Chapter 6 Handcuffing Your Wife and Talking About Making Money?
However, what do those ghosts want to do with the purple jade hairpin? Wu Ding thought. Wu Ding just wanted to ask, but Li Kui snatched the conversation.
"It's amazing! How did you get this thing? Li Kui asked curiously.
"What's going on, hey~ It's an old sheep that froze to death in June, and it's a long story. Are you sure you want to hear it? Cao Yuer asked.
"Listen, tell me about it!" Li Kui said.
"I was born in Sichuan, well, although according to my father's side, I am considered a Manchu." Cao Yuer said. It is said that the Manchus have a special character, and they are not quite friendly enough, and they will not casually confide in their life experience. If you don't know each other and ask too much, you will think that you don't know how to be polite and lack education, and then you will be indifferent to you - in Wu Ding's mind, on the one hand, this is because the Manchus have been noble for nearly three hundred years, and they have the "hardcore crops" of drought and flood to ensure the harvest psychologically; On the other hand, it was the result of the implementation of the slogan of the Xinhai Revolution "Expelling the Tartars and Restoring China", and at that time, Xianshi was known as a slaughterhouse all over the city. Cao Yuer doesn't have this kind of character.
"No wonder you speak with a bit of Beijing flavor and a bit of Sichuan dialect." This time, Wu Ding didn't open his eyes, and it was always rude to interrupt others.
Cao Yuer ignored him and continued: "My parents divorced when I was eight years old. The reason, don't talk about it, it's nothing more than those things. After that, I lived with my grandparents. Although he was more miserable, he did not suffer any sin. It's just an old man, after all, he is older, so he naturally doesn't know how to take care of children. Later, I didn't have much heart to continue my schooling, so I went to work in the magic capital. Cao Yu'er muttered, and her face became whiter and whiter reflected by the not very bright lights in the room, and she looked even more cute.
"At that time, I was working in an Internet café in the magic capital, just like now, and I was still a cashier. Soon I met someone - Xu Zeng. Xu Zeng is my colleague in the Internet café, um~ network administrator. At that time, I was a few years younger than now, and I was also better-looking, and there were actually many people chasing me, and Xu Zeng was just one of them. I don't want to give myself out so quickly - my parents divorced and later remarried, and they didn't do very well. I thought, when and when people should do something in this life, they can't make a mistake. I didn't expect it~ I was wrong. Cao Yuer whispered about the past.
"Xu Zeng was very good to me at first. After all, working in one place, girls, if someone chases her, she won't necessarily hate it - Xu Chang is white and pure, and he looks like Sven, who knew at that time that he would become like that later? When Cao Yu'er said the last sentence, she was already a little nervous, almost gritting her teeth.
Wu Ding wanted to ask, but was stopped by Li Kui, shook his head at him, and motioned for him not to interrupt and let Cao Yu'er continue.
Cao Yu'er stared at the dark night sky outside the window, as if the starless and moonless night in the sky was her past, and said faintly after a while: "The colleagues around me know about it, and they often match it intentionally or unintentionally." Xu Zeng also really pulled his lower face, and changed his way to please me: my shoelaces were loose, and when he saw it, he didn't even say a word and bent down to tie it tightly for me; There were only three days off a month, so he cooked, made some delicious food and brought it to the Internet café, saying that it was distributed to everyone, but when he brought it, his eyes always looked at me - I understood his thoughts, and he should have really liked me at that time, and every woman would understand when she saw his eyes. He is from Fujian, and his cooking is delicious, um~ The meat swallows and salty rice are delicious. Once he brought a shellfish from home, and he said it was called 'Shih Tzu'. Shih Tzu's tongue, do you say it's funny? A large bowl, full of broth - a man actually took his elbow and chicken rack to make his own broth, floating a layer of sharp white things, in his mouth it felt like it was about to melt, gently biting his teeth only felt extremely smooth and soft, and there was a crispness hidden in the softness. I said it must be the best 'tongue' in the world, and he shook his head and said no, and said he would tell me the secret of the best 'tongue'. I asked him curiously what it was, but he pretended to be mysterious and pulled me over, saying that he was afraid that others would hear and only told me one person, and then attached it to my ear and secretly kissed me on the mouth, saying that this is the ...... of the world's most delicious 'tongue'. Although I hit him a few times with my fist, my heart was also happy. ”
Wu Ding listened to this story full of pictures, and he had fallen into a strange circle of thinking. He remembered Zhang Ailing's famous saying: "If you want to conquer a man, you must first conquer his esophagus, and if you want to conquer a woman, you must first conquer her X tract", it can be seen that reading more is not a good thing, knowing more and thinking more, and doing things is not happy, and you are not happy. What's more, serious books always talk about etiquette, righteousness, honesty and shame, and teach people to abide by the rules, in this era when the rules are constantly subverted, and the upper class starts from the lower class, it is not easy to eat.
Li Kui also looked like he was related to him. Both of them have learned this as a love textbook......
