"Did you do that? Fruit chat? Wu Ding's attribute as a little expert in death struck again, and he couldn't help but ask. Such a wave is going to die young......

"Be your sister!" Cao Yu'er's small fist hammered Wu Ding's chest again, "I'm not stupid!" I'm not going to do that! That beast has money in his hands, and he is very romantic! I often find a lot of women outside, and I also learn to take fruit photos, and I proudly show off! I exposed him directly! ”。

"Oh, oh, what about later?" Wu Ding's mind came up with the classic deeds of Guanxi and Teacher Zong Rui, and then he automatically began to make up some pictures that were not conducive to physical and mental health, but his mouth popped out a few words with his muscular reaction.

"Later, I didn't see it right, so I found an opportunity to run away with my daughter. Hmm~ In order to take revenge on him, I also took away his 'heart and liver baby'" Cao Yuer said as she pointed to the brocade box containing the purple jade hairpin.

"But how did you get out and take your daughter with you? Is this a real-life version of "Prison Break"? Wu Ding asked.

Cao Yuer continued: "Call the police! What else? Handcuffing people is a proper illegal detention, as well as fraud. I was able to access the Internet, and I didn't call the police at first because I was delusional that he was just confused for a while, and then he handcuffed me and had to talk? Can I huh? Of course the police will be called. The most ridiculous thing is that the beast also quibbled: 'My wife is chatting with friends on the Internet, and they are willing to send money to ....... There's nothing wrong with me, and I won't break the law. That's my wife, no matter how much you beat or handcuff it, my wife will be disciplined if she doesn't listen to her husband! And when she comes out, you have to educate her well'! ”

Hearing this very good (yellow) and powerful (violent) statement, Wu Ding was also drunk - this kind of "life is my family's people, death is my family's ghost" view is still believed and proven today, should it be said that Chinese traditional culture is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people....... Then you should learn something good! "And later?" Wu Ding continued to ask.

"Not later. Hmm~ Later, the beast was criminally detained on suspicion of illegality and fraud, and I heard that he was sentenced to two years, and now it should be out soon. I was forced to participate, and the situation was quite special, the police helped me apply for legal aid, and I was released on bail quickly, and I didn't have the face to continue living in the magic capital after that - most people I know know about these things, and it's not good to be pointed at by others. Later, I came to Xianshi and got a job. Within a few days, I met you, and then I hit the ghosts! Cao Yu'er pretended to be relaxed, with a little sadness in her relaxation, and a little freedom in her sadness.

"Huh! Sister, please pay attention to the order in which you speak! It's not that we hit ghosts. We're innocent victims, okay? And if it weren't for the two of us, your old man might not have been able to run out smoothly! Wu Ding saw Cao Yu'er recalling the past and fell into unhappiness, and wanted her to divert her attention, and said with an exaggerated expression.

"Yes~Yes~~ Yes, if it weren't for the two of you, I would have lost my soul, thank you! It's not early, I've already washed it, so go and flush it too. Although it's ~ well, it's September, and it's still quite hot! Cao Yuer first looked at the clock on the wall, and then said while turning on the TV, "Also, I have a small place here, so I can only wronged you to sleep on the sofa - fortunately, this is a sofa bed, and the two of you can sleep if you open it, but it is not spacious." After all, there is a difference between men and women, so I can only wronged you! ”。

Wu Ding and Li Kui took turns to take a shower, and Cao Yuer was also about to go back to her room to rest, when a news item was broadcast on TV: "Seven deaths, eight injuries and blurred flesh and blood at the scene of a homicide in an Internet café in the magic capital".

Cao Yuer heard the content of the news, stopped and looked back at the news.

"Hey, sister, do you know about this Internet café?" Wu Dingqi said.

"No~ I don't just know! I used to work in that Internet café, and ~ and that beast ......" Cao Yuer's little face turned pale, and she couldn't say anything.

"Did he do it? Didn't you say that your father-in-law~ uh, Xu Zeng should have just come out of the number? Wu Ding was also a little scared, and asked in an uncertain voice.

