How can you fool that thin old man? This laxative seems to be a bit too much! I have come back from the canteen after a full meal, and the thin old man has not yet come out of the toilet. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I leaned on the pillar, looking at the closed toilet in the distance, my chin in my hand, and thinking about how to fool the thin old man into going to the ghost aunt.

It seems that I can only make some blood myself. I sighed, turned around and ran back to the dorm, turning all the treasures out.

Looking at the pile of things snatched from the thin old man, I thought for a long time, and finally held back the grief in my heart and picked up the whisk. Because, there are so many things, and this is what I don't like the most.

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"Yo, old man, you're out?" As soon as I walked downstairs with the dust, the thin old man leaned against the wall and moved out of the toilet little by little.

I raised the dust in my hand to him and said, "Uncle, I'm short of money to spend recently, and I'm going to sell this thing, how many cents can you sell it?"

"Nine suns are dusty!" The thin old man's eyes straightened when he saw the dust in my hand, he snorted and shouted: "Sell your ancestors, this is a priceless treasure, return me quickly!"

", why should I pay you back what I robbed with my ability?" With that, I turned and ran.

"Stop, stop...... Ouch! The thin old man's legs were so weak that he almost fell to the ground. I wanted to mention some mana, only to find that there were a lot of filth on my clothes and pants, which broke his golden body and restrained his mana, which was estimated to have splashed up and stuck to it when he was pouring thousands of miles in the toilet just now.

Thinking that his rare treasure was about to be sold, the thin old man gritted his teeth and was ruthless. I took off my clothes and pants, and I chased after him with a pair of pants.

"Stop! Rabbit cub, you stop for the old man......"

"Ahh

"This old man is crazy......

"Quick Alarm ......"

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I dragged the dust in front of me, the skinny old man in a pair of pants chased behind, on the way to the anatomy building, because the two of us caused the whole road to be jumping. Some of the girls were scared and screaming loudly, some of the older aunts were pointing, but more were taking out their phones to take pictures.

"Aunt ghost, aunt ghost, come out quickly!" I rushed to the dissection floor like a whirlwind, throwing my head up and shouting to the second floor.

"What's the noise?" A gust of black wind swirled down from the second floor, and the ghost aunt appeared behind me, very displeased. Because the ghost aunt is at the level of the ghost king, she is not afraid of sun exposure.

"Aunt Ghost, didn't you say before that you were going to bring my junior brother to see you? Didn't I bring this? He's running over, afraid you'll be waiting. I pointed to the thin old man who was running towards me in the distance and said to the ghost aunt: "My junior brother is suave, the Gu family still loves his wife, he doesn't smoke or drink, he is one of the top ten good men in the new era!"

Seeing that Aunt Ghost's face turned red, I couldn't hold back the smile in my heart, and then flickered: "My junior brother heard that you are still charming, and you used to be a great beauty, so he wants to know you, and the ghost love is not over!"

"No, this dust whisk is what he asked me to give you in advance, as a token of love." Seeing the thin old man getting closer and closer, I threw the dust at the ghost aunt.

"Nine suns whisk dust?" Aunt Ghost reached out to catch the dust, but she didn't expect to be hot. But the ghost king is the ghost king after all, Xiu Wei is there, she rolled up her sleeves and took the dust in her hand.

"You know?"

"Of course, this is the ancestor of the dust, one of the three treasures of Maoshan. It seems that he is sincere when he can bring such a valuable thing! Aunt Ghost said.

...... "Aunt ghost, can you give it back to me?" I really didn't know it was a baby, otherwise I wouldn't have killed you and wouldn't have given it to you. I wanted to cry without tears, but I didn't dare to say these words, I only dared to think about them in my heart.

"Aunt ghost, I'll go to the toilet, you talk to my junior brother first, see if everyone is suitable first!" In the blink of an eye, the thin old man was a hundred meters away.

I thought to myself, let's get out of the way! Otherwise, if you go through it for a while, either of them can strangle me, and they will definitely strangle me.

Aunt Ghost ignored me and treated me as air, and she was concentrating on looking at the thin old man. She nodded and praised as she looked at it: "Slim, muscular, and healthy." I've been single for hundreds of years, and this feeling of emptiness, loneliness and coldness is really bad, it's time to have a home. ”

"You're just a little ugly, and you're far worse than your senior brother. Let's go to South Korea for the whole thing, maybe I can see the past, otherwise I won't agree to marry you! ”

finally saw the appearance of the thin old man, and the ghost aunt's eyes flowed with a trace of disappointment. If the other party is not a warm man, Aunt Ghost believes that she will slaughter him immediately.

Where does the ghost aunt know about going to South Korea for plastic surgery, she has been dead for hundreds of years. She listened to the students in the anatomy class talk about it, saying that she could become good-looking when she went to Korea for plastic surgery, and she could even be as good-looking as that Liu Hefei.

"......" looked at a ghost holding his whisk standing in the middle of the road, judging him, and said that he should go to South Korea for the whole thing, and the thin old man's nose was crooked.

"The universe is boundless, and the Tao is boundless. Haste is like a law, punish evil, and be evil! As soon as the thin old man recited a spell, a few copper coins were punched, and all of them hit the ghost aunt.

"Whew!" The ghost aunt who was caught off guard was pierced by copper coins, is this a warm man? The ghost aunt was furious, and the ghost king's breath was fully displayed, and the ghost aura was suddenly monstrous.

"Ghost King?" The thin old man's face was green, and just now the ghost aunt wanted to leave a good impression on the other party when they met for the first time, so she put away all the anger on her body, for fear of scaring the other party.

The thin old man is not afraid of this ghost king, he still has one in Panyang Lake. It's just that now he's not fit to fight! I just stretched until my legs were weak, and I didn't have the strength to fight.

It's too late to get out now, and it's embarrassing to say that you're a half-step real person's cultivation, and it's embarrassing to run away without fighting. Besides, the dust of the treasure Jiuyang is still on the other party, how can you be willing if you don't take it back.

Made, this rabbit cub actually sold the treasure of the spell world to a ghost king, and the next time he sees it, he must eliminate the harm for the spell world. The thin old man thought that I was all to blame, and he suddenly wanted to chop me alive.

The ghost aunt pounced with her claws, and the thin old man greeted him with a seal. You come and go, you attack and I defend. Yin and Yang are churning, and the surrounding wind is fierce for a while, flying sand and stones.

"Bang!" The two of them made another move, and the powerful power shook both of them back again and again.

Aunt Ghost seems to be fine, but the thin old man can't do it, his face is pale, his legs are weak, he just went to the toilet and pulled to prostration, and then chased me all the way, and then came up and fought with a ghost king.

Now he only has half a life left, and he can't even exert the cultivation of the Dao Master.

"Hmph, I just lack a physical body, it's you!" The ghost aunt smiled coldly, like a streamer that pierced into the thin old man's body.

"What? You are a half-step real person's cultivation! "The confident ghost aunt was trying to snatch the flesh with the soul of the thin old man, but as soon as she came into contact, she found out that the other party was a real cultivator, and the opponent did not show her real cultivation when she was fighting just now.

"Hmph, you dare to take my body, if you didn't enter my body, I would really not be able to clean you up!!"

The soul of the thin old man suppressed the ghost aunt, the ghost aunt couldn't come out anymore, the ghost aunt was finished.