Cao Yu'er didn't seem to see them, and continued: "Later, um~ Not long after that incident, one day, a few people came to the Internet café to make trouble-saying that it was actually too much to promote them, but a few drunk people had nowhere to go to the Internet together." A person was doing something to me, Xu Zeng rushed out like the wind, picked up a disc with a gap, and slashed at the man, and the drunk man immediately became red. There were several of them, Xu Zeng was knocked to the ground, and he was still struggling to keep those people from coming near me. I thought at the time, my body and heart have been given to him, even if he is a little poor and a little hard, he has me in his heart. At that time, there were a few e-sports players and Xiao Kai who were also chasing me - they were much richer than Xu Zeng. ”
Cao Yuer continued: "Later, I went to the police station with my colleagues from the Internet café to take him out. By the river, he hugged me in the night breeze and swore that he would be kind to me for the rest of his life, or let the ghost hit his brain and die—and we were together. At that time, he was really good to me, and we had quarrels and breakups together, but every time he came to me and coaxed me, we were still together. Until I had a baby. As I told you before, my parents are divorced, and I lived without my parents, and I didn't want my child to live that kind of life again, so I forced him to get the certificate together. He was actually reluctant to get married so soon at that time, and always said that this is not that nothing, but after all, he is a man, and he will not understand the feeling of a woman having a child - heart to heart, flesh to flesh, and the feeling of giving birth to life is like creating a miracle by himself. Speaking of the last few words, Cao Yuer's face seemed to have a layer of light, which was the brilliance of motherhood, the joy and longing from human nature.
"There is an old saying that 'poor and lowly couples mourn everything', which is not true, it is 'poor and lowly couples mourn everything'! With children, there are more than a hundred things to spend on a family. He and I both work in an internet café and earn a few bucks. He is more economical, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink, he doesn't play cards, and I try to spend as little money as possible - not to mention clothes and cosmetics all year round, and I haven't even been willing to buy underwear, but the money in the bank card is still sucked away by milk powder and diapers. I didn't think it was a way to go on like this, so I persuaded him to go back to his hometown to live, so that the cost would be smaller than that of the magic capital. But he didn't want to, and always said that there would be a way. Speaking of which, Cao Yu'er's sense of misfortune could already drip from her face.
"Later, I found out that his method was 'stealing'! At first, I took away the mobile phone wallet left by the Internet café guest, and when others came to find it, they said that they didn't know, although it was also very bad, but after all, it was something that someone else had lost, and I accepted it with a clear conscience. Later, he really stole it! He has never learned, and no one has taught him how to steal things, so the good thing to say is to take the sheep by hand, and the bad thing to say is to rob while people are not paying attention. Sure enough, it didn't take long for him to be caught. This time I brought him back from the police station, and I didn't want to give him a good face. Cao Yuer's expression became more and more complicated, well, Lu Xun often said in high school Chinese textbooks, "mourn its misfortune, anger its indisputable" is basically this feeling.
Cao Yu'er continued with that expression: "When I returned home, he was angry before I could say a few words to him. He said I was irresponsible, just talking cool things, and hit me a few times. I was beaten, and I felt very uncomfortable at the time, but after thinking about it, he had no choice, and I was ready to persuade him, after all, I can't do anything illegal! After a few words, he got tired of hearing it, and locked me in the house directly, and said "let me concentrate on taking care of my daughter"! He continued to steal and rob, and I had to be locked up at home, and I thought to myself, who am I married? A thief, or a mountain king? ”。
One day he came home with a tea bag in his hand. I asked him what he was doing, and he was ecstatic and took out the box—hey, this is it," Cao Yu'er said as she pointed to the brocade box containing the purple jade hairpin, "and said, 'I sent it this time, and I won't worry about it for the rest of my life!'" 'Huh, what is the result?' ”
Cao Yuer continued: "The result is still the same! This is not like ordinary mobile phones, jewelry or anything that is easy to sell, and he doesn't want to sell it inappropriately, so he still goes out early and returns late to make his old business. When I surfed the Internet at home, he said that I was plotting against me and seducing wild men. I can't get out of the door, seduce a hair! ”
After getting that purple jade hairpin, he was stunned. People are getting more and more BT! He also forced me to deceive people on the Internet, saying that I could seduce men anyway, so I might as well use this to make money! Cao Yuer said that the originally beautiful face here has become a little hideous, "Someone greeted me, someone wanted to video with me; Someone wants to hear me sing, someone wants to talk to me; Someone else asked me for my bank account number and was going to send me some money...... That's the most important thing and that's what I'm going to do online. That's what the is my job!! I'm not as good as a bitch, at least I'm not cheating! I didn't want that beast to put me on the computer desk, and threatened me to give my daughter away if I didn't do it well! ”。
Cao Yu'er said angrily: "The most excessive thing is: that beast also found a 'fruit chat' website, let me talk to those hellish perverts!" ”
Hearing this, Wu Ding, who had already suffered repeated mental shocks, couldn't hold back any longer, and he sprayed Li Kui next to him on the face while he was drinking water. Well, this should be called "Yan Spray", right? It's better than Yan......