"It's him! It had to be him! He is as small as a needle, and he can't tolerate others laughing. He must have listened to the trumpet and heard an acquaintance gossip about him, so he went to vent his anger and commit murder. Saying that, Cao Yuer pointed to the TV and said, "And I don't have a dime to do with that person!" I'm divorced! ”。

At this time, there was a round of applause by the window, "Pa~Pa~~", Wu Ding thought that Li Kui was coaxing the seedlings, thinking that this product had awakened to the attribute of death, and he didn't look at other people's moods and occasions. Wu Ding was about to turn his head and say a few words about Li Kui, but found that Li Kui was indeed by the window, but it was not Li Kui who applauded, but another person. Someone who shouldn't be here.

"You~~ Why are you here?!" Cao Yuer exclaimed.

"Me? Of course I'm a good wife who picked me up~ Pick up my good wife and go home together! "That man, no, Xu Zeng said politely, but the words that should have been gentle sounded cold.

Wu Ding looked at the man in front of him carefully, unable to connect him with the "beast" in Cao Yu'er's mouth - it was a young man with a sven language, it would not be an exaggeration to call it a beautiful eyebrow, his face was more and more white with his slightly long black hair, and the gold wire glasses added a bit of bookish air to him. Well, if you remove the emotional color, Wu Ding's impression of the "cream boy" or "handsome guy with temperament" is like this. The only fly in the ointment was that he wore a red shirt - the bloody red was really uncomfortable.

What's next? Wu Ding thought, if nothing else, this product is a freshly baked murderer! I can't figure it out, the A-level wanted warrants of the Ministry of Public Security have been issued. Wu Ding thought that with him and Li Kui here, it shouldn't be a problem to win this goods - after all, two "masters", well~ Cao Yu'er is not considered combat effectiveness, and the "vicious" ghosts just now have been killed, so why are you afraid of a murderer here? It is appropriate to win the title of "righteous and brave young man" for this goods, and a generous bonus is also close at hand. Thinking of this, Wu Ding couldn't help but look at Li Kui next to him, ready to give Li Kui a firm look, and then beat him. That's right, that's it! Well, it should be regarded as giving Cao Yuer anger.

When Wu Ding was already deeply trapped in YY and couldn't extricate himself, immersed in wonderful illusions like "promotion and salary increase, becoming general manager, becoming CEO, marrying Bai Fumei, and reaching the peak of life", Li Kui had already realized that the person in front of him was wrong - if he could still be called a "person". The shirt was supposed to be white, and the original color was still faintly visible around the edges, but now it was as red as blood. Li Kui didn't think it was the product of some clumsy tailor's failed dyeing, the faint smell of blood coming from his nose and the liquid slowly sliding down his shirt were enough to prove it; And wearing such a bloody suit, if someone can cross thousands of miles from east to west by plane, train or any other means, from the magic capital to Xianshi, it is a great irony of public safety and public transportation. Also, this kind of elusive way of appearance, unless it is Chu Liuxiang, who is the first in the world in the world in Gu Long's pen, absolutely no one can do it in reality. So, this cliff is not human......

Li Kui is well versed in the eternal principle of "wise wisdom to protect one's self", and in line with the way of a sage of "a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall", he ignored Wu Ding's frequent gaze and said: "What ~ big brother ~ You and your sister-in-law haven't seen each other for a long time." As the saying goes, 'Little Don't win the newlywed', we won't bother......" said two steps and rushed to Wu Ding, dragging the stunned Wu Ding to the door.

"Don't bother? I'm bothering you, right? Xu Zeng's gentle voice sounded, and then he looked at Cao Yu'er and continued, "Big brother? Hehe, your sister-in-law is the best at seducing men! Look, aren't you two like! At one time, two young and strong young men were hooked, tsk, Yu'er, can you afford this little sassy hoof? Do you want your husband to hurt you with them? You bitch!! Xu Zeng said that in the end, he finally couldn't suppress his anger, and the word "cheap" roared out. Roaring Emperor Ma's nostrils are so busy today......

