Chapter 286: Digging the Foot of the Wall
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Title: Michijun Shinye.
Profession: Taoist priest.
Hobbies: Senior late dressophile, taking pleasure in stealing girls' corsets.
Introduction: Xinye Daojun, born in the era of the end of the world in Xiaoqian, the avenue of heaven and earth is far away, and the path of cultivation is cut off.
The young new leaves occasionally got the inheritance of the immortal path, and they persevered in their practice, but they have been fruitless for decades, but they have always insisted on disdain.
At the end of the era of the end of the law, the vitality returned to heaven and earth, and the law of the Great Dao appeared.
Decades of enlightenment have not been broken, at the end of his life, he stepped through the door and became a full-fledged monk, and the life span of Xinye was extended, and since then the path of cultivation has been out of control, and he has risen in a very short time.
After many adventures, he occasionally obtained a key to complete time and space, and relied on it to shuttle through the heavens to obtain cultivation resources.
The path of cultivation is 1.296 billion years, and the new leaf has been completed in the tribulation, and the fruit of the mixed yuan Dao has been demonstrated.
Standing at the pinnacle of humanity, Xinye began to feel that life had lost its meaning and gradually began to sink.
I don't know how many years have passed, germinating in dead silence, Xinye has developed a second hobby after cultivation - women's clothing!
Since then, I have gone farther and farther on the road of women's clothing, and I am out of control!
Looking at the information collected about this cosmodic who was fooling his apprentice, Mu Feng couldn't help but rub his temples.
This outfit is really ...... Spicy eyes!
In fact, cultivators, there is naturally nothing to say in terms of appearance, especially those who can achieve the realm of mixed yuan, the body has undergone several transformations, and it has reached the level closest to the Tao, even if it is not good-looking, it will be shaped into a beautiful man and a beautiful girl by the laws of heaven and earth.
If you dress up well, even if this Dao Jun wears a woman's costume and a man's clothes, he will definitely be able to fool most of the creatures in the past.
It's just that this product is wonderful, and his hobby is only women's clothing, not men's women's clothing.
Therefore, in addition to wearing a spicy-eyed women's dress, he looks like a man no matter how he looks at it.
The embarrassed stubble is full of melancholy, and the rich leg hair forms a strong contrast with the glamorous phoenix robe.
All in all...... It's a wonder!
Wrong! That's not the point!
The point is...... This thing is fooling my apprentice!
Rubbing his temples, Mu Feng said that he really didn't want to deal with this cosmist, what if he saw a real person, what if he had needles in his eyes?
When Mu Feng was hesitating what to do, the other party, a middle-aged man called Xinye, also began to fool Xiao Budian.
"Don't hesitate, young man, even if you don't believe me, you have to believe in yourself!
Poor Dao can be seen at a glance, you are definitely a person with great opportunity and great luck, and now you can meet Poor Dao, which is the beginning of your chance.
Let's apprentice! As long as you worship me as a teacher, you will surely reach the top of this world, overlooking the eternal reincarnation alone.
As long as...... You honor the delicious barbecue of the poor road every day. β
As he spoke, the middle-aged man winked at Xiao Budian, "How is it?" Juvenile...... Ah, no, baby, what are you waiting for?
Intrigued, right? It's better to act than to move, you ...... It's a big profit! β
The skill tree is completely deformed, and the culinary talent is always negative, and the biggest wish in this life, in addition to being able to steal the corsets of all the beauties of the heavens and all the worlds, is to be able to receive an apprentice with full culinary talent to inherit his mantle.
Well, not the mantle of his transvestitism, but his ability to taste good food.
In addition to being a cosmodic fetish, Xinye Daojun is also a typical foodie, the kind of person who can't walk when he sees food.
If you have to come up with a reference, it's like seeing Huang Rong's Hong Qigong named Huaji!
In fact, when he said this, Shinye's heart was full of confidence.
After all...... Who is he?
