Chapter 16 Maybe There Is No Perfect Ending in the World!
"What about now~ what should we do?" Ji Yun asked with a little unpleasantness. After nine years of business education and three years of high school education, most people have become avid holiday lovers, looking forward to every upcoming statutory holiday, and Ji Yun is one of the best - seeing that he is going to work for the ghost brother on the eleventh day today, Ji Yun can really be refreshed. By the way, weren't you ghosts you saw last night?
"What to do? Cold salad~! Wang Zhe motioned to Ji Yun to be calm and not to be impatient, the sky is falling from the top of an elder-Wu Ding took the initiative to promise Brother Ghost, Wu Ding is not in a hurry, you are in a hurry.
"In the final analysis, there are two things, one is to save the dog on the rooftop, and the other is to clean up Xu Zheng. Let's come one by one~! Wu Ding didn't think it was that difficult - at least these two things could be solved in a normal way, in other words - he didn't meow at least two teammates to pull back! Last night, a group of comics posed for various post-modern shapes COS human centipedes, and Wu Ding said that he would remember it for a lifetime......
"You guys are discussing~ I'll go and put the tile and the night pot back first-the senior brother who maintains the museum has asked me several times, and if I don't put it back, people will definitely want me!" Ji Yun figured it out, and when he put down the words, he flashed - the subtext is: Borrowing this pot of equipment actually has to be carried by everyone together, I am going to wipe my ass alone now, don't bother me with other things.
"Bring your 'horse'! Hey, why did we prepare the four gods Wadang and the Chinese New Year's Eve pot, the black dog blood and what eggs are not used - this is not scientific! Xie Anshun blackened Ji Yun's mouth, yesterday Ji Yun pushed Xie An, and Xie An said that he would never forget. However, under the influence of Wu Ding, Xie An's brain circuits also began to become abnormal, and this question did not involve the point at all - what you promised Brother Ghost has not been done......
"Science ~ Your family's science says that there are ghosts in the world? You've watched too much of Toss Yue's brain-dead shows - you've become brain-dead, right? Li Dongyang never misses any opportunity to taunt his teammates, it seems that next time something really happens, he will still be properly placed on the front line - this time he will arrange the supervision team!
"I've seen this show - there is a guy who can suck blood from anywhere on his body, and he has been investigating his bleeding gums for a long time; There is also a program that investigates UFOs, and there are several episodes of various suspense thrillers, but the result is that bugs are flying around, and the camera is not sensitive enough; There is also a person who is not afraid of electricity, 220V alternating current can't kill him, all kinds of physical examinations, almost sliced the guy to study, the result is that the cocoon on his hand is thick ~ insulation, haha...... "TV fan Li Changgeng is energetic as soon as he says this - you watch this outrageous TV show, and you watch it so with relish and impress-no wonder the little girl is also a set, I can only say that you are a model for applying what you have learned......
"Hey~ It's gone astray again! It's not about this brain-dead show at all, right? Or do you want to be on this brain-dead show? In my opinion, your brain-dead degree is so-so enough-well, brain-dead Pei Yongjun cheats money and ignorant girls lose both money and money! Li Dongyang continued to complain. Li Dongyang said that he has been complaining professionally for 20 years - in fact, it is a maximum of 18 years, unless Li Dongyang also had this hobby in his last life; But to be honest, don't complain when you encounter this situation, people still have the meaning of being alive......
"Let's go to the rooftop of Building 11~ Go now!" Wu Ding couldn't stand 5136's habit of taunting a wave of teammates first when it was okay - mainly because he was the one who has been ridiculed the most recently. Also, Wu Ding, you don't taunt others a lot, second only to Li Dongyang, okay?
"But what if we haven't discussed it yet?" Wang Zhe was puzzled.
"What's there to discuss~ Make a video and post it on the Internet! At most, we will go to fry the paste at night~ I will pay for the night! Wu Ding said that this kind of problem can be solved with the way of thinking of normal people, and there is no need to worry about it at all.
Wang Zhe thinks about it~ It seems that this method saves time and effort and is not dangerous, so let's try it.
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"Who said, 'What's negotiable?'" What now? Wang Zhe said while looking at Wu Ding unhappily.
"Eh~ Who knew that people's awareness of crisis public relations was so strong - the posts and small videos on the campus forum and post bar were deleted in minutes...... If you have this kind of energy, why let those dogs wait to die! Ay! Wu Ding said he was innocent.
"Well, I think it's good for the ghost brother to answer like this when he asks you~! It's a big deal to let him take you away! Li Dongyang said calmly.
Wu Ding can't calm down, it seems that the promise of ghosts and gods has never been done, and no one has ever had a good end, right? Wu Ding didn't live long enough, but he didn't want to die young - so Wu Ding could only continue to brainstorm. "With ~ I know what to do! You can also make a little money! Wu Ding walked around the dormitory a few times like a convulsion, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he left like a wind.
The next day, the program "Zero Distance in Xianshi" exposed the news of the abandonment of laboratory animals on the rooftop of Building 11 of Xianda, and everyone from 5136 feasted on the self-service barbecue - so that sooner or later, people in a dormitory will become brothers, right? Because the fat man is all the same as his meow!
"I'll just say that you're happy today, it turned out that you called the cute girl reporter and exposed it! Did you also win the News Clue Award? Wang Zhe's brain turned fast, and he understood when he saw the news.
