"Hey, girl? Are you up yet? "The person who answered my call was my partner who was doing the experiment with last night. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Don't call me sister, I have a name!" The person on the other end of the phone probably just woke up, sleepy-eyed and yawning.

Of course, it is possible that she was woken up by my phone call, but she was not angry, and she had a good temper. If anyone dares to wake me up while I'm sleeping, I'll let him know why the flowers are so red......

"Uh, well, that girl... Oh no, classmate Zeng Yuyao, do you have a chicken head, that is, that Li Yiyi's phone? "has been chasing you for so long, I can't believe he hasn't called or texted you.

"Yes, he harassed me all day before, and I blocked him, so I'll look for it. What do you want his phone number for? The girl on the other end of the phone asked with some curiosity.

"I thought I was a bit ruthless last night, so I wanted to call him and apologize to him and ask him to treat me to dinner. If you find the number, send it to me, and we'll talk again......"

"You apologize? Let him invite you to dinner? You heard that right! Hey, hey......" Zeng Yuyao glanced at the phone that was hung up, smiled helplessly, threw the phone on the quilt, and scolded the bastard.

"Ding Dong!" The message was sent quickly.,I opened it and looked.,Sure enough, it was the girl who sent it.,There's a phone number.,It's probably the's.,I clicked on it and dialed it.。

"Who?" The arrogant voice of the came from the other end of the phone.

"I'm your grandfather,, you listen to me, I suddenly remembered that on the day of school, two of your younger brothers stepped on my mat, and now I give them a chance to apologize, you let them bring a box of mineral water and half a catty of laxatives to my dormitory. Right now, or I'll see you again and beat you again! With that, I hung up.

"Why don't you let him bring two packets of melon seeds?" The little hamster on the side interjected.

"......" The looked at the beeping phone, and was stunned for a while before relieving himself.

Nima, he has always been the only one who threatens others, how can anyone threaten him! But now there's a strange guy who does it.

"You two get the hell out of here!" The took his anger out on the two horses who had stepped on my mat, and if it weren't for these two things, he wouldn't have been able to trouble me, and he wouldn't have suffered so much.

The two younger brothers of the chicken head really came over quickly, one holding a box of mineral water, and the other carrying half a catty of laxatives.

Standing at the door of my dormitory, trembling and not daring to speak, the had just cleaned them up, which didn't make them much afraid.

What they are afraid of in their hearts is still me, and what happened to the is obvious to all, and the lord in front of them will start fighting if they don't agree with each other.

The has such a prominent family background, people say that they will fight, if they dare to be as arrogant as the, it is estimated that they will be thrown downstairs.

"How do you calculate the dosage of this laxative, did you ask?" I looked at the white bags, didn't bother to read the instructions, and simply asked the two people next to me.

"I'm going to ask......" The two men immediately replied, pulling out their mobile phones to make a call.

"No need!" Anyway, it's not me who drinks! I pulled out the cap of a bottle of mineral water, then tore open a small packet and poured it in, and found that it was all dissolved, and then poured another small packet into it, and found that it was still completely dissolved...... The solubility of this laxative is quite large, I don't know how many packets I poured, I found that I was almost saturated before I stopped, I slapped the lid back.

"You two come here, and in a moment you give this bottle of water to the lovely old man downstairs to drink, and don't make him suspicious......," I called the two of them to my side, and whispered to the thin old man downstairs who was resting on the pillar.

"If this matter is done, our previous grievances will be written off, but if it is messed up, and the lovely old man didn't drink this bottle of water, then you can drink it......"

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Being able to become a little follower next to Brother Gongzi shows that these two people still have a little brain.

They didn't hand the water directly to the thin old man, but first went to the East Point House to buy a bag of bread, and then took out the bottle of water from the schoolbag and sent it to the thin old man together.

"Grandpa, is there anything we can help you with?"

"Grandpa, you're here to find your grandson, right?"

"Grandpa, you drink water first, eat something, if there is any problem, we will help you solve it later!"

"If you're looking for someone, tell me his professional name, and we'll check it for you later!"

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The two brothers, you say a word to me shush the cold and ask for warmth, and suddenly the thin old man was moved to tears, he came to squat early in the morning, it was almost time for lunch, he didn't have a grain of rice and a mouthful of water into his stomach, but the rabbit cub hid in it and didn't come out, and there was a tigress guarding the door of the dormitory, he couldn't go in if he wanted to, and he couldn't go away, what if the rabbit cub slipped away while he wasn't there.

"The quality of college students is high!" It's like that rabbit cub, just beat people, and grab things.

The thin old man took the bread and water tremblingly, and said with a grateful face: "People are really unseemly, although you don't look like good people on the surface, but I didn't expect you to have such a good heart, by the way, the person I'm looking for is in this dormitory, I don't know what his name is, he is very handsome, at least much more handsome than you, and his martial arts are very high......"

"That, old man, you eat first, let's go up and help you find it, there are not many handsomes than us, you can find ...... at once" After speaking, the soles of the two feet were greased.

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"Hey, old man, are you having lunch? Since you have something to eat, then I won't invite you to dinner! You eat slowly, I'll go first! "While the thin old man was eating mineral water and nibbling on bread, I also packed up and prepared to go to the dining hall to eat.

"......" The thin old man looked at me dumbfounded for a long time, and he didn't react until I walked fifty meters straight. He yelled and stopped! With that, he chased after me with bread in one hand and mineral water in the other.

"Ouch!" Before he could run a few steps, the thin old man suddenly found that his stomach was tumbling, his stomach was rolling, and he was gurgling!

"Profiteers! This bread is so expired that it's no wonder it smells rancid! After that, he smashed the bag of bread in his hand on the ground, the thin old man has been cultivating since he was a child, cloth clothes and coarse food, where have he eaten milk food, so he mistakenly thought that the smell of bread was expired.

"Bunny, spare you this time, don't let me ...... next time Ouch, we need to find a latrine first! The thin old man raised his head and drank the more than half of the mineral water in the bottle in one gulp, dropped the bottle and covered his stomach to find the toilet.