"Hey~ Are we in the dormitory like this and getting moldy? It's 'eleven'! Golden Week with a seven-day holiday~Well, it's only five days......" Ji Yun asked while carefully combing his not lush hair in the mirror.

"Otherwise~ The more you drink, the more energetic you become, and there are a few over there who can't get up!" Ma Sanbao pointed to a few people who were still on the bed. The Hui people are so good, they have the habit of not drinking, and they can justifiably not drink~ Ma Sanbao looked at his roommates who were staggering and felt a burst of joy - yesterday, several livestock killed at least 2 pieces of beer per person, which is a 600ML bottle, and it is normal not to get up......

"Hey~ Who are you talking about? I didn't lose my time! Li Changgeng was not happy, and retorted sleepily. Li Changgeng's alcohol consumption has been practiced, and in the longest summer vacation of his life between his junior year and freshman year, Li Changgeng went to work at the construction site - in fact, he moved bricks. Li Changgeng's family is not wealthy, and he works to earn tuition, which is not~ not only earned a year's tuition and living expenses after two months of hard work and bricks, but also practiced with his co-workers, but this face is getting darker and darker-with an age +5 effect......

"Noisy ~ noisy ~ noisy, noisy your sister!" Li Dongyang also woke up - annoyed by these loud voices, he simply didn't sleep. We all know that people who are woken up from sleep will not have a good temper, commonly known as "getting up gas".

"What are you doing today?" Wang Zhe pushed the door and walked in, this handsome guy woke up early and had already washed up.

"Actually~ we can go home! There's five days off left! Wu Ding said that home is the harbor of people's souls, and he sang as he spoke: "I can row without pulp, I can sail without wind direction, because my life ~ depends on the waves, but I can return to the port after the waves......."

"It's so ugly! What if you don't go home? Didn't you say that you wouldn't go home if you helped Brother Ghost before? Oh~ As long as you are close to home, you can walk back and forth in two hours, and it will take at least two days for a few of us to take the train home and back and forth - now there are four and a half days left! Li Dongyang said dissatisfied.

"If I don't go back, I won't go back~ Anyway, if I want to go home, I can go back every day......" Wu Ding's careful thinking was punctured, and he could only vent his dissatisfaction with broken thoughts.

"It's still that question~ What are you doing today?" did not receive a satisfactory answer, Wang Zhe could only repeat the question.

"If you want me to say~ find a place to take a good bath! It's still so hot in September, and this place in Xianshi is really not suitable for human survival! Every day is in a hurry in the water room, and there are many people dying - it just so happens that we are fine today, and it is estimated that there are fewer people at school during the holidays, how about organizing a group to take a shower? "Ji Yun still loves cleanliness, and if it's not clean, I want to put my sister ~ too young, too simple, sometimes naive.

"I think it's a solid proposition. Why don't you ~ take a walk in the bathhouse? Li Dongyang expressed his support.

"Then call Tashi up~ Let's go!" Ji Yun saw that no one objected, and said that it was better to get up and walk while sitting~ Let's hurry up. As he spoke, he gave Tashi the closest to Wu Ding a look, and motioned for him to hurry up and call the bed~ No, tell someone to get up.

"Then you call it~! Tashi is in your bunk, you should call if you want to, right? Wu Ding was upset, and he supported the proposal to take a good bath, and wanted him to ask Tashi to talk about it. Tashi sleeps deeply, and he is usually a well-known "extremely poor student" - a particularly sleepy student, who is noisy when he sleeps~ The mobile phone rang and smashed the mobile phone, and someone called to smash the person; Yesterday, everyone drank again, Tashi slept soundly, you go and ask him to try~ Wu Ding is eighteen years old, and he hasn't lived enough, this kind of life-threatening thing is definitely not going to be done.

"Hey~ I'll do it!" Li Changgeng is more good at calling a bed - to get people up, he took out Tashi's towel and put it in the basin, poured some hot water, and then took a hot towel for Tashi to wipe his face. Don't say it~ Tashi woke up immediately, and he woke up energetic and emotionless.

So 5136 and his party embarked on the long road of bathing......

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"Isn't that funny! There is no hot water for his meow! Ji Yun roared unhappily - waiting for 5136 and his party was such a cruel ending......

"What should I do~ Go home?" Wang Zhe asked disapprovingly - this is a magical era, a once-in-a-millennium earthquake, a once-in-500-year flood, a once-in-a-century flood, and a once-in-a-century heavy rain and snow, everyone has encountered it many times - if you want to be angry because of such a trivial thing as no water in the bath~ This day will not be able to live......

