, and said heavily: "Okay, I'll help you - but you have to tell me first, what can you do to make the sixth princess recover?" ”

Lolita smiled mysteriously, and suddenly stretched out her hand to point at me: "He can." ”

"Him?" Li Jing stared at me in a daze, seeing that my heart was hairy, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that this old boy's eyes were a little crooked, and I was trying to find something to liven up the atmosphere, Li Jing suddenly jumped up as if he had been stepped on his tail, and said excitedly: "Could it be that he is ......?" ”

Lori continued to laugh, but her tone changed, and the Internet was stuck and jumped out of her teeth: "Yes! He~just~is~this~a~reincarnation~~of~biography~strange~palm~control~~! ”

Li Tianwang was stunned, and then looked up to the sky and laughed: "Heaven will not stop me, heaven will not stop me!" It turns out that the legendary controller has been reborn and reincarnated, hahaha, the sixth princess is saved, I am saved-I, Li Jing, can finally return to the heavenly realm! ”

The old boy's expression and performance are just like the lyrics: We ordinary people, we are really happy today, we ordinary people, we are happy today...... It's like ice and fire with me, and my mood is completely different!

I hurriedly grabbed Lorixi and shouted, "What are you doing?" Listen to you mean to let me take people to another world of legends? ”

Lolita nodded: "You're right! Help Li Jing go to the world of gods, in addition to making him owe us personal favors, you can also find four other dishes for the gods and ghosts - although you find two dishes this time, but the number is still too small, you have to find some more! ”

"Do you have to go, can't you go?"

"No way!" Lolita shook her head and said: "Aunt Hei just sent me a WeChat message, saying that the other Nine Palaces Yama and my father are all missing, and the underworld is in chaos, and our pace must be accelerated!" ”

"Speed up the opening of the restaurant?" I collapsed and said, "Can this have anything to do with the chaos in the underworld?" ”

"It has nothing to do with the chaos in the underworld, but it has something to do with Emperor Yama's exit!" Lori said: "Such a big event, Emperor Yama and Jizo Bodhisattva will definitely go out, the deity will come to the underworld - Emperor Yama is a natural foodie, and every time he goes out, he will eat everywhere, this is our chance!" ”

Me: "...... Say for a long time, do you mean to sell me for money? ”

Lolita nodded: "That's what it means!" ”

Me: "......"