Cao Yu's angry face turned pale, and her small nose kept twitching: "Slut? These two words are talking about yourself! Forcing his wife to cheat money online! I also have to talk to Renguo! I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, no~ it's the most shameless. Don't say that I'm innocent with people today, I just like this little brother, so what? We're divorced! I hope you will be gracious and stay away from me. And the Internet café man in the magic capital, did you kill it? You're really good! Hurry up and get away, I won't report you for my daughter's sake! Hum! ”。 Anger makes people lose their minds, and Cao Yuer, who is angry, ignores everything that is unreasonable in Xu Zeng.

Wu Ding also found that Xu Zeng was wrong - if you look closely, you can understand that it is wrong with a little thought. Wu Ding hurriedly haha: "Big brother, what my sister-in-law said is angry ~ angry words." Just now, my sister-in-law told us, how loving you used to be! Well, the 'Shih Tzu tongue' sister-in-law you made will never forget it! We're leaving! ”。 Wu Ding has already thought about it, there is an actual temple next to Xianshi University, the temple is said to have a lot of high monks, dealing with evil ghosts or monks and Taoists are good at it, the slippery car stops the past, and there is no traffic jam at night, and you can walk back and forth in ten minutes.

"Let's go? You can't go anywhere? Xu Zengyin said predictively.

"Yu'er, do you remember Li Fei? It's the little guy who used to be cheap in the Internet café, I met him on the road yesterday, thinking that a friend asked him to borrow some money for emergency, he said that I relied on my wife to talk about it, well~ I chased him to fight, and he actually dared to run. Hehe, I chased him to the Internet café - the same one we used to work for. ”

"And then? And then you kill! You're so promising! When the daughter grows up and knows that his father is a murderer, it must be very glorious! Cao Yuer asked indignantly.

"yes, I'm going to kill someone! Because, they deserve to die. Daughter? Isn't it mine that I don't know yet? Besides, what happens when you grow up? Do you seduce men every day like you? Xu Zeng continued to say gently, "I caught up with Li Fei, pressed him to the door of the Internet café, and cut off his tongue!" Haha, can he still be cheap? That person named Bai Liang, who looks quite shrewd, why doesn't he have long eyes! When I cleaned up Li Fei, he actually dared to come out and do something with me, I kicked him with one kick and opened a few long slits in his eyes, so that he would not have long eyes in the next life. Well, there is also that Liu Chu, a very beautiful little girl, she will scream when she sees blood, it sounds annoying, I cut off her head, see if she still screams? The cleaning aunt, I can't remember the name, actually rushed out and beat me with a mop, hum, I broke my neck with my backhand, and when I was dying, she still wanted to knock me with a mop in her hand, what a death! I put Liu Chu's head on the mop and showed it to those who surfed the Internet - haha, there are really such 'god teammates', who don't know anything when they play games with headphones, and when they see the 'head mop', they are scared to the point of urine, haha, I strangled the 'god teammates' one by one with the network cable! ”

"It's you, it's all you! I didn't recognize them when I was in the Internet café before, they were cut by you and the flesh was blurred, and those ghosts were former colleagues! Xu Zeng, you're crazy! "Cao Yu'er finally arrived at the wrong place, this is definitely something that a normal person can do. Cao Yu'er whispered again, "However, they should also look for you when they become ghosts!" You're the one who hurt them! ”。

"Haha! Haven't you heard that 'ghosts are afraid of the wicked'? I want to be a great villain that everyone fears and everyone respects! Those people were garbage when they were alive, and they were garbage when they died, and they didn't want to listen to me. I'm dead, hum, I didn't think I could live when I did it, and when I was shot to death by those strips, I thought: The biggest regret in my life is that I didn't kill you little! Or how many cuckolds you'll have to put on me! That garbage is really out-and-out garbage, even you and these two little yin worms can't handle it", Xu Zeng pouted disdainfully at the end.

"How? Kiss a good wife, kiss a good wife! Go home with me~ Go back to your hometown! Xu Zeng's smile was like the fangs of a fierce beast, the same danger and the same ferocity, "And hand over my purple jade hairpin!" ”。