"Why don't we go next door and wash?" Wu Ding said that I am a local~ The road is familiar, and we don't only have one option, it's just a few more steps.

"Huh~ You've been to that kind of place!" Li Dongyang said disdainfully. A new bathing center has recently opened next to the north gate of Xianda - you know the bathing center~ This product has actually been there~ and I have been there so quickly! And don't say hello before you go, and don't talk about the details when you come back, it's proper not to treat us as brothers!

"Please~ Where do you want to go? I'm talking about the immortal ...... next door across the road," Wu Ding understood Li Dongyang's eyes in seconds, and explained helplessly. Words~ Wu Ding, if you haven't had that kind of mind, can you understand in seconds?

"Then let's go over there~ If you don't wash this pile of things, you always feel sorry for yourself......" Ji Yun said while shaking the things in his hand - shampoo, shower gel, bath towel, change of clothes or something; Don't expect any free services in the university bathhouse these days, the gods and horses have to carry them by themselves, and running for nothing is undoubtedly a double burden on the mind and body.

"Let's go!" Xie An said indispensably, and took the lead as he spoke.

"Wait~ Boss, you're on the wrong track, not at the North Gate! Just go over there and really go to the bathing center! Wu Ding said that if you don't know the way, don't lead the way, okay~ If you really go that way, you can't help the temptation, is it fun for a dormitory person to be arrested......

"Hey~ You're a local in our dormitory, don't you blame me for not leading the way?" Li Dongyang stood up to support his teammates, don't get me wrong~ The teammate here refers to Xie An, after all, is he a fellow countryman - anyway, because Wu Ding is unreliable, he is sprayed all day long, and he is used to it......

"Eh~ come with me......" Wu Ding said unhappily.

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"Why do I think people don't look at us the right way?" The astute Wang Zhe felt that the masses of the Immortal Gongda seemed to have misunderstood them.

"Won't it~ Do we write the word Xianda on our faces, so that people can see it at a glance? And ~ Even if it's not from a school, what's wrong with coming over to take a shower, it's not that you don't give money......" Ji Yun felt that Wang Zhe's question was a little inexplicable.

"Wang Zhe is right, the eyes of the people around him are indeed a little weird." Li Changgeng always felt that something was wrong.

"It's just a bath, everything is ......" Wu Ding said disapprerovingly, and continued to take the lead - "It's almost there~ Why is there so many people in the bathhouse in front?" ”

"It seems that the TV station is interviewing~! Let's hurry over there, I can't figure it out on TV! Ha~ha~ha! TV fan Li Changgeng said excitedly, and he had rushed forward before the words fell.

"Can I? Isn't it just on TV~ Who hasn't been on it? Wu Ding pouted disapprerovingly. If it weren't for the fear of getting into trouble two days ago, Wu Ding would have been on TV again, or the high-rated "Zero Distance in Xianshi" - it was he who informed the TV station of the news clues that the experimental dog on the Tiantai of Xianda was abandoned, and people originally wanted him to go on camera to talk about the discovery process, mental journey or something - Wu Ding is not stupid, this kind of thing is not a positive report, if he appears on the camera and is fleshed in minutes, although the College of Culture and Museum has nothing to do with the Academy of Biological Sciences, there will definitely be no good fruit to eat......

"Why do I hear others saying 'mandarin duck bath', 'bending', 'base friend' or something - they still point at us when they say it...... "Wang Zhe now understands why, and he is waiting for us here-he meows~ Girls holding hands are good feelings, and boys holding hands are doing it; Girls shopping together is a good relationship, and boys shopping together is a base; Girls sleeping in a bed are in a good relationship, and whoever sleeps in a bed is a base; He's meowing~ You're just doing it, and your whole family is doing it-Wang Zhe, who took a shower with his roommate and was mistaken for "doing it", was hit by tons of critical damage, and put on a speechless posture to ask the sky and fell into contemplation......

"What should I do? Don't you usually boast that "there are many methods, thick ideas, and wild paths"? Come up with an idea! Li Dongyang glanced at all the roommates - this kind of unreliable thing still has to be solved by unreliable people, well~ It's Wu Ding! The wicked have their own wicked grinding, and the strange can only be cured, this idea ~ no problem!

"Although ~ this situation is really embarrassing, but what can I do? I'm desperate! Wu Ding replied helplessly.