He is the number one cosmodic in the heavens and all worlds....... Ahh He's not a cosmiphile, he just thinks women's clothes look good!
Well, that's right, that's it!
Aside from her cosmiculture, he was a peerless genius who had only spent 1.296 billion years to prove the Mixed Yuan Dao Fruit.
As far as he knew, looking at the heavens and all the worlds, those who could prove the mixed yuan at such a young age could be counted on one hand.
What's more, now that he is just more than three billion years old, he has already stood at the apex of the Mixed Yuan Realm, and he is only half a step away from stepping out of his own Dao, transcending the Heavenly Dao of the Ten Thousand Realms, and becoming a Venerable-level existence.
Such a character, even in a higher world where the Venerable Realm exists, is also a terrifying powerhouse that makes all parties jealous, and now he wants to accept a milk baby as an apprentice, what reason does he have to refuse?
Moreover, his requirements are not high, he just asks this kid to cook some food for himself every day.
Compared to being able to worship a half-step Heavenly Dao-level existence as a teacher, what does it mean to take time out to cook some food every day?
Therefore, the self-confident Xin Ye Daojun, after offering his own conditions, put on a look of a master outside the world, waiting for the little little obedient apprentice.
Meanwhile......
"What to do? I met a very powerful pervert who had to accept me as an apprentice, how could I refuse him without hurting his potentially fragile heart?
Wait online, it's in a hurry! β
When Xin Ye Daojun said that he wanted to accept apprentices, Xiao Budian had already opened the Wanjie chat group and asked for help from a group of senior brothers and sisters.
No way, although he is precocious, although witty, although talented, he has no experience in how to deal with the apprenticeship requirements of a cosmodic uncle!
Then, after the news of Xiao Budian was sent, the silent Wanjie chat group suddenly exploded.
γit!γ Big news! Someone who is a dead person wants to take a small person as a disciple, isn't this digging the foot of the wall?
Master, someone is digging into your corner! @η§ι£, no thanks, please call me Pig Lei Feng!
In addition, in terms of death, for this Taoist friend who dares to dig into the corner of the master's wall, I want to say that I am ashamed! γ
Those who can say such things are naturally dying all the time, either dying, or pigs walking on the road to die.
After the pig, the crowd was silent for a short time and a second.
And then......
Xiao Yan: [(Choose to reply to Pig Pig's words), @η§ι£, catch the three waves of the mad pig, Master doesn't need to thank you, please call me Lei Feng! ] γ
Lin Dong: [(choose to reply to the words of the pig), @η§ι£, catch the three waves of the mad pig, Master doesn't need to thank you, please call me Lei Feng!] γ
Zhang Xiaofan: [(Choose to reply to Pig Pig's words), @η§ι£, catch the three waves of the mad pig, Master doesn't need to thank you, please call me Lei Feng! ] γ
Baguio ......
Han Li.......
Hong Yi.......
Everyone clicked on the words of the pig and the pig, and then silently said the pastoral style, so as not to make no one respond to the death of the pig.
After doing a good job of being a good person, the topic was once again involved in the matter of Xiao Budian being asked to be taken in by a pervert in women's clothing.
Bearded: [Little 666, it's only been less than half a day since I left the house, and someone is rushing to dig the foot of Master's wall? γ
Monkey; [Digging the foot of the wall and digging into our heads, do you think that my grandson's iron rod can't open the mountain and crack the stone? γ
Little White Dragon; [Support the senior brother to teach the other party how to behave! ] γ
Pig; [Brother Monkey, let's go, let's go together, let the peers who are dying know what it means to be in awe! ] γ
HONG Yi; [This kind of good thing, please take me one! ] γ
HAN Li; [Reconsideration!] γ
Below......
Reconsideration......
Reconsideration......
A row of reconsiderations, a group of people discussed going to Xiaobu to farm monsters together
Just when the itinerary was about to be decided, Baguio, as the only female disciple in the group, asked out of curiosity.
