I sighed and sighed, and at this moment, a person who was hiding behind the crowd and watching the scene looked at me, and his voice rang out from afar: "The master is here, everyone stop!" ”

Although this sentence is simple, it plays a huge role at this moment, almost the same as the effect of the father-in-law of the land in each episode of the story, 'Great Sage, you will receive the supernatural powers', the people in the courtyard brushed their hands together, and even the lady who was still frowning and angry just now changed her face, and all stood stupidly on the spot. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Now I can't continue to watch the play, after thinking about it, I finally walked up with a shy stomach and waved my hand: "Scattered, don't ...... around" Yingying Yanyan and the security guard of Yixiang Courtyard Ma Zai watched the staff disperse in a hurry, leaving only me and Hu Hansan and other friends, but no one dared to say anything, my lady who was trying to get hysteria also stood with her head hanging and didn't know what to think, I walked up to her sideways, "What, madam, I'm back." ”

As I spoke, I observed the reaction of the beautiful lady, and it seemed that it was not as mysterious as they said, so I gradually got closer—well, this lady is not the same as the tigress they complained, is it really hysteria? Depend on! Doesn't that mean that buddy's peach blossoms are here?

The beautiful wife of the fat county order moved aside, still low-browed, and the little bird was still in the favor, and my heart was hot, and I immediately got closer to the past: "Madam, I haven't seen you for many days, I miss my husband very much!" ”

Ahem, don't get me wrong, everyone, I'm doing this purely to fit the needs of the characters, and I don't have the slightest intention of taking advantage of others - but I always feel like something is going to happen to us, and it feels like chocolate and music, and it's a rainy day, and it's a good match!

Before the words fell, my beautiful lady instantly burst apart, and the broom stick in her hand pointed at me in a daze, and said sharply: "Don't come here!" I warn you, within three feet of me, the old lady will definitely immediately smoke a peach blossom on her face, believe it or not? ”

The master and Hu Hansan on the side immediately said 'ah' in unison, and admonished: "Master be careful! ”

You say, 'Can I listen to me at this time?'

At that moment, I really forgot the advice of these two, with a smile on my face, coupled with a bit of the routine expression of Yang Zi and the freshman in the school cafeteria, I leaned up: "What's the matter, madam, are you not happy when the master comes back?" ”

Madame took two steps back: "Don't come here, I told you not to come-"

The enemy retreated, and I continued to advance, with a smile on my face as bright as a flower: "Madam, what's wrong with you?" ”

As I spoke, the distance between me and her narrowed, closer, closer...... Syllable!

It hurts, it hurts! The girl did what she did—she simply slammed a stick on my head with a straight and unhesitating stick, and then rushed to the door......

When we were closest to her, I was only 0.01 centimeters away from her, and I didn't know anything about him, and half an hour later, she and I became enemies, and 24 hours later, we met in the cave room.

(This stalk comes to "Chongqing Forest")

I covered my head and lay on the ground, and involuntarily shouted: "Stop, stop her!" ”

At this moment, the master and Hu Hansan finally showed a horse boy temperament that was very different from ordinary people, and at the moment when I shouted, they had already rushed to the door, even if they were afraid, they still stopped at the door without hesitation, and blocked the door side by side, "Madam, you can't go!" ”

"Get out of the way!" Mrs. Beauty raised the stick abruptly, and threatened the two of them murderously: "Block it again, I'll really do it!" ”

The dog-headed master and Hu Hansan glanced at each other, squatted down, covered his face with his back to his wife, and said sadly: "If you want, you can fight, just don't slap your face." ”

Loyal servant! Naked loyal servant, I didn't expect there to be such people in the legendary world, and I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse, I am really moved...... In the next second, I heard Hu Hansan wailing: "Madam, it's not that we won't let it, but we don't dare to let it - you also know the temper of the master, what he believes in is to come out and talk about credit, and if you get out of the way, you will definitely kill my whole family!" ”

Me: "...... Nima! This fat man is really a wicked man of the ninth generation, and he is indispensable for bad things! ”

Even if they squatted, they still blocked the door tightly, and the lady saw that she really couldn't get out, and she didn't have the heart to beat them, so she stomped her feet suddenly, and rushed towards me again with a stick, shouting while rushing: "Fatty, let them get out of the way, don't let Aunt Kai kill you!" ”

I was in a hurry, and I climbed up to the side with my hands and feet, shouting as I crawled: "Wukong! Help me—"

…… Paralyzed, all the screams are wrong!

Hu Hansan hesitated for a moment, and then rushed towards me as if flying, just like the guards of the heroic Savior in the movie, even the expression of fearlessness of death was the same, but it was a pity - the distance produced not only beauty, but also time difference, five or six meters apart and fifty or sixty meters apart 100 percent different.

