Under the staring eyes of Li Lei, a mother-in-law, and his mother-in-law, I was completely anxious, and this body was fat, and the white sweat was flowing downward, and a curtain of water was formed from my chin - even so, I was still calm, and I reflected a realm higher than ordinary people from the inside out:

"You don't know? My sister Han Meimei and Han Gang got married! ”

Look, this is the benefit of being knowledgeable, in the 2009 edition of the primary school English supporting textbook of the People's Education Publishing House, Han Meimei has married a new character HanGang (Han Gang), her short ear-length hair has become a mature and fashionable style, and after being busy in the kitchen, she takes care of her two children, HanKeke and HanXixi......

Sure enough, Han Meimei and Li Lei are both married!

As expected, after these words came out, Li Lei was shocked, and suddenly realized: "Oh, why did I forget him......" "Son, Han Meimei really married him?" The old witch was also so anxious that she jumped up and down on his shoulder, scratching her ears and cheeks, "Let's not look for Meimei, let's hurry up and find Han Gang!" ”

"Mom, you're right!"

In the frightened eyes of all of us, Ma Bao Nan moved instantly, carrying his mother on his back, like a cannonball, through the wall, and disappeared into the vast night with great speed......

We all stood stupidly and didn't move until the figures were completely gone, and then, after looking at each other a few times, we rushed out of the wine shop like flies, and flew back to the high-walled compound of the landlord's old wealth!

Of course, at this moment, I was no exception, just relying on my two fat legs to run back, let me completely realize the huge potential contained in this tangyuan-like body, summed up in one sentence: my energy, beyond my imagination!

……

After a night's rest, the next morning, I began to drink bean juice and chew oil cakes while recalling the plot of Jigong, hoping to find out where the ninth beggar and the ninth pheasant were located - the beggar can only look for it in the corners, and it is difficult to say whether it can be found, but it is relatively simple to find the pheasant, and I seem to remember what it is called Yixiangyuan......

It's not difficult, anyway, I'm also a villain in the ninth generation, what's the point of visiting some kilns?

Just do it, I immediately called Hu Hansan and the master in front of me: "Ask, there is a kiln called Yixiangyuan in the place under the jurisdiction of the master, do you know where it is?" ”

The two of them immediately showed a strange expression on their faces, and after looking at each other for a few times, the master cautiously came over: "Master, you won't forget Yixiangyuan, right?" ”

Hey, look at you, I really guessed right, Yixiangyuan is really there, there is nothing to say, it must be the place where the Ninth Pheasant Xiaoyu stays, and look at their expressions - this fat county order will not be a frequent visitor to Yixiangyuan, right? Wouldn't that be easier?! I just don't know if this fat county order and Maggie Cheung's version of Xiaoyu have had a super friendship relationship, if there is, it would be great - of course, there is even better, that is, to use this body to have a more super friendship relationship with her, which is also the dream of all post-70s men, and I can't avoid vulgarity......

I waved my hand at the two confused doglegs in front of me with an expressionless face, "I was scared yesterday, I don't remember much about my lord-hey, you two bastards, you dare not answer my question, begging for a beating, right?" ”

"No, no, no......" The two shouted together, and said in unison: "Yes, there is this place, it is in our Taiyuan Town!" ”

"That's a piece of!" I suddenly became excited: "Let's go, take the master for a walk!" ”

The two looked at each other again, but the master leaned next to me and said, "Master, you, are you sure you want to go?" ”

"Hey, sir, I'm not good at talking or what?" Xing was splashed with such a basin of cold water on his head, and I was not in a beautiful mood at the time, so I said angrily: "Or do you two dare to stop me?" ”

The two doglegs looked at each other for the third time, and the master came to me for the third time, laughing with him, accompanying caution, and accompanying everything he might accompany to prevent me from getting angry, and said pitifully: "Master, villain, villain...... It's really ...... Stopping you ......"

"Bold!" I slapped the table with a slap on the table, and shouted loudly with the expression I thought best expressed the majesty of the Jiupin Sesame Officer that I had seen in the movie: "Come on, drag this bastard out for me......"

Poof, poof!

Before the words fell, Hu Hansan and the master all knelt in front of me, kowtowing desperately, one mouth shouted: "Master, master, we are for your good ......" The other also howled: "Master, I am really loyal to the sun and the moon, you can't beat me!" ”

Their consistent performance finally caught my attention, I thought about it, and beckoned the two to stand up: "Then you say, why do you want to stop me?" ”

The master got up with a sigh, followed by Hu Hansan, and once again proved what I said - this master has no other skills, but the speed of kneeling and getting up is as fast as his MA, and I don't know if the Guinness World Records has this, if so, I can use my personality to vouch for it, he must be the fastest one to kneel down in the history of earthlings!

I've thought about it all, and I'm ...... in bed Uh-no, get on your knees Bolt!

Eventually, the master told me, "Master, it seems that you were really frightened and confused yesterday, and you even forgot that you opened Yixiang Temple!" "That's right," Hu Hansan also added on the side, "I called the favorite ones in your Yixiang Courtyard last night!" ”

it! What does this mean? This yard is actually me- uh-uh! This yard was actually opened by this fat man's county order?