[Little one, who is the one who wants to accept you as an apprentice? γ
Seeing the words of the senior brothers and sisters, Xiao Budian didn't think much about it, and directly took a photo of Xinye Daojun and sent it to the group.
[Oh, that's it, a middle-aged Taoist priest who likes to wear women's clothes! γ
......
As soon as the photo came out, there was an eerie silence in the group for three seconds.
Three seconds later......
[, this Nima has spicy eyes! γ
[Oops! My eyes are blind...... Blind! γ
[At this moment, how glad I don't have a sharp eye! γ
[How can there be such a fetish person in the world!] γ
A group of brothers and sisters swiped the screen one after another, saying that they were caused 100,000 times the critical damage by this picture.
At this time, it is often up to the senior brother to appease everyone.
If you don't say that the senior brother is the eldest brother, even in the face of a photo of a middle-aged strange uncle who is a transvestite, his face still does not change and his tone is natural.
[What's the noise?] What's all the noise? One by one, all the fuss, when will this kind of mind be able to preach? γ
As soon as a sentence came out, the brothers who swiped the screen in the group immediately quieted down.
Looking at the monkey's words, the younger brothers and sisters were full of shame.
Sure enough, it's still a senior brother, and the realm is high! We still have a long way to go to catch up with Senior Brother!
Just as everyone was thinking this, the next sentence of the monkey appeared in everyone's chat interface.
[What's that...... Recently, I have felt that the time for preaching is approaching, and at this time, I should retreat to the death to impact the preaching, and it is not suitable for travel
Piggy, you just said that you are going to teach the person who dares to dig into the wall, right? Then you go, Lao Sun will go to the retreat first, don't look for me if you have anything, don't look for me if you have something! γ
After speaking, the monkey did not wait for everyone to recover, and decisively withdrew.
Everyone: "......"
What about our righteous elder brother who takes the lead and dares to be the first in the world? Where did you hide him?
Fake!
You must be a fake big brother!
[Senior brother doesn't care, or, Piggy, you go and deal with it? ] γ
After expressing his speechlessness at the monkey's behavior, the little white dragon was the first to point the finger at the pig, after all...... Who made this thing the best to die?
[Reconsideration!] γ
[Reconsideration!] γ
As soon as Xiao Bailong's words came out, there was a row of reconsideration below.
Piggy: "......"
[Why do you want my old pig to go, why don't you go?] γ
[Piggy, you are at the peak of the quasi-saint, and your body is a chaos beast, and when it erupts, it can abuse ordinary chaos, don't you go to insurance? ] At this moment, even the bearded man who knew that he would shout 666 began to take on a rhythm.
γYou...... Lao Sha, Lao Pig, I treat you well on weekdays, you touch your conscience and speak, which of us can't skip the level and fight monsters?
Especially you, as long as you shout 666, you can increase your combat power, I don't know where your limit is, old pig, if you want to go, it's also the most suitable for you to go, right? γ
Bearded: [Piggy, aren't you the second senior brother? At this time, shouldn't anyone be the biggest and who should set an example for the younger siblings? γ
Pig; [Whew! If you want to say the biggest, Master is not dead yet, so we need to worry about it? γ
blurted out a sentence, and Piggy regretted it after saying it.
And then.......
[System prompt: Pig pig was banned by the administrator for 1.296 billion years!] γ
[System prompt: Lao Sha was banned by the administrator for 129,600 years!] γ
Everyone: "......"
Their master, as always, is as cautious as ever!
When the disciples complained, Mu Feng, who knew that he had no hope for his apprentices, closed his eyes, separated a wisp of divine thought, crossed the space, and descended on Xiao Budian's body.
"Dig into the foot of the wall and dig into me, say, how do you want to die?"
The doppelganger manifested, looking at this strong woman who was a little higher than himself, Mu Feng didn't say a word of nonsense, and went straight to the point.