If a sculpture is placed in the middle of the wilderness, the whole person is frozen in the wind. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a long time, Xiao Budian blinked his eyes twice, raised his hands, and looked down at the oil stains on his hands.

Turning his head, he looked at the fire beside him, and the grill on the fire that still had a lingering fragrance, but was already empty and there was no trace of the barbecue.

"I'm ...... Robbed? ”

He blinked his eyes twice again, and muttered to himself in a milky voice.

After turning around in place, there was no trace of a second human being as far as the eye could see, and even because of the hunt he had just taken, there was not even a shadow of a beast within a radius of several thousand meters.

So, here's the problem!

How did his barbecue disappear without people?

Could it be that the barbecue just now was just a dream of mine?

Or did I just roast fake meat?

I wondered in my heart, Xiao Budian, who really didn't find any suspicious traces, could only put out the fire beside him sullenly, put on his big duffel bag, and continued to walk forward.

Well, you're going to ask him if he's not hungry?

The answer, of course, is...... Hungry!

It's just that there is no second person within a radius of miles except for him, and if he doesn't go forward, where will he go to find food?

After being wrapped by himself for more than ten miles, Xiao Budian gently put down the package behind him, and stared at the short distance in front of him with bright eyes...... A few huge wild boars!

"Eat! Eat them all! ”

Muttering in his mouth, the little little man who was already hungry rushed to the side of a wild boar.

Raising his hand to take a picture, the wild boar, which had not been hurt in the slightest, had already fallen to the ground with his eyes rolled.

Before the other wild boars could react, Xiao Budian shot again and again, harvesting four wild boars in a row.

"Eat! Eat them all! ”

Grabbing two wild boar legs larger than his body in one hand, Xiao Bu's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth were saliva, and he walked back to his big package.

The barbecue grill was set up on a fire, and Xiao Budian disposed of the four wild boars in turn, and put the four wild boars on the barbecue grill together.

Roasted, greased, cumin paprika sprinkled in turn, the sauce was touched, and the fragrant golden roasted whole pig slowly exuded a strong fragrance on the barbecue grill.

"Goo-dong!"

Smelling the fragrance of roasted wild boar, Xiao Budian subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

"It's almost ready to eat, right?"

Although he was still a little short of the most delicious barbecue that his master had taught him, he was really hungry, and besides, there were four wild boars, he ate one first, and when he finished eating one, the rest was roasted deliciously!

Thinking like this, Xiao Budian wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth, gave birth to white and tender little hands with some baby fat, and thought about catching the nearest wild boar to him.

This time, he was going to tear off the boar's hind legs first.

The fat and thin are moderate, because the wild boar legs that are often run and the meat is very tender, and the golden oil that is roasted on the barbecue grill looks delicious, and he can't wait!

The little hand reached out to the hind leg of the wild boar, and the mouth kept swallowing saliva, and the little one couldn't wait to eat the food he had made for the first time.

Seeing that his chubby little hand was about to grab the hind leg of the wild boar and tear it off, a bad premonition came, making Xiao Budian subconsciously withdraw his outstretched right hand.

In the next moment, only to hear a loud sound, a hidden weapon flew past the hind legs of the wild boar, if it wasn't for Xiao Budian to stop in time, he would definitely be hit by this hidden weapon.

"Yikes! Who is it? Who's sneaking up on me! ”

Suddenly attacked by someone, if it wasn't for his quick reaction, he would probably be injured, and he didn't care about eating barbecue, shouting in his mouth, and a pair of big eyes were constantly vigilantly looking around.

"You stinky boy, such delicious food, it hasn't been baked yet, how can you be so bad!"

Just when Xiao Budian was looking around, a middle-aged voice with righteousness in obscenity, anger in righteousness, and shamelessness in anger sounded.

Hearing this voice, Xiao Budian suddenly locked on to the source of the sound.

When he looked up, he saw a golden figure standing in the void above him.

The reason why I saw the golden figure was because the whole person who came was wrapped in a ball of golden light.

With the attention of Xiao Budian's gaze, the golden light gradually restrained, revealing a figure dressed in gorgeous palace clothes.

This figure has long black hair, wears a phoenix crown, and wears a gold and red noble wind cannon.

It was supposed to give people a feeling of being indescribably expensive, but at first glance, not only did Xiao Budian not have any indescribable feeling of being expensive, but a feeling of nausea arose.

Just because, perhaps because of the reason why he was standing below the person who came, Xiao Budian, who looked up, saw this person wearing a phoenix crown and a phoenix robe, and the long legs full of leg hair under the phoenix robe.

At the same time, the realization of bypassing the long legs upwards, above the phoenix robe, and below the phoenix crown, is a ...... The face of a handsome middle-aged uncle with a sighing stubble!

Just imagine, a middle-aged handsome uncle with a sighing stubble that gives people a sense of decadence, his legs are full of black leg hair, but he is wearing a phoenix crown, a phoenix robe, and a woman's dress!

What a spicy picture this picture is!

Anyway, looking at the outfit of the visitor, Xiao Budian's first reaction was ....... It's just that I can't bear to look at it directly!