"Let's go to the crowd ahead~ At least there are more people, so that it doesn't attract so much attention." Wang Zhe looked at the people around him who didn't know the truth and felt a lot of pressure - we can't afford to hide, hide in the crowd and be inconspicuous!

However~ it is not of much use. The crowd in front of them is because the "Xianshi Zero Distance" column is interviewing - the interview is the legendary "Mandarin Duck Bath" of Xiangong University - some netizens broke the news that the bathing center of Xiangong University can take a mandarin duck bath for 15 yuan, and there are often boyfriends and girlfriends or friends who come to take a bath together. At this time, a bunch of men broke in to take a bath together, I'm afraid it will only be more conspicuous! No, the reporter has already walked over to Wu Ding......

"Hello classmates. We are the "Fairy City Zero Distance" column, can I interview you? We received news clues that Xiangong University can take a 'mandarin duck bath' for 15 yuan, and there are many student couples who come to wash. Can you share your thoughts on this matter? The location reporter said to them - there are not too many people in the school during the holidays, either going home or going out to play; At this time, it is daytime again, and it seems that most people are still used to taking a bath before going to bed. SO~ At this time, it seems that the person who really came to take a bath seems to be Wu Ding and his party, who do the reporters interview if they don't interview them......

Wu Ding was about to open his mouth to refuse, but was defeated by the surrounding discussions-

"Eight men come to the shower together, it seems a little strange, right? It can't be bent......"

"You didn't see those two people, they walked so close~ a bear and a monkey, and they were full of emotion at first glance!"

"I see that there are a lot of friends on the campus forum who know that there is an interview today, and they are here to show affection - they won't be, right?"

Wu Ding only squirted out a mouthful of old blood: "Okay~ I'll be interviewed." But I'd like to correct one thing—"

The reporter nodded suspiciously, and motioned to the cameraman to give Wu Ding a close-up: "Please say it!" ”

"We are a traditional science and engineering college, and most of the students are boys. It's not right to say that you take a mandarin duck bath! Because there aren't that many girls at all! Haven't you heard of it - the University of Technology has seven men and women to one, and one couple has three pairs. Fifteen can take a mandarin duck bath? Only my roommate washed me! Wu Dingji said with affection, and as he spoke, he gave his roommates a look asking for cooperation - we just meowed to take a shower, and your friends came to talk about it for a long time, so let's just play a wave of diaphragm to respond to you, let's compare who is uncomfortable......

Li Dongyang reacted the fastest, and directly rushed to Wu Ding's side with a brisk step, hugged Wu Ding, and then gently put his head on Wu Ding's shoulder, and whispered: "The hibiscus tent is warm for the Spring Festival, and I will untie the battle robe with the general" - this picture is so beautiful that the onlookers dare not look at it! It's so spicy......

Li Changgeng held Tashi's chin with his hand, and looked at Tashi with affection, Tashi glared back with shame and affection - if this meeting was a man and a woman, it would be just a man, but which couple is not numb; But the two rough men are really powerless to complain about - and take a bath, you "hot spring water slippery washing cream" is just that, "light and slow twisting and wiping and picking" What the hell? This kind of action ~ I'll go!

"The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and the king will not go to court soon" Xie An said and held Wang Zhe's hand tightly, and then put on a classic tango pose - these two have never learned tango seriously, and they can't talk about crab walking or catwalking, but it's still okay to put on a lower waist and hold it - Xie An also rubbed Wang Zhe with his thigh, this is really too much~ The visual impact is off the charts!

"The flower path has never been swept by guests, and the pengmen is now open for you" Ji Yun is a science student, and there are a little fewer poems in his stomach, which is not enough to support him to play mix-and-match, but the action of this product is too lethal - he directly hugged Ma Sanbao in the posture of a princess...... Also, it has been nearly a thousand years since Du Fu's two poems have been over-interpreted, is it really good to be so straightforward?

If there is a Brokeback Mountain between two men, eight men is enough to form the Brokeback Mountain......

Taking advantage of the destruction of the column group and the onlookers, the Brokeback Mountain Range has already slipped away - don't you wait to be watched or beaten? Such a blatant black family is immortal, this is disgusted with his own long life!

Before leaving, Wu Ding also broke off: "Our Immortal University Astronautics College is not afraid of your reports!" I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, my surname is Zhang Mingwei, and the word is easy to reach! In order to prevent the destruction of the world, in order to maintain the peace of the world, and to carry out love and true evil, the lovely and charming rainbow color~ The journey of our aerospace friends group is the sea of stars! ”