…… There's nothing wrong with it, I remember, Ji Yuan has acted, Xiao Yudu's kiln was originally the property of the ninth wicked, he is either a controlling shareholder or a CEO, anyway, judging from the movie, he has the right to this kiln that is absolutely equivalent to God!

But even if that's the case, why did they stop me? It's impossible to tell me that I can't visit my kiln, so I won't be Ma Yun? - It is said that the girl's family will never shop online, and they also swore that their sons, grandchildren, daughters-in-law, and granddaughters-in-law will not be allowed to shop online in the future...... After all, it's not 100% holding, so resolutely don't smash the money into your own stall, it's too chicken thief!

Uh, could I be like Ya, who only owns 7.74% of Yeehyangin?

(Don't you explain this, do you?) ）

But in the next second, the master's words completely puzzled me, and he told me solemnly: "Master, you really don't remember, you don't remember such an important thing?" Such a small reminder to you - your wife can be in charge of things in that kiln, and you have not been allowed to go, so you came to Taiyuan Town to live in someone else's house, Han San will find someone for you to have fun, and you have to shoot a place to change places, and you can't be heavy again, once you are caught by your wife, you will have to worry about your life! ”

I was dumbfounded: "W-Why is this?" ”

Hu Hansan hurriedly came up and said with a bitter face: "Isn't this Madame's idea, saying that since you like to visit the kiln, you can't stop it, so she simply closed the kilns in ten miles and eight towns, and all the kiln sisters received a piece to open the largest one by themselves, saying that you can't go shopping if you want to!" ”

I almost fell headlong: "Go your own way, let others have no way to go - this woman is too violent!" ”

Hu Hansan and the master nodded in unison, and finally said in unison: "Who said it wasn't!" ”

……

Although Hu Hansan and his master repeatedly emphasized that they described my wife, whom I had never met, as a lion in Hedong, a tiger in the forest, a bull demon king who jumped over the wall in a hurry, and a shell lang who found cow dung, I still resolutely decided to face the enemy head-on and go to Tiger Mountain again!

Don't be surprised, don't think I've changed sex, if I put this matter from a different angle, you can figure it out immediately - Xiao Bisheng is newly married, I have been away from my wife for so long, and I went home to meet my wife, what's wrong with this, ah?!

In a word, I'm going to see my wife!

Hehe, so I'm afraid of Mao, isn't this human?

But even so, I still made full preparations, on the one hand, I asked the master to prepare a sedan chair, and on the other hand, I asked Hu Hansan to send someone over to greet him in advance, and said that the master was back, and I hoped to see Mrs. immediately, so I didn't undress and went straight to Mrs.'s place to ——, romance, just like the strength of the prince after defeating the evil dragon in the Western story, he immediately ran away, where can I care about what clothes to change!

Two messengers were sent out, and we hurried towards Yixiangyuan, and when we were halfway there, one of the officers ran back sweating profusely, knelt on the ground and began to howl: "Master, go and see, Madame has hysteria!" ”

I was surprised, "Why? ”

I was surprised on the surface, but in fact, I was quite happy in my heart - although I was mentally prepared to face Mrs. Fat County, but from my original intention, I didn't want to meet her at all......

Nothing else, just because I know, this lady is definitely not a good product, according to the tension of the characters in movies and television, you can know that this county lady must be fat and fat, with a huge mole on her face, and her body is five short, and she has to be stuck on the edge of the well when she throws it into the well...... In a word, it's good to look like a human!

Hey, isn't it good that she's hysterical, the girls in the yard are as good as I choose, and whoever she catches is ...... Uh, no, find Xiaoyu, return this legendary world to the right path, and reshape the folk customs of my great country!

The messenger knelt on the ground and continued to howl: "I don't know, as soon as I heard that you were going, Madame immediately went crazy! ”

Hu Hansan was the first to jump up, and ran away: "Master, I'll call you to stand up." Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "I waved my hand, this guy slapped his horse's buttocks, and suddenly rushed out, and the sense of racing rushed out!"

(You don't need to explain this stalk, do you?) ）

I asked the kobold master next to me: "Prepare to prepare, in case the lady is seriously ill, you will immediately bring someone to tie him up for me, don't hurt anyone, you know?" ”

The master nodded vigorously, it seems that he has been cleaned up by this lady before.

I opened the curtain and looked inside, only to see a tall, enchanting, picturesque, graceful, fairy-like young woman chasing the errand officer, while scolding and scolding, scolding and beating, surrounded by countless beautiful girls, she caught who beat whom, the yard was full of fifty or sixty women plus a dozen men, stunned by a dare to fight back!

However, they always surrounded her, circled around, and refused to let her go, looking very like a gun's eye.

Hu Hansan squatted at the door, this grandson didn't go in at all, and when he saw us coming, he hurriedly came up: "Master, it's really crazy - as soon as Madame heard that you were coming, she immediately ran outside, and the little ones finally stopped people, so they were angry!" ”

Cake sellers!

This girl who is too beautiful to look like a person is actually the wife of the fat pig county order, which is too, too, too illogical, right?

In an instant, a sentence flashed through my mind:

She is like a person in a painting, and she floats down in an instant, which makes us feel unbelievable, thank you so much......

(Who knows, the stalk of this passage?) ）

(Some people say it's brain-burning, and there's no way, so I'll explain some of the stalks when I remember it - it really needs a little level, hehe.) ）