"Boy! Do you know that spoiling food is a tyrannical thing! Eat the barbecue before it is grilled, you are committing a crime! ”

didn't seem to notice Xiao Budian's constantly twitching eyes and the expression of holding back vomiting, the middle-aged handsome uncle in women's clothing looked down at Xiao Budian below, with a righteous face on his face.

Well, if it weren't for the corner of his eyes glancing at the four barbecue grills beside Xiao Budian from time to time when he spoke, Xiao Budian might have been fooled by his righteous words to ignore the distortion of his women's clothes.

Listening to the words of the middle-aged handsome uncle in women's clothes, I noticed that the corner of his eye looked at his barbecue from time to time, and the witty little man figured out a lot in an instant.

Ignoring the words of the middle-aged handsome uncle, he turned his head to look at the side of his barbecue.

When he saw the "secret weapon" that had sneaked up on him before, Xiao Bu said sure enough.

The so-called "secret weapon" turned out to be a piece of animal bone, a piece of meat that had just been gnawed on it, and a pork bone with the smell of barbecue!

Seeing this, even a fool knew that the wild boar he had just roasted was stolen by this middle-aged uncle who was a dressvestite.

This thing stole a roasted wild boar from himself, and he wanted to eat his own roasted wild boar, and he jumped out of the vertical stall, so he was really bullied as a child who was not weaned?

"Hey, you thief, don't you feel ashamed to put on such a righteous face?"

Obviously he is the victim, but this middle-aged handsome uncle who is a transvestite still complains to himself like a victim, and he will not get used to his problem if he is a little bit.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't feel like he couldn't beat this flying guy, he wouldn't have even fucking recognized him by rushing up to him after he found out that it was this bastard who stole his barbecue.

Now it's just verbally exposing his shameless behavior, and Xiao Budian feels that he has been very forbearing.

It's just that when he didn't expect it, after he revealed the identity of the other party's thief, there was no embarrassment on the face of the middle-aged handsome uncle in women's clothes in the sky.

"You baby, how do you speak? How can the affairs of the monks be called stealing? Poor Dao, this is fate! ”

The middle-aged woman who claims to be poor has a righteous and awe-inspiring face, as if it was not him who had just become a thief.

Xiao Budian: "......" Except for his master, he has never seen a second person so brazen!

"Ahh was basking in the sun under the big willow tree, and the whole person was lazy like an old man who had been buried in a coffin under his neck, and sneezed violently.

"Huh? Who's thinking about me? ”

Cultivators don't catch a cold, let alone Mu Feng, who is already on the right path?

Therefore, after a sneeze, Mu Feng couldn't help but pinch his fingers and calculate.

While Mu Feng was calculating, the conversation continued there.

"You're just a baby, your whole family is a baby, and I was weaned at the age of four!"

Hearing the cosmodic above call himself a milk baby, Xiao Bu ordered a pair of big eyes and waited fiercely for the middle-aged handsome uncle of the transvestite.

"Haha! You're not a baby? So what's that at the corner of your mouth? Cursed by Xiao Budian, middle-aged and not angry, he pointed to the milk stains on the corner of Xiao Budian and laughed.

"Oops!" Hearing this, Xiao Budian subconsciously reached out and wiped the milk stains on the corners of his mouth, and went out with a lot of animal milk, and when he was on the way, he couldn't help but secretly drink a cup, and he forgot to wipe the milk stains on the corners of his mouth.

"Cut, the little kid is so young that he learns to talk nonsense!"

Seeing that Xiao Budian quickly wiped off the milk stains on the corners of his mouth, the middle-aged man shook his head and pouted his lips, with an expression that was not ancient in the world.

"Who lied! You're lying! ”

"Not lying? I didn't lie, I obviously had milk stains on the corners of my mouth, and you still said that you were weaned at the age of four?

However, it's a shame to be weaned at the age of four, right? ”

The middle-aged man continued to taunt.

"Humph! I'm three and a half years old, weaned at four, and now I'm drinking milk, is there a problem? Xiao Budian's little face was slightly raised, with a proud expression of "Do you have a temper".

Middle-aged: "...... "Whose bear child is this Nima, can I shoot him to death?"

No, shoot to death, who baked such a delicious barbecue for Poor Dao?

"Ahem!" Thinking of this, the middle-aged woman who was a covestite reached out and rubbed his embarrassing stubble, and recited a slogan, "Immeasurable Tianzun, the poor road doesn't care about you as a milk baby!" ”

"You're a baby, your whole family is a baby!"

Hearing the three words of the milk baby, he immediately counterattacked, and at the same time, he also noticed the middle-aged self-title.

"Poor Dao? ...... in women's clothes Middle-aged male Taoist priest? ”

"Ahem!" Hearing the subtext of Xiao Budian's words, the young and middle-aged coughed twice, putting on a pretended serious expression.

"Introduce yourself, poor Dao Xinye, the people of the rivers and lakes call Xinye Daojun!

Passing by here today, I saw that your little baby is destined for me, and the poor Dao is here to send you a great creation, boy, you have to seize the opportunity! ”

A middle-aged Taoist priest with a dressing fetish called Xinye, he looks like you've picked up a big bargain.

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a wolf grandmother who is lying to Little Red Riding Hood to open the door!