"Can't you just keep up a little suspense? Otherwise, if you think that the uncle has a lot of money, he will invite you to eat and drink! Wu Ding said that the barbecue can't stop your mouth, "to make the person who pays the money happy" If you don't understand the truth, who will invite you to eat in the future?
"Finally, you have done a human thing~ worthy of praise! But how do you know the show will air? Li Changgeng pays attention to something different from others - everything related to TV, Li Changgeng always has an extraordinary interest, Wu Ding always suspects that Li Changgeng will one day be deceived by the winning information of "Very 6+7" and "Mingguang Avenue" in the mobile phone text message - losing some money is a trivial matter, anyway, Li Changgeng is a poor man who doesn't have much money, and one person can't starve him to death with a spoonful of rice; It's miserable to be deceived into doing pyramid schemes, with his wisdom, tsk~ The future is worrying......
"This show and this 'cutest female reporter' just made the kind of plane oolong before - I definitely want to make a turnaround! To put it darkly, a big news can still divert attention, right? Or else~ has it been making people talk about their brain-dead program - treating the airplane cup as a meat Ganoderma lucidum! So, I specifically looked for the female reporter. Sure enough......" Wu Ding proudly talked about his glorious actions, but ~ no one listened carefully.
"You say that 'Meat Lingzhi' is really that godly? If people can always exist after eating and becoming ghosts, it seems that it is indeed immortality in some sense......" Li Dongyang has been full of appetite for that thing since he first saw the meat lingzhi, this is not ~ I am worried about it again!
"Not necessarily~ I have checked the scientific name of the meat Ganoderma lucidum is 'large slime fungus complex', it is said that it existed in the Cretaceous period, and it is a living fossil than the giant panda, and American scholars believe that 'it is the ancestor of human beings and all animals and plants'. As for the function, it is even more mysterious - all kinds of anti-cancer, anti-aging, and immunity-improving ...... "Wu Ding is a practitioner of the theory of "either do your homework in advance, or take the cheat sheet with you", and when it comes to this thing, it is a set of sets.
"Edi God~ We actually ate our ancestors!" Li Dongyang's attention is always different from others - should it be said that this is complaining/scolding, and the strength comes from subtle observation? And what Shaanxi dialect do you learn from Gansu, and you don't learn it at all......
"Ancestor, your sister~ Ancestor! From the evolutionary point of view, humans and animals are closer to each other - hey, the fat beef and pork chops you eat now are also your relatives - such as a distant cousin or something...... "Wu Ding is a little deliberately disgusting, who eats this!
"I don't care! It took millions of years for humans to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat chaff! "Foodies have a strong heart, and Li Dongyang chose to gently brush away Wu Ding's malice like spider silk. And when he speaks, Li Dongyang's mouth is unambiguous, and he killed N roasted chicken wings; also found a reason for all foodies to speak right......
"Shhhhh There's big news! TV fan Li Changgeng has been paying attention to the TV and has no time to care about the arguments of his roommates.
"The death of a senior by hanging is surprising – recently, Xianshi University posted a notice on its official Weibo that the school's senior was found dead in his dormitory. The police rushed to the scene as soon as possible, investigated the scene and collected evidence, and the preliminary conclusion was that he had died by hanging. It is reported that Xu, a student who hanged himself, was related to the stolen meat Ganoderma lucidum from the school's Life Science Institute, and the relevant information of the case is still being investigated by the police...... "The news broadcast by the female host is shocking.
"This~ This is Xu Zheng!" The news was accompanied by photographs of the deceased's body, and despite the mosaic on his face, Wu Ding recognized the deceased.
"Hey, the meat lingzhi was still stolen! But who did it? The attentive Wang Zhe found that this news seemed to confirm another thing.
"Hey, it must be Zheng Guangzu~ This guy is fast enough!" Although Li Dongyang didn't think that Xu Zheng was a good person, he had finally seen two sides, and it was inevitable that a fresh life would pass away - as for hanging himself? Li Dongyang didn't believe it! Zheng Guangzu has a grudge against this one, and the way of death is the same as Zheng Guangzu, this is the stand-in that the ghost brother is looking for! However, it is not about himself, hanging high, the left and right are the grievances of the two, Li Dongyang is not interested in getting involved, at most he is talking about it.
"Not me. If I say it's not me, would you believe it? A somewhat familiar voice sounded - listen to the voice, it was ~ Zheng Guangzu.
"I'll go! Ghost brother ~ No, big brother, you are really elusive! Wu Ding himself didn't think there was anything wrong with becoming a ghost and becoming an enemy after death, but this way of stepping on landmines still scared Wu Ding so much that he was careful. Wu Ding continued: "I believe~! Big brother, you don't have to lie to us...... However, why did Xu Zheng commit suicide? Wu Ding's reaction was not slow, and there was really no need for Zheng Guangzu to coax them to play.
"I don't know. I haven't moved yet, and if I really want to do it, I won't kill him; I don't know who stole the meat reishi. I always feel that things will not be so simple......" Zheng Guangzu said faintly.
"Rest assured~ Big brother. People who are cheap have their own heavenly harvest, so they should be punished by heaven! Life is not a game, it allows us to save again and again, and pursue the most perfect ending - maybe there is no perfect ending in the world itself! Wu Ding is not bad at what he said. The Meat Reishi event has been achieved!