As soon as Hu Hansan got up, my beautiful lady had already accelerated suddenly, and in the midst of the great change in his complexion, he rushed to my side, his knee pressed against my back, and the broom rod was pressed straight to my temple, and he shouted: "Don't move!" ”

Well, I'm finally hostage...... Well, I immediately had the consciousness of a hostage, for example, I instantly raised my hands in fear and shouted, "Why bother, why bother, don't! ”

Madame didn't care what I said at all, she only focused on guarding Hu Hansan and the dog-legged servants who came up, and the broom rod slid the corner of my eye along my temple, and scolded: "Stand back, if you dare to come up, this fat man's eyes will be gone!" ”

Hu Hansan and the dog-headed master retreated instantly, stared at the woman in fear, and begged: "Don't, madam, look clearly, what you have in your hands is our master......"

"I know!" Madame raised her voice: "That's my man, right?" ”

"Yes, madam, don't you usually love the master the most?" The dog-headed master desperately encouraged his three-inch incorruptible tongue, and flickered to death: "What's the matter, get up and say okay, you see that the master's stomach is about to be deflated......"

"Do I care if he is deflated or not?" Madame was silent for a moment, and then suddenly changed her words and said, "Since you are my man, what do you mean by surrounding me - rebellion?" Or do you want to kill me? ”

――Listen to the meaning, she also knows that the fat man is a husband, so why is this happening, could it be that she really had hysteria?

These words forced the two of them to ask directly, I think about it right, I haven't heard of two people fighting and walking this way, according to the situation that I began to know, the husband and wife life of the fat county order and the beautiful lady are not coordinated, after all, it is the way to live, just from the wife in order to prevent her husband from going out to steal the fishy mood of opening a kiln can be insightful, and it is not like the sequelae of robbing the people's daughter...... Even I, who am not a mortal, am a little confused!

The dog-headed master cried and laughed: "Madam, if you don't hold the master, can we surround you?" ”

"You want to surround me, of course I want to arrest your master!" The beautiful lady sneered: "If you don't come here, can I come here?" ”

"No, madam, it's the master you caught first......"

"Whew! Obviously, you won't let me go first......"

"Wronged, madam, it was you who wanted to leave first, and we surrounded your ......"

"Nonsense, if you don't stop me, can I want to leave?"

"Really, ma'am......"

They argued over the subject with a level of intensity comparable to the popular college debates of the nineties, and it is not an exaggeration to say that there was a verbal argument - while neither side was paying attention, I secretly withdrew my hand to support the ground, adjusted the position of my body slightly, and prepared to violently pull her off my back!

Joke, buddy has never been ridden when she grows so big, just by her?!

There is absolutely no other meaning to the word riding here, don't think crookedly, I am actually very pure, En, very pure and pure......

If I had the same body as before, I would definitely not have been noticed, but I was careless in a hurry, and I didn't expect that the difference between the fat man and me was too great, and the slightest movement would shake the ground, and as a result, the movement of my arm triggered a chain reaction - the beautiful lady noticed it instantly, and the strength on her knees suddenly increased, and at the same time she categorically shouted: "What do you want to do?" ”

At this moment, I didn't have a brain at all, and I just instinctively shouted: "Yes! ”

I turned my back to the sky, and although I couldn't see her expression, the tremor from my back still revealed Madame's shock, and she suddenly said word by word: "Why-must? ”

I was in a trance, and then I was surprised: "Ren Xiaoyan? ”

The next second, I only felt a warm and soft on my back, two hot things stuck to my back, and then I felt that someone hugged me from behind, her face was pasted on my face from the side, I only felt that this woman's skin was as white as ice and snow, soft and soft on her hands, like a marshmallow, from the side, the beautiful lady's eyes were like silk, her warm lips were slightly open, and she also sprayed the fragrance of orchids...... Then she burst into tears!

(Needless to say, right?) King of Destruction lines. ）

Ren Xiaoyan cried and scolded, and cried while scolding: "Why bother with you stinky duck egg, bastard...... Woowoo...... Haven't come to me for so long...... Woowoo...... I almost died of scare...... Woowoo...... You're a big badass......"

In the face of Ren Xiaoyan's crying and scolding, I was relieved in my heart, even if I was facing the loess with my back to the sky, I still felt a pillar of optimus facing straight down, and a thought appeared coldly in my mind, and it lingered repeatedly:

"I didn't expect her to be so much older!"

Since the situation has improved, the Hu Han Sanyi gang also did not come to bother, I didn't move and let her lie on my back and cry and scold hard, and I didn't call her up for a long time after venting, and finally Ren Xiaoyan found out that something was wrong: "Why bother, why are you lifting your back to the top?" ”

I sneered, "...... I don't want to either! ”

Ren Xiaoyan moved her head strangely and glanced to the side, and then suddenly, with a red face, he laughed, got up from my back silently, and pulled me - I maintained a posture of standing upright with a expressionless face: "Wait a while." ”

Ren Xiaoyan couldn't hold back any longer, laughed, raised her hair and walked straight towards Yixiang Courtyard, throwing words that echoed repeatedly in the air: "I'll wait for you in the house, and you can come in by yourself when the reaction is gone!" ”

Hey, this time buddy is a shame and a big deal!